Post by Odin Balfore on Jul 15, 2011 0:56:28 GMT -5
RP1
WCF- Ultimate Showdown
Ultimate Showdown Match
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Scene One: Thought and Memory
( A MONOLOGUE )
You’d have to go back sometime in Odin’s career to see the kind of dominance and behavior that he’s been displaying as of late in WCF. After two and a half year, Odin Balfore has captured a title. Its been two an half years since he’s been trusted.
What’s not to trust?
The monster in the man that been creeping out ever steadily with each passing week. There is no insurance or guarantee that the monster could be controlled or even if Odin wants to. The only thing certain is that Odin Balfore has been a force among forces, unequaled or measurable against anyone on the WCF roster. He can understand why that would make some people like Steve Thunder have false estimations of the man and why a seemingly strong up start named Cahir would just not show up prior to his match with nearly four hundred pound Nordic Tank. Cahir was a man with promise, well that promise was broken when he stepped into the ring against the monster.
Steve Thunders false bravado got him in trouble even worse because it wasn’t just a no name up start that Odin had the pleasure of destroying before its time, like plucking an unripe peach from its branches but to see the buzzing bee once so proud, now trapped behind a window pane proclaiming its escape and rise to former glories. Those calls and shouts for greatness make Odin all the more intrigued to see if they can live up to their names.
.. And we all know how that turned out. Steve Thunder will never be the same in his career again be it here or any where else in the world. The match with Odin Balfore will continue to plague him like an anxiety attack. Nerves will be on edge, sense on the brink of over load and all there is to do is just accept the grim reality. Its been a grim reality for all in WCF because each week they see that this monster inside the towering man asserts itself more and more. Soon the “ respected” members of the roster will go face to face with it in the Ultimate Showdown match.. And showdown will be. The Ragnarok that Odin spoke about starts on July eighteenth, where the “ new era” of WCF, even mixed with a few remnants of the old one come to an end like that unripe peach as Odin plucks it from the tree of life and devours it whole.
Years after Odin had dominated the wrestling world he does so again but this time he’ll do it with Huginn and Muninn.
that’s just what the “ new era” of WCF will be just thought and memory.
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Scene Two: Sacrificial Ram
Location: The shore, Alesund, Norway.
* There’s a slight biting chill in the air that’s begging to be warmed by the afternoon sun. The rain had passed no even a few hours before hand, the sand is still slick with rain water. Odins heavy boots mired quickly in the sand, sinking down a few inches as the it parted under his weight. The Norsemen’s in his ancestral home land. Approaching the beach in heavy black leather boots and dark denim jeans he cradles a small ram in his arms as he makes his way to the shore line. The waves crash gently onto the shore but Odin knows that quiet waters can quickly turn to raging seas.
The camera pans left to see a long wooden boat. Its sail slowly waving in the wind. The storm in Norway may have passed by the storm in WCF is soon upon us all. Odin makes his way over to the long boat and steps in it. He makes his way over to the bow of the long ship, setting the ram down and holding there with his giant arms. *
Odin: May Baldr take you.
* Odin shouts as he looks up towards the sky. *
Odin: Grant me the Aesir strength. The strength of the gods.
* Odin looks back towards the shore as a quick flash is seen an within that flash stand dozen of Viking warriors on the shore all looking towards Odin with undivided attention. *
Odin: Grant me strength not only for my people but for me. I go forth as warrior kin to asgard. There are often nights where I lay awake unable to sleep because I can see an hear those that came before me and like those that came before me I shall conquer all those that stand in my way.
* The warriors flash back out of existence as Odin looks up towards the sky.*
Odin: Every week I can feel the presence of father Odin, your brother, inside me. I can feel the brutal wisdom of his nature trying to creep out. For years I’ve tried to both suppress and exploit it. Now Baldr, The presence of the all father comes on its will. If its truly him inside me then I should pray to him but Baldr, If I am your brother reborn then I must look to you to ensure that I am truly up to this task.
Today Baldr I bring to you a strong young ram as sacrifice to appease your nature. Help me, help those who worshiped you and help your brother come through in human form. I am prepared to be the vessel of the gods as they enact their will through me. My enemies think themselves formidable. They think themselves to be in a class above the Aesir. I shall prove them wrong! They don’t know of which they speak but dear brother Baldr, I shall remind them that this big Nordic tank standing before you is the source of the troubles that lay before them. Us Norn’s don’t fight simply for fame or to be respected but feared! We fight for riches.. For honor.. for glory and for gold! The gold of the WCF!
D-Day thinks himself as a leader, as if the rest of the world would follow him to the ends of the earth, to Hel, and back again. Hel is no place like where I’m bringing WCF. I shall bring them through the land of the giants. MY land! Men that don’t respect me- don’t know me but respect is not something on my agenda anymore.
* Odin looks back down at the unassuming ram, unaware of its fate. *
Odin: The ram embodies all that Donald Deruty represents. Youth, strength, courage.. The need to prove its self. Well young ram, you are the sacrifice for my lord. The monster that’s been held within for so long.
* Odin takes out a boot knife from a holster under the legging of his right calf and holds it to the rams throat. *
Odin: What you don’t know Deruty, young, fearless Deruty WILL in fact kill you, What the entire WCF doesn’t know will in fact kill them. A young ram is not a leader but the catalyst for things to come. I’d tell you that I’m sorry Deruty. So full of inexperienced, push far before your time but the days in WCF grow dark. I’d soon apologize to this ram then to you but sacrifices must be made. You give tribute to Odin Balfore.
* The cool Norwegian wind wisps through Odin’s graying blonde hair as he presses the blade against the Ram throat an in one motion, commits to his deeds. The rams blood splatters Odin’s face and hair with the crimsons specs of life. Odin stands up, looking back out towards the shore. He licks the blade of the rams blood as the scene gets over exposed in a glowing white hue once again. Visions of Odin’s warrior ancestors are standing before him, still giving him their attention. *
Odin: Norn’s! Soon we will ride into battle! Our enemies shall soon experience those blessed by Asgard. Their leader, Donald Deruty knows not of what he speaks. Norn’s, let us remind him just who we are!
Deruty, you hear me now and listen damn good kid because this is YOUR one shot at me. You think you have something prove? You’re the world champion but to me you’re just another part of this little run down company clinging to life. So you’re correct in thinking you have something to prove, you have a lot of something to prove. In fact everyone in this company has something to prove to me because there aren’t many, if any that have done anything outside of this company. My question to you Deruty, as the leader of the locker room.. Do you have what it takes to take on a man with such a legacy as mine, As the Norn’s? Your words are ill spoken an with flaws. You don’t respect because you don’t know me an frankly I don’t need the respect from a shit stain like yourself. Norn’s don’t need the respect of those who they stand over in victory. We only make sure that you lay there broken an defeated before us knowing that WE are your superior, that I AM YOUR SUPERIOR!
D-Day, you the young ram are in for a fight for something that extends out further then your life but the well being for all of WCF because WHEN I get my hands on the WCF World Championship- this company will never be the fucking same! Its futile to resist Deruty, you know why I’ve come an I’ve came with all my Norn followers. You talk about the New Era yet you question yourself still an you have every right too but at Ultimate Showdown I’ll show you what the generation of smash mouth, in your face never back down and never give up can do to a man. Oh, an I don’t mean that righteous at heart “ hero of the day “ bullshit. I mean legitimate tough guys, Oblivion knows what I’m talking about but D-Day.. You speak for them and they hang on your words.. Soon they’ll hang on mine, rather I’ll hang them by my forked silver tongue.
I’ve been watching you D-Day but have you been watching me? I don’t think you’ve been paying close enough attention to me an I doubt that anyone in this match, all be it for the Blue Fin herself. Its that which will lend itself to your downfall. You all focus such a small fraction of my life, with the company that I keep an not that wake of destruction that’s been in my shadow. Everyone that’s been in my way.. I’ve put out of my way. Even little Blue Fin with a steel chair in hand couldn’t keep me down for more then a few seconds. Doesn’t that tell you something D-Day? doesn’t it tell you that we Nord’s are more then just men? Just men that’s all any of you are. Did you know that? Mortal men that are meant to be crushed like I’ve done to the others that have stepped up to me.
Ultimate Showdown isn’t about me stepping up D-Day.. Its about the WCF being taken down! This fight, our fight isn’t about me proving a damn thing to you or management or even to my lords Odin an Baldr. What Ultimate Showdown is about is Odin Balfore fulfilling his destiny. With Norn’s on my side, my lord on my side and the swallow weak mindedness that you possess, D-Day its only matter of time before you fall victim to my Mark at Ragnarok and trust me when I tell you that Ultimate Showdown.. Ragnarok will come and you’ll be nothing more then an after thought and memory!
Fellows Norn’s! In just a few days time we sail into battle into that glorious unknown with our heads held high. I have sacrificed a ram for our journey and thus far the winds have been kind to us and let me tell you brothers; when we set foot on the shore once again and we ready our axes and spears.. You tell the world where you come from and just the hell it is we are! We are the Norn’s! Vikings from across the sea. We have come to pillage and burn all that our enemies hold dear, simply because we can !
This isn’t just for you D-Day but for Kaylynn, Oblivion, Speede and Price. I’m that long forgotten warriors that’s been veiled by the mists of time but those mists have yield and forgotten are ways to battle it. I am the Giant from Jotuheim with the blood of the gods coursing through my veins. You dare challenge us? Then shall all fall like the rest. Statistics six- seventy two through six- seventy-seven! Those are the scratch marks of those who’ve failed before my might and they are the scratch marks that you will all wear as a badge of honor as you walk longingly under the gaze of my shadow.
That WCF is coming home to the land of gods and giants.. To The Alliances camp but I don’t need Santiago to get me to where I need to be. Go ask the men whose careers I’ve ended in the short time that I’ve been here and the companies that I’ve put under. Odin balfore doesn’t rise to occasions but creates his own that no one can live up to or see till the end and tell the tale. All that will be is what is destined to be at Ultimate Showdown. A slaughtered ram by the WCF to appease the angry god and a leather belt clad in gold to make sure his wrath is kept quenched.
Deruty.. I’ve chosen my words by the pages I’ve written in my past. The New Era will fall to the mistakes that it has FAILED to learn from, starting with you. So I have spoken.. So it shall come to pass!
*The Viking apparitions all cheer and howl after Odin’s speech as he turns and gazes off at the horizon for he knows where his destiny awaits him. *
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Scene Three: One week, no call ?
* The big man rests, reclined in a widow seat of Conrad’s privet plane. Orange stained clouds glow through the small window port as the big man lays in a moments peace. *
RING! RING! RING!
* Ah, yes the old generic ring tone because Odin can’t be bothered to learn new “ fangled” technology. The Giant stirs as he digs in his pocket for his phone. He mashes his finger against the screen an talks with a slight grog in his voice. *
Odin: Hello?
Voice: Odin! You big Slavic, son of a whore!
Odin: Dad?
Voice: No, you asshole. Who said you could take my damn plane?
Odin: Oh, Hi Conrad.
Conrad: Who said you can take my plane asshole?
Odin: Well..
Conrad: Gill’s flying it, isn’t he ? I swear to Ronald Reagan that I’ll kill you in your sleep if ANYTHING HAPPENS to that plane.
Odin: Nothing happened to the plane, relax. I just went to Norway.
Conrad: Why’d you go to Norway?
Odin: What are you my mother now? get off my nuts.
Conrad: Well while you were away shit went down in WCF. My network has gotten wind of a few things that you should aware of. Well not really I suppose, its just Kaylynn thinking she’s got a one up on you.
Odin: Why, what happened ?
Conrad: Tony got wind that she played some home movie stored on her phone of some interview with a few friends of her to show to you that she’s crazy or prepared or something, I don’t know. She went on to say how looks are deceiving and its not her fault she’s a chick and jazz like that.
Odin: Does this go on to be that I’m dumb for saying that she shouldn’t be wrestling.
Conrad: Yeah, you know drill. Listen, I set up a press conference-
Odin: I hate those.
Conrad: I don’t give Davys Crockets coon skinned hat If you like em’ or not! You’re going to this conference- you will address the public and give your statements.
Odin: Kaylynn has a lot to learn Conrad. A LOT. Heaven forbid CD slid her a chair. Just because she smacked me with a chair, it doesn’t prove anything. I have sixteen inches on her an over two hundred pounds. I got right up directly after she hit me.
Conrad: “ You were dazed”. Said Tony. That’s what she said. Because you were “ dazed and that your eyes were glazed over.”
Odin: I got hit with a chair? The difference in that though is that if I did that- shed be dead. She’d be all Terry Schiavo’d out. We’d have to change her name from Blue Fin to Rutabaga. The bitch would be a damn vegetable. What I said last week is still true. She shouldn’t be in wrestling. I know that she might think I’m wrong an I might be at this moment in time but wrestling is not kind. Maybe I’m being to nice.
Conrad: You are- you need to get in there and do what you do best.
Odin: get restraining orders?
Conrad: Exactly. Wrap your meat hook hands around her skull, pick her up and snap her back like fucking Christopher Reeves.
Odin: You’re right. She stuck her nose in my business, now not only will I rub her nose in it- I’ll break her damn neck in the process. If she wants to try and say that I’m weakend from a few chair shots- she should wrestling in a few death matches. I hit that bitch with a boot and she could barely stand. She had to be propped up. She doesn’t get the entertainment aspect of this. I’m a man that unequaled physically ability. I have to sign contracts saying that I won’t purposefully kill or permanently injury somebody- that’s how strong I am.
Conrad: Oh, I know.
Odin: You know. It seems like all those that should know, fucking don’t. She wants to skip around the backstage, lets see her so it in a damn Iron lung. I’m going to prove to her with out rhyme or reason why wrestling’s built for ME. This isn’t even a man thing Conrad.. This is the fact that I’m bigger, stronger.. More dominant an experienced then EVERYBODY IN WCF!
Conrad: Tony heard her say that she went through hell and she’s back again after you two went off the stage.
Odin: Is she that green to where she thinks she actually flipped me? I worked the hurricanrana. I was told that it’d be a cool spot- it was. See once again, the highlight of the night involved Odin Balfore. You name it Conrad; in the past three months since I’ve been here, I’ve been at the fore front of everyone’s minds because I am dangerous to this company and some greenhorns precious little spot or some washed up has been trying to make a come back. I didn’t do it with a D-cup and meat curtains. I did it with a legacy, a legend. a myth.. Proven true.
I know I’ve been saying that I have to “ prove” but I really don’t. I’m not the three month rookie or guy with three belts to my credit. I’ve branched outside of microcosms and little things such as WCF. I’m the superstar. Not price, D-day and certainly not Kaylynn!
Conrad: Well, when you get to the conference- you make sure you let the world know. You’re right. Its not you proving- it’s you reminding them.
Odin: I’ll tell you this right now though. Kaylynn hasn’t seen my best, my all or anything. If she wants me to be worried or something then she has to give me something to sweat. Yeah, its great that she’s the TV champion but she’s not there yet to be the WCF World Champion. Her tits an ass won’t save her from being a target and she knows that it certainly won’t save her from me. Being a big brave chick isn’t an asset and shouldn’t be listed as such. All its going to do is get her Eliminated. The worlds forgotten that this is an elimination match. Anyone can be tagged in at any time an I know that sick fuck Oblivion WILL hit me with a tag in after he’s tossed her around. Once I’m in there with her and we rock and roll and there’s no one there to help get her to her feet and no one to depend on- the world of wrestling becomes a scary place.
Conrad: Even more frightening because this is something you want.
Odin: It’s something we all want. There aint a soul out there Conrad who doesn’t want D-Days belt. but there’s no one in this match that can Carry his title. What started out as business Conrad has quickly turned personal. Personal is the wrong end you want to be on in my case. All this means for Kaylynn is that when we meet and I plant my boot in her Purdy little lips and the crowds going crazy an D-days going nuts because he’s got a two inch hard on for her as she struggles to stand up on her own. She’ll try and come at me again and once again I’ll boot her down. Plant a European uppercut so square on her chin f, fucking free masons will adopt it as their new logo. She might try to run but she can’t out run my reach. I’ll grab that skinny bitch, by her hair, twist her back over to me and hit her with the biggest pump handle slam of her life! I may actually make the ring shift a few inches . The match isn’t about simply “ wining” there aint no one fall o a finish.. This is about survival. That’s something I’ll make sure Kaylynn an anybody else can’t do.
Me an her in the ring isn’t me trying to catch my prey, its when it comes to be because it HAS to come to me. The whole WCF better hope and prey that I just don’t hop off the ring apron and let them all duke it out as I watch from the front row with a bucket of popcorn while Gill shills my T-Shirts.. I know how the game works. She doesn’t. This isn’t a try my best type of situation. This is Odin Balfore walking out in front of all WCF, as they watch with baited breath and I just start crushing and ripping everyone down. I’ll pick my spots and bide my time. Like chess, this is a thinking mans game.
If Kaylynn wants to walk through hell.. Fine but she’ll do it with broken legs as The god of WCF drags her through it. This ain’t for a the weak at heart. This ain’t no trick and pony show! This is the Ultimate Showdown. Odin Vs WCF.. Good verse EVIL and EVIL ALWAYS LIVES ON!
You book that conference, Conrad. Because Odin’s coming after D-Day, Speede, Obi, price and that Blue Fin Bitch- I’m coming to rip them all down and shut them up because after its all said and done I’ll be standing victorious and Abashed the entire will be when they find out how awful greatness is.. An just how awful Odin Balfore can be.
Hell?
Yeah I can swing that. I can swing that all day because in a few days I ain’t playin ball. I ain’t sellin, ain’t takin bumps an I ain’t putting that bitch over. I hope she’s got a lot of Ben and Jerry’s cuz she’s got over two hundred pounds to gain in just a few days if she wants to hang with me. Abashed they’ll stand Conrad and so shall she when she bears witness to the awesome power of not only the United States Champion but the highest profile wrestler on the WCF roster!
Conrad: AHAH! That’s what I like to hear! I’ll book it all up Mav’. You just get home an don’t screw with my jet.
Odin: Don’t worry, its all in good hands.
* The Camera pans over to see some of the seats burned from a fire. Odin’s vision flashes again as you can see some his ancestors have stowed away on the plane ride back to the States. Odin’s vision goes back to normal as he hangs up the phone and looks out the window as the Scene starts to fade. *
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Scene Three: 7 Sins.
* reporters for magazines, websites, dirt sheets, ESPN and TMZ are all crammed into a moderately sized conference room at the Marriott hotel. Conrad stands at the podium as flash bulbs go off and the side chatter dies down. He wait’s a moment for silence before he begins to speak. *
Conrad: Folks, I’m going to need your attention. Now we’re all here to get the scoop on one of the most profiled wrestlers in history. I know we got ESPN here and TMZ here to get a story on such a great entertainer. They’re here because they know how marketable this man is. Men get behind him- they feel superhuman when they cheer for him; when he’s around. Women melt because they see his size and they know that safety can blanket them against harm. Children buy his T-Shirts, his hats.. His lunch boxes because they see an adult with the same sense of humor and understanding that they have. Ladies and gentlemen the man has many forms and faces. Marketable in ways many thought not possible but here you all are. Folks I bring to you the next WCF World Champion and leader of not only the wrestling world but the world of entertainment. Ladies and gentlemen. I give to you.. Odin Balfore!
* Conrad steps away from the podium as Odin’s new theme song starts to play him out. *
* Once at the podium, Odin clears his throat as he looks out to the small shimmering see of people and whose silhouettes dance off the scattering of camera flashes. *
Odin: Good evening. Unfortunately I’m not too great at this whole conference thing so I guess I’ll open the floor to questions.
Reporter 1: Odin, Donald Deruty has gone on camera claiming that you’re nothing but an oaf with out The Alliance. Do you really need Santiago to be successful and do you think he’ll play a factor in this match ?
Odin: Have you seen Santiago come anywhere close to my matches; no. Do I need the Alliance? I created The Alliance ten years ago. With or with out Santiago, I am The Perfect Alliance. D-Day is just as Kaylynn described him. Since returning back to America from my over seas trip I had the opportunity to see her finished promo to which she said that everyone in the match was all rookies. She was of coarse saying that towards Jay Price in reference to him once being a good rookie upstart. So from that I say this to D-Day: Alliance problems ARE Alliance problems. Kaylynn was right when she said that there’s rookies looking to over throw the “ established” here in WCF but it would be a green horn thing to say something like that when your fighting a half ring full of talent. D-Day may have gained respect but nothing more. Despite it all- he’s still has green as the day he walked in the door.
Reporter 1: He is looked up to as a locker room leader, becoming one of the top guys in WCF.
Odin: See, this is what I’m saying. You just said “ one “ of the top guys. The WCF champion should be the ONLY top guy. As champion you don’t share spot lights and you certainly should be out for righteous causes. Cahir was all about righteous causes and look what I did to that guy an he was slightly more new then D-Day. I don’t care about D-days respect for me because respect from guys like him are meaningless because he IS meaningless.
Reporter 1: This IS his time to shine though.
Odin: yup.. You got that right. Because that’s the one thing he’s been lacking, no? Ask yourself this: Does the WORLD CHAMPION ever need to start shining ? NO. FUCK NO! that’s his problem. He feels this match is his chance to prove himself to people when that shit stopped when he beat Jay Williams. They still have doubts because HE still doubts himself.
* suddenly a reporter stands up and interjects himself into the conversation. *
reporter 2: Listen guy, if your gonna ask questions- do them right. Hey Odin. Its me, Jeremy Brosh.
Odin: Oh hey! Where the hell have you been?
Jeremy: Bouncing around. Hey listen now that we’ve stopped sucking the Donald Deruty raging two incher fan boy over there. How about we get into the grit of things? We know He doesn’t respect you, that he doubts himself.. What the hell do you plan on doing about that?
Odin: Finally, a good question. Thank you Jeremy. Have you not been here I woulda been talking myself in circles. We are going into a match where self doubt is detrimental. He’s going up against three established wrestlers, one women and a wrestler of the world. He should doubt himself. Its normal for someone to have their doubts but the world champion shouldn’t have doubts. I am the most lethal proponent in this match. I’m a man that threatens the very fabric of this company and everyone over steps me.
Ya know what- let them do it. They’ll find out the hard way. I stepped and ruined Steve Thunders Career. I’ll step up and ruin the lives and career’s of five other athletes. it’s a safe bet Jeremy that I’m going to prey upon D-Days worry, even it he says he has none. They all do. Well, minus Oblivion but I can respect that man. D-Day. Speede, Kaylynn and Price all have their doubts and they’ll all go on record for a hundred years after this and deny that they ever had a doubt that they could do it but that’s just a lie out the ass.
For once in D-Days career he has to go up against a legitimate superstar. Not this little “ I’ve been here forever” bullshit. We all know I’ve been in WCF for three months but I’ve got eleven years in this business, having wrestled all over the world in every type of match one could think of and for every main stay belt you could think of. Weather anyone in this match knows it or not, wants to accept it or not but I AM THE TOP GUY IN WCF. It doesn’t matter if I have the US title or no title but soon I‘ll have the World. What matters is that in just a few short days Donald Deruty will have to walk out in front of thousands, and in front of those thousands he will have to perform.
Performing for all those scratching their heads means just doing. He’ll have to go out there and become a walking Nike commercial and just perform but that’s something that his mind can’t wrap itself around. The entire walk to the ring he’ll be questioning. He’ll be trying to figure out his strategy. Hell we can go a step before that to the back stage in his locker room when he’s hunched over with his head between his knees, trying to catch his breath because everything he’s worked up to until this point in time is on the line. Good god, Jeremy! Good god, we can take it back further to his hotel room when he wakes out of bed and looks in the mirror after he puts on his Huggies . He’ll be staring at himself in the mirror breathing like he’s about to give birth because the kid doesn’t know any better yet.
Fighting one man in the ring for your title is one thing but fighting five and knowing that you have to survive the entire match is something completely different. I bet you that he’ll pace in his room. His brain will start to calculate all these fantastical ideas and end scenarios. There’s one thing he won’t be counting on and that’s me!
D-Day is going to worry about Price and how Price wants the thing that he never got.
D-Day is going to worry about Oblivion and how Oblivion has been to the mountain top in WCF. He’s going to worry because we all know how much of a sick fuck that man can be and D-Day will never, ever be too sure just how far Oblivion will be willing to go just to get back to that peek- if that’s what he so chooses. For all we know, Oblivion just might want to cause a little pain. That brings us to Kaylynn.
D-Day is going to worry about Kaylynn because where was SHE when Baines jumped him? He knows that She can’t be trusted. He knows she’ll try to play to her slimming strengths in this match, not that she much but she’s hungry and that’s something that you can’t take away. D-Day has to worry bout how hungry Kaylynn is and how wanting she is to prove to everyone that she’s more then D-cup with legs… and crabs.. And puss and hep-a-ma-titus- lyba-majora- minor- what ever. What ever Kaylynns Demons, she wants to expel them at Ultimate showdown and He knows that’s something he has to over come.
Then we have Speede. I know D-Days interested in Speede an I know the world is too an I’m not gonna count out Speede either in this match, no. Not like the others. Speede knows how to work tag matches. He’s been to that goal a few times and current is. D-Day is aware that Speede held the US title, he took it right from under Borderlands nose. Its that attribute that’s going to worry D-Day. Will Speede pull one over? Will Speede use his specially conditioned body to work the match in his favor? If D-Day was smart
IF .. IF D-Day was smart.
Jeremy: You left out yourself.
Odin: I did, didn’t I ? I did because D-Day needs not to worry about me. Worry about Odin Balfore in the sense that I’m talking about is like worrying about how a seasoned prostitute gonna get your rocks off.. You just don’t worry. All D-Day has to do is lay back and accept that The Nordic Tank will taking that title from him. All joking aside though with that analogy, does he have to worry? He has to worry about me the most. Not only am I like Oblivion to the point where I’m going into this match to crush everyone and have a little school girl chuckle on the side as I do it but unlike Oblivion- I’m hear to win it an not by means of just being the “ Dark One”. In that respect though, D-day has to fear us both because me an Oblivion can sit back and do as we please in this company because we’re at the point in our careers. The only difference is that I’m going to take my career and use it to further this company, or destroy it.. Which ever I see fit to do.
D-Day has to worry because I’ve been there before. I know what it takes. I’ve been in these matches before. I’ve walked into companies on the day of their big roster wide battle and won. I’ve won in those places for the same reasons that I’m going to win here. Everyone thinks small. They’re all out for such small personal gains. However my personal gains so much more then honor or pride or sportsmanship. My goals involve the company and respect and spots. Its his spot that should have him worried because I’m going to do more then take his spot or Prices.. I’m going to bury them in it.
He’ll have to look across the ring from all of us, particularly me and know that something more sinister then Oblivion is rising. He’ll have to look at me and know that my desire to be World Champion burns stronger then Price. To look onto me and know that my resolve is greater then that of the battle of gender roles. Looking on Odin Balfore is to look back into the pages of this industry and all the conditioning that it brings far exceeds that of Roy Speedes. I’m to be worried about the most because I embody all the fears that should be existing inside him thinking about the opponents that he will have to face. He will have to fear me because I know him better then he knows himself and lastly he’ll have to accept the fact that his title, his spot, his leadership and this company belong to me because I’m the only son of a bitch with balls and wisdom enough to call him out on it!
This isn’t about my time to make a statement or time to shine, oh no baby! Its not about that because its something that I’ve been doing since before I walked into this brick shit house but I’ll tell you one thing.. Under any of their leaderships it’ll remain that run down brick shit house but with Odin Balfore revising the plans.. It’ll be like the Rittz fucking Hilton. People will hear that I’m World Champion and flock from miles around, half way around the world to come take a crack at me cuz there’s plenty of guys who never defeated me that really want to get their hands on me and what better way then to take this world title from my hands after I bite the hand that fed me, ripped it off and SHAT all over it!
Does anyone else need reason why D-Day needs to worry about me? Or why ANYONE else needs to worry about me? I got the numbers of everyone in this match an now I get to serve them all at the same time.
Jeremy: What about price?
Odin: What about Price?
Jeremy: He doesn’t think you’re relevant.
Odin: PSH! Relevant. Who the fuck is Jay Price? A mid carder. What ever jay Price is trying to sell you- show is goofy ass the door because he’ll try and sell you the Brooklyn bridge and call it a cheese pizza. The fact remains that Jay Price hasn’t been trusted by management. Staff just doesn’t believe in him enough to carry the title. How ever he lost his contenders match is irrelevant. The point of him losing is that management doesn’t trust him to get over and carry the company. Is that too much for Price to take? That he simply isn’t the guy and he’s in this match for name value? Lets be honest. Different fans are going to tune in for different reasons. Old school, hardcore fans are going to tune in to see Oblivion just massacre people. They won’t even care if he wins. They just wana see their guy do his thing an If he wins, then fantastic.
They threw Jay Prices wana-be stardom ass in the ring so the people that have been watching and following him will tune in, watch the shit and see if they’ll actually give Jay Price the strap. Will he do it? Can he do it? Will Cinderella finally get her prince charming? Will Mario finally get the kiss from the princess? Who knows, well not exactly who knows. I know. I know and the answer is no. I’m sorry to say that the princess is in fact in another castle. Price is a buy rate monkey. That’s not to say that everyone else couldn’t get the views up but what’s that little extra push? Ya know.. Shit don’t hurt. Price has his little come back of a life time.. Yay..
* Odin golf claps with sarcasm. *
As for what I’ve done? Can’t blame him for not knowing. The guys only been chasing a wet dream. So for the credit of jay Price who must not believe in T-VO. Here we go; in three months of my being here:
ended four careers. Two US Champions, one upstart an a man that was like a son to me.
Destroyed the “ Dangertainment” stable.
Won the US title
and exposed Jay Price for the sniveling little buy-rate monkey bitch that he really is - just now because he can’t be bothered to be that “ up and comer” that he feels he can be or even the guy that’s “ best suited” to win the WCF World Title. Price wants to put himself in this fictional league of wrestlers in WCF that’ll be around forever and that’s a fucking shame because forever’s along time to be ranked under a few guys- including myself. Price sees this as a way to show everyone that he belongs in a spots he never truly attained. He even went as far as to say that I’ll never reach that point in my career- grouping me with Kaylynn and Roy.
Again, just so Jay doesn’t have to inconvenience himself with T-VO. I’m a six time world champion. I’ve held four of those titles undefeated until those companies went under because management doesn’t know how to do their job. So this whole “ not reaching” idea is kinda hypocritical considering what I’ve held six times- Jay price has probably never held in his life? Hell, I’m on my way BACK to the dance. I got my shoes, my prom dress, my PLAN B pills incase shit goes down.. I’m already here. I’m at the door. I’m inside. I’m sittin down, eating salad waiting for the party to get started and where’s Jay Price? I’ll tell ya where.. He’s still trying to scribble down directions in his underwear.
Let me tell you something. Jay Price ain’t prepared. Jay Price ain’t ready to step into the ring for a title he’s luckily to have even laid eyes on. Jay Price is going to step in the ring and his hearts going to explode in his chest because he’s never been so close yet so damn far in his life!
So why doesn’t Jay Price think about what Jay Price has done an not what I’ve done. Why doesn’t Jay Price worry about what I’m going to do because now I know he hasn’t been to the dance before an I think I found myself the first man I’m going to eliminate from the match.. The man that wants it the most. His career in this company absolutely rides on this match. If Jay Prices fails then he’s nothing more then that laundry list that I just spoke of. He’ll be a number. After I look upon him with out pity or remorse and lift him up by his neck and crack his back into pieces over my knee an eliminate him and the crowd goes silent and a gassed because there lays Jay Price.. The legacy.. The league.. The hopeful Cinderella come back.. Done.. Gone.. Buried before the first song of the night even ended.. Then once that bell rings and the refs escort him to the back they’ll be chanting the name of the man who up to this point according to Price “ didn’t do anything”.. has done a hell of a lot more.
Jeremy: You bring up a good point when you said “ a hell of a lot “ because one man that’s done just that is Oblivion. He’s said that he understands you, that you understand him. However you won’t be exempt from the losing end of his wrath.
* Odin chuckles to himself.*
Odin: Ya know something- I wouldn’t want it any other way. You know there’s a big time problem when the man that commands the most respect from the roster is giving me respect. Doesn’t that just speak volumes? The man whoes soul mission in WCF is to just hurt.- an I mean - H-U-R-T.. hurt people, is giving me respect? Does everyone think that’s just bat shit crazy or cool? Oblivion respects me because he’s seen my soul. What’s in my soul an I know he wants to pull that right out of me. I’d hate to burst his good time but that monster in me will be pulling itself out at Ultimate Showdown. If he wants to go toe to toe, then we gotta save that till the end of the night. We gotta make sure that no one else can reap the seeds of our own blissful destruction.
We’re two guys that recognize and see the challenge that the other possesses. We accept that. We want to bring out the best in each other and trust me when I tell you that we will and trust me even more when I tell you that it’ll be a pissing match the entire way through between us. I respect the man but like he said.. I’m in his way as he is mine. I can only hope that we can save it till the end when we know for certain that a new champion will be crowned. I’m going to bring out the best in him.. Not like how Kaylynn said.. Because she’s going to “ push” him.. But because I’ll actually make him want to go that distance, just see if he can still go there because he hasn’t had reason to be there in such a long time.
That being said, the mans still in my way. The end of the night. He’s an obstacle that must be over come an I know I can lift that big bastard up and power bomb him, pump handle him, choke slam, and hit that skull crusher bomb that I plan on debuting in the match. The way I see it.. Oblivions an old dog with out any tricks left whose content with what he’s learned in an ever evolving industry while I’m the old dog that’s never going to stop finding new ways to pick apart my opponents beyond my “ dark” side or beyond my obvious strengths. That’s where we differ and that’s where he falls to me.
Jeremy: You had brought up Kaylynn in wanting to push everyone to their max. Considering what’s going on between you two- how do you figure that into all this?
Odin: Kaylynn thinks that everyone is out there underestimating her when we’re all just going off of what we know of her. Putting lipstick on pig means its still a pig. Can she wrestle? Yes. Can she put up a fight? Yes.. But its how long.. Its how hard. Its fantastic that she can get up there and keep coming at people but there’s a point when that’s obsolete. Kaylynn wants to fight till she has nothing more to give. So she probably won’t tag out until she’s already eliminated.
In all of Kaylynns boasting that she’s going to push and win because she’s a women.. She forgets just that.
All she’s concerned about is proving everyone wrong. Its completely the wrong side of the spectrum but she’s made the argument for the point and she stands by it. Its commendable but like D-Day, commendable doesn’t get you World Titles. She’s just like D-Day. She’s concerned with everybody else and how the world perceives her. On one hand she doesn’t care of the world thinks her to be a slut but on the other she doesn’t want people saying that- well that’s wrestling, that’s life.
Kaylynn already has the TV title. She only wants the world title so she can say “ I’m just as good as a man” why does she need to prove that? She has a title.. Defended it. Works hard- why ? Women boggle my mind an I think every man in this room can agree on that. What’s gonna happen though in this match is that her wanting to defend her pride is that its going to lead to mistakes. Mistakes that we’re all going to see. Its going to leave those tiny weaknesses exposed for us to rip apart. She’s the ant walking into the wasp nest hoping to become queen bee. Is it possible.. Absolutely but she’s another one walking the same path as Jay Price. The world just wants to see if she can do it. How long can Kaylynn hang with these guys? People are gonna watch just for that. Not for her tits or ass or anything. Its all about the office pool.
We’ve all heard her too talking about me and how she’s had the world fooled. Men were lining up in the streets to fight me because I sat a chair on her neck. I made a hundred bucks in quarters, just letting joe’s on the street take a punch at me. She had the world fooled, except for me. Now she’s all on this hell has no wrath kick like my one big boot didn’t do a damn thing to her.
What she started with Thunder, I’m going to finish. Not only am I going to finish but I’ll make sure that she doesn’t place to keep her title. I’ll put her one above Price for two reasons; one of which just to piss Price off. The Second will be to rub it in her face that if only she lasted a little bit longer, maybe she would have gotten to keep her belt and dignity but there’s no shame in losing to Odin Balfore, Jeremy. You know that, losing to me just makes you like everybody else.
I really want her to show me, to try and push me but know that oafish, silly giants don’t push back. I push back.. Hell I do more then push back, I’ll send her crashing threw the ropes. I’ll wrap her back around the steel post. You don’t play chicken with a train and you don’t play it with me.
Jeremy: Well what about Speede, where does he factor into this match? You said it yourself- he’s conditioned for it.
Odin: That’s right. Roy Speede is conditioned for this match type. This match takes that special kind of stamina you gain fro running tag matches. It takes that mind set but I have that mindset too. I’ve gained a stronger reputation through out the years for my tag team specialty. I know that WCF doesn’t exactly reflect that but that doesn’t mean to say that its not still there.
Speede will be an interesting fight, if I get to step in the ring with him. I know that he’s probably the last on everyone’s shit list but that’s ok. That gives him the edge up. However though I’d be presumably speaking about him last. He’s not the last in my mind in regards to this match.
Jeremy: He called you old.
Odin: I know! isn’t that fantastic! That’s the most he could dig up on me. I’m old- I clean out buffets. The man speaks the truth. I am getting up there in age. He brought up a good point. Should take a walker to the ring. It’d save my knees and back a lot of strain. Give me a bit more energy to lift up his ninety pound scrawny ass and send it into the third row.
Here I am giving the kid props and he’s all about the old jokes? God! I think his doup does need to be changed. Its that kind of stupid behavior that’ll get his legs broke. I was gonna say all these great things about him but now that I think about it.. Fuck him! If Speede wants to play that game, then lets play. He said it himself- this whole situation is new to him. He wants it, just to have it . He’s like a mule with a spinning wheel. Lord knows how he got it and lord knows if he knows how to use it.
What’s Speede gonna do in this match besides get his face rearranged? The boys making a lot of enemies. He’s not the first guy to call me old an he won’t be the last cuz I’m only getting’ older. The jokes go to show you how little Speede knows an if willing to learn. What’s gonna happen is if he finds his place in front of me during the match, I’ll make sure he knows first hand what these old bones can do. This isn’t a match for little boys to become men. Its where little boys get reminded that’s what they are and that’s where they are meant to stay. As far as I’m concerned, Speede can get in the back of the line with Kaylynn and Price for that Cinderella shot but just keep in mind that Disney don’t make movies about little boys. This is the WCF, ya know.. So we’ll put ya on film but it’ll be a damn snuff film of you getting whipped and drowned like a puppy.
Speedes going to choke and cough under the weight of my presence, of my shadow until he is drained of all resolve and being. If D-Days the ram, consider Speede to be the slug. I’ll save it all for the ring though. wouldn’t want to wear myself out. Its not even seven PM yet. I still gotta get home and watch murder she wrote and feed my nine cats one can of cat food and go to bed with some milk of magnesia.
I’ll tell ya guys.. Being old is shitty but not as shitty as being on the receiving end of Odin balfore in the ring.
* Conrad clears his throat and motions to Odin that times almost up. *
Odin: um, Conrad wants me to wrap this up soI guess in closing I should say something an I’ll say this:
At what costs are my opponents willing to go to that I haven’t already seen or experienced? What flaws, fatal flaws have I exposed in this conference? What haven’t I done that hasn’t already been done? You all think to yourselves real good and realize that its nothing. Weather you all know it or believe it. I’ve already taken from you the thing that you all hold dear.
Pride, Envy, Greed, Gluttony, and Lust. You all embody Sloth because ya’ll don’t seem to take one thing seriously.. Me.. Wrath.. The Nordic Tank, Odin Balfore
but
you will when I capture that WCF world Title and crush everything that everyone in this company holds dear an its only a mater of time before MY WILL truly is LAW
so I have spoken.. So it shall come to pass!
* Odin gets up and walks off abruptly as the scene starts to fade.*
~~FIN
