Post by FPV on Jul 16, 2011 10:40:50 GMT -5
Once again we are brought to FPVs dimly lit room, the single light bulb fluttering over his head. This time he doesn't play the mystery that he usually does when he's in this room, he's just out there, waiting to talk. When he does talk, there is a hint af anger in his voice
Well, well, well. If it ain't tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumb ass if I ever did see one. Two guys covering up their faces to try and look cool. Therefore, they think, to look cool they must also do "cool things". Attacking the bosses trainee is...um...not the coolest thing you could do. In fact, that's the most dangerous thing you could've done. But you went ahead and did it you little butt-munches.
We both have different fates that will befall us, Shadow and Mr. Mysterious. First, after Monday, me and Corey, we'll be in the slammer. Yep, arrested for two counts of aggravated homicide. And the victims? That would be your sorry asses, dumped into the river and left to bloat at the bottom. That's Corey's job, jobber homicide. And you two may be wondering, "Dude, why can you call him Corey but we can't?" Well, the answer to that is simple, I'm actually being a constructive force in this company and doing what I can to help out and NOT spewing anti-American slander and NOT attacking the new-comers in cold-blood.
And I know my proper tag team partner Roy isn't in this match, no sir. He's off doing bigger and better things, trying to net him that big gold belt and inflate his ego a little bit more. But trust me, even under normal circumstances, even if it was just me and him, Coreys having nothing to do with this, the outcome would still be the same. These belts, these tag titles...no wait, scratch that, any title in all the WCF, you can just forget about, because you will only ever see these things from a distance, because you two lack the strength, the intelligence, and the BALLS to do anything about it. I'm surprised that Corey hasn't allready just fired your ass and get it over with. And with a little help from my friend Mr. Burning Hammer, I will make it so that you two will never be heard from...ever...again.
And with that, FPV shuts the light off, and the rest...is silence.
