Post by Ace Resoland on Aug 9, 2006 16:05:54 GMT -5
The scene opens up in a darkly lit bar as Ace is sat down on a bar stool looking up a small TV screen above the bar. The camera pans up towards the screen that is showing the final part of the Lawnmower Jones/Creeping Death match. It gets to the point just as CD pull’s out the ladder from underneath the ring and sets up Jones on the table as he climbs up, at this point the volume is raised on the TV as the bar manager turns up the television set to full.
Bar Manager: Do you mind if I turn this up a bit? I didn’t catch it live as I had to work
Ace: No man, go ahead I missed it live on TV as well.
Creeping Death then goes under the ring, and begins pulling out a ladder. A big, black ladder.
Zach Davis: Big and black, just how you like 'em, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: Shut up.
Creeping Death slides it into the ring and begins setting it up. It is, of course, a good twenty feet high. Once its set up, he rolls out of the ring and kicks at Jones a few times, real stiff. He then rolls Jones onto the table that had been set up earlier.
Zach Davis: ....No.
Shannan Lerch: Oh, CD. You so crazy.
Creeps rolls back into the ring and begins climbing the ladder. BUT SUDDENLY someone grabs Jones and pulls him off the table...
Zach Davis: Logan?
NO! It was Ace
Shannan Lerch: And, hm, if there is Ace, then where is....
Jack of Blades is in the ring. Creeping Death is still on the ladder, but Jack grabs him like a Powerbomb and slams him HARD down into the mat. The fans boo like crazy.
Zach Davis: We knew there'd be interference, but damnit. And where did Ace come from!?
Of course, a second later, the new Television Champion, Nate Nytro, comes running out from the back. He slides in and immediately begins brawling with Jack of Blades.
Shannan Lerch: I hate to say it again, but all hell really HAS broken loose here.
Next, none other than JJ BIGGS runs out from the back! He slides in and tackles Nate Nytro down!
Zach Davis: Biggs still mad about having lost the Title earlier tonight?
Ace and Lawnmower Jones slide into the ring, and begin kicking away at the fallen Creeping Death. Biggs and Jack of Blades stomp at Nate Nytro. And, next up... DAKE KEN runs out from the back, sliding in. Jones turns to him and is met with a swift Bitch Kick right to the face. Biggs turns and gets the Bitch Kick as well.
Shannan Lerch: Damn you, Dake Ken!
Twister and J-X are out next!
Zach Davis: The numbers are finally evening up!
Twister and J-X slide in, and both men go on the attack with Jack of Blades.
Shannan Lerch: Who else can come out?!
SHAUN SEXTON AND BEYOND run out?!
Zach Davis: Well, um, they defeated the Twisted Elements earlier tonight... I feel like we have the entire roster out here, holy crap.
Shannan Lerch: Except Logan and Torture.
Sexton and Beyond immediately attack the Twisted Elements. There are now about eleven people in the ring by my count, and everyone is brawling with someone from the opposite team. And soon "The Struggle Within" by Metallica hits.
Zach Davis: Oh no.
And, of course, Logan runs out from the back. He slides in, and first clotheslines Dake Ken out of the ring. Biggs, meanwhile, has just thrown Nate Nytro out. Sexton and Beyond have cleared the ring of the Twisted Elements, and Jones kicks Creeping Death out from the bottom rope.
Shannan Lerch: Hey, wait, did this match ever even finish?
Zach Davis: I don't think so. I know this is a Hardcore Title match, but if anything counts as a No Contest, this does. No one lost, and no one won.
Creeping Death, Dake Ken, Nate Nytro, and the Twisted Elements regroup at the entranceway with Logan, Lawnmower Jones, Jack of Blades, Ace, JJ Biggs, Shaun Sexton, and Beyond in the ring.
Shannan Lerch: And where is Torture now, Zach?!
Zach Davis: I don't know!
Finally, Logan gets on the mic.
Logan: Well-
The crowd booes him like crazy. Jones gets particularly angry by this.
Logan: WELL, BOUDLES, do you know what you're witnessing?!
Shannan Lerch: Yeess!
Zach Davis: I don't like the way this is headed.
Logan: SHUT UP! This entire night, my plan has been coming together. A plan.. of treachery. You boudles are, indeed, looking at the NEW! Team of Treachery.
The crowd boos like all hell.
Logan: And there's not a damn thing any of you boudles can do about it! We outnumber you, and we're just plain better. We've done what we had to do to get to the top!
And with that, the New Dynasty team slides into the ring and begins brawling with the Team of Treachery.
Bar Manager: Wow, what a finish to the show.
Ace: Yeah it was pretty good. (Taking another sip from his drink)
Bar Manager: What a brawl, who would have thought that the ToT would come back?
Ace: Yeah it’s going to be a hell of a couple of months.
The Bar Manager looks up realising who he is talking to.
BM: Hey your Ace aren’t you?
Ace: Yeah.
BM: That was one hell of a brawl but I thought you were injured?
Ace: If you want to believe that I’m not going to tell you otherwise.
With this Ace chucks a twenty-dollar bill down and starts making his way towards the exit.
BM: You fogot your change.
Ace: Keep it.
Fade to black.
Bar Manager: Do you mind if I turn this up a bit? I didn’t catch it live as I had to work
Ace: No man, go ahead I missed it live on TV as well.
Creeping Death then goes under the ring, and begins pulling out a ladder. A big, black ladder.
Zach Davis: Big and black, just how you like 'em, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: Shut up.
Creeping Death slides it into the ring and begins setting it up. It is, of course, a good twenty feet high. Once its set up, he rolls out of the ring and kicks at Jones a few times, real stiff. He then rolls Jones onto the table that had been set up earlier.
Zach Davis: ....No.
Shannan Lerch: Oh, CD. You so crazy.
Creeps rolls back into the ring and begins climbing the ladder. BUT SUDDENLY someone grabs Jones and pulls him off the table...
Zach Davis: Logan?
NO! It was Ace
Shannan Lerch: And, hm, if there is Ace, then where is....
Jack of Blades is in the ring. Creeping Death is still on the ladder, but Jack grabs him like a Powerbomb and slams him HARD down into the mat. The fans boo like crazy.
Zach Davis: We knew there'd be interference, but damnit. And where did Ace come from!?
Of course, a second later, the new Television Champion, Nate Nytro, comes running out from the back. He slides in and immediately begins brawling with Jack of Blades.
Shannan Lerch: I hate to say it again, but all hell really HAS broken loose here.
Next, none other than JJ BIGGS runs out from the back! He slides in and tackles Nate Nytro down!
Zach Davis: Biggs still mad about having lost the Title earlier tonight?
Ace and Lawnmower Jones slide into the ring, and begin kicking away at the fallen Creeping Death. Biggs and Jack of Blades stomp at Nate Nytro. And, next up... DAKE KEN runs out from the back, sliding in. Jones turns to him and is met with a swift Bitch Kick right to the face. Biggs turns and gets the Bitch Kick as well.
Shannan Lerch: Damn you, Dake Ken!
Twister and J-X are out next!
Zach Davis: The numbers are finally evening up!
Twister and J-X slide in, and both men go on the attack with Jack of Blades.
Shannan Lerch: Who else can come out?!
SHAUN SEXTON AND BEYOND run out?!
Zach Davis: Well, um, they defeated the Twisted Elements earlier tonight... I feel like we have the entire roster out here, holy crap.
Shannan Lerch: Except Logan and Torture.
Sexton and Beyond immediately attack the Twisted Elements. There are now about eleven people in the ring by my count, and everyone is brawling with someone from the opposite team. And soon "The Struggle Within" by Metallica hits.
Zach Davis: Oh no.
And, of course, Logan runs out from the back. He slides in, and first clotheslines Dake Ken out of the ring. Biggs, meanwhile, has just thrown Nate Nytro out. Sexton and Beyond have cleared the ring of the Twisted Elements, and Jones kicks Creeping Death out from the bottom rope.
Shannan Lerch: Hey, wait, did this match ever even finish?
Zach Davis: I don't think so. I know this is a Hardcore Title match, but if anything counts as a No Contest, this does. No one lost, and no one won.
Creeping Death, Dake Ken, Nate Nytro, and the Twisted Elements regroup at the entranceway with Logan, Lawnmower Jones, Jack of Blades, Ace, JJ Biggs, Shaun Sexton, and Beyond in the ring.
Shannan Lerch: And where is Torture now, Zach?!
Zach Davis: I don't know!
Finally, Logan gets on the mic.
Logan: Well-
The crowd booes him like crazy. Jones gets particularly angry by this.
Logan: WELL, BOUDLES, do you know what you're witnessing?!
Shannan Lerch: Yeess!
Zach Davis: I don't like the way this is headed.
Logan: SHUT UP! This entire night, my plan has been coming together. A plan.. of treachery. You boudles are, indeed, looking at the NEW! Team of Treachery.
The crowd boos like all hell.
Logan: And there's not a damn thing any of you boudles can do about it! We outnumber you, and we're just plain better. We've done what we had to do to get to the top!
And with that, the New Dynasty team slides into the ring and begins brawling with the Team of Treachery.
Bar Manager: Wow, what a finish to the show.
Ace: Yeah it was pretty good. (Taking another sip from his drink)
Bar Manager: What a brawl, who would have thought that the ToT would come back?
Ace: Yeah it’s going to be a hell of a couple of months.
The Bar Manager looks up realising who he is talking to.
BM: Hey your Ace aren’t you?
Ace: Yeah.
BM: That was one hell of a brawl but I thought you were injured?
Ace: If you want to believe that I’m not going to tell you otherwise.
With this Ace chucks a twenty-dollar bill down and starts making his way towards the exit.
BM: You fogot your change.
Ace: Keep it.
Fade to black.
