Post by bigcountry on Jan 12, 2006 20:31:47 GMT -5
It is about 10:30 on a Thursday night in San Antonio, Texas. The WCF has been holding a house show for three hours now, and the main event is minutes away. Suddenly, "Keep Away" hits. Big Country comes out wearing blue jeans and a NAWA shirt. He ignores the fans and climbs into the ring as his music dies down.
Big Country: First things first. Last night I stood here telling you fans that Big Country is here against his will, and that he really doesn't give a crap what happens to you fans.
Boos fill the arena.
Big Country: I'm serious. If, while my limo is leaving this stinkhole tonight, I see one of you being mugged, I may just root for the robber, because he may need encouragement after taking your whole life savings of 2 dollars and fifty cents!
The boos intensify. Some garbage gets thrown into the ring.
Big Country: Why are you throwing this stuff over here? I don't need the five cents this is worth! Take it to a recycling center and double your month's income!
The fans are getting more irate, and Big Country has a huge smile on his face.
Big Country; But, enough of talking about unemployed trash, let's focus of the employed trash. The more I walk around the locker room, the more of an outsider I feel. See, those guys back there, they've been with each other for years. They've been part of organizations of the past, and they will be part of each other in the future. As if I didn't like this place enough, now I feel like some new caretaker in the mental ward. These guys are insane! You've got dudes wanting to kill dudes, and it looks like Big Country is a sore thumb backstage.
But, then again, I suppose if they don't hate me already, they will soon. See, I'm not a team player to begin with. Ask Punisher...wait, I can't even ask that dumb bastard, I ran his ass off years ago. I'm not a team player, and that was when I was willingly employed! Think about what I will do when the PPV rolls around?
And speaking of the PPV...I'd love to talk about how I'm going to run through the roster en route to the world title, but I decided that if I'm not going to get paid to talk until this Sunday, then why talk to you hicks for free?
The boos pick up after that comment.
Big Country: Shut up! I'll leave you with this: Big Country is more than likely your next world champion, and when that day comes, you will see a WCF that you've never seen before, Bottom Line.
"Keep Away" hits as BC leaves the ring to a shower of boos.
Big Country: First things first. Last night I stood here telling you fans that Big Country is here against his will, and that he really doesn't give a crap what happens to you fans.
Boos fill the arena.
Big Country: I'm serious. If, while my limo is leaving this stinkhole tonight, I see one of you being mugged, I may just root for the robber, because he may need encouragement after taking your whole life savings of 2 dollars and fifty cents!
The boos intensify. Some garbage gets thrown into the ring.
Big Country: Why are you throwing this stuff over here? I don't need the five cents this is worth! Take it to a recycling center and double your month's income!
The fans are getting more irate, and Big Country has a huge smile on his face.
Big Country; But, enough of talking about unemployed trash, let's focus of the employed trash. The more I walk around the locker room, the more of an outsider I feel. See, those guys back there, they've been with each other for years. They've been part of organizations of the past, and they will be part of each other in the future. As if I didn't like this place enough, now I feel like some new caretaker in the mental ward. These guys are insane! You've got dudes wanting to kill dudes, and it looks like Big Country is a sore thumb backstage.
But, then again, I suppose if they don't hate me already, they will soon. See, I'm not a team player to begin with. Ask Punisher...wait, I can't even ask that dumb bastard, I ran his ass off years ago. I'm not a team player, and that was when I was willingly employed! Think about what I will do when the PPV rolls around?
And speaking of the PPV...I'd love to talk about how I'm going to run through the roster en route to the world title, but I decided that if I'm not going to get paid to talk until this Sunday, then why talk to you hicks for free?
The boos pick up after that comment.
Big Country: Shut up! I'll leave you with this: Big Country is more than likely your next world champion, and when that day comes, you will see a WCF that you've never seen before, Bottom Line.
"Keep Away" hits as BC leaves the ring to a shower of boos.
