Post by Ace Resoland on Apr 28, 2006 15:13:45 GMT -5
(The scene for this video is a conference room with cream walls; not a place you are likely to see many of the WCF stars. There are two tables set up either side of a taller podium. There is a WCF banner behind the two tables and two sets of curtains either side of the banner. About ten rows of chairs are in front of the tables for journalist to sit while the press conference is in progress.
The camera then cuts out.
The camera cuts back later that day for the press conference. There is a buzz in the place as if this may be a special event they will all see this Sunday live on Pay Per View. Zach Davis is stood at the podium it seems he will be the one hosting the press conference.)
Zach Davis: Welcome everyone, to the press conference for this month’s pay-per-view, Payback.
(He looks around for a reaction from the journalists before continuing.)
Zach Davis: Well we’ve got some great stars here tonight so lets get on with the proceedings.
(As the journalists sit discussing who will be on the bill for this month’s press conference you hear the opening the opening chords of Bits of Skin by Gotham Road. As these blare out the lights dim in the conference hall, one spotlight shines onto the curtain on the right side of the seats. About a minute into the song Ace appears from behind the curtain. He is dressed not in his usual leather jacket but in a black suit. His shoulder length purple hair tied back behind his head, he is even wearing a crimson tie.
He gets up to the podium and shoves Zach Davis out of the way.)
Ace: Well it looks like quite a turn out tonight, well there looks to be quite a few Aceholes in the audience tonight, just like any night I’m billed on a marquee. Swear to Mary, put my name anywhere (at this time he points to himself smirking) and you will get people flocking there like a mass pilgrimage. I am the proverbial light and you are all like my moths. Now on to matters at hand, I hear you all want me to fill you in on my match with Biggs at Payback, well because you asked so nicely I will as it seems like Biggs is to busy lamenting his losses to Jack and I all the while reliving stale memories in his head. You see I have a disdain for people like Biggs, people like Biggs who don’t realise their time has come and passed. They are the injured gazelle that has strayed from the pack that is just praying for the sweet salvation of that Cheetah. And who better to act as your own personal *Cheat-er*, JJ Biggs, than a former gambler like myself. You’re the Zapp Brannigan of the wrestling world. You’re the captain who refuses to go down with his ship. JJ, you should have gone down with NWA because you’re just going to drown when you enter that WCF ring come Sunday. Why? BECAUSE I AM THE HIGHEST CARD IN THE DECK AND YOUR JUST ANOTHER CARD LEFT IN THE SHUFFLE!
(At this point Ace walks off back through the curtain refusing to sit down for the rest of the press conference.)
The camera then cuts out.
The camera cuts back later that day for the press conference. There is a buzz in the place as if this may be a special event they will all see this Sunday live on Pay Per View. Zach Davis is stood at the podium it seems he will be the one hosting the press conference.)
Zach Davis: Welcome everyone, to the press conference for this month’s pay-per-view, Payback.
(He looks around for a reaction from the journalists before continuing.)
Zach Davis: Well we’ve got some great stars here tonight so lets get on with the proceedings.
(As the journalists sit discussing who will be on the bill for this month’s press conference you hear the opening the opening chords of Bits of Skin by Gotham Road. As these blare out the lights dim in the conference hall, one spotlight shines onto the curtain on the right side of the seats. About a minute into the song Ace appears from behind the curtain. He is dressed not in his usual leather jacket but in a black suit. His shoulder length purple hair tied back behind his head, he is even wearing a crimson tie.
He gets up to the podium and shoves Zach Davis out of the way.)
Ace: Well it looks like quite a turn out tonight, well there looks to be quite a few Aceholes in the audience tonight, just like any night I’m billed on a marquee. Swear to Mary, put my name anywhere (at this time he points to himself smirking) and you will get people flocking there like a mass pilgrimage. I am the proverbial light and you are all like my moths. Now on to matters at hand, I hear you all want me to fill you in on my match with Biggs at Payback, well because you asked so nicely I will as it seems like Biggs is to busy lamenting his losses to Jack and I all the while reliving stale memories in his head. You see I have a disdain for people like Biggs, people like Biggs who don’t realise their time has come and passed. They are the injured gazelle that has strayed from the pack that is just praying for the sweet salvation of that Cheetah. And who better to act as your own personal *Cheat-er*, JJ Biggs, than a former gambler like myself. You’re the Zapp Brannigan of the wrestling world. You’re the captain who refuses to go down with his ship. JJ, you should have gone down with NWA because you’re just going to drown when you enter that WCF ring come Sunday. Why? BECAUSE I AM THE HIGHEST CARD IN THE DECK AND YOUR JUST ANOTHER CARD LEFT IN THE SHUFFLE!
(At this point Ace walks off back through the curtain refusing to sit down for the rest of the press conference.)
