Post by Oblivion on Jun 13, 2011 14:42:43 GMT -5
RUN MEATSACKS! RUN!!
~._-* Against your your own will, you have been snatched up by your own consciousness and thrusted into the fiery pits of Hell. Discarded evil souls are screaming, as a black bony hand snatches up demons and placing them into carcasses of red penguins with a stitched up pouches, for bellies and small black bat wings on their backs. Their eyes become red, as the souls inhabit the dead bodies of the penguins. The dead penguins are now possessed by evil demons. Evil souls, that came from murderers and child rapists have been placed inside the carcasses of dead penguins, as well. But these penguins are not red. They are black, but still they have red eyes as well.
The Gathering feed these "pets" called "Preenies" body parts of dead bodies, which Oblivion and The Vixen have provided. The Preenies are evil, beyond all recognition!! They howl a horrible screech, in which they expose their needle sharp teeth!! Inside their stitched up pouches they have their own "pets" called "Munchies". The Preenies are about to go out for target practice. Several targets have been placed, 100 feet away. The Gathering gives The Preenies instruction. In one, fluid motion, The Preenies dig in their stitched up pouches and pulls out what looks like soft, velvety stuff animals of various animals called "Munchies". Once pulled out, these stuffed animals begin to come alive and begin to snarl and growl. The Preenies toss the Munchies into the targets and...*-_.~
BOOM!
~._-*The Munchies squeal, as they explode upon impact, as they hits their targets. The Gathering scream out encouragement, as The Preenies squeal with delight! The Gathering bark out another order, as The Preenies set up rocket launchers. With a fluid motion one Preenie shoved a snarling Munchie into the launcher and another Preenie launches the screaming stuffed animal, which are putting on air goggles on their little faces, as they fly into the direction of their respected targets 500 yards away. Mini Oblivion watches with binoculars. As he sees the targets being struck, he holds up his right arm and The Gathering cheers and The Preenies cheer with delight.
Life sized tackling dummies, of Reckless Jack and Phillip Baines which have been placed on wooden posts, are pulled out. The snarling Preenies are now attached by leashes. They begin to snarl, as they hold their own pets in each hand. The Munchies are also snarling an drooling what seems like some kind of corrosive material. Once the leashes have been unhooked, The Preenies go off screaming and begin to toss their stuffed animals into the crash test dummies! Goggles have been placed on the faces, of The Munchies, as they are being tossed into the Baines and Reckless Jack looking crash test dummies. The stuff animals snarl and they tear into the replicas of Jack and Baines. Then.... 3..... 2.... 1.....*-_.~
BOOM!
~._-*The stuffed animals explode, shattering the crash test dummies. Little pieces of the stuffed animals slowly drop to the ground. The eyes, of The Preenies, are glowing bright red, they sense something. Walking up, is Oblivion, who places his massive hands on the tops of the heads of The Gathering, who are proud of their pets and their pets' pets. The Gathering gather up their Preenies and place them back on their leashes. The Preenies keep the existing Munchies in their bags. Oblivion turns to the camera and says...*-_.~
Oblivion: When you meatsacks thought it couldn't get any worse!! My Gathering have pets!! These evil destructive objects!! These Preenies are gonna invade WCF soon!! With their Munchies, Oblivion's Gathering are gonna leave everything in rubble. Run you meatsacks!! Run!! The Gathering are gonna catch you!! You all think you are safe?! You think you can stand up to the pets of Oblivion?!?! Think again, you brain dead halfwits!! Destruction is coming. The Apocalypse is amongst us!! Phillip Baines, your downfall is just the beginning!! Reckless Jack, you're in the wrong place, wrong time!! Oblivion will destroy you, just for the simple fact, that IT doesn't like you!! So, be prepared WCF, things are about to get a lot worse and.... THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING ANYONE OF YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, except for this....[/color]
The Gathering[/color]/The Vixen[/color]/The Preenies[/color]: YOU CAN CHOKE ON THAT.... BITCHES!!!
~._-*As the camera begins to fade out, The Gathering tugs on the leashes and The Preenies pull out a Munchie. Several snarling, screaming stuffed animals land on the camera. The camera goes into static...*-_.~
