Post by Ace Resoland on Aug 17, 2006 14:15:03 GMT -5
The scene open up on a shiny black panel, the camera slowly slides up revealing the panel to be a door n a car. As it slowly gets further out you can see that the car is a black Ford Mustang. The door opens slowly and out of the car steps Ace Resoland wearing a pair of blue jeans, a black Obey t-shirt and some dark brown loafers. Once Ace is out of the car he turns around to lock it, while he is doing this the cameraman takes a moment to take in the surroundings, they are in what seems to be a multi-storey car park.
Ace reaches down into his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper.
Ace: Right things to do today. Buy wedding gift for Lawnmower Jones and get cereal.
Ace starts to walk off at quite a quick pace causing the cameraman to have to jog to catch up with him. Ace keeps walking until he gets to a staircase leading out into the sunshine of the outside world. Ace moves towards the stairs and takes them 2 at a time until at the bottom. He opens the door and is met with the bright light of the sun. Ace looks across the road, as does the cameraman whose view shows a huge building with the words ‘Angel Mall’ emblazoned on the side.
They cross the road quickly and step through the revolving door that leads into the huge building. Upon entering they are greeted with the scent of pine and sparkling of marble flooring and plant pots.
Ace: Where should I start first?
Cameraman: How about the food court?
Ace: I wasn’t asking you fat boy. I know lets go to Hot Topic they will have some crazy ‘I love my mower’ shirt surely.
They make there way over to the Hot Topic store directly across from them.
Ace walks in and instantly walks straight back out.
Ace: You cameramen go in there and look for a I love my mower shirt for Jones.
Cameraman: Why can’t you do it?
Ace: Because they are playing some rap bollocks, I don’t want to lose some IQ points listening to some guy claiming to have been shot 17,000 times in the chest, so go and look.
The cameraman skulks off as Ace looks around for something to keep his attention while the cameraman is gone, eventually seeing Gamestop. He goes in through the front door and starts looking at the rack containing X box 360 games.
Ace: Saints Row? Is that another gangsta game were you play some black stereotype and go about capping peoples asses. Screw it I don’t won’t to cap somebody’s ass and that all you seem to do in these pieces of crap.
Ace walks out of Gamestop and notices the cameraman looking around to find him.
He wanders over to him and the cameraman sees him.
Cameraman: They didn’t have any I love my mower t-shirts.
Ace: Damnit, guess we better go look elsewhere. Any ideas?
Cameramen: Food court?
Ace: Is that all you think about?
Cameraman: Pretty much.
Ace: Fine. We’ll go get food.
They walk off towards the food court in the middle of the mall. When they get there they are greeted by a spotty teen in a pinstripe uniform.
Food court employee: What do you want?
Cameraman: I’ll have a chicken sandwich, large fries, large Coke, a cheeseburger and chocolate ice cream.
Ace looks at the cameraman in disbelief at how much he can eat.
Food court employee: And you?
Ace: Yeah I’ll have a chicken sandwich and a coke.
Employee: It will be right over.
Ace: Good.
The cameraman and Ace make there way over to a near by table and there food arrives soon after. Ace unwraps his meal and looks n disgust at the chicken (if you can call it that) inside the bun, whilst the cameraman quickly gorges on his food.
Ace: This won’t do there’s more grease than meat.
Cameraman: I’ll have it.
Ace: Fine. Have it, I’m going to go ad try and find the happy couple a gift.
Ace stands up and walks away in the direction of a electronics shop, were he is met by two clerks, one of which appears to be a trainee.
They whisper between each other as they approach Ace and he just hears the last few words of the conversation. (Clerk one: This is how you make the sale.)
Clerk one: Hello sir, how may I help you?
Ace: I’m looking for a wedding present for an associate of mine.
Ace: Have you got any DVD’s?
Clerk one: Yes, we have a full range just over there. Anything in particular that you wanted.
Ace: Yeah a gardening one.
They walk over towards the DVD section where one DVD is pointed out.
Ace: I’ll take it.
Ace purchases the item and walks out to be met by the cameraman who has mustard around d the side of his mouth.
Cameraman: Did you get something?
Ace: Yeah, (he reaches into the bag revealing a DVD named the ultimate lawnmower guide) I think he will like this.
Ace then makes his way back out to the car park and gets in his car. He drives off out of the multi-storrey.
Ace: Fuck, I forgot my cereal.
Ace reaches down into his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper.
Ace: Right things to do today. Buy wedding gift for Lawnmower Jones and get cereal.
Ace starts to walk off at quite a quick pace causing the cameraman to have to jog to catch up with him. Ace keeps walking until he gets to a staircase leading out into the sunshine of the outside world. Ace moves towards the stairs and takes them 2 at a time until at the bottom. He opens the door and is met with the bright light of the sun. Ace looks across the road, as does the cameraman whose view shows a huge building with the words ‘Angel Mall’ emblazoned on the side.
They cross the road quickly and step through the revolving door that leads into the huge building. Upon entering they are greeted with the scent of pine and sparkling of marble flooring and plant pots.
Ace: Where should I start first?
Cameraman: How about the food court?
Ace: I wasn’t asking you fat boy. I know lets go to Hot Topic they will have some crazy ‘I love my mower’ shirt surely.
They make there way over to the Hot Topic store directly across from them.
Ace walks in and instantly walks straight back out.
Ace: You cameramen go in there and look for a I love my mower shirt for Jones.
Cameraman: Why can’t you do it?
Ace: Because they are playing some rap bollocks, I don’t want to lose some IQ points listening to some guy claiming to have been shot 17,000 times in the chest, so go and look.
The cameraman skulks off as Ace looks around for something to keep his attention while the cameraman is gone, eventually seeing Gamestop. He goes in through the front door and starts looking at the rack containing X box 360 games.
Ace: Saints Row? Is that another gangsta game were you play some black stereotype and go about capping peoples asses. Screw it I don’t won’t to cap somebody’s ass and that all you seem to do in these pieces of crap.
Ace walks out of Gamestop and notices the cameraman looking around to find him.
He wanders over to him and the cameraman sees him.
Cameraman: They didn’t have any I love my mower t-shirts.
Ace: Damnit, guess we better go look elsewhere. Any ideas?
Cameramen: Food court?
Ace: Is that all you think about?
Cameraman: Pretty much.
Ace: Fine. We’ll go get food.
They walk off towards the food court in the middle of the mall. When they get there they are greeted by a spotty teen in a pinstripe uniform.
Food court employee: What do you want?
Cameraman: I’ll have a chicken sandwich, large fries, large Coke, a cheeseburger and chocolate ice cream.
Ace looks at the cameraman in disbelief at how much he can eat.
Food court employee: And you?
Ace: Yeah I’ll have a chicken sandwich and a coke.
Employee: It will be right over.
Ace: Good.
The cameraman and Ace make there way over to a near by table and there food arrives soon after. Ace unwraps his meal and looks n disgust at the chicken (if you can call it that) inside the bun, whilst the cameraman quickly gorges on his food.
Ace: This won’t do there’s more grease than meat.
Cameraman: I’ll have it.
Ace: Fine. Have it, I’m going to go ad try and find the happy couple a gift.
Ace stands up and walks away in the direction of a electronics shop, were he is met by two clerks, one of which appears to be a trainee.
They whisper between each other as they approach Ace and he just hears the last few words of the conversation. (Clerk one: This is how you make the sale.)
Clerk one: Hello sir, how may I help you?
Ace: I’m looking for a wedding present for an associate of mine.
Ace: Have you got any DVD’s?
Clerk one: Yes, we have a full range just over there. Anything in particular that you wanted.
Ace: Yeah a gardening one.
They walk over towards the DVD section where one DVD is pointed out.
Ace: I’ll take it.
Ace purchases the item and walks out to be met by the cameraman who has mustard around d the side of his mouth.
Cameraman: Did you get something?
Ace: Yeah, (he reaches into the bag revealing a DVD named the ultimate lawnmower guide) I think he will like this.
Ace then makes his way back out to the car park and gets in his car. He drives off out of the multi-storrey.
Ace: Fuck, I forgot my cereal.
