Post by antichrist on Jun 29, 2011 1:32:00 GMT -5
Scene-WCF Arena
Blair and Shadow are looking at the listings of next weeks Slam card.
Blair-Ok so we have Paul Montuori, Russel Morris, Da Funk, Tek, and Creeping Death. Wow where to start on this match. Lets start with the biggest loser in the match with my boy Shadow, that'd be you Tek. Wow Tek your the so called Legend Killer are you. The only thing you killed last night kid was the promise of you ever being a legend of anything. From Stockton, California huh, isn't that where the World's sewer waste is deposited kid. I mean come on you walk to the ring blareing music from a bunch of punks who more than likely still live in the Mom's basement. I'm wondering how bright you are being from Stockton and wearing a LA hat. If my schooling is right you live closer to San Fagcisco than Los Angeles, that makes you a northerner dude. People from LA don't like your kind kid so lose the hat and get a job flipping burgers already.
Blair is laughing as Shadow just stands there blowing green mist.
Next we have Paul Montuori from Long Island, New York, wow already a loser in everybodies minds. Wow you walk around like a hippie yet you walk to the ring useing Jay-Z huh. I hate to call a spade a spade but son your a wiggar. I know its not politicaly correct in America but hell I'm from the United Kingdom and I don't give a fuck. Your suppose to be some kind of high flyer are you Paulie. Well before you can do any of your so called trademark moves you actually have to be able to grapple and your finisher will get you DQed everytime kid. Time to start learning Arabic so you can go drive a taxi for a living.
Blair just smirks into the camera.
Next we have Russell Morris of Highland Park, Texas. I hate to tell you something kid your not now or have you ever been a Scot, so choke on that. If you knew anything about the Park cities you would of known that Highland Park is the bastard child of University Park where all the real rich people live in the Park Cities. Hell I bet you drive a damn Volvo wagon you silly rabbit. Another thing Morris why would you try and use a nickname from the 80's of a Texas legend, the Modern Day Classic. Be prepared to be sued by Kevin Von Erich or Lacey for name infringement kid. One more thing kid, why oh why would someone from the Metroplex who is suppose to be from Highland Park throw up the gayest sign ever. If you are from where you say you are you would either be a fan of SMU or TCU and not Texas.
Shadow throws the Hook'em Horns upside down.
Then we got Da Funk, where do we start on this guy. First off you got beat by a female and lost the right to use your gay ass intro music. I got a new one for you kid. How about "Get the party started" by Pink . I sure your actually from West Hollywood and not Los Angeles aren't you kid.
Blair is just standing there.
Then we have the only person in this match who actually belongs faceing Shadow, that would be Creeping Death. We have seen you in the rings of Japan Corey. Your a legend around here and over there. Small be vicious in the ring is what is said about you. It is actually an honor to defeat you even though your past your prime. Your like a poor mans version of Doink the Clown aren't you Corey. We have a mutual friend who will be training Shadow on your skills in the ring. A man everybody in WCF knows for being the brashest son of a bitch every in WCF. He has a very strict training program for Shadow this week and we will see to it he follows it to the letter. Now I'd like to keep your attention Corey and politely ask you to allow Shadow and his partner who has traveled thousands of miles to the WCF to face the tag team champions at the very next WCF pay per view, Ultimate Showdown on July 17. My charges the Arch Angels are what WCF needs to revamp the tag team circuit here. We demand you grant our request or trouble may bloom for all. Corey you have yourself a very nice day and sleep well.
Megan Fox walks in and Blair puts his arm around her as he gives her a kiss on the lips.
I know I'm going to have a great one.
Blair and Megan walk out.
Shadow-The time is ticking.
Blair and Shadow are looking at the listings of next weeks Slam card.
Blair-Ok so we have Paul Montuori, Russel Morris, Da Funk, Tek, and Creeping Death. Wow where to start on this match. Lets start with the biggest loser in the match with my boy Shadow, that'd be you Tek. Wow Tek your the so called Legend Killer are you. The only thing you killed last night kid was the promise of you ever being a legend of anything. From Stockton, California huh, isn't that where the World's sewer waste is deposited kid. I mean come on you walk to the ring blareing music from a bunch of punks who more than likely still live in the Mom's basement. I'm wondering how bright you are being from Stockton and wearing a LA hat. If my schooling is right you live closer to San Fagcisco than Los Angeles, that makes you a northerner dude. People from LA don't like your kind kid so lose the hat and get a job flipping burgers already.
Blair is laughing as Shadow just stands there blowing green mist.
Next we have Paul Montuori from Long Island, New York, wow already a loser in everybodies minds. Wow you walk around like a hippie yet you walk to the ring useing Jay-Z huh. I hate to call a spade a spade but son your a wiggar. I know its not politicaly correct in America but hell I'm from the United Kingdom and I don't give a fuck. Your suppose to be some kind of high flyer are you Paulie. Well before you can do any of your so called trademark moves you actually have to be able to grapple and your finisher will get you DQed everytime kid. Time to start learning Arabic so you can go drive a taxi for a living.
Blair just smirks into the camera.
Next we have Russell Morris of Highland Park, Texas. I hate to tell you something kid your not now or have you ever been a Scot, so choke on that. If you knew anything about the Park cities you would of known that Highland Park is the bastard child of University Park where all the real rich people live in the Park Cities. Hell I bet you drive a damn Volvo wagon you silly rabbit. Another thing Morris why would you try and use a nickname from the 80's of a Texas legend, the Modern Day Classic. Be prepared to be sued by Kevin Von Erich or Lacey for name infringement kid. One more thing kid, why oh why would someone from the Metroplex who is suppose to be from Highland Park throw up the gayest sign ever. If you are from where you say you are you would either be a fan of SMU or TCU and not Texas.
Shadow throws the Hook'em Horns upside down.
Then we got Da Funk, where do we start on this guy. First off you got beat by a female and lost the right to use your gay ass intro music. I got a new one for you kid. How about "Get the party started" by Pink . I sure your actually from West Hollywood and not Los Angeles aren't you kid.
Blair is just standing there.
Then we have the only person in this match who actually belongs faceing Shadow, that would be Creeping Death. We have seen you in the rings of Japan Corey. Your a legend around here and over there. Small be vicious in the ring is what is said about you. It is actually an honor to defeat you even though your past your prime. Your like a poor mans version of Doink the Clown aren't you Corey. We have a mutual friend who will be training Shadow on your skills in the ring. A man everybody in WCF knows for being the brashest son of a bitch every in WCF. He has a very strict training program for Shadow this week and we will see to it he follows it to the letter. Now I'd like to keep your attention Corey and politely ask you to allow Shadow and his partner who has traveled thousands of miles to the WCF to face the tag team champions at the very next WCF pay per view, Ultimate Showdown on July 17. My charges the Arch Angels are what WCF needs to revamp the tag team circuit here. We demand you grant our request or trouble may bloom for all. Corey you have yourself a very nice day and sleep well.
Megan Fox walks in and Blair puts his arm around her as he gives her a kiss on the lips.
I know I'm going to have a great one.
Blair and Megan walk out.
Shadow-The time is ticking.
