Post by Confederate News on Jun 19, 2011 17:53:48 GMT -5
Breaking news to be reported from the world of professional wrestling. Last weekend Confederate Champion was a no-show for his match against Chris Avery. In an unexpected and uncharacteristic event for the proud son if Dixie who left many fans wondering what happened. We here at Confederate News have obtained a cell phone video from the backstage area at Blast...
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A shaky clip begins as the person filming with their cell attempts to get a better angle. We see Doc Henry, and Mark Markman in a heated discussion. "... don't care what your redneck ass wants, I'm not turning this match into a weapons cage."
Doc grabs Markman by the shirt, "Now look here fat man, I've had enough of that fucking choad running his mouth about being held back. The only one holding his sorry black ass back is himself." Doc tilts his head and cracks his neck, "That you and him both hold the ideal I'm a racist bastard is a mistake that will be remedied."
Markman just stares Doc in the eye and shoves him off. "You place your sorry redneck hands on me and I'll fire your ass so fast, your slave loving ancestors will feel it."
Doc smiles sadistically in return, "You are free to try anytime my friend..." Without warning Doc kicks Markman in the nuts and spins him around. Mary smiles as she steps out of Doc's locker room, and hits the Stoner, dropping Markman's fat ass like a sack of bricks...
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We here at Confederate News have confirmed that Mark Markman had indeed tried to fire Doc Henry, but due to a clause in his contract, he couldn't be fired. However Mr. Markman has subsequently suspended Doc Henry until further notice. We will be working overtime here to bring you the latest in this story and to find out when the Confederate Champion will return to the ring.
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A shaky clip begins as the person filming with their cell attempts to get a better angle. We see Doc Henry, and Mark Markman in a heated discussion. "... don't care what your redneck ass wants, I'm not turning this match into a weapons cage."
Doc grabs Markman by the shirt, "Now look here fat man, I've had enough of that fucking choad running his mouth about being held back. The only one holding his sorry black ass back is himself." Doc tilts his head and cracks his neck, "That you and him both hold the ideal I'm a racist bastard is a mistake that will be remedied."
Markman just stares Doc in the eye and shoves him off. "You place your sorry redneck hands on me and I'll fire your ass so fast, your slave loving ancestors will feel it."
Doc smiles sadistically in return, "You are free to try anytime my friend..." Without warning Doc kicks Markman in the nuts and spins him around. Mary smiles as she steps out of Doc's locker room, and hits the Stoner, dropping Markman's fat ass like a sack of bricks...
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We here at Confederate News have confirmed that Mark Markman had indeed tried to fire Doc Henry, but due to a clause in his contract, he couldn't be fired. However Mr. Markman has subsequently suspended Doc Henry until further notice. We will be working overtime here to bring you the latest in this story and to find out when the Confederate Champion will return to the ring.
