Post by Sean Hughes on May 6, 2006 1:30:29 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside of the living room from beach house earlier in the day. Now, it is night and the living room is full of guests wearing expensive jewelry and clothes that would be worn to an awards show. Most people have cocktails in their hands, as all seem to be over the age of 40. The attention seems to be focused on the TV screen, which shows the Sacramento Kings vs San Antonio Spurs game coming to a close. The game goes to a quick commercial, and Bobby Cairo's latest promo comes across the TV. The crowd quiets down. After it is over, the crowd seems to be searching for a place to put their eyes. The camera re-adjusts, and we see "The Feature Presentation" Sean Hughes is sitting in the middle of the couch. He has on a black tuxedo with sunglasses. His face is straight as the game comes back on. He is relaxed as the game's final moments wind down. As the last buzzer hits, Hughes jumps up from his seat.
SH: Wooo! Give me $100 bucks, bitch!
Hughes points and laughs at a man no older than he is. He sighs heavily, and reaches for his wallet. He hands the hundo to Hughes as he shows the room full of people.
SH: Ah yes. Do you think this will help pay for Cairo's bail so I can kick his ass all over the arena this Sunday?
The crowd gives a sort of half-hearted laugh. The scene fades out.
The scene fades back in, this time outside as Hughes is sitting poolside with 8 or 9 other kids, like himself. They are around the pool, some soaking their feet, some drinking beers at a table. Hughes is poolside, with 3 other beautiful ladies. He has his feet in the water. One is brunette, one blonde, and one looks to be Spanish.
SH:....Well, I've played in three movies, all that went to Sundance, except two. Those two never were finalized, I guess they didnt have the financial security. The best movie I was in was probably Death Dodger. I played Jason Tovat, a young jailbird who had a badass car and was hired to find some Columbian Drug Lord's murderer. Yea, I did pretty good on it, we sold over 1500 copies of the movie and made over 3 grand on it. It really opened up my career.
The girls are all in their bathing suits, and sitting on the edge of the pool. They are nodding their heads and focusing really hard on Hughes.
Blonde Girl: That's like, so cool. I mean, you get to do what you love for a living.
SH: Yea, it's great. I mean, there are just so many people in this world who never get the chance to do what they want in life, and they waste it. I mean, I say life is a garden, dig it.
A few guys are sitting at a table in the back, chilling and drinking beers. They are laughing to themselves, knowing this is obviously just another pickup game for Hughes.
Brunette Girl: But, you fight other people now. Aren't you scared what will happen? What if you get hurt?
Hughes reaches over and touches the girls hand.
SH: I thought about that, but then I realized "Hey, in the WCF, nobody will hurt me!" Especially this week because I go against Cairo and Biggs! I mean, what are they going to do, scratch me?
They all begin to laugh, and the scene fades to black.
The scene fades back in, this time on the beach. It is very calm as the waves are slowly coming onto the beach. There is a slight breeze. In the middle of the sand is a towel with the blond haired girl from earlier. She seems to be sleeping with a towel over most of her body. Sean Hughes is on a log, looking into the ocean.
SH: So Bobby thinks he's a funny guy, eh? Whatever. I haven't heard the gay movie thing before.....Oh wait I have! He calls me gay. That's funny. Last time I checked he was the one in the slammer getting raped in the ass by Bubba from Birmingham. It's good he says he didn't care about this match before, now he can take it easy on his ass without explaining himself.
SH: So Biggs hates Cairo, Cairo hates Biggs. That's cool. I like it when partners talk shit about each other, except these two aren't saying shit.
Hughes begins mocking his opponents in their voices.
SH:(Biggs) Bobby is a jerkoff. (Cairo) I'm the champ. You're allergic. Just Jobbin'.
Hughes quits the voice and shakes his head.
SH: Then I get stuck with the partner most likely to kill herself. I gotta say, I notice people keep saying how much they can beat the other team without a partner. Well, let's face it in reality: I'm the only person who probably will get my chance because my partner probably just hung herself now!
Hughes shakes his head and rubs his eyes.
SH: In a match with 4 people, I'm the only one who has the potential to do any real damage to others. I'm already sick of talking about these assheads. "The Feature Presentation" says cut!
Scene fades to black.
SH: Wooo! Give me $100 bucks, bitch!
Hughes points and laughs at a man no older than he is. He sighs heavily, and reaches for his wallet. He hands the hundo to Hughes as he shows the room full of people.
SH: Ah yes. Do you think this will help pay for Cairo's bail so I can kick his ass all over the arena this Sunday?
The crowd gives a sort of half-hearted laugh. The scene fades out.
The scene fades back in, this time outside as Hughes is sitting poolside with 8 or 9 other kids, like himself. They are around the pool, some soaking their feet, some drinking beers at a table. Hughes is poolside, with 3 other beautiful ladies. He has his feet in the water. One is brunette, one blonde, and one looks to be Spanish.
SH:....Well, I've played in three movies, all that went to Sundance, except two. Those two never were finalized, I guess they didnt have the financial security. The best movie I was in was probably Death Dodger. I played Jason Tovat, a young jailbird who had a badass car and was hired to find some Columbian Drug Lord's murderer. Yea, I did pretty good on it, we sold over 1500 copies of the movie and made over 3 grand on it. It really opened up my career.
The girls are all in their bathing suits, and sitting on the edge of the pool. They are nodding their heads and focusing really hard on Hughes.
Blonde Girl: That's like, so cool. I mean, you get to do what you love for a living.
SH: Yea, it's great. I mean, there are just so many people in this world who never get the chance to do what they want in life, and they waste it. I mean, I say life is a garden, dig it.
A few guys are sitting at a table in the back, chilling and drinking beers. They are laughing to themselves, knowing this is obviously just another pickup game for Hughes.
Brunette Girl: But, you fight other people now. Aren't you scared what will happen? What if you get hurt?
Hughes reaches over and touches the girls hand.
SH: I thought about that, but then I realized "Hey, in the WCF, nobody will hurt me!" Especially this week because I go against Cairo and Biggs! I mean, what are they going to do, scratch me?
They all begin to laugh, and the scene fades to black.
The scene fades back in, this time on the beach. It is very calm as the waves are slowly coming onto the beach. There is a slight breeze. In the middle of the sand is a towel with the blond haired girl from earlier. She seems to be sleeping with a towel over most of her body. Sean Hughes is on a log, looking into the ocean.
SH: So Bobby thinks he's a funny guy, eh? Whatever. I haven't heard the gay movie thing before.....Oh wait I have! He calls me gay. That's funny. Last time I checked he was the one in the slammer getting raped in the ass by Bubba from Birmingham. It's good he says he didn't care about this match before, now he can take it easy on his ass without explaining himself.
SH: So Biggs hates Cairo, Cairo hates Biggs. That's cool. I like it when partners talk shit about each other, except these two aren't saying shit.
Hughes begins mocking his opponents in their voices.
SH:(Biggs) Bobby is a jerkoff. (Cairo) I'm the champ. You're allergic. Just Jobbin'.
Hughes quits the voice and shakes his head.
SH: Then I get stuck with the partner most likely to kill herself. I gotta say, I notice people keep saying how much they can beat the other team without a partner. Well, let's face it in reality: I'm the only person who probably will get my chance because my partner probably just hung herself now!
Hughes shakes his head and rubs his eyes.
SH: In a match with 4 people, I'm the only one who has the potential to do any real damage to others. I'm already sick of talking about these assheads. "The Feature Presentation" says cut!
Scene fades to black.
