Post by Corey Black on May 12, 2011 22:41:06 GMT -5
CD has decided that fancy intros are useless. He's standing in front of a WCF banner. Diet Coke in his left hand.
Creeping Death: Kash, are you dipshited? Let's get one thing straight, first and foremost. The past matters. Saying it's not is every newb asshole's way of getting under my skin, and it won't work anymore. You would be in some podunk crap federation right now if it wasn't for the likes of myself, Brad Kane, and Torture. Probably something lame sounding like Danger House Wrestling. Anyway, my point is, you saying all that is null and void. Always has been, always will be. Sure, the future matters, but there is no future without a past. See what I'm saying, Doc Brown? It's not rocket science. Hell, it's not even chemistry. It just makes sense.
The fact is, nobody wants to be around you. Everyone that has followed you here has mysteriously vanished. Why? Because you suck and nobody likes you. They're all like "oh man, Kash found this kickass place! No way he'll stick around long enough to make an impact, I should follow him and laugh when he leaves like a bitch." And then ... boom, you leave like a bitch, you just stick around long enough for them to get annoyed by the fact that they are pegged as your friends as soon as they join.
I know for a fact that your contract wasn't up. You don't think I am in contact with BOTH Seth Lerch and Mark Markman? It is no secret that I have heavy influence around here, Kash, I know my stuff. You got pissy because the boys in the back didn't like your attitude and you jetted. That's fine, I'm glad you came back and handled yourself differently, but never undermind the fact that you bailed like Jay Price's pants at a gay bar. Hit the ground running you wanted out so bad.
I don't need to rundown the show anymore. I said what I wanted to say about each match, something I have not done yet. Did you make that up, too? Seems like you knew what I was going to say before I even said it. It's funny, though, because you keep spewing this bullshit when you know for a fact that I can wave my finger and you're gone. The entire locker room will empty and you will never be heard from again. It's not that everyone likes me that much, or they're afraid of me, it's that they hate you. Every last person, in one way or another, wants you gone. This is my service to WCF, if it's my last and dying breath, you'll be out of here for good.
Before you respond, think about this. This isn't a penis waving contest. I'm not trying to get in your head. I will take your TV Title and humilate you on my very own fucking stage. If it isn't for WCF, and it isn't for the boys in the back, well it's...
...because I can.
Fade.
Creeping Death: Kash, are you dipshited? Let's get one thing straight, first and foremost. The past matters. Saying it's not is every newb asshole's way of getting under my skin, and it won't work anymore. You would be in some podunk crap federation right now if it wasn't for the likes of myself, Brad Kane, and Torture. Probably something lame sounding like Danger House Wrestling. Anyway, my point is, you saying all that is null and void. Always has been, always will be. Sure, the future matters, but there is no future without a past. See what I'm saying, Doc Brown? It's not rocket science. Hell, it's not even chemistry. It just makes sense.
The fact is, nobody wants to be around you. Everyone that has followed you here has mysteriously vanished. Why? Because you suck and nobody likes you. They're all like "oh man, Kash found this kickass place! No way he'll stick around long enough to make an impact, I should follow him and laugh when he leaves like a bitch." And then ... boom, you leave like a bitch, you just stick around long enough for them to get annoyed by the fact that they are pegged as your friends as soon as they join.
I know for a fact that your contract wasn't up. You don't think I am in contact with BOTH Seth Lerch and Mark Markman? It is no secret that I have heavy influence around here, Kash, I know my stuff. You got pissy because the boys in the back didn't like your attitude and you jetted. That's fine, I'm glad you came back and handled yourself differently, but never undermind the fact that you bailed like Jay Price's pants at a gay bar. Hit the ground running you wanted out so bad.
I don't need to rundown the show anymore. I said what I wanted to say about each match, something I have not done yet. Did you make that up, too? Seems like you knew what I was going to say before I even said it. It's funny, though, because you keep spewing this bullshit when you know for a fact that I can wave my finger and you're gone. The entire locker room will empty and you will never be heard from again. It's not that everyone likes me that much, or they're afraid of me, it's that they hate you. Every last person, in one way or another, wants you gone. This is my service to WCF, if it's my last and dying breath, you'll be out of here for good.
Before you respond, think about this. This isn't a penis waving contest. I'm not trying to get in your head. I will take your TV Title and humilate you on my very own fucking stage. If it isn't for WCF, and it isn't for the boys in the back, well it's...
...because I can.
Fade.
