Post by Odin Balfore on Jul 11, 2011 1:50:55 GMT -5
RP1
WCF Slam
Odin an Obi
vs
D-Day and Kaylynn
* Hank Brown is Standing in the parking lot, dwarfed by the man standing next to him; Odin Balfore stands with a smug look on his face. A hint of pleasure trying to creep through as Hank gets ready for the interview spot. *
Hank: Good evening ladies and gentleman. Here we are just a short time away from Slam! We are one week away from the Ultimate Showdown Pay Per View and even closer from its preview tag team match feature the man right besides me; Odin Balfore! Now Odin, you have a tag team match involving some of you’re opponents at Ultimate Showdown. Of coarse you’re teaming with Oblivion against Kaylynn James and the world champion, D-Day. How do you feel going into this match, having never been in the ring with any of these competitors?
Odin: I feel like the world is missing itself. That’s how I feel. How am I suppose to feel? I feel personally, like its business as usual. How am I suppose to feel different? I’m the guy that’s been kicking teeth in- putting guys threw tables, breaking hands and crushing wind pipes. The appropriate question Hank is: How does everyone else feel? I can tell you right now that I can smell the fear emanating off of D-Day from three counties over. I know that he’s passing kidney stones the size of bowling balls. That’s how D-Days feeling. I know he’s afraid. I know that he’s afraid and that he knows that everything he’s done up to this point just doesn’t matter. Who he’s beaten, what he’s over come, the things he’s proven- all have yet to be seen because this is a high profile that isn’t easily forgotten. Everything he can muster is riding on this match. If he wins then he’s the hero- what he truly claims to be. If he doesn’t.. well better luck next time, right? I mean he tried his hardest?
Hank: I don’t think you’re giving him enough credit, personally.
Odin: Personal opinions aside.. Hank!. July eleventh is when you wake up and smell the damn coffee burning. What you have here in WCF might be a good thing but all good things get ruined at some time or another. Now just happens to be that time. When D-Day losses his world title that hero image will be tainted. Its not going to be tainted because he lost but how he lost. It’ll be tainted because who he’s in the ring with.
Oblivion an I are obvious targets. Big men, match experience. We’re the guys that know how to handle ourselves in the ring under pressure. Lets see how D-Day handles that pressure. The big champion hasn’t been tested at all, ever, the way I’m going to push him. Well.. Hhehe.. Not really push him. It’ll be more like running his ass over. Matches like these don’t favor the strong willed with righteous causes like defending the “New Era.” D-Day can peddle his hat and tie parade with the band after the Pay Per View. He can worry about his title, if he still has it, AFTER slam.
Slam isnt about his title or Kaylynns title or even mine. Slam is the nice little camp fire preview where the two big guys with the knowledge that comes with years and hundreds upon hundreds of matches and how to work that knowledge and your opponents lack of knowledge into a big pot of mind fuck stew. That’s what Slam’s about. Its going to be Oblivion and Odin staring with cold, dead, dark eyes an Kaylynns tits an ass won’t be saving her from anything, like some of the whoopin I gave to her last week.
Hank: Well we also heard that last week that Steve Thunder just used Kaylynn to get what he wants.
Odin: And like the dumb bimbo she is- he got what he wanted. He persuaded her to come out with a steel chair an interfere in our match to try and get him the win an it failed. Then he wants to blame in on her like the match wasn’t fair the whole way through up until HIS idea didn’t work? Hank, I’m a not a man born yesterday. Though I’m sure I coulda fooled ya’. Believe me when I tell ya that it takes a good minute or two in order to get the wool over my eyes. Do you think I honest wasn’t expecting something like that to happen? Steve’s been crying since then and he hasn’t stopped crying. He says he wants a fair fight but that’s something we’ll never see. I already know that because he’s already PROVEN that he cant defeat me with out some sort of insurance policy out there to back it up an sadly with a policy like kaylyyn, that shit just aint gonna work.
Now an I sorry for slapping her around and crushing her neck. In retrospect I probably should be but I’m not. If it was business in Steve’s eyes then in business in mine. It was kaylynn who let herself get wrapped up, its her fault she cant swing a chair. If it was a rolling pin then maybe she actually would have hit my doughy head but its not and she didn’t. So now here she is on the wrong side of the fence, staring down the Nordic Tank with America’s little bat boy in her corner talking bout how he’s gonna teach me respect after his nuts drop.
Listen Hank. This is one of those wrong place at the wrong time situations. Sure, she has a wonderful opportunity but at what costs? The potent ional if not most certain end or shorting of her career? Sweetheart. Trust me when I say this- as an aging man, on the wrong side of thirty whose been in this business snice before you became a women- get the hell out as soon as you can. Go raise a family. Go be a dental hygienist or something.
KAYLYNN
DO
NOT
WRESTLE
This is not a business for anyone but the disturbed. Just look at me an Olivion. Hell I talk to a damn raccoon all day an I’ll be even more damned if I understood what Oblivion is talking about every week but that’s what this business does to a person. The people that just “ love “ wrestling an that’s all they ever wanted have zero idea what wrestling is really about. Maybe you know or don’t know the harsh realities of it but trust me when I say this to you my dear.
TRUST
ODIN BALFORE
Trust that when I say that reality will come to you quicker then you think it will. Trust me when I tell you that you’re one little title belt means nothing in the grand scheme because ya’ll think my laundry list of accomplishments accounts for nothing but then again I don’t take you for a fool like you’re partner. All I take you for is misguided an misunderstood.
You’re ignorance is your bliss kaylynn but that’ll also be you’re down fall. You’re cozy little paradise, where everyone loves you an adores you an what ever other Mickey Mouse, sheep shit, happy brandy bunch vacation goes on in your head .. It’ll be lost. when you got all the guys in the back drooling over you like the money in their pockets couldn’t get them a play boy playmate- that’s not reality Kaylynn.. that’s all business. That’s guys wanting to use an abuse you. Like Thunder did and like he made me do to you.
All the trouble you got yourself into- I’m about to get you out of it. It’ll be hard an trust me when I tell you that it’s gonna hurt worse then giving birth to an entire fully padded football team. Its NOW when you make your mistakes. You made yours when you trusted Thunder an got on my bad side. Now I’m going to get you off my bad side an just plain off out of wrestling, think of this as me doing you the favor. Sure, right. You don’t need favors. Thanks for the warning, right ? Right. You’re so very welcome sweetheart. I wanted you. You remember that. You remember that at slam when my boot heel takes the entire row of teeth in your Purdy little mouth and knocks them into your gullet. When my big boot has you spitting blood and sinew because a girl like you just doesn’t know any better. Well I’m going to teach you Kaylynn. You’re paradise is about to be lost and that perfect then you claim to be is about to be cut down the middle to just one.. You.. An in my world. The world that I’ve created in the wrestling business.. People like you mean absolutely ZERO.
So you and D-Day go make your little plan of attack. Come at Obi an I with heart, soul, conviction an passion.. Guys like us bust out nuts to people like that. Its cute. It’s like watching a puppy trying to climb its way out of a glass tank that’s slowly starting to fill with water an doesn’t realize that all hope is lost until.. There’s no hope at all. that’s what you and D-Day are.. That stranded little puppy trying to claw its way up the glass way. Sad part is you both know that its far too late and hope is all but lost an forgotten.
Simply put: Obi an I are going to kill you. IF my power bomb doesn’t break your back, Obi will an if I don’t crush D-days skull.. Obi will.
What the two of you are dealing with is prime time, grade A, farm raised.. No need for steroids, no need for gains because we’re the guys that live and breath giving out natural pain. We feed on it, we relish it. The two of you are just the next course on our buffet. The great part about this? This is all psychological damage before the eleventh. It takes out the hero of the day and the flavor of the month.
That just leaves Obi an I at ultimate surrender to knock ourselves around- have a bit of fun an see where it goes. Not to mention the fact that our titles are the line but lets be perfectly honest- I’d be just as monstrous and dominating with our with out this belt on my waist. The fact that there’s two unknowns coming into this match means that Obi an I will be playing your match much more carefully an bu that I mean.. there wont be any fun times by toying with your emotions- no.. no way. Odin Balfore will just be crushing your hopes and dreams.. Because they break so much easier then bones.
And to those unknowns at Ultimate Showdown.. Odin Balfore will be coming for you too an I’m not leaving with out the WCF world heavy weight title..
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass.
* Odin walks off from the parking lot an inside the WCF arena.. Message sent.. Message received. If not then Odin will make sure of that personally. *
WCF Slam
Odin an Obi
vs
D-Day and Kaylynn
* Hank Brown is Standing in the parking lot, dwarfed by the man standing next to him; Odin Balfore stands with a smug look on his face. A hint of pleasure trying to creep through as Hank gets ready for the interview spot. *
Hank: Good evening ladies and gentleman. Here we are just a short time away from Slam! We are one week away from the Ultimate Showdown Pay Per View and even closer from its preview tag team match feature the man right besides me; Odin Balfore! Now Odin, you have a tag team match involving some of you’re opponents at Ultimate Showdown. Of coarse you’re teaming with Oblivion against Kaylynn James and the world champion, D-Day. How do you feel going into this match, having never been in the ring with any of these competitors?
Odin: I feel like the world is missing itself. That’s how I feel. How am I suppose to feel? I feel personally, like its business as usual. How am I suppose to feel different? I’m the guy that’s been kicking teeth in- putting guys threw tables, breaking hands and crushing wind pipes. The appropriate question Hank is: How does everyone else feel? I can tell you right now that I can smell the fear emanating off of D-Day from three counties over. I know that he’s passing kidney stones the size of bowling balls. That’s how D-Days feeling. I know he’s afraid. I know that he’s afraid and that he knows that everything he’s done up to this point just doesn’t matter. Who he’s beaten, what he’s over come, the things he’s proven- all have yet to be seen because this is a high profile that isn’t easily forgotten. Everything he can muster is riding on this match. If he wins then he’s the hero- what he truly claims to be. If he doesn’t.. well better luck next time, right? I mean he tried his hardest?
Hank: I don’t think you’re giving him enough credit, personally.
Odin: Personal opinions aside.. Hank!. July eleventh is when you wake up and smell the damn coffee burning. What you have here in WCF might be a good thing but all good things get ruined at some time or another. Now just happens to be that time. When D-Day losses his world title that hero image will be tainted. Its not going to be tainted because he lost but how he lost. It’ll be tainted because who he’s in the ring with.
Oblivion an I are obvious targets. Big men, match experience. We’re the guys that know how to handle ourselves in the ring under pressure. Lets see how D-Day handles that pressure. The big champion hasn’t been tested at all, ever, the way I’m going to push him. Well.. Hhehe.. Not really push him. It’ll be more like running his ass over. Matches like these don’t favor the strong willed with righteous causes like defending the “New Era.” D-Day can peddle his hat and tie parade with the band after the Pay Per View. He can worry about his title, if he still has it, AFTER slam.
Slam isnt about his title or Kaylynns title or even mine. Slam is the nice little camp fire preview where the two big guys with the knowledge that comes with years and hundreds upon hundreds of matches and how to work that knowledge and your opponents lack of knowledge into a big pot of mind fuck stew. That’s what Slam’s about. Its going to be Oblivion and Odin staring with cold, dead, dark eyes an Kaylynns tits an ass won’t be saving her from anything, like some of the whoopin I gave to her last week.
Hank: Well we also heard that last week that Steve Thunder just used Kaylynn to get what he wants.
Odin: And like the dumb bimbo she is- he got what he wanted. He persuaded her to come out with a steel chair an interfere in our match to try and get him the win an it failed. Then he wants to blame in on her like the match wasn’t fair the whole way through up until HIS idea didn’t work? Hank, I’m a not a man born yesterday. Though I’m sure I coulda fooled ya’. Believe me when I tell ya that it takes a good minute or two in order to get the wool over my eyes. Do you think I honest wasn’t expecting something like that to happen? Steve’s been crying since then and he hasn’t stopped crying. He says he wants a fair fight but that’s something we’ll never see. I already know that because he’s already PROVEN that he cant defeat me with out some sort of insurance policy out there to back it up an sadly with a policy like kaylyyn, that shit just aint gonna work.
Now an I sorry for slapping her around and crushing her neck. In retrospect I probably should be but I’m not. If it was business in Steve’s eyes then in business in mine. It was kaylynn who let herself get wrapped up, its her fault she cant swing a chair. If it was a rolling pin then maybe she actually would have hit my doughy head but its not and she didn’t. So now here she is on the wrong side of the fence, staring down the Nordic Tank with America’s little bat boy in her corner talking bout how he’s gonna teach me respect after his nuts drop.
Listen Hank. This is one of those wrong place at the wrong time situations. Sure, she has a wonderful opportunity but at what costs? The potent ional if not most certain end or shorting of her career? Sweetheart. Trust me when I say this- as an aging man, on the wrong side of thirty whose been in this business snice before you became a women- get the hell out as soon as you can. Go raise a family. Go be a dental hygienist or something.
KAYLYNN
DO
NOT
WRESTLE
This is not a business for anyone but the disturbed. Just look at me an Olivion. Hell I talk to a damn raccoon all day an I’ll be even more damned if I understood what Oblivion is talking about every week but that’s what this business does to a person. The people that just “ love “ wrestling an that’s all they ever wanted have zero idea what wrestling is really about. Maybe you know or don’t know the harsh realities of it but trust me when I say this to you my dear.
TRUST
ODIN BALFORE
Trust that when I say that reality will come to you quicker then you think it will. Trust me when I tell you that you’re one little title belt means nothing in the grand scheme because ya’ll think my laundry list of accomplishments accounts for nothing but then again I don’t take you for a fool like you’re partner. All I take you for is misguided an misunderstood.
You’re ignorance is your bliss kaylynn but that’ll also be you’re down fall. You’re cozy little paradise, where everyone loves you an adores you an what ever other Mickey Mouse, sheep shit, happy brandy bunch vacation goes on in your head .. It’ll be lost. when you got all the guys in the back drooling over you like the money in their pockets couldn’t get them a play boy playmate- that’s not reality Kaylynn.. that’s all business. That’s guys wanting to use an abuse you. Like Thunder did and like he made me do to you.
All the trouble you got yourself into- I’m about to get you out of it. It’ll be hard an trust me when I tell you that it’s gonna hurt worse then giving birth to an entire fully padded football team. Its NOW when you make your mistakes. You made yours when you trusted Thunder an got on my bad side. Now I’m going to get you off my bad side an just plain off out of wrestling, think of this as me doing you the favor. Sure, right. You don’t need favors. Thanks for the warning, right ? Right. You’re so very welcome sweetheart. I wanted you. You remember that. You remember that at slam when my boot heel takes the entire row of teeth in your Purdy little mouth and knocks them into your gullet. When my big boot has you spitting blood and sinew because a girl like you just doesn’t know any better. Well I’m going to teach you Kaylynn. You’re paradise is about to be lost and that perfect then you claim to be is about to be cut down the middle to just one.. You.. An in my world. The world that I’ve created in the wrestling business.. People like you mean absolutely ZERO.
So you and D-Day go make your little plan of attack. Come at Obi an I with heart, soul, conviction an passion.. Guys like us bust out nuts to people like that. Its cute. It’s like watching a puppy trying to climb its way out of a glass tank that’s slowly starting to fill with water an doesn’t realize that all hope is lost until.. There’s no hope at all. that’s what you and D-Day are.. That stranded little puppy trying to claw its way up the glass way. Sad part is you both know that its far too late and hope is all but lost an forgotten.
Simply put: Obi an I are going to kill you. IF my power bomb doesn’t break your back, Obi will an if I don’t crush D-days skull.. Obi will.
What the two of you are dealing with is prime time, grade A, farm raised.. No need for steroids, no need for gains because we’re the guys that live and breath giving out natural pain. We feed on it, we relish it. The two of you are just the next course on our buffet. The great part about this? This is all psychological damage before the eleventh. It takes out the hero of the day and the flavor of the month.
That just leaves Obi an I at ultimate surrender to knock ourselves around- have a bit of fun an see where it goes. Not to mention the fact that our titles are the line but lets be perfectly honest- I’d be just as monstrous and dominating with our with out this belt on my waist. The fact that there’s two unknowns coming into this match means that Obi an I will be playing your match much more carefully an bu that I mean.. there wont be any fun times by toying with your emotions- no.. no way. Odin Balfore will just be crushing your hopes and dreams.. Because they break so much easier then bones.
And to those unknowns at Ultimate Showdown.. Odin Balfore will be coming for you too an I’m not leaving with out the WCF world heavy weight title..
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass.
* Odin walks off from the parking lot an inside the WCF arena.. Message sent.. Message received. If not then Odin will make sure of that personally. *
