Post by Tommy Havock on Feb 20, 2006 23:48:13 GMT -5
[Our scene begins with Tommy Havock standing in what appears to be an empty warehouse room. The room is dark, except for the faint light coming in from the small windows that are about fifty feet off of the ground. A single beam of light shines down in the center of the room, where we find Havock standing. He is wearing a pair of American Eagle destroyed blue jeans and a red WCF licensed Tommy Havock shirt that has the words "Do it You Won't" embroidered in blue. Next to Havock is a 1950s era television that currently has static running.]
Tommy Havock: A hectic week can't keep Tommy Havock down, WCF. Chris Burn, this past Sunday at Slam, you feel the wrath of Tommy Havock. Havock was indeed wrecked on you. As you lay in the middle of the ring writhing in pain, clutching at your leg, you realized full well that you had indeed become the latest victim of Tommy Havock in his quest to become the next WCF Television Champion.
Chris Burn, I have to admit that i am indebted to you for one reason: You gave Tommy Havock a reason to go out and party Sunday night away. You see, win, lose, or draw, the ladies line up to meet Tommy Havock when the curtain falls at the end of the show. It is just a whole lot more...pleasureable...for Tommy Havock to follow one satisfying victory with another....satisfying...victory.
[Havock's mood turns from light-hearted to serious as he brushes his hair back and slowly walks toward the camera.]
That brings me to you, Mr. Kurtis Victory. Kurtis Victory, you decided to take fate into your own hands and interfere in my post-match celebration in the ring. Kurtis Victory, in case you haven't noticed lately, when Tommy Havock has his eyes set on something, he doesn't rest until he fulfills that endeavor. Victory, you decided that you can't wait until 'Till Do Us Part to get this battle going and, well, that's perfectly all right with me. After the match, after the show, after I take a dump...hell, you can jump me whenever you want. Give it your best shot. You'll need whatever advantage you can get for yourself for when we go into battle at 'Till Death Do Us Part.
Now why, you ask, do I have a television with me? It's a good question, but the reason is quite simple. I want to give the WCF a nice history lesson. When I click this television on, we'll see all of the legends of that particular business and how they each remind me of you, Kurtis Victory.
[Tommy Havock walks over to the television and turns the knobs until he has a picture. The camera zooms into the television screen, but we can still hear Havock's commentary in the background.]
Dick Van Dyke.. My favorite part was when he always used to trip and fall on his face. Victory, after I finish snapping your leg at 'Till Death Do Us Part, you'll be tripping over every ottoman, carpet, or ant that you encounter.
Donna Reed... Victory, do you remember how she always used to have lunch ready for her husband? Watch the highlights, Kurty, because after I finish your career in the business, making wife your lady will be all that you are good for.
Mr. Ed... Well, one look at you and, enough said...
[Havock flips off the television and the camera pans back to Havock, zooming in on his face, which has become serious after the light joke.]
Kurtis Victory, I'll spare you the rest of the highlights because after I destroy you at "Till Death Do Us Part and I take your WCF Television Title, you'll have plenty of time to watch television and draw these parallels. You'll have time to watch All in the Family, NYPD Blue, Cheers, or even Golden Girls. Victory, it's in the bag, you will go down at 'Till Death Do Us Part. I will take your title from you. And though there's nothing you can do about that, there is one thing you can do for yourself. As the legendary "Mene" Gene used to tell us all when we were kids, call your local cable provider and order yourself the best damn cable package they have. Go ahead... [glow=red,2,300]Do it, you won't...[/glow]
Tommy Havock: A hectic week can't keep Tommy Havock down, WCF. Chris Burn, this past Sunday at Slam, you feel the wrath of Tommy Havock. Havock was indeed wrecked on you. As you lay in the middle of the ring writhing in pain, clutching at your leg, you realized full well that you had indeed become the latest victim of Tommy Havock in his quest to become the next WCF Television Champion.
Chris Burn, I have to admit that i am indebted to you for one reason: You gave Tommy Havock a reason to go out and party Sunday night away. You see, win, lose, or draw, the ladies line up to meet Tommy Havock when the curtain falls at the end of the show. It is just a whole lot more...pleasureable...for Tommy Havock to follow one satisfying victory with another....satisfying...victory.
[Havock's mood turns from light-hearted to serious as he brushes his hair back and slowly walks toward the camera.]
That brings me to you, Mr. Kurtis Victory. Kurtis Victory, you decided to take fate into your own hands and interfere in my post-match celebration in the ring. Kurtis Victory, in case you haven't noticed lately, when Tommy Havock has his eyes set on something, he doesn't rest until he fulfills that endeavor. Victory, you decided that you can't wait until 'Till Do Us Part to get this battle going and, well, that's perfectly all right with me. After the match, after the show, after I take a dump...hell, you can jump me whenever you want. Give it your best shot. You'll need whatever advantage you can get for yourself for when we go into battle at 'Till Death Do Us Part.
Now why, you ask, do I have a television with me? It's a good question, but the reason is quite simple. I want to give the WCF a nice history lesson. When I click this television on, we'll see all of the legends of that particular business and how they each remind me of you, Kurtis Victory.
[Tommy Havock walks over to the television and turns the knobs until he has a picture. The camera zooms into the television screen, but we can still hear Havock's commentary in the background.]
Dick Van Dyke.. My favorite part was when he always used to trip and fall on his face. Victory, after I finish snapping your leg at 'Till Death Do Us Part, you'll be tripping over every ottoman, carpet, or ant that you encounter.
Donna Reed... Victory, do you remember how she always used to have lunch ready for her husband? Watch the highlights, Kurty, because after I finish your career in the business, making wife your lady will be all that you are good for.
Mr. Ed... Well, one look at you and, enough said...
[Havock flips off the television and the camera pans back to Havock, zooming in on his face, which has become serious after the light joke.]
Kurtis Victory, I'll spare you the rest of the highlights because after I destroy you at "Till Death Do Us Part and I take your WCF Television Title, you'll have plenty of time to watch television and draw these parallels. You'll have time to watch All in the Family, NYPD Blue, Cheers, or even Golden Girls. Victory, it's in the bag, you will go down at 'Till Death Do Us Part. I will take your title from you. And though there's nothing you can do about that, there is one thing you can do for yourself. As the legendary "Mene" Gene used to tell us all when we were kids, call your local cable provider and order yourself the best damn cable package they have. Go ahead... [glow=red,2,300]Do it, you won't...[/glow]
