Post by bishop on Apr 30, 2011 13:55:49 GMT -5
RP1
Battle Royal - 5/2
* The scene opens to that familar small hotel off of Route 66. Nate Bishop is in the bath room with no shirt on, admiring himself, even starting to talk to himself.*
Nate: Nate Bishop, you’re so sexy.
* Nate puckers his lips in front of a bathroom mirror while wearing a press on mustache and cowboy hat. *
Nate: You fell for my deliciously evil plan. Outside interference, the most deadly and devastating kind out interference.. Except for cell phone, that shits just annoying.
* Just then his hooker comes into the bath room and seductively rubs hers arms all over his chest. *
Hooker: Doc baby, I’m hungry; lets get something to eat.
* Nate looks aggravated. *
Nate: I told you not to call me that.
Hooker: Sorry El Diablo es Diabl--
Nate: That is not my name! For now on I’m to be called “ Nate Bishop” for I am the master and the ruler of the world.
“ BIZZT.” * chimes in from the main part of the motel room. *
Nate: Will you get that, I’m in the middle of the something.
* The hooker walks away and takes the card, reading it to Nate. *
Hooker: It says: “ 1996 called, it wants its catch phrase back. “
Nate: You tell that bastid to go fuck himself.
“BIZZT”
* Nate groans. *
Hooker: quote: “ You ain’t trickin me like you did the sheep. “
* The sheep chimes in from near the front door. *
Sheep: BAAHHHH, BAAHHHHH
( wait, what about the sheep?)
Nate: I told you Zoltar, I’m hardcore!
“BIIZZT”
“ like that pipe upside your face the other night.”
Nate: I know, I had get revenge for my savior, Nate Bishop. Now this week I get to go on and get myself a number one contender ship for the World title and soon the whole entire WCF will bow to not only the evils of the devil himself but to the whim of Nate Bishop.
“BIIZZT”
“ Don’t hate the player, hate the game. “
Nate: Damn right!
Sheep: BAAHHHH
( why do I smell chloroform? )
“ BIIZZT”
“ Are you gonna tell the sheep about the other night?”
* Nate laughs as he exit’s the bathroom, taking off the mustache and hat. Walking into the main room shirtless wearing nothing but jeans and a pair of sneakers. No longer is he “ Doc’ but just himself. He approaches the camera and smiles. *
Nate: Yeah, are you gonna tell all the little sheep about the other night? Tell them of your mighty win over Nate Bishop; bought with your murder money? I told you Doc, that even if you were to pin me in the ring that you still aren’t better then me. OHH the devil evil, he’s in effect; right ? He must. PSH. Feel proud and puff out your chest boss. Explosion doesn’t change who you are deep down inside, no matter how much you might want it too. In the three weeks that I’ve been here, I’ve shown that I have the means to get the job done. I’m not here to “climb the ladder”, no. I’m here to destroy it.
When I came here, I came to rep DangerTainment to the fullest. I’ve been told how great this place is but it can’t be that great with out The Chosen Future here to guide it along. Here I am now and got swerved out of two matches. I’m not going to complain about either of them, I’m smart enough to know that a win is a win but Doc we aren’t playing children’s games here. You’ll dangle this accomplishment over your head and frame it up on your little mantle of absolute evil. I know that you didn’t have to bribe Tommy to interfere in our match but you’ll thank him for the assist just the same.
I’ve been thinking that I’ve been going at this game plan all wrong- I shouldn’t be focused on WCF’s pathetic title belts. Weak guys like you need the belts, like Tommy, like Rebb and like DT’s former D-Day. You guys need the titles to make yourself feel important. I just don’t need them. Guys like you, Tommy and D-Day wish to be like me. Tommy wants so badly to be accepted - D-Day just couldn’t learned when he had it made and you just don’t have the heart and guts to do what I can do in that ring. This isn’t about shit kicking guys all over the ring or bleeding- this is going out there and being the best and let me tell you something Doc, guys like you will NEVER be the best because you’re so easily consumed by petty things. If I were a lesser man, then materialistic objects of my affection and greed would have gotten the better of me. The thing about me an about DT is that we just move ahead. We move ahead and we’ll never back down. You may have a few ally’s in the ring next week but I won’t have any an to be honest- fuck em, I don’t need em’.
I don’t need them because you all need me. You all need me for some reason. You need me, to try an attain my god given greatness that your just too stupid to fully comprehend. Tommy needs me to satisfy his own blood feud an ego. I am what he’ll ever be in his entire life, no matter how much he changes. D-Day knows what he had in us but he couldn’t handle what we were about- to be fair, we’re a hard set to rep. Then you have the supposed “Vets” that came here to dominate? Yeah I think they said something about domination. The World Elite? They’re so Elite that the world forgot them yet here they are in this match.
Everyone who ever hoped to be anyone is in those match- except for me because when I came here I was already a somebody but who you? I’ll tell you who Doc is, Docs a man who sold his soul. Whose Tommy? A man who wants me to buy his. Whose World Elite? Nobody cares. This match, this whole company doc is full of nobody, dotted with four real, living, breathing somebody’s- well now its just three. So let me ask you something WCF, let me ask you something: When two of those people hold strong prominence in this little place you call home- what do you think the third is going to do? At first, I wanted that belt, wanted to show up Johnny Rebb and put my foot on all of WCF slowly but surely and crush them. This week though I’m presented with a very unique opportunity. Unique, why? Well Johnny Rebb just lost his title an instead of a rematch, he’s got to fight for it along with the rest of the undeserving.
* Nate puts his finger to his chin for a moment, as if he’s in deep thought.*
Nate: Hmm, With Rebb and D-Day and well, pretty much the rest of the nobodies in this match together that gives me the chance to do what comes naturally and just rise above them. D-Day wants to say that hes the kind of guy that doesn’t like a cut throat, do what it takes attitude- that’s why he’s out of the club. He dares question my ability to take on the battle royal; I question the battle royals ability to take me on. The real is: “ Do fourteen people have what it takes deep down to eliminate me from the match?” The answer to that question is: ‘NO!” Doc, needed a distraction to pull off the most evil and diabolical “ scheme” in wrestling “ history” . Knoxville needs to get DQ’d, D-Day finds himself o the wrong side of the moral high ground and Rebb.. Well.. As great as it might seem on paper but where’s his rematch clause? Was he too obnoxiously arrogant that he didn’t feel that he needed one? Well look where that got him an all the while WCF is just trying to make nice for the severe job after swerve that’s been in my short stint here. That’s all right though WCF- you bring all of this upon yourselves because the views pretty nice from where I’m standing. With mental edge upon mental edge above my opponents I’ve come to attain a level that not one of them can or ever will get too. At explosion I’ll face off against thirteen opponents, some of them proven- others not. What has yet to be seen is how well Nate Bishop will conduct himself.
* Nate starts silent’s laugh to himself. *
Nate: and well for all the evil inbreed hicks out there that couldn’t seem to figure out my message before- let Zoltar spell it out for you.
“ BIZZT”
“ The future is coming, it is here an it has passed you by… believe it…”
Nate: For when we’re all in that ring together, battling out for something that all of you hold dear, I’ll be forever getting the last laugh. In that ring, in that match will be the destruction of the WCF, the destruction I’ll be conducting magnificently. Brick by Brick and soul by soul the WCF will fall. Be it over the ropes or pin fall, WCF’s days are through because I have the ability and power to do so. My speed, cunning, agility, stamina and mental preparation will make sure I see the end of this match is glorious fashion. I’ve come to be known as a specialist in bigger match and the living high profile does not disappoint. This week at slam I’ll fell two birds with nothing but my skills. First the WCF hopeful main event card. Then the WCF itself because that shiny little belt that ya’ll want so bad is just an added bonus. A bonus well deserved an a bonus well earned. Till next we meet again WCF- may you cherish your memories while I still allow you to keep em’
goodnight.
* Nate waves slightly to the camera as it zooms out and fades to black. *
~FINN
Battle Royal - 5/2
* The scene opens to that familar small hotel off of Route 66. Nate Bishop is in the bath room with no shirt on, admiring himself, even starting to talk to himself.*
Nate: Nate Bishop, you’re so sexy.
* Nate puckers his lips in front of a bathroom mirror while wearing a press on mustache and cowboy hat. *
Nate: You fell for my deliciously evil plan. Outside interference, the most deadly and devastating kind out interference.. Except for cell phone, that shits just annoying.
* Just then his hooker comes into the bath room and seductively rubs hers arms all over his chest. *
Hooker: Doc baby, I’m hungry; lets get something to eat.
* Nate looks aggravated. *
Nate: I told you not to call me that.
Hooker: Sorry El Diablo es Diabl--
Nate: That is not my name! For now on I’m to be called “ Nate Bishop” for I am the master and the ruler of the world.
“ BIZZT.” * chimes in from the main part of the motel room. *
Nate: Will you get that, I’m in the middle of the something.
* The hooker walks away and takes the card, reading it to Nate. *
Hooker: It says: “ 1996 called, it wants its catch phrase back. “
Nate: You tell that bastid to go fuck himself.
“BIZZT”
* Nate groans. *
Hooker: quote: “ You ain’t trickin me like you did the sheep. “
* The sheep chimes in from near the front door. *
Sheep: BAAHHHH, BAAHHHHH
( wait, what about the sheep?)
Nate: I told you Zoltar, I’m hardcore!
“BIIZZT”
“ like that pipe upside your face the other night.”
Nate: I know, I had get revenge for my savior, Nate Bishop. Now this week I get to go on and get myself a number one contender ship for the World title and soon the whole entire WCF will bow to not only the evils of the devil himself but to the whim of Nate Bishop.
“BIIZZT”
“ Don’t hate the player, hate the game. “
Nate: Damn right!
Sheep: BAAHHHH
( why do I smell chloroform? )
“ BIIZZT”
“ Are you gonna tell the sheep about the other night?”
* Nate laughs as he exit’s the bathroom, taking off the mustache and hat. Walking into the main room shirtless wearing nothing but jeans and a pair of sneakers. No longer is he “ Doc’ but just himself. He approaches the camera and smiles. *
Nate: Yeah, are you gonna tell all the little sheep about the other night? Tell them of your mighty win over Nate Bishop; bought with your murder money? I told you Doc, that even if you were to pin me in the ring that you still aren’t better then me. OHH the devil evil, he’s in effect; right ? He must. PSH. Feel proud and puff out your chest boss. Explosion doesn’t change who you are deep down inside, no matter how much you might want it too. In the three weeks that I’ve been here, I’ve shown that I have the means to get the job done. I’m not here to “climb the ladder”, no. I’m here to destroy it.
When I came here, I came to rep DangerTainment to the fullest. I’ve been told how great this place is but it can’t be that great with out The Chosen Future here to guide it along. Here I am now and got swerved out of two matches. I’m not going to complain about either of them, I’m smart enough to know that a win is a win but Doc we aren’t playing children’s games here. You’ll dangle this accomplishment over your head and frame it up on your little mantle of absolute evil. I know that you didn’t have to bribe Tommy to interfere in our match but you’ll thank him for the assist just the same.
I’ve been thinking that I’ve been going at this game plan all wrong- I shouldn’t be focused on WCF’s pathetic title belts. Weak guys like you need the belts, like Tommy, like Rebb and like DT’s former D-Day. You guys need the titles to make yourself feel important. I just don’t need them. Guys like you, Tommy and D-Day wish to be like me. Tommy wants so badly to be accepted - D-Day just couldn’t learned when he had it made and you just don’t have the heart and guts to do what I can do in that ring. This isn’t about shit kicking guys all over the ring or bleeding- this is going out there and being the best and let me tell you something Doc, guys like you will NEVER be the best because you’re so easily consumed by petty things. If I were a lesser man, then materialistic objects of my affection and greed would have gotten the better of me. The thing about me an about DT is that we just move ahead. We move ahead and we’ll never back down. You may have a few ally’s in the ring next week but I won’t have any an to be honest- fuck em, I don’t need em’.
I don’t need them because you all need me. You all need me for some reason. You need me, to try an attain my god given greatness that your just too stupid to fully comprehend. Tommy needs me to satisfy his own blood feud an ego. I am what he’ll ever be in his entire life, no matter how much he changes. D-Day knows what he had in us but he couldn’t handle what we were about- to be fair, we’re a hard set to rep. Then you have the supposed “Vets” that came here to dominate? Yeah I think they said something about domination. The World Elite? They’re so Elite that the world forgot them yet here they are in this match.
Everyone who ever hoped to be anyone is in those match- except for me because when I came here I was already a somebody but who you? I’ll tell you who Doc is, Docs a man who sold his soul. Whose Tommy? A man who wants me to buy his. Whose World Elite? Nobody cares. This match, this whole company doc is full of nobody, dotted with four real, living, breathing somebody’s- well now its just three. So let me ask you something WCF, let me ask you something: When two of those people hold strong prominence in this little place you call home- what do you think the third is going to do? At first, I wanted that belt, wanted to show up Johnny Rebb and put my foot on all of WCF slowly but surely and crush them. This week though I’m presented with a very unique opportunity. Unique, why? Well Johnny Rebb just lost his title an instead of a rematch, he’s got to fight for it along with the rest of the undeserving.
* Nate puts his finger to his chin for a moment, as if he’s in deep thought.*
Nate: Hmm, With Rebb and D-Day and well, pretty much the rest of the nobodies in this match together that gives me the chance to do what comes naturally and just rise above them. D-Day wants to say that hes the kind of guy that doesn’t like a cut throat, do what it takes attitude- that’s why he’s out of the club. He dares question my ability to take on the battle royal; I question the battle royals ability to take me on. The real is: “ Do fourteen people have what it takes deep down to eliminate me from the match?” The answer to that question is: ‘NO!” Doc, needed a distraction to pull off the most evil and diabolical “ scheme” in wrestling “ history” . Knoxville needs to get DQ’d, D-Day finds himself o the wrong side of the moral high ground and Rebb.. Well.. As great as it might seem on paper but where’s his rematch clause? Was he too obnoxiously arrogant that he didn’t feel that he needed one? Well look where that got him an all the while WCF is just trying to make nice for the severe job after swerve that’s been in my short stint here. That’s all right though WCF- you bring all of this upon yourselves because the views pretty nice from where I’m standing. With mental edge upon mental edge above my opponents I’ve come to attain a level that not one of them can or ever will get too. At explosion I’ll face off against thirteen opponents, some of them proven- others not. What has yet to be seen is how well Nate Bishop will conduct himself.
* Nate starts silent’s laugh to himself. *
Nate: and well for all the evil inbreed hicks out there that couldn’t seem to figure out my message before- let Zoltar spell it out for you.
“ BIZZT”
“ The future is coming, it is here an it has passed you by… believe it…”
Nate: For when we’re all in that ring together, battling out for something that all of you hold dear, I’ll be forever getting the last laugh. In that ring, in that match will be the destruction of the WCF, the destruction I’ll be conducting magnificently. Brick by Brick and soul by soul the WCF will fall. Be it over the ropes or pin fall, WCF’s days are through because I have the ability and power to do so. My speed, cunning, agility, stamina and mental preparation will make sure I see the end of this match is glorious fashion. I’ve come to be known as a specialist in bigger match and the living high profile does not disappoint. This week at slam I’ll fell two birds with nothing but my skills. First the WCF hopeful main event card. Then the WCF itself because that shiny little belt that ya’ll want so bad is just an added bonus. A bonus well deserved an a bonus well earned. Till next we meet again WCF- may you cherish your memories while I still allow you to keep em’
goodnight.
* Nate waves slightly to the camera as it zooms out and fades to black. *
~FINN
