Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2006 13:47:18 GMT -5
[Bobby and Lucy are snuggled together on the couch watching the nightly news on TV. Minnie Liu, local award-winning news anchor, delivers the day's headlines.]
Minnie: "Dennis Regent, the former CEO of Regent Industries, has pled guilty today to conspiracy charges. The charges are related to an alleged plot to brainwash customers of the Blue Thunder energy drink in an effort to assume control of the world. The guilty plea was entered as part of a sentencing agreement in cooperation with government officials. Additionally, Regent has agreed to testify against reputed mob boss Geno Gramaza as part of the agreement. Gramaza is facing charges of murder and racketeering. The shocking arrest of Regent came yesterday as the result of a 6-month FBI investigation."
Lucy: "An FBI investigation? The FBI didn't have anything to do with it! I can't believe they would take credit for your hard work, Bobby."
Bobby: "It's probably for the better. I don't need that kind of publicity when I'm training for a World Heavyweight Title match. Speaking of which, I'm still sore from that 10 miles that Bolts had me run before."
Lucy: "Poor baby. Do you want me to give you a massage?"
Bobby: "Normally I would, but Bolts has this theory that if I'm in blinding pain for the next 48 hours I'll have a deeper pain threshold in my match against Outcast."
Lucy: "That's sick!"
Bobby: "Maybe, but that's just the price that I have to pay to be the best."
Lucy: "Is there anything that I can do to help?"
Bobby: "A hot fudge sundae would be great."
Lucy: "Bobby, I thought you were in training?"
Bobby: "I have a theory of my own: As long as I'm in a great deal of agony, I might as well be hopped up on sugar."
Lucy: "That doesn't make sense!"
Bobby: "It is just a theory, Lucy."
[Lucy goes to the kitchen and prepares Bobby's sundae. Meanwhile, there's a knock at the door.]
Bobby: "I'll get it!"
[Bobby's races over to the door and opens it to find his friend Jasper.]
Bobby: "Jasper, what a lovely surprise!"
Jasper: "Hey, Bobby. I just thought I'd stop by, see what's going on."
Bobby: "Lucy is making me a sundae. Would you like a sundae, Jasper?"
Jasper: "That sounds cool."
Bobby: "Lucy, could you please make a sundae for Jasper as well?"
Lucy: "Sure thing, Bobby."
[Jasper sits down on the couch.]
Jasper: "Were you two watching the news?"
Bobby: "Yeah... a little bit."
Jasper: "Bah! It's all Communist propaganda!"
Bobby: "You can check the channels if you want. There's a Cody Bryant game on ESPN."
Jasper: "Cody? Bobby, his name is Kobe."
Bobby: "Oh, right. I'm not really up-to-date on all of these new players. I haven't watched the NBA as much since Mitchell Jordan retired."
Jasper: "Michael!"
Bobby: "Michael? No, I'm Bobby."
Lucy: "Who wants sundaes!"
Bobby: "Hey, sundaes! You're really gonna like this, Jasper. Lucy uses those little crumbly cookie things."
Jasper: "Oh man, I love those!"
[Bobby and Jasper make a mess of themselves with ice cream, Lucy sandwiched between them on the couch, as they watch Kobe Bryant majestically soar through the air over the Phoenix Suns defenders.]
Minnie: "Dennis Regent, the former CEO of Regent Industries, has pled guilty today to conspiracy charges. The charges are related to an alleged plot to brainwash customers of the Blue Thunder energy drink in an effort to assume control of the world. The guilty plea was entered as part of a sentencing agreement in cooperation with government officials. Additionally, Regent has agreed to testify against reputed mob boss Geno Gramaza as part of the agreement. Gramaza is facing charges of murder and racketeering. The shocking arrest of Regent came yesterday as the result of a 6-month FBI investigation."
Lucy: "An FBI investigation? The FBI didn't have anything to do with it! I can't believe they would take credit for your hard work, Bobby."
Bobby: "It's probably for the better. I don't need that kind of publicity when I'm training for a World Heavyweight Title match. Speaking of which, I'm still sore from that 10 miles that Bolts had me run before."
Lucy: "Poor baby. Do you want me to give you a massage?"
Bobby: "Normally I would, but Bolts has this theory that if I'm in blinding pain for the next 48 hours I'll have a deeper pain threshold in my match against Outcast."
Lucy: "That's sick!"
Bobby: "Maybe, but that's just the price that I have to pay to be the best."
Lucy: "Is there anything that I can do to help?"
Bobby: "A hot fudge sundae would be great."
Lucy: "Bobby, I thought you were in training?"
Bobby: "I have a theory of my own: As long as I'm in a great deal of agony, I might as well be hopped up on sugar."
Lucy: "That doesn't make sense!"
Bobby: "It is just a theory, Lucy."
[Lucy goes to the kitchen and prepares Bobby's sundae. Meanwhile, there's a knock at the door.]
Bobby: "I'll get it!"
[Bobby's races over to the door and opens it to find his friend Jasper.]
Bobby: "Jasper, what a lovely surprise!"
Jasper: "Hey, Bobby. I just thought I'd stop by, see what's going on."
Bobby: "Lucy is making me a sundae. Would you like a sundae, Jasper?"
Jasper: "That sounds cool."
Bobby: "Lucy, could you please make a sundae for Jasper as well?"
Lucy: "Sure thing, Bobby."
[Jasper sits down on the couch.]
Jasper: "Were you two watching the news?"
Bobby: "Yeah... a little bit."
Jasper: "Bah! It's all Communist propaganda!"
Bobby: "You can check the channels if you want. There's a Cody Bryant game on ESPN."
Jasper: "Cody? Bobby, his name is Kobe."
Bobby: "Oh, right. I'm not really up-to-date on all of these new players. I haven't watched the NBA as much since Mitchell Jordan retired."
Jasper: "Michael!"
Bobby: "Michael? No, I'm Bobby."
Lucy: "Who wants sundaes!"
Bobby: "Hey, sundaes! You're really gonna like this, Jasper. Lucy uses those little crumbly cookie things."
Jasper: "Oh man, I love those!"
[Bobby and Jasper make a mess of themselves with ice cream, Lucy sandwiched between them on the couch, as they watch Kobe Bryant majestically soar through the air over the Phoenix Suns defenders.]
