Post by Deleted on May 13, 2011 6:01:35 GMT -5
The scene opens up in an office. The name plate on the desk in the room that reads 'John Borroughs', the real name of Gravedigger, means this is obviously taking place at his night club called The Graveyard. A door is heard opening behind the cameraman and he turns around to see Gravedigger entering the room.
Gravedigger: Well, well, well, you have finally arrived. And as I'm sure most of the WCF fans are saying that so have I finally arrived on camera. At the last minute to speak on my match. My match with Brad Kane against these guys called Club Cool. First of all...Club Cool? What the hell kind of name is that for a tag team? Club Cool sounds like something a teenager came up with or something that his mother gave her child. 'Yes, darling, you and your friend look so cute together in your club house. If you need a name, why not call it Club Cool because you guys are so cool!"
See, there's the problem Roy Speede and Alex Haden, you two seem to think you're cool. Well I'm here to tell you that you're not cool. You're nothing. In a matter of days, you both lost your United States championship and your tag team belts. You showed the world that your title reigns were nothing more than a fluke. You showed everyone you didn't deserve to wear those belts.
Since you were so kind as to do all this research on myself, Mr. Speede, you should have also seen that not only am I a multiple time tag champion and world champion...I also at one point held those titles simultaneously. So I have already one-upped everything you've done here in WCF. You also forget that I have defeated almost every major name in WCF history. I have also won the War event. I have won the United States title but I guess you forgot that underneath the mask of Hector Rodriguez was me. That shows how half-assed your little history lesson was researched. Half-assed also being the description of your in-ring skills as well.
The one glaring mistake in your little history lesson of myself was when you were talking about how the one thing I haven't done is defeat you. First of all, could you be any more cliched here? The ONE thing I haven't done is defeat YOU? Actually, I haven't defeated Torture. I haven't held EVERY title simultaneously. I haven't held the TV title. I haven't held the hardcore title. I haven't been to New Zealand. There's many things I haven't done, but yet you think that it's the fact that I haven't defeated you. I could have no-showed XIII tonight and it wouldn't have blemished my career at all. Hell, I could have showed up tonight, immediately grabbed a mic and said I Quit, leaving Brad Kane by himself against you both...which I think he still could have handled well and I would still be able to sleep fine and have an untarnished career here in WCF.
Let's take this a step further. I could give it my all tonight and put everything into the match tonight, still fall in defeat and I would STILL be able to sleep at night. You put all this importance for myself into this match. You put all this importance for Brad Kane into this match tonight. The thing is, the only people the match is important for is you and your buddy Alex Haden. You both are the ones that are relatively new. You're the ones that haven't really proven themselves. You think a tag team title reign is proof that you're the best? Please, it means nothing.
This match for myself and Brad Kane is nothing more than a way to inflict pain and punishment upon you. That's what will happen. I've heard the rumors and the stories likely started by you and Haden about how you supposedly retired me. I've heard the rumors and stories backstage about how I'd not even show up tonight, about how no one has seen the real Gravedigger in a while. Well, here I am, for one night only. The very best Gravedigger anyone can get.
Roy Speede, you seem to be having trouble saying the words "I Quit". As I said the other week when I attacked you along with my brother, don't worry about saying those words. As I have been saying all along, I will kill you. I'm saying this again while being videotaped. I have already called the police who will be present at the event. I have already called the local hospital who will have a pair of gurneys ready near ringside. I have even gone to the local funeral home and picked out a lovely pair of caskets for Club Cool. I even paid half of it so you guys don't use most of your life insurance paying for them. I even pre-recorded a eulogy where I speak very highly of you both and have given it to the funeral director to be played at your funerals. I even sing Amazing Grace at the end of it. To steal a line of the song, how sweet it is.....to hear the sound of your bones breaking, you screaming out in pain...and then nothing but silence.
Weeks ago when you won our tag team title match, I yelled out the words 'I QUIT!' afterwards. I went ahead and got mine out of the way so that tonight, I won't need to say them. Tonight is the end for you. After tonight, the question will be if you'll be able to ever wrestle again here in WCF. No matter if that's due to shame, an injury or even death. Tonight, Brad Kane and myself will destroy you both. Neither one of you will quit this match, you'll be too broken, bloody and destroyed to say anything. This match will end because you two won't be able to even move.
Tonight, Brad Kane and myself have nothing to lose. You and Alex Haden have everything to prove...
The scene fades to black.
Gravedigger: Well, well, well, you have finally arrived. And as I'm sure most of the WCF fans are saying that so have I finally arrived on camera. At the last minute to speak on my match. My match with Brad Kane against these guys called Club Cool. First of all...Club Cool? What the hell kind of name is that for a tag team? Club Cool sounds like something a teenager came up with or something that his mother gave her child. 'Yes, darling, you and your friend look so cute together in your club house. If you need a name, why not call it Club Cool because you guys are so cool!"
See, there's the problem Roy Speede and Alex Haden, you two seem to think you're cool. Well I'm here to tell you that you're not cool. You're nothing. In a matter of days, you both lost your United States championship and your tag team belts. You showed the world that your title reigns were nothing more than a fluke. You showed everyone you didn't deserve to wear those belts.
Since you were so kind as to do all this research on myself, Mr. Speede, you should have also seen that not only am I a multiple time tag champion and world champion...I also at one point held those titles simultaneously. So I have already one-upped everything you've done here in WCF. You also forget that I have defeated almost every major name in WCF history. I have also won the War event. I have won the United States title but I guess you forgot that underneath the mask of Hector Rodriguez was me. That shows how half-assed your little history lesson was researched. Half-assed also being the description of your in-ring skills as well.
The one glaring mistake in your little history lesson of myself was when you were talking about how the one thing I haven't done is defeat you. First of all, could you be any more cliched here? The ONE thing I haven't done is defeat YOU? Actually, I haven't defeated Torture. I haven't held EVERY title simultaneously. I haven't held the TV title. I haven't held the hardcore title. I haven't been to New Zealand. There's many things I haven't done, but yet you think that it's the fact that I haven't defeated you. I could have no-showed XIII tonight and it wouldn't have blemished my career at all. Hell, I could have showed up tonight, immediately grabbed a mic and said I Quit, leaving Brad Kane by himself against you both...which I think he still could have handled well and I would still be able to sleep fine and have an untarnished career here in WCF.
Let's take this a step further. I could give it my all tonight and put everything into the match tonight, still fall in defeat and I would STILL be able to sleep at night. You put all this importance for myself into this match. You put all this importance for Brad Kane into this match tonight. The thing is, the only people the match is important for is you and your buddy Alex Haden. You both are the ones that are relatively new. You're the ones that haven't really proven themselves. You think a tag team title reign is proof that you're the best? Please, it means nothing.
This match for myself and Brad Kane is nothing more than a way to inflict pain and punishment upon you. That's what will happen. I've heard the rumors and the stories likely started by you and Haden about how you supposedly retired me. I've heard the rumors and stories backstage about how I'd not even show up tonight, about how no one has seen the real Gravedigger in a while. Well, here I am, for one night only. The very best Gravedigger anyone can get.
Roy Speede, you seem to be having trouble saying the words "I Quit". As I said the other week when I attacked you along with my brother, don't worry about saying those words. As I have been saying all along, I will kill you. I'm saying this again while being videotaped. I have already called the police who will be present at the event. I have already called the local hospital who will have a pair of gurneys ready near ringside. I have even gone to the local funeral home and picked out a lovely pair of caskets for Club Cool. I even paid half of it so you guys don't use most of your life insurance paying for them. I even pre-recorded a eulogy where I speak very highly of you both and have given it to the funeral director to be played at your funerals. I even sing Amazing Grace at the end of it. To steal a line of the song, how sweet it is.....to hear the sound of your bones breaking, you screaming out in pain...and then nothing but silence.
Weeks ago when you won our tag team title match, I yelled out the words 'I QUIT!' afterwards. I went ahead and got mine out of the way so that tonight, I won't need to say them. Tonight is the end for you. After tonight, the question will be if you'll be able to ever wrestle again here in WCF. No matter if that's due to shame, an injury or even death. Tonight, Brad Kane and myself will destroy you both. Neither one of you will quit this match, you'll be too broken, bloody and destroyed to say anything. This match will end because you two won't be able to even move.
Tonight, Brad Kane and myself have nothing to lose. You and Alex Haden have everything to prove...
The scene fades to black.
