Post by logan on Aug 27, 2006 8:37:46 GMT -5
The scene opens up on the side of the road, Logan's tour bus is pulled off to the side of the road. The tire appears to be flat, as Logan walks back, and fourth rubbing his chin. He slams his fist against the tour bus, as Blondie B steps out walking over to Logan trying to comfort him.
Blondie B: It'll be okay, someone will pick us up.
Logan: It's not okay, boudle.
Blondie B: Huh?
Logan: In the strangest circumstances, I don't happen to have a cell phone, a spare tire, were five miles away from where we should be meaning we will probably have to walk, and as usually were on one of them lonely roads where you don't see anything the whole freaking promo. HA! Maybe Torture is right, did you see him on T.V. this morning? I mean really, just when you think he couldn't possibly open his mouth anymore, he does. He's like a little machine, just sits there, and talks all day till someone pulls the plug on him. It's like he doesn't realize that he's lost the battle, and by now there is no real chance of coming back. I'm Logan damnit, when you face me you don't come back! Noone over comes The Face of Treachery, no one just rolls in the ring, and pins me. That crap just isn't common, and Torture never realizes this. He thinks I'm just another boudle, no offense Blondie. But your dead f'n wrong Torture! I'm the guy you've been watching out for your whole career in WCF, I'm the guy you've been dodging. I'll admit, ever since you started here.. I didn't think much of you, or care for you. I still don't, but I never thought about actually wasting my time to wrestle you. But this is different now, I'm not the world champion anymore. You are. I've become the challenger, and almost considerably the underdog in this match if you want to look at it like that. I'm the old man in WCF that everyone thinks it's washed up, and doesn't have a chance in hell against some guy that's been undefeated ever since he came out of his mothers womb. Oh, I'm sure you'll take that for the truth wouldn't you? Oh look at me, I'm The Tort. I'm undefeated, I can't be beat. Even when I was going to school as a kid, little gym activities had nothing on the Tort.. I've never been beaten at anything!. Well, what happens if you do get beat Torture? We both know what will, hell you even told us this morning. Your going to be retire, just like a little punk. A man that can't accept his losses, and never wants to be down on his own luck.
Logan kicks the tire in anger.
Logan: Well, we're never going get anywhere sitting here, and talking about that boudle.
Blondie B: I agree. Maybe we should walk?
Logan sighs.
Logan: Yes, yes.. as usual. It never changes, let's go.
They start walking down the road.
Blondie B: You know sir, I'd carry you if I had the strength.
Logan: I know you would. But hey, since we're walking I guess I'll just kill two birds with one stone.
Blondie B: Huh?
Logan: Well I met, I'll just talk about how much I honestly hate that boudle on the way to the arena.
Blondie B: Oh, okay.
Logan: Torture, you've lost your mind. Yes, people might think I get a little crazy from time to time.. but you? Your worse. Sure, I had a blow up doll named Linda, sure I use to talk to myself, and argue with my own. But your past that Tort, your driven by this undefeated ego that makes you think me, and you are the two best wrestlers in the world! Now really, how is that really possible? We've both never traveled the earth, and wrestled every single boudle there is out there. It's impossible, it'd take you the rest of your life. So what the hell makes you say that? It's not true. It's just your ego speaking. In WCF? Sure, maybe we are considered the best two wrestlers right now. But how could you even say that too? You haven't beat everyone in WCF. No, you haven't, and you've never beat half the people you claim you beat. You went on a list of names, saying how you put people on the shelf why they were in their prime. That's total bullcrap! I know for a fact that you didn't do this to Epic, or Gravedigger. Because first off, I was the guy that beat Epic for his WCF world championship, and secondly.. I was the guy who beat Gravedigger while he was holding the WCF title. Plus, Gravedigger even retired before you ever got to WCF. I put that man away, so just don't your f'n lying Tort. Your ego has grown inside you so much, that you can't even state the obvious anymore. Oh I'm sure, if I beat you, and take your WCF title then in a few years when this match is forgotten.. you'll tell all your buddies how you put Logan up on the shelf to dry. Right Torture, right. Sometimes, you should just sit down, and listen to some of the crap that comes out of your mouth.. I can't stand it. I can't stand your ego, you, or anyone you hang out with. I hate you, Torture. I really f'n hate you.
Blondie B smiles, rubbing a hand over Logan's back as they continue walking.
Logan: Yes, I remember when you first came into WCF. I remember it clearly, I was taking a crap, and in walked you, Death, and a few other boudles. What I remember, is that one of you boudles were challenging me for the WCF title? I guess at the time you thought you were just a bad ass hanging out with them guys, but really.. how would it look now if some boudle came in WCF out of nowhere, and challenged you Tort? What the hell would you tell them? Oh sure, I'm Tort.. I'll wrestle anyone. I'm the second best wrestler in the world anyway, so I've already beat EVERYBODY on planet earth. I could image that's what you'd tell someone. Well, as I said, I remember the day picture perfect. I also remember you coming in WCF, and talking crap.. because you were tired of XCW or whatever the hell it was called. That place was just a breeding ground for boudles, and you'd have to be an idiot to ever join there. You had some the biggest boudles coming out of that place, wait big? No one big ever adapted from XCW. That place was a joke. It disrespected real wrestling, and I'm glad it's gone. But yeah Torture, now your here in WCF.. for the last three years that is. You've finally made it to the man that was on top when you got here, and still f'n is. You've got your chance to prove that your a REAL WCF champion. You going blow it? Well, it's not like I'm going let you win it. I'm going pull out every move, every step, every trick, and everything to my knowledge to make sure you lose today. You understand me, Torture? I'm throwing all I've got at you, and then some. You'll be getting the greatest hits of Logan, with a few bonus tracks. If you know what I mean.. boudle.
Logan, and Blondie B keep walking down the road with a beautiful sun raise off in the distance. The scene slowly fades out.
Blondie B: It'll be okay, someone will pick us up.
Logan: It's not okay, boudle.
Blondie B: Huh?
Logan: In the strangest circumstances, I don't happen to have a cell phone, a spare tire, were five miles away from where we should be meaning we will probably have to walk, and as usually were on one of them lonely roads where you don't see anything the whole freaking promo. HA! Maybe Torture is right, did you see him on T.V. this morning? I mean really, just when you think he couldn't possibly open his mouth anymore, he does. He's like a little machine, just sits there, and talks all day till someone pulls the plug on him. It's like he doesn't realize that he's lost the battle, and by now there is no real chance of coming back. I'm Logan damnit, when you face me you don't come back! Noone over comes The Face of Treachery, no one just rolls in the ring, and pins me. That crap just isn't common, and Torture never realizes this. He thinks I'm just another boudle, no offense Blondie. But your dead f'n wrong Torture! I'm the guy you've been watching out for your whole career in WCF, I'm the guy you've been dodging. I'll admit, ever since you started here.. I didn't think much of you, or care for you. I still don't, but I never thought about actually wasting my time to wrestle you. But this is different now, I'm not the world champion anymore. You are. I've become the challenger, and almost considerably the underdog in this match if you want to look at it like that. I'm the old man in WCF that everyone thinks it's washed up, and doesn't have a chance in hell against some guy that's been undefeated ever since he came out of his mothers womb. Oh, I'm sure you'll take that for the truth wouldn't you? Oh look at me, I'm The Tort. I'm undefeated, I can't be beat. Even when I was going to school as a kid, little gym activities had nothing on the Tort.. I've never been beaten at anything!. Well, what happens if you do get beat Torture? We both know what will, hell you even told us this morning. Your going to be retire, just like a little punk. A man that can't accept his losses, and never wants to be down on his own luck.
Logan kicks the tire in anger.
Logan: Well, we're never going get anywhere sitting here, and talking about that boudle.
Blondie B: I agree. Maybe we should walk?
Logan sighs.
Logan: Yes, yes.. as usual. It never changes, let's go.
They start walking down the road.
Blondie B: You know sir, I'd carry you if I had the strength.
Logan: I know you would. But hey, since we're walking I guess I'll just kill two birds with one stone.
Blondie B: Huh?
Logan: Well I met, I'll just talk about how much I honestly hate that boudle on the way to the arena.
Blondie B: Oh, okay.
Logan: Torture, you've lost your mind. Yes, people might think I get a little crazy from time to time.. but you? Your worse. Sure, I had a blow up doll named Linda, sure I use to talk to myself, and argue with my own. But your past that Tort, your driven by this undefeated ego that makes you think me, and you are the two best wrestlers in the world! Now really, how is that really possible? We've both never traveled the earth, and wrestled every single boudle there is out there. It's impossible, it'd take you the rest of your life. So what the hell makes you say that? It's not true. It's just your ego speaking. In WCF? Sure, maybe we are considered the best two wrestlers right now. But how could you even say that too? You haven't beat everyone in WCF. No, you haven't, and you've never beat half the people you claim you beat. You went on a list of names, saying how you put people on the shelf why they were in their prime. That's total bullcrap! I know for a fact that you didn't do this to Epic, or Gravedigger. Because first off, I was the guy that beat Epic for his WCF world championship, and secondly.. I was the guy who beat Gravedigger while he was holding the WCF title. Plus, Gravedigger even retired before you ever got to WCF. I put that man away, so just don't your f'n lying Tort. Your ego has grown inside you so much, that you can't even state the obvious anymore. Oh I'm sure, if I beat you, and take your WCF title then in a few years when this match is forgotten.. you'll tell all your buddies how you put Logan up on the shelf to dry. Right Torture, right. Sometimes, you should just sit down, and listen to some of the crap that comes out of your mouth.. I can't stand it. I can't stand your ego, you, or anyone you hang out with. I hate you, Torture. I really f'n hate you.
Blondie B smiles, rubbing a hand over Logan's back as they continue walking.
Logan: Yes, I remember when you first came into WCF. I remember it clearly, I was taking a crap, and in walked you, Death, and a few other boudles. What I remember, is that one of you boudles were challenging me for the WCF title? I guess at the time you thought you were just a bad ass hanging out with them guys, but really.. how would it look now if some boudle came in WCF out of nowhere, and challenged you Tort? What the hell would you tell them? Oh sure, I'm Tort.. I'll wrestle anyone. I'm the second best wrestler in the world anyway, so I've already beat EVERYBODY on planet earth. I could image that's what you'd tell someone. Well, as I said, I remember the day picture perfect. I also remember you coming in WCF, and talking crap.. because you were tired of XCW or whatever the hell it was called. That place was just a breeding ground for boudles, and you'd have to be an idiot to ever join there. You had some the biggest boudles coming out of that place, wait big? No one big ever adapted from XCW. That place was a joke. It disrespected real wrestling, and I'm glad it's gone. But yeah Torture, now your here in WCF.. for the last three years that is. You've finally made it to the man that was on top when you got here, and still f'n is. You've got your chance to prove that your a REAL WCF champion. You going blow it? Well, it's not like I'm going let you win it. I'm going pull out every move, every step, every trick, and everything to my knowledge to make sure you lose today. You understand me, Torture? I'm throwing all I've got at you, and then some. You'll be getting the greatest hits of Logan, with a few bonus tracks. If you know what I mean.. boudle.
Logan, and Blondie B keep walking down the road with a beautiful sun raise off in the distance. The scene slowly fades out.
