Post by whysoserious on May 13, 2011 11:11:18 GMT -5
He wakes up, opens his eyes and doesn't quite remember where he's at. After a night like last who really would. There are at least fifteen beer cans scattered on the hotel floor. His head is pounding from a monster hangover. At least there are some Tylenol on the night stand to counteract this headache. Next to him is the best woman in the world, at least in his eyes. Only a blanket covers her while he reaches to the floor and places his underwear on.
Finally Brad stands up and heads to the bathroom. The sounds of pee hitting the toilet water is heard through out the room. Megan opens her eyes and smiles, waiting to see the love of her life walk back out of the bathroom. Flush! Water runs again while Brad washes his hands. He exits and sees his wife awake.
Brad: Mornin' sexy. How bad did you take advantage of me last night?
She giggles for a moment before seeing his boxers are on.
Megan: Well you had to put those on didn't you? I took advantage for a few hours. Then we went to bed. I love going places without the kids for these reasons alone. I love the kid but we need this sometimes.
Brad: Yeah. Since you hate me drinkin' around the little ones.
Megan: But you become a horny groper though that's really not different from when you're sober...
He winks before getting dressed. It's Des Moines, Iowa. Where the hell could they go for breakfast. Megan stands, sheets covering her sexy body, before getting at least her bra and thong on.
Brad: Somehow you look different this morning...
Megan: I do?
Brad: Yeah. You just look so much sexier then you usually do. But fuck I need some pancakes.
Both of them keep getting dressed until Megan is ready to go. Of course she has to put on a bit of make up before leaving. Brad sits on the edge of the bed watching Sportscenter, highlights from a bit of everything. Megan is ready, TV gets turned off and they leave the room. Brad is naturally in a t-shirt and jeans while Megan always has to look classy. Sure she has jeans on too but heels and a tight sweater but it has short sleeves so it's kinda sexy.
Brad: You look great today.
Megan: Thank you. Now where to eat. Hmm...
Brad: A friend of mine, pretty fat, said that Perkins is a good place to eat. So let's try to find of them.
Megan nods her head as Brad enters their rental car. With no idea where to go, Megan plays with her iPhone's map quest to get directions. She shows Brad how close it is. He wades through the traffic noticing that it's nearly 11 in the morning. They get there, Brad stopping the car and getting out to open the door for his wife. She gives him a kiss on the cheek as they head in hands held. Brad opens the doors again before they're greeted by a server.
Server: Welcome to Perkins. How many of you are there today?
Brad: Two and we'd like a booth please.
The server grabs a couple of menus before motioning them to follow. The happy couple do before sitting down across from each other.
Server: Anything to drink?
Brad: Coffee please.
Megan: Coffee and some orange juice, please.
With that the server walks away to get their drinks in while they look at the menu. Brad scans for anything with pancakes, trying to fulfill that holy quest for them. Megan looks like she already knows what she wants, putting the menu off to the side. The coffee and juice is there now, Brad taking a sip while Megan orders.
Megan: I'd like a banana nut muffin with a side of bacon, please.
Server: And for you sir?
Brad: Steak and eggs please. Oh and I'd like extra pancakes. Scrambled eggs and breakfast potatoes. Thanks.
He offers a smile as the server scurries off to get their order in. Brad takes another sip of his coffee before putting his arms on the table wishing this hangover would go away. Megan grabs his hands and moves them around.
Megan: Big night tonight.
Brad: Yeah, sure. Just another match. Another new guy, no respect given to people like me, gotta beat the shit out of him. Same ole. But he seems to think that I'm past the time given to me in this promotion. Yep, thirty two years old and I'm already done with professional wrestling in his eyes. Seems a little asinine but he's only eighteen or so. So when he was four, I was busy being a father. When he was eight, you were graduating with honors from college. When he was twelve I was already wrestling for a year. When he was sixteen, I was on top of the world. So how does he figure that I'm already finished? Only been doing this for seven years.
She nods her head in agreement.
Megan: Not too mention you'll accomplish more then he ever will. Plus you're better looking, have a loving family and have a huge penis!
A few older ladies next to them look over a little shocked to hear something like that in public. Brad sees them staring at him while Megan starts to giggle.
Brad: I fail to see how that goes with wrestling but you like it. Fact remains that after tonight, Roy Speede means nothing to me. His buddy means even less. This is simply a way for me to get back to my home. WCF. Along the way I get to take care of a disrespectful little ass who hasn't the foggiest of what he's in for. Almost a little sad...
Megan: Really?
Brad: Yeah, it is. He has to scream those five letters into a microphone while everyone starts to laugh at him. They'll point and laugh for days on end knowing that he gave up. It'll be pretty fantastic. Plus when I get done, you're gonna be screaming five letters yourself...
More giggles from Megan. It's what she does.
Megan: I'm certain they won't be I Quit.
Brad: Oh they won't be. You'll have fun watching me take apart these kids tonight. Their families won't but mine will. For now though, let's just enjoy the day until then. Get you to a mall.
Her face lights up like a Christmas tree.
Megan: REALLY?! I can go shopping?!
Brad: Yes. But we have to be there like a five so we'll go after we eat.
Right as he says that, food arrives. Tons of food for Brad and a nice muffin for Megan. I could put in a muff joke but I think I'll pass for now. So many pancakes for Brad and so little time to eat them. He knows what must be done tonight. Has to make that moron quit. And his little buddy too.
Finally Brad stands up and heads to the bathroom. The sounds of pee hitting the toilet water is heard through out the room. Megan opens her eyes and smiles, waiting to see the love of her life walk back out of the bathroom. Flush! Water runs again while Brad washes his hands. He exits and sees his wife awake.
Brad: Mornin' sexy. How bad did you take advantage of me last night?
She giggles for a moment before seeing his boxers are on.
Megan: Well you had to put those on didn't you? I took advantage for a few hours. Then we went to bed. I love going places without the kids for these reasons alone. I love the kid but we need this sometimes.
Brad: Yeah. Since you hate me drinkin' around the little ones.
Megan: But you become a horny groper though that's really not different from when you're sober...
He winks before getting dressed. It's Des Moines, Iowa. Where the hell could they go for breakfast. Megan stands, sheets covering her sexy body, before getting at least her bra and thong on.
Brad: Somehow you look different this morning...
Megan: I do?
Brad: Yeah. You just look so much sexier then you usually do. But fuck I need some pancakes.
Both of them keep getting dressed until Megan is ready to go. Of course she has to put on a bit of make up before leaving. Brad sits on the edge of the bed watching Sportscenter, highlights from a bit of everything. Megan is ready, TV gets turned off and they leave the room. Brad is naturally in a t-shirt and jeans while Megan always has to look classy. Sure she has jeans on too but heels and a tight sweater but it has short sleeves so it's kinda sexy.
Brad: You look great today.
Megan: Thank you. Now where to eat. Hmm...
Brad: A friend of mine, pretty fat, said that Perkins is a good place to eat. So let's try to find of them.
Megan nods her head as Brad enters their rental car. With no idea where to go, Megan plays with her iPhone's map quest to get directions. She shows Brad how close it is. He wades through the traffic noticing that it's nearly 11 in the morning. They get there, Brad stopping the car and getting out to open the door for his wife. She gives him a kiss on the cheek as they head in hands held. Brad opens the doors again before they're greeted by a server.
Server: Welcome to Perkins. How many of you are there today?
Brad: Two and we'd like a booth please.
The server grabs a couple of menus before motioning them to follow. The happy couple do before sitting down across from each other.
Server: Anything to drink?
Brad: Coffee please.
Megan: Coffee and some orange juice, please.
With that the server walks away to get their drinks in while they look at the menu. Brad scans for anything with pancakes, trying to fulfill that holy quest for them. Megan looks like she already knows what she wants, putting the menu off to the side. The coffee and juice is there now, Brad taking a sip while Megan orders.
Megan: I'd like a banana nut muffin with a side of bacon, please.
Server: And for you sir?
Brad: Steak and eggs please. Oh and I'd like extra pancakes. Scrambled eggs and breakfast potatoes. Thanks.
He offers a smile as the server scurries off to get their order in. Brad takes another sip of his coffee before putting his arms on the table wishing this hangover would go away. Megan grabs his hands and moves them around.
Megan: Big night tonight.
Brad: Yeah, sure. Just another match. Another new guy, no respect given to people like me, gotta beat the shit out of him. Same ole. But he seems to think that I'm past the time given to me in this promotion. Yep, thirty two years old and I'm already done with professional wrestling in his eyes. Seems a little asinine but he's only eighteen or so. So when he was four, I was busy being a father. When he was eight, you were graduating with honors from college. When he was twelve I was already wrestling for a year. When he was sixteen, I was on top of the world. So how does he figure that I'm already finished? Only been doing this for seven years.
She nods her head in agreement.
Megan: Not too mention you'll accomplish more then he ever will. Plus you're better looking, have a loving family and have a huge penis!
A few older ladies next to them look over a little shocked to hear something like that in public. Brad sees them staring at him while Megan starts to giggle.
Brad: I fail to see how that goes with wrestling but you like it. Fact remains that after tonight, Roy Speede means nothing to me. His buddy means even less. This is simply a way for me to get back to my home. WCF. Along the way I get to take care of a disrespectful little ass who hasn't the foggiest of what he's in for. Almost a little sad...
Megan: Really?
Brad: Yeah, it is. He has to scream those five letters into a microphone while everyone starts to laugh at him. They'll point and laugh for days on end knowing that he gave up. It'll be pretty fantastic. Plus when I get done, you're gonna be screaming five letters yourself...
More giggles from Megan. It's what she does.
Megan: I'm certain they won't be I Quit.
Brad: Oh they won't be. You'll have fun watching me take apart these kids tonight. Their families won't but mine will. For now though, let's just enjoy the day until then. Get you to a mall.
Her face lights up like a Christmas tree.
Megan: REALLY?! I can go shopping?!
Brad: Yes. But we have to be there like a five so we'll go after we eat.
Right as he says that, food arrives. Tons of food for Brad and a nice muffin for Megan. I could put in a muff joke but I think I'll pass for now. So many pancakes for Brad and so little time to eat them. He knows what must be done tonight. Has to make that moron quit. And his little buddy too.
