Post by Odin Balfore on Jun 27, 2011 22:57:59 GMT -5
un aired segment.
Slam! 6-27
" Statistics"
Odin Balfore is standing backstage with Hank Brown after his win against Steve Thunder. Odin rolls his neck as he adjusts his US title on his shoulder. Hank gets the signal and begins. *
Hank: WCF.. Well here I am with the man that some think can’t be stopped. Here with me is Odin Balfore. Now Odin, you’ve were just in the match that all of WCF has been looking at. Its your first title defense as US champion and it’s the returning Steve Thunder coming back to claim the prize that he never lost. Tonight we we watched the explosion that was your match and watch you come out on top. Your thoughts Odin, on the match?
Odin: What’s Mine Hank, is still mine.
* Odin’s lips curl upwards, cracking a toothy grin. *
Odin: Steve Thunder thought his little gears could carry him through the match. Changing gears? You need a conductor to change gears; a man to shift the stick. Tonight Steve Thunder found out that I am that man. Steve Thunder also found out that I am the US Champion. This is truly a finders keepers type of situation. He went out there and said that he wasn’t impressed by what I’ve done- that he’s beaten “ the best” well here I am, untouched, phased or scratched by him. His only loss was to a WCF legend.. Well his two losses are to TWO WCF legends. That’s exactly what I am, arnt I? Legendary? Isnt that what I’ve already become in WCF a living legend? A myth that can come out from the mists of blur truth and fiction?
Hank: I , I guess.
Odin: Steve has TWO losses now and now he sits at the bottom of the pack.. So much for his glorious return. He has to learn that all those gears count for nothing because like life.. I move forward. As for his previously eight an zero record in WCF.. He should take a trump roll through my records. After all Steve is my six hundred and seventy second win.
Hank: A win that you almost didn’t get. Kaylynn interfered and tried cleaning your clock with a steel chair.
Odin: I smelt that rotting tuna a mile away. It’ll take more then Kaylynn with a chair and the arms of a gnat to take me out.
Hank: Well do you think that Steve would have stayed down with out the chair shot prior to your finisher?
Odin: Doesn’t matter, the fact is that he did. As far as Kaylyns concerned.. She better take care to watch that pretty and shabby self of hers because Alliance Problems ARE Alliance problems. We were built on the principle of an eye for an eye and The Alliance has made entire rosters go blind so kaylynn just better watch what she says and does because you don’t go sticking your nose in my affairs not expect my will to be imposed.
Hank: Is that a threat?
Odin: It is what it is. Just like Steve Thunder is just another statistic.
* Odin walks off leaving Hank by himself. *
Slam! 6-27
" Statistics"
Odin Balfore is standing backstage with Hank Brown after his win against Steve Thunder. Odin rolls his neck as he adjusts his US title on his shoulder. Hank gets the signal and begins. *
Hank: WCF.. Well here I am with the man that some think can’t be stopped. Here with me is Odin Balfore. Now Odin, you’ve were just in the match that all of WCF has been looking at. Its your first title defense as US champion and it’s the returning Steve Thunder coming back to claim the prize that he never lost. Tonight we we watched the explosion that was your match and watch you come out on top. Your thoughts Odin, on the match?
Odin: What’s Mine Hank, is still mine.
* Odin’s lips curl upwards, cracking a toothy grin. *
Odin: Steve Thunder thought his little gears could carry him through the match. Changing gears? You need a conductor to change gears; a man to shift the stick. Tonight Steve Thunder found out that I am that man. Steve Thunder also found out that I am the US Champion. This is truly a finders keepers type of situation. He went out there and said that he wasn’t impressed by what I’ve done- that he’s beaten “ the best” well here I am, untouched, phased or scratched by him. His only loss was to a WCF legend.. Well his two losses are to TWO WCF legends. That’s exactly what I am, arnt I? Legendary? Isnt that what I’ve already become in WCF a living legend? A myth that can come out from the mists of blur truth and fiction?
Hank: I , I guess.
Odin: Steve has TWO losses now and now he sits at the bottom of the pack.. So much for his glorious return. He has to learn that all those gears count for nothing because like life.. I move forward. As for his previously eight an zero record in WCF.. He should take a trump roll through my records. After all Steve is my six hundred and seventy second win.
Hank: A win that you almost didn’t get. Kaylynn interfered and tried cleaning your clock with a steel chair.
Odin: I smelt that rotting tuna a mile away. It’ll take more then Kaylynn with a chair and the arms of a gnat to take me out.
Hank: Well do you think that Steve would have stayed down with out the chair shot prior to your finisher?
Odin: Doesn’t matter, the fact is that he did. As far as Kaylyns concerned.. She better take care to watch that pretty and shabby self of hers because Alliance Problems ARE Alliance problems. We were built on the principle of an eye for an eye and The Alliance has made entire rosters go blind so kaylynn just better watch what she says and does because you don’t go sticking your nose in my affairs not expect my will to be imposed.
Hank: Is that a threat?
Odin: It is what it is. Just like Steve Thunder is just another statistic.
* Odin walks off leaving Hank by himself. *
