Post by Nate Nytro on Jun 25, 2006 1:37:37 GMT -5
What you are about to read is the inner dialog contained within the confines (or lack thereof) of Nate Nytro's ever-inquisitive mind, occurring during a period of sleep the night before WCF Slam. Please be aware that these thoughts are impulsive and without cause or restraint, and may frighten impressionable children. [/end premise of a last minute Nate Nytro RP]
No...........NO!.................Paris Hilton's....new.............(groans) single.........why? Why did I sample it? Why was I a curious cat? CAT!?!?!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CAT'S KEEP FUCKING MEOWING IN MY BOOBIES! QUIET YOU FUCKING BOOB-DWELLING FELINES! no...How! WWWWWWWWWWHAT RESPECTABLE MUSIC PRODUCER GIVES PARIS HILTON A RECORD DEAL?!?!?!? THE...UTTER...TITTY OF IT! GET OUT OF MY MADNESS, CATS!
BOOB DWELLING MAD CATS! YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOME IN THIS BOSOM! WHO'S YELLING?
IS THAT ME!?!? YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!! NO..........FEEL..........DNA.......MUTATING.......LONGING... TO PURCHASE...WOMEN'S DESIGNER JEANS! NO! you must be strong, Nate...fight it...fight the cleverly crafted, radio friendly music!!!!! FIGHT IT! no...........NO, DON'T GO IN THERE......THAT'S THE GAP!!!!!!! NOT THE GAP!!!!!! RESIST!!!!!!! RESIST THE HOMOSEXUAL NATURE OF THE GAP!!!! IGNORE THE FRIENDLY CASHIERS WITH THEIR...GAYNESS!!!!! DO NOT SUCCUMB!!!!!! CUM!?!?!? THE CATS ARE CUMMING? ALL OVER MY BOOBS! FUCKING CATS!!!!!!!!!
MUST...DESTROY...HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!! RULE WITH AN IRON, CAT-CUMMING COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!
I AM THE HULK!
[glow=pink,2,300]sleep tight, WCF[/glow]
No...........NO!.................Paris Hilton's....new.............(groans) single.........why? Why did I sample it? Why was I a curious cat? CAT!?!?!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CAT'S KEEP FUCKING MEOWING IN MY BOOBIES! QUIET YOU FUCKING BOOB-DWELLING FELINES! no...How! WWWWWWWWWWHAT RESPECTABLE MUSIC PRODUCER GIVES PARIS HILTON A RECORD DEAL?!?!?!? THE...UTTER...TITTY OF IT! GET OUT OF MY MADNESS, CATS!
BOOB DWELLING MAD CATS! YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOME IN THIS BOSOM! WHO'S YELLING?
IS THAT ME!?!? YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!! NO..........FEEL..........DNA.......MUTATING.......LONGING... TO PURCHASE...WOMEN'S DESIGNER JEANS! NO! you must be strong, Nate...fight it...fight the cleverly crafted, radio friendly music!!!!! FIGHT IT! no...........NO, DON'T GO IN THERE......THAT'S THE GAP!!!!!!! NOT THE GAP!!!!!! RESIST!!!!!!! RESIST THE HOMOSEXUAL NATURE OF THE GAP!!!! IGNORE THE FRIENDLY CASHIERS WITH THEIR...GAYNESS!!!!! DO NOT SUCCUMB!!!!!! CUM!?!?!? THE CATS ARE CUMMING? ALL OVER MY BOOBS! FUCKING CATS!!!!!!!!!MUST...DESTROY...HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!! RULE WITH AN IRON, CAT-CUMMING COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!
I AM THE HULK!
[glow=pink,2,300]sleep tight, WCF[/glow]
