Post by Oblivion on May 6, 2011 23:40:47 GMT -5
~._-*Your eyes are forced closed, but your ears are open. You are transcending into... into a place of unknown, for the moment, you are to believe it's an unknown destination. Your senses are heightened. But, you are now free. Now, you can open your eyes. You are now.... home. Free at last! Free at last! Thank Greenfever Almighty, you're now... free, at last. You are surrounded by a forest. Trees, of all kinds, bare of leaves and fruit. The trees seemed to be void of life. Breathe in, through your nose. You can smell the death surrounding you. Smell, the dirt and it's inhabitants. Grubs and worms. You can hear them burrowing into the dirt. Your hands thrusts down, deep into the rain soaked soil. With a huge scoop of dirt, you observe the little dirt eaters squirming around. You smile, briefly, before devouring the little grubs and worms, for a light snack. With a quick gulp, the little earth munchers are quickly plunging towards the stomach acids. Screaming in pain, they are slowly being digested, if the grinding teeth didn't kill them first. At first, you regret your little impulsive decision. Your stomach begins to complain. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?
Now, this is where your journey begins. You observe the intense darkness, that surrounds you. The little light, that does peek through the barren tree branches, is bright and vivid. Despite the stubborn sunlight, the darkness creeps in closer, as you continue to walk deeper into the woods. The deeper you get, the darker it gets. You are relaxed and at ease. You begin to slightly sweat as you begin to notice the shadows shifting. You hear the sound of children playing. You don't notice, but your God is with you. You sense it. As you wander ahead, you see something atrocious. Something so horrifying, that if you compared it to the personal company you have associated yourself with, this is.... AB-SO-LUTE-LY NOTHING!!! The bleak and the darkness begin to evaporate. NO-O-O-O!! NO!! NOT THIS!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT WAS HOLY!! DON'T LET THIS BE TRUE!! The pain, in your stomach, has intensified. The dismal existence, that surrounded you, is no more. You have been thrown into Hell. You begin to hear voices. HOLY CRAP!! WHAT IN THE HELL, IS THIS NONSENSE?!
Bold and bright colors attack your senses. Your eyes glance over and you see singing flowers. Your hearing is under attack, by the most horrifying song in human existence.... IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL... IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL.... IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL... IT'S A SMALL... SMALL.... WORLD, The voices, inside your head are screaming in terror! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE THE SINGING STOP!! That horrible song keeps rattling around inside your head! No matter how hard you try, you cannot escape it!! You don't have a choice, you must continue your journey. Is it possible? How can this be possible? You seem to have stumbled into some kind of sickening existence.WHAT KIND OF DEMON CREATED THIS WORLD?! BRIGHT COLORS, CHEERY MUSIC?! MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP NOW!!Is it possible that you are having some kind of allergic reaction to the earth munchers you devoured earlier? Maybe you digested some kind of hallucinogenic material, such as mushrooms. That has to be it!! Has to be! How else would you explain this cartoon Hell? That is not the worst of it, by far. THIS IS.....*-_.~
Distant voices: HO-HI-I-I-I-I!!! HO-HI-I-I-I-I!!![/color]
~._-*Several feet away, you notice seven small men, stepping in perfect rhythm...*-_.~
Seven little men:HO-HI! HO-HI!! THE TIME FOR THE CHAMP IS NIGH!! HE'LL TRY AND FIGHT AND FIGHT AND TRY! HO-HI! HO-HI HO-HI HO-HI!![/color]
~._-*The seven small men are walking down a small stoned path. They are walking into your direction. With each step, their individual features are becoming more prominent. The first one, in line, has a short beard, a red tunic, brown hat and glasses. This one is named Professor. The irritating and grating Professor rubs people the wrong way, with his "know-it-all" attitude. One by one, these seven little men are being recognized, as they begin to say something to you...*-_.~
Professor: Jay Williams' championship reign will last only 19 days.[/color]
~._-*As they continue to sing and march, the next one comes up. Timid has a long beard, a green hat and long eye lashes. There is a loud noise...*-_.~
Timid: HOLY SH*T!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?[/color]
~._-*Timid cautiously walks away, still looking around on what caused that loud noise. Timid is shaking with fear Right behind Timid, is Stoner. He is beardless and is wearing a green tunic, purple hat and he has slightly enormous ears. Stoner slinks up with a glazed expression across his face.*-_.~
Stoner: Wow, man! Everything is so-o bright, man![/color]
~._-*Stoner grabs something, in front of himself and says...*-_.~
Stoner: I love you, man! Got any brownies, man?!?[/color]
~._-*Disappointed, Stoner just shuffles away. The next individual walks up and looks like he has been suffering from narcolepsy. Drowsy has a long beard, a green top, blue hat, and heavy eyelids.*-_.~
Drowsy: I need me a pick me up!! Got coffee? <snort...Z-Z-Z!!>[/color]
~._-*The person behind Drowsy nudges him, he wakes up and moves ahead. The next small person moves along. Swishy has a short beard, a brown top, an orange headpiece, with a smile and a wink.*-_.~
Swishy: Hi-e-e-e-e!![/color]
~._-*Swishy just waves rapidly with his right hand, with his pinky finger sticking straight up. He kisses towards you, but you step back. Swishy says in his squeaky voice...*-_.~
Swishy: My, oh my! I abtholutely LO-O-OVE what you've done with yourthelf!! Toodles!![/color]
~._-*Swishy just squeaks, then giggles, with his dainty hand over his mouth, as he scampers and skips away. The next individual has a long beard, a red tunic, brown hat, and a scowl across his face. Dickey pushes Swishy forward...*-_.~
Dicky: Move it, pansy!![/color]
~._-*Dicky stops and slowly turns to his right and says...*-_.~
Dicky: What the F*CK you looking at?!?![/color]
~._-*Dicky's face becomes distorted. You become confused, but curious, at the same time. Dicky looks disgusted at you, then just storms away, as the next and last person comes slowly walking up. This person looks pale and is apparently ill. Hatch Ivey has a short beard, an orange headpiece, and is wearing an white hospital gown with blue specks on it. He continuously coughs in a napkin. His skin is pale and has a slight yellow hue to it.*-_.~
Hatch Ivey: I get my medicine from Stoner. Who's gonna say anything. I'm a deadman walking....[/color]
~._-*The seven little men just walk away, singing. Just singing...*-_.~
The seven little men: HO-HI-I-I-I-I!!! HO-HI-I-I-I-I!!![/color]
~._-*You are approached by people, who are dressed in red leotards, similar to super heroes. With their red costumes on, you look at them with amazement, but with curiosity. The one obvious alpha male has tremendous strength and heightened resistance to harm. He also has enhanced senses. He senses something odd about you. His name is Mr. Stupendous. The oldest woman, apparently is "with" the older male. Rubberchick can stretch any part of her body up to 100’ (30 m) and can be 1 mm thin. She can also reshape her body in a variety of ways, which makes Mr. Stupendous a VERY happy man! The younger looking female, maybe the daughter to the two older people. Mauve stuck at the crossroads between girl and womanhood. She desperately wants to be like everyone else. She desires to blend in with normal people. She does not want to stand out, like some kind of freak. She can turn herself invisible, and generate spherical force fields to protect herself. She can also levitate extremely heavy objects. The interiors of the force fields have an anti-gravitational effect, allowing Mauve to levitate inside. Next to her is a young boy. His name is Speedy. Speedy is a speedster and can also, at a high rate of speed, cannot endure any damage to himself. And finally, the baby. Let's not forget....THE BABY!! John-John, seems to not have any powers, at first glance. But, THIS baby is a shape-shifter. He can shift into shape his little baby imagination allows.
The superheroes look at you, as you look back at them. You cannot believe your eyes. Everything seems to be moving so fast. What's real and what's not. Rubberchick is shifting around, like a loose piece of taffy. Mr. Stupendous roars out. With each roar, it causes a sound wave, which rushes right through you. Mr. Stupendous pounds his own chest, before ripping out a large tree nearby. Things seems to moving quickly, then slowing down to nearly a crawl. Then, within seconds, things move quickly again. Speedy takes off in a flash, but you seem to watch every step in slow motion. What is going on?!? Where am I? Things, like this, should NOT be happening! Muave disappears then reappears closer, as she moved a few feet towards you. She disappears then appears closer. She disappears, then now she is just a a few inches away from you. She holds up her right hand, in front of your face, as she rolls her eyes. No fear, what so ever. She disappears, then reappears next to her family. John-John squeals, like a baby, but shifts into a roaring lion. The form, of the baby is then transformed into an elephant, which trumpets out, loudly, then transformed back into a roaring lion. Within seconds the baby transformed into several entities. The baby puts it right index finger on it's mouth, begins to gurgle. John-John then has this blank look, across his face. All of a sudden, the baby looks as if he's really concentrating about something. John-John looks as if he is straining. Then, you hear it. The sound of a baby fart. That's when the smell hits you. One more grunt from the baby, as your eyes are forced upon this poo-making machine The baby grunts one more time, then the baby's diaper, in an instant, quickly expands five sizes bigger than it was.
The smell is horrible, as the baby's diaper explodes, as a green fog rolls over you. You're hacking up a lung. Then, when the fog disappears, everyone is gone. Everything is swirling, there is a knot in your throat, as now your head is pounding down like a drum. While, you stand there with a confused feeling come over you, you rub your eyes. As you open your eyes, you think you see a tall fuzzy blue monster standing next to a green short one eyed monster. Both objects are swirling around and changing colors. They don't say anything to you, they just walk away. The monsters look back at you, before disappearing right in front of you. A feeling of dizziness overcomes you. You're not in your right mind. You try to adjust your eyes. But, standing in front of you is a blue giant in movie style Arabian clothing, that include boots that curl up, at the toes.*-_.~
The Big Blue Thing: WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?[/color]
~._-*You stand there looking up, getting pissed off. Who in the Hell is this THING, asking who disturbs HIS slumber? F*CK HIM!! No in fact, that big blue thing asshole can kiss your....*-_.~
The Big Blue Thing: The One who disturbed my slumber, I am granting you three wishes.[/color]
~._-*You stand there looking up, without any hesitations, you say....THE WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! You say it, three times. Now, granted, you don't need three wishes to capture the championship, but if a blue giant is staring down at you, pissed off and asked you what three things that you wish for, you tell him the truth! You cannot believe your eyes. You rub your eyes, as they are now dry and itchy. Once, you remove your hands from your face, the big blue thingie is now gone.[/color] WHAT THE F*CK?!?You seemed disoriented and confused. Your general surroundings are spinning around. The more you try to concentrate, the more you lose control of reality. There is not a specific thing, that you can visually lock onto. Everything is becoming a blur, a spinning blur. Your world is spinning and spinnING AND SPINNING AND....*-_.~
God: HEY!![/color]
~._-*Your surroundings have become visual. Your eyes have now opened. There is a glare of sunshine into your eyes. A shadow of a being looks down at you. The sun is in your eyes.*-_.~
God: Hey, you!! You okay?!?[/color]
Oblivion: Oblivion thinks so! Doesn't look like Stephan Johnson's body can handle hallucinations, tho.[/color]
~._-*Oblivion quickly sits up and shakes IT's head in confusion. Oblivion blurts out....*-_.~
Oblivion: Seven dwarfs!! The Incredibles!! Aladdin!![/color]
God: WHO?!?[/color]
Oblivion: STONER!! DICKEY!! HATCH I-I-I-IVEY-Y-Y-Y!![/color]
~._-*Oblivion looks around in a panic. Where is that sickening forest? Where are the singing flowers? The bright colors are gone. You have been in the dark forest the whole time. Those mushrooms over took you. Even under you mask, you look green. you make a mad dash to a nearby tree. Oblivion clutches onto a tree as he throws up. There are a few pieces of mushroom in Oblivion's vomit. But, once the vomit hits the ground, the ground begins to burn. Your God looks down at you. Oblivion slowly stands up, as IT wipes the strand of vomit from IT's lips.*-_.~
Oblivion: You ready for Baines and recapturing YOUR Hardcore Championship?!?![/color]
Greenfever: HELL YES!!! YOU ready to kill Jay Williams to capture your second WCF World Championship?!?[/color]
Oblivion: HELL YEAH!! HELL F*CKIN' YEAH!! WCF is expecting Williams to retain the world title and move ahead to D-Day! Well, it's to f*cking bad for Donny Boy!! Because Jay F*ckin' Williams is going get his ass kicked by The Dark One!! That's right, I said it!! WCF, listen up and pay attention!! Jay.... F*ckin'.... Williams.... getting his.... ass.... kicked!!! Simple, as that!! Nothing else, nothing more!! WCF should not expect Jay Williams verses D-Day, for the World Championship, it will be D-Day verses Oblivion for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship!! The dawn of The Conspiracy is upon WCF. The monsters of everyone's nightmares are about to take over and there is no one that can do anything about it!! NO ONE!! Greenfever is gonna kill Phillip Baines! You think Oblivion is lying?! You think Oblivion is f*cking around?! This sh*t is serious!! You are putting WCF's madmen in a situation of power!! The Shadow Conspiracy are already WCF World Tag Team Champions!! At XIII, Greenfever will be a three time Hardcore Champion and Oblivion will become a two time WCF World Heavyweight Champion!!
The shift of power will shift over to The Conspiracy!! WE WILL RULE THIS BITCH!! Get in our way, we dare ya!! We f*ckin' double dog dare ya!![/color]
~._-*Oblivion drops to his knees and act if he is praying. But.....*-_.~
Oblivion: WE ARE BEGGING YOU... PLEASE GET IN OUR FACES!! We will destroy you and toss you aside, like a piece of f*ckin' garbage!! Jay Williams, if you are not sh*tting your pants now, you will be, by the time XIII comes around. Just thinking about facing Oblivion in Falls Count Anywhere Match is making you lose sleep. Jay Williams is tossing around in bed, scared to death. Drenched in sweat, having nightmares about Oblivion reaching down and tearing out his heart and devouring his soul!! Jay Williams, it would be a lot easier that you just crawl on your knees and hand over the world title over to Oblivion. It will save you a whole world of pain and suffering!! You think this is just a bunch of words coming out of Oblivion's mouth. You think Oblivion is just standing here wasting IT's time, while you act like you aren't scared to death, that bits and pieces of your body are gonna be thrown all over Water Works. Pieces of body hanging off walls. Jay Williams' left eye hanging off a bathroom stall door hinge. And ear in the toilet. His right pinky in the popcorn machine in the concession stand. His large intestine wrapped around the polish sausages. Blood everywhere!
MY GOD, HOW IN THE HELL IS JAY WILLIAMS GONNA SURVIVE OBLIVION? HOW IN THE HELL?!? Know how? He's not! Jay Williams is soft! He's a paper champion!! Oblivion will expose him, as the fraud he truly is!! You hear that, Williams?! YOU'RE SOFT AS TOILET TISSUE!!! What are you gonna do about it?! NOT A DAMN THING!! You will bow down, to your true master and kiss Oblivion's ass! Oblivion is gonna dominate you from bell to bell. From one corner, of the arena, to the other. Bloody body parts are gonna be everywhere! Remember that, WCF!! Remember here first. Oblivion warned you!! Once Jay Williams starts talking trash, all that is gonna do is add fuel to the fire!! So, Jay Williams, champ, go ahead and talk your sh*t! It won't matter. It's just words!! But, what Oblivion is saying is the prophecy of The Shadow Conspiracy!! What we say, goes!! What we say will happen... HAPPENS!!
The war of the words begin now, Williams. You cannot escape the inevitable. Oblivion can see the headlines now.... THE PSYCHOTIC MADMAN OBLIVION DEFEATS THE ROCKSTAR JAY WILLIAMS!!! And how, in the world, can you prevent your true destiny?! YOU CAN'T! YOUR ASS IS GRASS. JUST LIKE JASON KASH, WHEN THERE'S GRASS YOU SMOKE IT!! Williams, you're already done!! Face it!! But, that's okay. I have a few minutes to prove my point. Oblivion is more SUPERIOR than you will ever be!! At XIII, it will suck to be you. I bet no one will switch places with you! The one person who truly knows Oblivion's power and he is Oblivion's tag team partner....GREENFEVER!! I'm done talking, for now!! The only thing left to say is..... YOU CAN CHOKE.... ON..... THAT.....[/color]
~._-*You hear shuffling. You see baby John-John crawl up to the camera. He uses the camera to stand up, on his legs. He wobbles back and forth, until he can stand up on his own two little legs. He grabs at the camera and speaks....*-_.~
John-John: BII-I-ITCHE-EE-EES!![/color]
~._-*Baby John-John standing to the camera, wearing baby sized Oblivion t-shirt. with his little right hand, he grabs his crotch! He ends up, flipping the bird. With out any warning, Oblivion pops IT's head into the camera view...*-_.~
Oblivion: JAY WILLIAMS!!! Take this time to reflect. All your accomplishments, are nothing. They are in the past! Oblivion, on the other hand, is a rising star, in WCF. Defeating you is nothing more than the formality!! Enough talking, Oblivion out!![/color]
-.-[SCENE FADES TO BLACK]-.-
Now, this is where your journey begins. You observe the intense darkness, that surrounds you. The little light, that does peek through the barren tree branches, is bright and vivid. Despite the stubborn sunlight, the darkness creeps in closer, as you continue to walk deeper into the woods. The deeper you get, the darker it gets. You are relaxed and at ease. You begin to slightly sweat as you begin to notice the shadows shifting. You hear the sound of children playing. You don't notice, but your God is with you. You sense it. As you wander ahead, you see something atrocious. Something so horrifying, that if you compared it to the personal company you have associated yourself with, this is.... AB-SO-LUTE-LY NOTHING!!! The bleak and the darkness begin to evaporate. NO-O-O-O!! NO!! NOT THIS!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT WAS HOLY!! DON'T LET THIS BE TRUE!! The pain, in your stomach, has intensified. The dismal existence, that surrounded you, is no more. You have been thrown into Hell. You begin to hear voices. HOLY CRAP!! WHAT IN THE HELL, IS THIS NONSENSE?!
Bold and bright colors attack your senses. Your eyes glance over and you see singing flowers. Your hearing is under attack, by the most horrifying song in human existence.... IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL... IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL.... IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL... IT'S A SMALL... SMALL.... WORLD, The voices, inside your head are screaming in terror! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE THE SINGING STOP!! That horrible song keeps rattling around inside your head! No matter how hard you try, you cannot escape it!! You don't have a choice, you must continue your journey. Is it possible? How can this be possible? You seem to have stumbled into some kind of sickening existence.WHAT KIND OF DEMON CREATED THIS WORLD?! BRIGHT COLORS, CHEERY MUSIC?! MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP NOW!!Is it possible that you are having some kind of allergic reaction to the earth munchers you devoured earlier? Maybe you digested some kind of hallucinogenic material, such as mushrooms. That has to be it!! Has to be! How else would you explain this cartoon Hell? That is not the worst of it, by far. THIS IS.....*-_.~
Distant voices: HO-HI-I-I-I-I!!! HO-HI-I-I-I-I!!![/color]
~._-*Several feet away, you notice seven small men, stepping in perfect rhythm...*-_.~
Seven little men:HO-HI! HO-HI!! THE TIME FOR THE CHAMP IS NIGH!! HE'LL TRY AND FIGHT AND FIGHT AND TRY! HO-HI! HO-HI HO-HI HO-HI!![/color]
~._-*The seven small men are walking down a small stoned path. They are walking into your direction. With each step, their individual features are becoming more prominent. The first one, in line, has a short beard, a red tunic, brown hat and glasses. This one is named Professor. The irritating and grating Professor rubs people the wrong way, with his "know-it-all" attitude. One by one, these seven little men are being recognized, as they begin to say something to you...*-_.~
Professor: Jay Williams' championship reign will last only 19 days.[/color]
~._-*As they continue to sing and march, the next one comes up. Timid has a long beard, a green hat and long eye lashes. There is a loud noise...*-_.~
BANG!!!
Timid: HOLY SH*T!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?[/color]
~._-*Timid cautiously walks away, still looking around on what caused that loud noise. Timid is shaking with fear Right behind Timid, is Stoner. He is beardless and is wearing a green tunic, purple hat and he has slightly enormous ears. Stoner slinks up with a glazed expression across his face.*-_.~
Stoner: Wow, man! Everything is so-o bright, man![/color]
~._-*Stoner grabs something, in front of himself and says...*-_.~
Stoner: I love you, man! Got any brownies, man?!?[/color]
~._-*Disappointed, Stoner just shuffles away. The next individual walks up and looks like he has been suffering from narcolepsy. Drowsy has a long beard, a green top, blue hat, and heavy eyelids.*-_.~
Drowsy: I need me a pick me up!! Got coffee? <snort...Z-Z-Z!!>[/color]
~._-*The person behind Drowsy nudges him, he wakes up and moves ahead. The next small person moves along. Swishy has a short beard, a brown top, an orange headpiece, with a smile and a wink.*-_.~
Swishy: Hi-e-e-e-e!![/color]
~._-*Swishy just waves rapidly with his right hand, with his pinky finger sticking straight up. He kisses towards you, but you step back. Swishy says in his squeaky voice...*-_.~
Swishy: My, oh my! I abtholutely LO-O-OVE what you've done with yourthelf!! Toodles!![/color]
~._-*Swishy just squeaks, then giggles, with his dainty hand over his mouth, as he scampers and skips away. The next individual has a long beard, a red tunic, brown hat, and a scowl across his face. Dickey pushes Swishy forward...*-_.~
Dicky: Move it, pansy!![/color]
~._-*Dicky stops and slowly turns to his right and says...*-_.~
Dicky: What the F*CK you looking at?!?![/color]
~._-*Dicky's face becomes distorted. You become confused, but curious, at the same time. Dicky looks disgusted at you, then just storms away, as the next and last person comes slowly walking up. This person looks pale and is apparently ill. Hatch Ivey has a short beard, an orange headpiece, and is wearing an white hospital gown with blue specks on it. He continuously coughs in a napkin. His skin is pale and has a slight yellow hue to it.*-_.~
Hatch Ivey: I get my medicine from Stoner. Who's gonna say anything. I'm a deadman walking....[/color]
~._-*The seven little men just walk away, singing. Just singing...*-_.~
The seven little men: HO-HI-I-I-I-I!!! HO-HI-I-I-I-I!!![/color]
~._-*You are approached by people, who are dressed in red leotards, similar to super heroes. With their red costumes on, you look at them with amazement, but with curiosity. The one obvious alpha male has tremendous strength and heightened resistance to harm. He also has enhanced senses. He senses something odd about you. His name is Mr. Stupendous. The oldest woman, apparently is "with" the older male. Rubberchick can stretch any part of her body up to 100’ (30 m) and can be 1 mm thin. She can also reshape her body in a variety of ways, which makes Mr. Stupendous a VERY happy man! The younger looking female, maybe the daughter to the two older people. Mauve stuck at the crossroads between girl and womanhood. She desperately wants to be like everyone else. She desires to blend in with normal people. She does not want to stand out, like some kind of freak. She can turn herself invisible, and generate spherical force fields to protect herself. She can also levitate extremely heavy objects. The interiors of the force fields have an anti-gravitational effect, allowing Mauve to levitate inside. Next to her is a young boy. His name is Speedy. Speedy is a speedster and can also, at a high rate of speed, cannot endure any damage to himself. And finally, the baby. Let's not forget....THE BABY!! John-John, seems to not have any powers, at first glance. But, THIS baby is a shape-shifter. He can shift into shape his little baby imagination allows.
The superheroes look at you, as you look back at them. You cannot believe your eyes. Everything seems to be moving so fast. What's real and what's not. Rubberchick is shifting around, like a loose piece of taffy. Mr. Stupendous roars out. With each roar, it causes a sound wave, which rushes right through you. Mr. Stupendous pounds his own chest, before ripping out a large tree nearby. Things seems to moving quickly, then slowing down to nearly a crawl. Then, within seconds, things move quickly again. Speedy takes off in a flash, but you seem to watch every step in slow motion. What is going on?!? Where am I? Things, like this, should NOT be happening! Muave disappears then reappears closer, as she moved a few feet towards you. She disappears then appears closer. She disappears, then now she is just a a few inches away from you. She holds up her right hand, in front of your face, as she rolls her eyes. No fear, what so ever. She disappears, then reappears next to her family. John-John squeals, like a baby, but shifts into a roaring lion. The form, of the baby is then transformed into an elephant, which trumpets out, loudly, then transformed back into a roaring lion. Within seconds the baby transformed into several entities. The baby puts it right index finger on it's mouth, begins to gurgle. John-John then has this blank look, across his face. All of a sudden, the baby looks as if he's really concentrating about something. John-John looks as if he is straining. Then, you hear it. The sound of a baby fart. That's when the smell hits you. One more grunt from the baby, as your eyes are forced upon this poo-making machine The baby grunts one more time, then the baby's diaper, in an instant, quickly expands five sizes bigger than it was.
The smell is horrible, as the baby's diaper explodes, as a green fog rolls over you. You're hacking up a lung. Then, when the fog disappears, everyone is gone. Everything is swirling, there is a knot in your throat, as now your head is pounding down like a drum. While, you stand there with a confused feeling come over you, you rub your eyes. As you open your eyes, you think you see a tall fuzzy blue monster standing next to a green short one eyed monster. Both objects are swirling around and changing colors. They don't say anything to you, they just walk away. The monsters look back at you, before disappearing right in front of you. A feeling of dizziness overcomes you. You're not in your right mind. You try to adjust your eyes. But, standing in front of you is a blue giant in movie style Arabian clothing, that include boots that curl up, at the toes.*-_.~
The Big Blue Thing: WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?[/color]
~._-*You stand there looking up, getting pissed off. Who in the Hell is this THING, asking who disturbs HIS slumber? F*CK HIM!! No in fact, that big blue thing asshole can kiss your....*-_.~
The Big Blue Thing: The One who disturbed my slumber, I am granting you three wishes.[/color]
~._-*You stand there looking up, without any hesitations, you say....THE WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! You say it, three times. Now, granted, you don't need three wishes to capture the championship, but if a blue giant is staring down at you, pissed off and asked you what three things that you wish for, you tell him the truth! You cannot believe your eyes. You rub your eyes, as they are now dry and itchy. Once, you remove your hands from your face, the big blue thingie is now gone.[/color] WHAT THE F*CK?!?You seemed disoriented and confused. Your general surroundings are spinning around. The more you try to concentrate, the more you lose control of reality. There is not a specific thing, that you can visually lock onto. Everything is becoming a blur, a spinning blur. Your world is spinning and spinnING AND SPINNING AND....*-_.~
THUD-WHAM!!
God: HEY!![/color]
~._-*Your surroundings have become visual. Your eyes have now opened. There is a glare of sunshine into your eyes. A shadow of a being looks down at you. The sun is in your eyes.*-_.~
God: Hey, you!! You okay?!?[/color]
Oblivion: Oblivion thinks so! Doesn't look like Stephan Johnson's body can handle hallucinations, tho.[/color]
~._-*Oblivion quickly sits up and shakes IT's head in confusion. Oblivion blurts out....*-_.~
Oblivion: Seven dwarfs!! The Incredibles!! Aladdin!![/color]
God: WHO?!?[/color]
Oblivion: STONER!! DICKEY!! HATCH I-I-I-IVEY-Y-Y-Y!![/color]
~._-*Oblivion looks around in a panic. Where is that sickening forest? Where are the singing flowers? The bright colors are gone. You have been in the dark forest the whole time. Those mushrooms over took you. Even under you mask, you look green. you make a mad dash to a nearby tree. Oblivion clutches onto a tree as he throws up. There are a few pieces of mushroom in Oblivion's vomit. But, once the vomit hits the ground, the ground begins to burn. Your God looks down at you. Oblivion slowly stands up, as IT wipes the strand of vomit from IT's lips.*-_.~
Oblivion: You ready for Baines and recapturing YOUR Hardcore Championship?!?![/color]
Greenfever: HELL YES!!! YOU ready to kill Jay Williams to capture your second WCF World Championship?!?[/color]
Oblivion: HELL YEAH!! HELL F*CKIN' YEAH!! WCF is expecting Williams to retain the world title and move ahead to D-Day! Well, it's to f*cking bad for Donny Boy!! Because Jay F*ckin' Williams is going get his ass kicked by The Dark One!! That's right, I said it!! WCF, listen up and pay attention!! Jay.... F*ckin'.... Williams.... getting his.... ass.... kicked!!! Simple, as that!! Nothing else, nothing more!! WCF should not expect Jay Williams verses D-Day, for the World Championship, it will be D-Day verses Oblivion for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship!! The dawn of The Conspiracy is upon WCF. The monsters of everyone's nightmares are about to take over and there is no one that can do anything about it!! NO ONE!! Greenfever is gonna kill Phillip Baines! You think Oblivion is lying?! You think Oblivion is f*cking around?! This sh*t is serious!! You are putting WCF's madmen in a situation of power!! The Shadow Conspiracy are already WCF World Tag Team Champions!! At XIII, Greenfever will be a three time Hardcore Champion and Oblivion will become a two time WCF World Heavyweight Champion!!
The shift of power will shift over to The Conspiracy!! WE WILL RULE THIS BITCH!! Get in our way, we dare ya!! We f*ckin' double dog dare ya!![/color]
~._-*Oblivion drops to his knees and act if he is praying. But.....*-_.~
Oblivion: WE ARE BEGGING YOU... PLEASE GET IN OUR FACES!! We will destroy you and toss you aside, like a piece of f*ckin' garbage!! Jay Williams, if you are not sh*tting your pants now, you will be, by the time XIII comes around. Just thinking about facing Oblivion in Falls Count Anywhere Match is making you lose sleep. Jay Williams is tossing around in bed, scared to death. Drenched in sweat, having nightmares about Oblivion reaching down and tearing out his heart and devouring his soul!! Jay Williams, it would be a lot easier that you just crawl on your knees and hand over the world title over to Oblivion. It will save you a whole world of pain and suffering!! You think this is just a bunch of words coming out of Oblivion's mouth. You think Oblivion is just standing here wasting IT's time, while you act like you aren't scared to death, that bits and pieces of your body are gonna be thrown all over Water Works. Pieces of body hanging off walls. Jay Williams' left eye hanging off a bathroom stall door hinge. And ear in the toilet. His right pinky in the popcorn machine in the concession stand. His large intestine wrapped around the polish sausages. Blood everywhere!
MY GOD, HOW IN THE HELL IS JAY WILLIAMS GONNA SURVIVE OBLIVION? HOW IN THE HELL?!? Know how? He's not! Jay Williams is soft! He's a paper champion!! Oblivion will expose him, as the fraud he truly is!! You hear that, Williams?! YOU'RE SOFT AS TOILET TISSUE!!! What are you gonna do about it?! NOT A DAMN THING!! You will bow down, to your true master and kiss Oblivion's ass! Oblivion is gonna dominate you from bell to bell. From one corner, of the arena, to the other. Bloody body parts are gonna be everywhere! Remember that, WCF!! Remember here first. Oblivion warned you!! Once Jay Williams starts talking trash, all that is gonna do is add fuel to the fire!! So, Jay Williams, champ, go ahead and talk your sh*t! It won't matter. It's just words!! But, what Oblivion is saying is the prophecy of The Shadow Conspiracy!! What we say, goes!! What we say will happen... HAPPENS!!
The war of the words begin now, Williams. You cannot escape the inevitable. Oblivion can see the headlines now.... THE PSYCHOTIC MADMAN OBLIVION DEFEATS THE ROCKSTAR JAY WILLIAMS!!! And how, in the world, can you prevent your true destiny?! YOU CAN'T! YOUR ASS IS GRASS. JUST LIKE JASON KASH, WHEN THERE'S GRASS YOU SMOKE IT!! Williams, you're already done!! Face it!! But, that's okay. I have a few minutes to prove my point. Oblivion is more SUPERIOR than you will ever be!! At XIII, it will suck to be you. I bet no one will switch places with you! The one person who truly knows Oblivion's power and he is Oblivion's tag team partner....GREENFEVER!! I'm done talking, for now!! The only thing left to say is..... YOU CAN CHOKE.... ON..... THAT.....[/color]
~._-*You hear shuffling. You see baby John-John crawl up to the camera. He uses the camera to stand up, on his legs. He wobbles back and forth, until he can stand up on his own two little legs. He grabs at the camera and speaks....*-_.~
John-John: BII-I-ITCHE-EE-EES!![/color]
~._-*Baby John-John standing to the camera, wearing baby sized Oblivion t-shirt. with his little right hand, he grabs his crotch! He ends up, flipping the bird. With out any warning, Oblivion pops IT's head into the camera view...*-_.~
Oblivion: JAY WILLIAMS!!! Take this time to reflect. All your accomplishments, are nothing. They are in the past! Oblivion, on the other hand, is a rising star, in WCF. Defeating you is nothing more than the formality!! Enough talking, Oblivion out!![/color]
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