Post by Odin Balfore on Jul 17, 2011 0:45:59 GMT -5
" Retirement? "
RP2
WCF- Ultimate Showdown
Ultimate Showdown Match
“ Mr. Balfore?”
* A nurse calls for Odin from behind the nurses station. Odin and Conrad sit in the main hall against wall across for the station. *
Conrad: Odin, don’t do this I’m telling ya.
Odin: No Conrad, its about time I listen to people. Those guys in WCF are right.
“Mr. Balfore.”
Odin: See ya in twenty. Wish me luck.
Conrad: I would but I couldn’t get so lucky that you’d actually stay gone.
* Odin gets up and follows the nurse from the other side of the wall as he walks through a set of double glass doors an into the main part of the building. The nurse meets up with him as they walk and talk. *
Nurse: Well Mr. Balfore I understand that you’re feeling run down and think that an adult rest home would be best for you.
Odin: We’ll see. Its just that everyone I work with is getting on my back about it. I’m hearing all these old guys jokes, these walker jokes. I don’t think they’ll be happy until I indulge them.
Nurse: We here at Shady Pines are always looking out for the best welfare for our clients. I assure you that you’re in good hands.
* They continue walking as Odin sees a small crew of men entering an exiting a room up ahead. *
Odin: Hey, what are those guys doing?
Nurse: They’re just cleaning out a room. One of our clients had.. um.. Lets say.. “Left”, before his time. If you decide to stay here- this will most likely be your room.
Odin: Who was here if you don’t mind my asking?
Nurse: Mr. Paffo.
Odin: OHH YEAAH… freak out, freak out. I’m freakin out!
* Odin turns the corner from the rooms threshold and walks in the room. *
Odin: I’m freakin out! This room is great!
Nurse: I’m glad you think that because Mr. Paffo went kinda, sorta mad.
Odin: Well there ain’t no maddens in space and this space is the place! I’ll take it!
Nurse: Very good. Let me go write up the paper work.
* The nurse leaves Odin to his own devices which is a horrible idea. Once she’s gone and far enough down the hall Odin peeks out the room and slips back out into the hall. He makes his way into the common room where he sees two men playing cards. Odin invites himself to sit down across from them as they just deal him in. *
Odin: sup’ fella’s. How ya doing? What we playin?
Man 1 : Doin’ good, new fish. I’m Ric, and that’s Terry. WOOOOOOO!!
* Odin looks puzzled. *
Terry: Don’t you worry about him brother. He’s just got a taste of tourette’s syndrome, Brother!
Odin: And what’s wrong with you?
Terry: There’s nothing wrong with me brother, my just going threw a bit of a rough patch with my wife, brother!
Ric: WOOO!!!!! I hear that my man. I used to be a jet flyin’, limousine ridin’, kiss stealin’ --
Terry: We get it brother.
Odin: so why are you here then?
Ric: I stole the identity from this hack named Rogers. WOOOOOO!! All these fools think I’m him an I’m not about to pass up a free sponge bath, if you get my drift! WWOOO!!
Terry: Oh Brother! These twenty-four inch pythons run wild on all these hot little Jabronies.. An I don’t mean my arms, BROTHER!
Odin: ya know.. Its really creepy when you say that. About creepy though, what can you tell me about that Paffo guy; I’m gonna be taking his room.
Terry: Don’t get me started on that son of a bitch, brother. First we’re friends, then he flops. Then he hates me. It’s not like I banged his wife, brother!
Odin: Wait, his wife? Or his wife’s brother?
Terry: Probably a little bit of both brother! Paffo’s brother was a bit on the fence brother.
Ric: WWOOOOO!
Odin: That reminds me of this guy I know. Donald. Where I work, Donald’s suppose to be the “boy.” Ya know? He’s the top. Or at least he’s suppose to be the top.
Terry: Deruty? WCF? Ya we know that douche bag, brother!
* again, Odin looks puzzled but brushes it off an continues. *
Odin: Well then you know what I’m talkin about. D-Day is the World Champion but he always flips on his position on it. First he comes out and says that THIS moment is HIS moment to shine; his moment to step up. He’s the world champion, he doesn’t need to step up. He tried to call me out on it because he’s been beating people yet he still goes onto say that this is where he shows WCF that he is the top guy.
Ric: What a dumb ass. The belt means you are the top guy. To be the man, you gotta BE the man , and Donald doesn’t sound like he knows how to be a man. WWOOOOOO!
Odin: Exactly. He groups himself with the best wrestlers but he isn’t the best yet.
Terry: He doesn’t think he’s the best, Brother?
Odin: That’s what I’m saying. Then he goes on to attempt to belittle me because I have the US title. The guy needs a clue. He’s actually why I’m here. He’s convinced I’m in my eighties an I need to retire. So I figured I check it out. He doesn’t seem to get the picture though. I don’t think he understands.
Ric: I don’t think he understands but you’ll have to make em!
Odin: I’m in this match because I’m the US Champion. I defeated the previously “ undefeated” US Champion. I retired him. I’ve ended four careers in three months. That’s what I’ve done. That’s why I’m in this match. D-Days in the match because he’s a technicality. If he or anyone else actually stopped and paid attention to what he’s been saying, they’d all know that I’m right.
What gets me even more is that he’s FACE. D-Days the good guy in all this. He’s been calling me gay and making remarks towards sex and gender. The FACE WCF World Champion should NOT be resorting to such things, to swearing- to getting all bent out of shape. If D-Day was even a fraction of the man or champion that he claims to be, then he wouldn’t be acting like that. What he doesn’t get is that the more he says stuff like that, commenting on any orientation or personal conduct an even swearing only goes to prove my point more that he’s not ready to hold that title and lead the company.
This match, D-day has it twisted. It’s not about what I’ve done but what I’m going to be doing. Under the D-Day leadership- nothings going to change and the less people are going to believe in him. That’s what this match is about. Its not about whose getting what or whose gonna kicks who’s ass. Ya, sure, maybe little but this match resets the power struggle in WCF. All the belts are up for grabs, thanks for telling us D-day cuz ya know.. We all haven’t seen the preview commercial for the match yet. Thanks for reminding everyone of what they already know. What ya’ll don’t know is how this reset in power is going to affect the WCF.
That’s something no one in WCF has talked about or even thought about. Call me crazy in my old age but this is beyond Kaylyn trying to show a roster full of men that she can “push”. She’s the TV Champion. This is beyond Speede becoming a man with in the ranks of the established roster. This goes beyond Jay Price trying to grab the brass ring that he never had the opportunity to get before. This match even goes beyond Oblivion and his desire to cause more harm. In fact, Oblivions the only one with the right mindset in this match. Oblivions looking past all this because he knows whoever’s going to win the whole thing and gain and whoever gains the other two titles will know that Oblivion will still be Oblivion at the end of the day an the roster will respond to him in some way, BUT! But, D-Day thinks its all about him. It’s not.
It’s really not.
Its not about D-Day, its about WCF. None of my other opponents in this match have even spoken about that an I doubt if any of them have even pondered that. Now I’m sure after saying this and them seeing it- they’ll go on to rebuke it but hey- we can’t all think like a true champion, can we?
The WCF might think I’m too old to wrestle yet here I am. The roster might think that I’m one dimensional but Thunder said that too an he’s probably on his way to this retirement center as we speak. When the masses are too busy focusing on the wrong aspects of Odin Balfore I’ll be muscling my way to through the match. When I can take a guy like D-Day by the skull in the palm of my hand and throw him across the ring like a rag doll, that’s all I need in the match. Where’s that in his little “ break down” of Odin Balfore? Maybe he forgot about all that when he talked about me having wolf friends.
Terry: Don’t turn your back on a wolf pack, brother! You might end up in a body bag!
Ric: WOOOOO!!!
Odin: Wolf Pack, he wants to talk about wolf packs? lets go back to that leadership. All roads lead back to Rome an all things in WCF will lead back to me. As we go into this match I’m seeing the various futures of WCF rotationally being played out before our eyes. The current champion, the guy who despite people wanting his title isn’t taking the high road? What’s that say about him or the company? An I’m the bad guy? All I’m going to do is take this company, put in under my boot, in my shadow and take it where it has never been.
What am I gonna do as WCF World Champion? Well first I’m going to knock off the power struggle going on here from people that don’t even know what’s going on or how to correctly play it. I mean I feel like I’m fighting the Montreal Canadians. I’ll tell you what I’m going to do as the WCF champion.
This all STOPS!
All this tongue and cheek thing where guys just get to walk back in after being gone for so long, thinking they get the same spot when they left.. Gone. Nope..
This sense of accomplishment for having been in the same damn hole in the wall place.. that’s gone. You take that weak minded mentality some where else because under Odin Balfore’s reign.. The reign of the Nordic Tank.. Everyone will fall in their place because I’ll put them ALL there. I’m not above running through the roster to accomplish my means because after this match is said and done- I’d already would have. The entire company not only has to follow me but they aren’t going to like it, which makes it even better. They’ll all be following the pied piper straight into the mouths of Hel. I’m the only guy that can do as I want with the company and bring it in any direction I see fit because I’m the only one with the knowledge to do so and that scares the shit out of everyone.
What they don’t know yet but soon will is that once I crush D-Day, once I crush Kaylynn, speede, price an even my fellow monster, Oblivion- is that their company that they all worked so hard for is GONE. This becomes Odin Balfore’s company! How are they all going to react when the most hated man in WCF gaines what they all covet and abuses it in ways they never thought possible? Has anyone thought about that yet? No.. I’m just a joke, right? Well after Monday night, the jokes on them. We’re all in this match because we all bring something to the table but only one of us has ALL OF IT an you’re looking at the man, right here.
I hope that it IS me and D-Day as the last two in the ring, fighting for the WCF title. In fact, I’ll go the extra to make sure that it’s the two of us so that he can witness first hand the transfer of leadership and know that everything he’s worked hard for and Oblivions worked hard for and Williams and everyone else that has some nugget of importance in WCF has worked for all of the sudden means absolutely nothing. I’m going to sit and be all cliché that we’re entering the Odin Balfore era.. We’re not. We’re not entering. Like I told the world in that press conference.. I’m at the dance.. I got my shoes on. I’m already busting down the buffet tables. Its not just Price that’s still trying to get directions, its everyone else in this match. Its everyone else in this match because like it or not we are currently IN the Odin Balfore era.
We are IN the era where this silly giant.. Norse Nerd.. Old assed, washed up WCF never was.. IS WCF. Ya’ll gotta face it.. Ya’ll can no longer deny it. After I crush D-Day an I plant my foot on his chest to cover him for the three after I brutally break his body in front of thousands, in front of the “ Legacy” in from of the “ establishment” and the ref calls for the bell and gets that title and hands it too me an its announced the winner of the match and NEW WCF World Champion IS Odin Balfore.. The Odin Balfore Era is no longer just a something anyone can dispute because with the title, I’ve changed the landscape of WCF forever like I’ve done for dozens of companies before it.
But what do I know? I’m too old; right ? I should just stop making everyone look like fools and just retire. I should just stop being right and retire.
* Suddenly Odin gets tapped on the shoulder. He turns around and sheepishly smiles at the nurse whose not looking to be in a good mood, nor are the two security guards with her. *
Nurse: You’re not retired are you Mr. Balfore? You’re not even close enough to retire are you? Turns out something that was oddly over looked is your age. Did you know that you’re only thirty-three years old ?
* Odin laughs sheepishly. *
Nurse: Lets go Mr. Balfore.
* Odin stands up and bids his goodbyes to his new friends. *
Odin: Well guys, I guess life’s like a double edge sword like that. I’m not retiring’ after all. I ain’t goin anywhere till that WCF Title is in my possession an very soon it will be. So sorry to disappoint everyone in WCF but the easy road is all over. Now we come to Ragnarok. Tuesday , July Elevnth will mark the darkest dawn in WCF history because WCF’s days will be forever lived out in shadow an as they’re all pondering “ how this this happen?” that they all “ gave it their best” and everyone’s so concerned about being the top that they can’t focus on actually just BEING the top? Well guys that’s me. Remember that. Remember that Odin Balfore is already and forever will be as long as he’s here- I will BE that TOP guy. Remember that when you’re all buying for this “ honor” about your time and hard work and that this day is your greatest moment to shine. From the WCF Champion, D-Day all the way to the young kid known as Roy Speede- that Ultimate surrender is your greatest day to shine but to me.. It’s just another Monday night!
So I have spoken.. so it shall.. come to pass
Terry: You tell em, Brotha!!
Ric: WWOOOO!
* Odin gets escorted away as the scene fades to black. *
~FINN
RP2
WCF- Ultimate Showdown
Ultimate Showdown Match
“ Mr. Balfore?”
* A nurse calls for Odin from behind the nurses station. Odin and Conrad sit in the main hall against wall across for the station. *
Conrad: Odin, don’t do this I’m telling ya.
Odin: No Conrad, its about time I listen to people. Those guys in WCF are right.
“Mr. Balfore.”
Odin: See ya in twenty. Wish me luck.
Conrad: I would but I couldn’t get so lucky that you’d actually stay gone.
* Odin gets up and follows the nurse from the other side of the wall as he walks through a set of double glass doors an into the main part of the building. The nurse meets up with him as they walk and talk. *
Nurse: Well Mr. Balfore I understand that you’re feeling run down and think that an adult rest home would be best for you.
Odin: We’ll see. Its just that everyone I work with is getting on my back about it. I’m hearing all these old guys jokes, these walker jokes. I don’t think they’ll be happy until I indulge them.
Nurse: We here at Shady Pines are always looking out for the best welfare for our clients. I assure you that you’re in good hands.
* They continue walking as Odin sees a small crew of men entering an exiting a room up ahead. *
Odin: Hey, what are those guys doing?
Nurse: They’re just cleaning out a room. One of our clients had.. um.. Lets say.. “Left”, before his time. If you decide to stay here- this will most likely be your room.
Odin: Who was here if you don’t mind my asking?
Nurse: Mr. Paffo.
Odin: OHH YEAAH… freak out, freak out. I’m freakin out!
* Odin turns the corner from the rooms threshold and walks in the room. *
Odin: I’m freakin out! This room is great!
Nurse: I’m glad you think that because Mr. Paffo went kinda, sorta mad.
Odin: Well there ain’t no maddens in space and this space is the place! I’ll take it!
Nurse: Very good. Let me go write up the paper work.
* The nurse leaves Odin to his own devices which is a horrible idea. Once she’s gone and far enough down the hall Odin peeks out the room and slips back out into the hall. He makes his way into the common room where he sees two men playing cards. Odin invites himself to sit down across from them as they just deal him in. *
Odin: sup’ fella’s. How ya doing? What we playin?
Man 1 : Doin’ good, new fish. I’m Ric, and that’s Terry. WOOOOOOO!!
* Odin looks puzzled. *
Terry: Don’t you worry about him brother. He’s just got a taste of tourette’s syndrome, Brother!
Odin: And what’s wrong with you?
Terry: There’s nothing wrong with me brother, my just going threw a bit of a rough patch with my wife, brother!
Ric: WOOO!!!!! I hear that my man. I used to be a jet flyin’, limousine ridin’, kiss stealin’ --
Terry: We get it brother.
Odin: so why are you here then?
Ric: I stole the identity from this hack named Rogers. WOOOOOO!! All these fools think I’m him an I’m not about to pass up a free sponge bath, if you get my drift! WWOOO!!
Terry: Oh Brother! These twenty-four inch pythons run wild on all these hot little Jabronies.. An I don’t mean my arms, BROTHER!
Odin: ya know.. Its really creepy when you say that. About creepy though, what can you tell me about that Paffo guy; I’m gonna be taking his room.
Terry: Don’t get me started on that son of a bitch, brother. First we’re friends, then he flops. Then he hates me. It’s not like I banged his wife, brother!
Odin: Wait, his wife? Or his wife’s brother?
Terry: Probably a little bit of both brother! Paffo’s brother was a bit on the fence brother.
Ric: WWOOOOO!
Odin: That reminds me of this guy I know. Donald. Where I work, Donald’s suppose to be the “boy.” Ya know? He’s the top. Or at least he’s suppose to be the top.
Terry: Deruty? WCF? Ya we know that douche bag, brother!
* again, Odin looks puzzled but brushes it off an continues. *
Odin: Well then you know what I’m talkin about. D-Day is the World Champion but he always flips on his position on it. First he comes out and says that THIS moment is HIS moment to shine; his moment to step up. He’s the world champion, he doesn’t need to step up. He tried to call me out on it because he’s been beating people yet he still goes onto say that this is where he shows WCF that he is the top guy.
Ric: What a dumb ass. The belt means you are the top guy. To be the man, you gotta BE the man , and Donald doesn’t sound like he knows how to be a man. WWOOOOOO!
Odin: Exactly. He groups himself with the best wrestlers but he isn’t the best yet.
Terry: He doesn’t think he’s the best, Brother?
Odin: That’s what I’m saying. Then he goes on to attempt to belittle me because I have the US title. The guy needs a clue. He’s actually why I’m here. He’s convinced I’m in my eighties an I need to retire. So I figured I check it out. He doesn’t seem to get the picture though. I don’t think he understands.
Ric: I don’t think he understands but you’ll have to make em!
Odin: I’m in this match because I’m the US Champion. I defeated the previously “ undefeated” US Champion. I retired him. I’ve ended four careers in three months. That’s what I’ve done. That’s why I’m in this match. D-Days in the match because he’s a technicality. If he or anyone else actually stopped and paid attention to what he’s been saying, they’d all know that I’m right.
What gets me even more is that he’s FACE. D-Days the good guy in all this. He’s been calling me gay and making remarks towards sex and gender. The FACE WCF World Champion should NOT be resorting to such things, to swearing- to getting all bent out of shape. If D-Day was even a fraction of the man or champion that he claims to be, then he wouldn’t be acting like that. What he doesn’t get is that the more he says stuff like that, commenting on any orientation or personal conduct an even swearing only goes to prove my point more that he’s not ready to hold that title and lead the company.
This match, D-day has it twisted. It’s not about what I’ve done but what I’m going to be doing. Under the D-Day leadership- nothings going to change and the less people are going to believe in him. That’s what this match is about. Its not about whose getting what or whose gonna kicks who’s ass. Ya, sure, maybe little but this match resets the power struggle in WCF. All the belts are up for grabs, thanks for telling us D-day cuz ya know.. We all haven’t seen the preview commercial for the match yet. Thanks for reminding everyone of what they already know. What ya’ll don’t know is how this reset in power is going to affect the WCF.
That’s something no one in WCF has talked about or even thought about. Call me crazy in my old age but this is beyond Kaylyn trying to show a roster full of men that she can “push”. She’s the TV Champion. This is beyond Speede becoming a man with in the ranks of the established roster. This goes beyond Jay Price trying to grab the brass ring that he never had the opportunity to get before. This match even goes beyond Oblivion and his desire to cause more harm. In fact, Oblivions the only one with the right mindset in this match. Oblivions looking past all this because he knows whoever’s going to win the whole thing and gain and whoever gains the other two titles will know that Oblivion will still be Oblivion at the end of the day an the roster will respond to him in some way, BUT! But, D-Day thinks its all about him. It’s not.
It’s really not.
Its not about D-Day, its about WCF. None of my other opponents in this match have even spoken about that an I doubt if any of them have even pondered that. Now I’m sure after saying this and them seeing it- they’ll go on to rebuke it but hey- we can’t all think like a true champion, can we?
The WCF might think I’m too old to wrestle yet here I am. The roster might think that I’m one dimensional but Thunder said that too an he’s probably on his way to this retirement center as we speak. When the masses are too busy focusing on the wrong aspects of Odin Balfore I’ll be muscling my way to through the match. When I can take a guy like D-Day by the skull in the palm of my hand and throw him across the ring like a rag doll, that’s all I need in the match. Where’s that in his little “ break down” of Odin Balfore? Maybe he forgot about all that when he talked about me having wolf friends.
Terry: Don’t turn your back on a wolf pack, brother! You might end up in a body bag!
Ric: WOOOOO!!!
Odin: Wolf Pack, he wants to talk about wolf packs? lets go back to that leadership. All roads lead back to Rome an all things in WCF will lead back to me. As we go into this match I’m seeing the various futures of WCF rotationally being played out before our eyes. The current champion, the guy who despite people wanting his title isn’t taking the high road? What’s that say about him or the company? An I’m the bad guy? All I’m going to do is take this company, put in under my boot, in my shadow and take it where it has never been.
What am I gonna do as WCF World Champion? Well first I’m going to knock off the power struggle going on here from people that don’t even know what’s going on or how to correctly play it. I mean I feel like I’m fighting the Montreal Canadians. I’ll tell you what I’m going to do as the WCF champion.
This all STOPS!
All this tongue and cheek thing where guys just get to walk back in after being gone for so long, thinking they get the same spot when they left.. Gone. Nope..
This sense of accomplishment for having been in the same damn hole in the wall place.. that’s gone. You take that weak minded mentality some where else because under Odin Balfore’s reign.. The reign of the Nordic Tank.. Everyone will fall in their place because I’ll put them ALL there. I’m not above running through the roster to accomplish my means because after this match is said and done- I’d already would have. The entire company not only has to follow me but they aren’t going to like it, which makes it even better. They’ll all be following the pied piper straight into the mouths of Hel. I’m the only guy that can do as I want with the company and bring it in any direction I see fit because I’m the only one with the knowledge to do so and that scares the shit out of everyone.
What they don’t know yet but soon will is that once I crush D-Day, once I crush Kaylynn, speede, price an even my fellow monster, Oblivion- is that their company that they all worked so hard for is GONE. This becomes Odin Balfore’s company! How are they all going to react when the most hated man in WCF gaines what they all covet and abuses it in ways they never thought possible? Has anyone thought about that yet? No.. I’m just a joke, right? Well after Monday night, the jokes on them. We’re all in this match because we all bring something to the table but only one of us has ALL OF IT an you’re looking at the man, right here.
I hope that it IS me and D-Day as the last two in the ring, fighting for the WCF title. In fact, I’ll go the extra to make sure that it’s the two of us so that he can witness first hand the transfer of leadership and know that everything he’s worked hard for and Oblivions worked hard for and Williams and everyone else that has some nugget of importance in WCF has worked for all of the sudden means absolutely nothing. I’m going to sit and be all cliché that we’re entering the Odin Balfore era.. We’re not. We’re not entering. Like I told the world in that press conference.. I’m at the dance.. I got my shoes on. I’m already busting down the buffet tables. Its not just Price that’s still trying to get directions, its everyone else in this match. Its everyone else in this match because like it or not we are currently IN the Odin Balfore era.
We are IN the era where this silly giant.. Norse Nerd.. Old assed, washed up WCF never was.. IS WCF. Ya’ll gotta face it.. Ya’ll can no longer deny it. After I crush D-Day an I plant my foot on his chest to cover him for the three after I brutally break his body in front of thousands, in front of the “ Legacy” in from of the “ establishment” and the ref calls for the bell and gets that title and hands it too me an its announced the winner of the match and NEW WCF World Champion IS Odin Balfore.. The Odin Balfore Era is no longer just a something anyone can dispute because with the title, I’ve changed the landscape of WCF forever like I’ve done for dozens of companies before it.
But what do I know? I’m too old; right ? I should just stop making everyone look like fools and just retire. I should just stop being right and retire.
* Suddenly Odin gets tapped on the shoulder. He turns around and sheepishly smiles at the nurse whose not looking to be in a good mood, nor are the two security guards with her. *
Nurse: You’re not retired are you Mr. Balfore? You’re not even close enough to retire are you? Turns out something that was oddly over looked is your age. Did you know that you’re only thirty-three years old ?
* Odin laughs sheepishly. *
Nurse: Lets go Mr. Balfore.
* Odin stands up and bids his goodbyes to his new friends. *
Odin: Well guys, I guess life’s like a double edge sword like that. I’m not retiring’ after all. I ain’t goin anywhere till that WCF Title is in my possession an very soon it will be. So sorry to disappoint everyone in WCF but the easy road is all over. Now we come to Ragnarok. Tuesday , July Elevnth will mark the darkest dawn in WCF history because WCF’s days will be forever lived out in shadow an as they’re all pondering “ how this this happen?” that they all “ gave it their best” and everyone’s so concerned about being the top that they can’t focus on actually just BEING the top? Well guys that’s me. Remember that. Remember that Odin Balfore is already and forever will be as long as he’s here- I will BE that TOP guy. Remember that when you’re all buying for this “ honor” about your time and hard work and that this day is your greatest moment to shine. From the WCF Champion, D-Day all the way to the young kid known as Roy Speede- that Ultimate surrender is your greatest day to shine but to me.. It’s just another Monday night!
So I have spoken.. so it shall.. come to pass
Terry: You tell em, Brotha!!
Ric: WWOOOO!
* Odin gets escorted away as the scene fades to black. *
~FINN
