Post by Biggs on Jul 29, 2006 17:23:19 GMT -5
Jake Hudson: Today is our last day to train for your match at Aftermath. Are you prepared for it?
JJ Biggs: Of course.
Jake Hudson: Good.
Jake Hudson and JJ Biggs are sitting in Jake's office inside of his wrestling gym. He has the building closed, so there isn't anyone using his facility at the moment. He's sitting behind the desk, with his feet propped up onto the table, and JJ Biggs is sitting in an uncomfortable steel chair which is in front of Jake's desk.
Jake Hudson: However, I think we need to address something that I think you're going to need in your match.
JJ Biggs: What's that?
Jake Hudson: Speed! I'm sure you realize that Shaun Sexton weighs about seventy pounds less than you and Bobby Cairo ways about fifty pounds less than you. Those two are going to use their speed as an advantage and they are going to run circles around you.
JJ Biggs: You honestly think they are going to run circles around me in the ring? I am a former WCF World Champion!
Jake Hudson: So is Cairo.
JJ Biggs: You're point? Bobby Cairo was the man that I defeated to gain the championship. I honestly don't understand why Shaun Sexton is even our Television Champion. The man cannot hold a match with one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of this business, me. When I was in the ring with him last week, he kept slacking off and almost every offensive move he attempted was half-assed. I don't know if he was thinking about being in a bedroom with Lance Bass or if he is just THAT terrible of a wrestler. I think it's time he's discovered the true talent that is inside of WCF. No, I'm not talking about that worthless piece of trash Cairo, but I'm talking about myself.
Jake Hudson: I know you have more talent than these two, but I don't want you to have to work harder than you should. Therefore, I've designed a workout that will allow you to have the power advantage and be on their level when it comes to speed.
JJ Biggs: What's that?
Jake Hudson: Follow me.
The two of them walk out of Jake's office and they head towards a corridor and they take a left into the first door on the left. The first thing that JJ notices once he is in the room is there is a Tennis Ball Machine. There is an entire basket of tennis balls to the left of the machine. The room is pretty big and that machine is the only piece of equipment inside. Jake and JJ make their way towards the machine.
JJ Biggs: If we're going to play tennis, you're going to need to put up a net first, Jake.
Jake Hudson: No, dumbass, we're not going to play tennis.
JJ Biggs: Then what are we going to do?
Jake Hudson: You're going to stand at the opposite side of this room whilst I shoot tennis balls that will be flying at speeds up to ninety-five miles-per-hour in your direction.
JJ Biggs: Huh?! Have you lost your fucking mind?
[ That's the kind of question a person would ask his friend after he's actually said he's enjoyed watching a Shaun Sexton interview. ]
Jake Hudson: No, I know what I'm doing. This will help you improve your senses for your Television Title match at Aftermath. You see, by evading these tennis balls you will improve your vision and most importantly, your speed.
JJ Biggs: I don't think so.
Jake Hudson: Look, I want you to evade the tennis balls. It's not that hard. When you have one flying at your face, imagine it as a fist or a kick from Sexton or Cairo flying in your direction. If you're able to avoid it, then you will have enough speed to avoid most of the offensive attacks that will be thrown in your direction during your match at Aftermath.
JJ Biggs: How fast are these tennis balls going to be flying again?
Jake Hudson: Up to ninety-five miles-per-hour.
[ A disgusted look appears on JJ's face. It's the type of look a normal person gets while watching a match involving Bobby Cairo. ]
Jake Hudson: Good luck.
JJ shakes his head in disbelief as he slowly walks down to the other end of the room; once he arrives, he leans against the wall awaiting the tennis balls. Jake looks down at JJ who's looking disoriented.
Jake Hudson: What's wrong? They're just tennis balls, you don't have nothing to worry about.
JJ Biggs: No, I don't have nothing to worry about. Besides the fact that I'm going to leave this Gym today covered in bruises that are only going to hurt worse as the hours go by.
Jake Hudson: Then I suggest you avoid getting hit with them as much as you can. If you do that, you won't have to worry about bruising.
Jake smiles as he turns on the tennis ball machine. It rumbles to life and JJ shakes his head as he doesn't like the idea at all. Jake reaches for a tennis ball and he slides it into the tennis ball machine. It flies out of it and JJ, who wasn't ready, gets drilled with the ball directly in the chest.[/b]
JJ Biggs: What the hell are you doing? I wasn't ready!
Jake slides another tennis ball in the machine and this time JJ manages to move to the left to avoid it.[/b]
Jake Hudson: I don't think your opponents this week are going to wait until your ready before they hit you in the mouth or whatever kind of offense they are going to bring to the table.
JJ Biggs: Whatever.
Jake slides another tennis ball into the machine and he quickly follows it with a second. JJ ducks under the first one, but that put him in perfect position for the second one which drills him right in the forehead.[/b]
Jake Hudson: What's going on down there? I thought you were born better than the competition!
JJ Biggs: I am.
Jake sends a couple more tennis balls in the direction of JJ. He moves to the left to avoid one and he immediately has to move to the right because the second one is coming right at him.[/b]
Jake Hudson: We'll see about that, JJ.
Suddenly, Jake stops sending tennis balls through the machine for a couple of moments. This allows JJ to get a small rest and he's taking advantage. He's bent forward, with his hands on his knees. He is quickly disturbed in his state of rest as a tennis ball about ten miles per hour faster nails him in the top of the head. It causes him to stumble backwards into the wall. Meanwhile, Jake is laughing down at the other end of the room.
JJ Biggs: Why did you change the speed?
He doesn't get an answer, though. Instead, he gets about four more tennis balls in his direction. He manages to avoid all of them. Jake sends a couple more down at JJ, before turning the machine off. JJ is sweating down at the other end of the room as he takes a seat on the floor. Jake walks around the machine and he makes his way down to the other side of the room.
Jake Hudson: Good job. As far as I'm concerned, you're fully prepared for your match at Aftermath.
JJ Biggs: I'm going to tear their heads off of their shoulders.
Jake Hudson: Why?
JJ Biggs: Because I was born better!
The scene slowly fades out to a black screen...
OOC: Seth said I could still use the "born better" gimmick because I never even knew of Orton using it. If he said I couldn't use it, then I wouldn't have.
JJ Biggs: Of course.
Jake Hudson: Good.
Jake Hudson and JJ Biggs are sitting in Jake's office inside of his wrestling gym. He has the building closed, so there isn't anyone using his facility at the moment. He's sitting behind the desk, with his feet propped up onto the table, and JJ Biggs is sitting in an uncomfortable steel chair which is in front of Jake's desk.
Jake Hudson: However, I think we need to address something that I think you're going to need in your match.
JJ Biggs: What's that?
Jake Hudson: Speed! I'm sure you realize that Shaun Sexton weighs about seventy pounds less than you and Bobby Cairo ways about fifty pounds less than you. Those two are going to use their speed as an advantage and they are going to run circles around you.
JJ Biggs: You honestly think they are going to run circles around me in the ring? I am a former WCF World Champion!
Jake Hudson: So is Cairo.
JJ Biggs: You're point? Bobby Cairo was the man that I defeated to gain the championship. I honestly don't understand why Shaun Sexton is even our Television Champion. The man cannot hold a match with one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of this business, me. When I was in the ring with him last week, he kept slacking off and almost every offensive move he attempted was half-assed. I don't know if he was thinking about being in a bedroom with Lance Bass or if he is just THAT terrible of a wrestler. I think it's time he's discovered the true talent that is inside of WCF. No, I'm not talking about that worthless piece of trash Cairo, but I'm talking about myself.
Jake Hudson: I know you have more talent than these two, but I don't want you to have to work harder than you should. Therefore, I've designed a workout that will allow you to have the power advantage and be on their level when it comes to speed.
JJ Biggs: What's that?
Jake Hudson: Follow me.
The two of them walk out of Jake's office and they head towards a corridor and they take a left into the first door on the left. The first thing that JJ notices once he is in the room is there is a Tennis Ball Machine. There is an entire basket of tennis balls to the left of the machine. The room is pretty big and that machine is the only piece of equipment inside. Jake and JJ make their way towards the machine.
JJ Biggs: If we're going to play tennis, you're going to need to put up a net first, Jake.
Jake Hudson: No, dumbass, we're not going to play tennis.
JJ Biggs: Then what are we going to do?
Jake Hudson: You're going to stand at the opposite side of this room whilst I shoot tennis balls that will be flying at speeds up to ninety-five miles-per-hour in your direction.
JJ Biggs: Huh?! Have you lost your fucking mind?
[ That's the kind of question a person would ask his friend after he's actually said he's enjoyed watching a Shaun Sexton interview. ]
Jake Hudson: No, I know what I'm doing. This will help you improve your senses for your Television Title match at Aftermath. You see, by evading these tennis balls you will improve your vision and most importantly, your speed.
JJ Biggs: I don't think so.
Jake Hudson: Look, I want you to evade the tennis balls. It's not that hard. When you have one flying at your face, imagine it as a fist or a kick from Sexton or Cairo flying in your direction. If you're able to avoid it, then you will have enough speed to avoid most of the offensive attacks that will be thrown in your direction during your match at Aftermath.
JJ Biggs: How fast are these tennis balls going to be flying again?
Jake Hudson: Up to ninety-five miles-per-hour.
[ A disgusted look appears on JJ's face. It's the type of look a normal person gets while watching a match involving Bobby Cairo. ]
Jake Hudson: Good luck.
JJ shakes his head in disbelief as he slowly walks down to the other end of the room; once he arrives, he leans against the wall awaiting the tennis balls. Jake looks down at JJ who's looking disoriented.
Jake Hudson: What's wrong? They're just tennis balls, you don't have nothing to worry about.
JJ Biggs: No, I don't have nothing to worry about. Besides the fact that I'm going to leave this Gym today covered in bruises that are only going to hurt worse as the hours go by.
Jake Hudson: Then I suggest you avoid getting hit with them as much as you can. If you do that, you won't have to worry about bruising.
Jake smiles as he turns on the tennis ball machine. It rumbles to life and JJ shakes his head as he doesn't like the idea at all. Jake reaches for a tennis ball and he slides it into the tennis ball machine. It flies out of it and JJ, who wasn't ready, gets drilled with the ball directly in the chest.[/b]
JJ Biggs: What the hell are you doing? I wasn't ready!
Jake slides another tennis ball in the machine and this time JJ manages to move to the left to avoid it.[/b]
Jake Hudson: I don't think your opponents this week are going to wait until your ready before they hit you in the mouth or whatever kind of offense they are going to bring to the table.
JJ Biggs: Whatever.
Jake slides another tennis ball into the machine and he quickly follows it with a second. JJ ducks under the first one, but that put him in perfect position for the second one which drills him right in the forehead.[/b]
Jake Hudson: What's going on down there? I thought you were born better than the competition!
JJ Biggs: I am.
Jake sends a couple more tennis balls in the direction of JJ. He moves to the left to avoid one and he immediately has to move to the right because the second one is coming right at him.[/b]
Jake Hudson: We'll see about that, JJ.
Suddenly, Jake stops sending tennis balls through the machine for a couple of moments. This allows JJ to get a small rest and he's taking advantage. He's bent forward, with his hands on his knees. He is quickly disturbed in his state of rest as a tennis ball about ten miles per hour faster nails him in the top of the head. It causes him to stumble backwards into the wall. Meanwhile, Jake is laughing down at the other end of the room.
JJ Biggs: Why did you change the speed?
He doesn't get an answer, though. Instead, he gets about four more tennis balls in his direction. He manages to avoid all of them. Jake sends a couple more down at JJ, before turning the machine off. JJ is sweating down at the other end of the room as he takes a seat on the floor. Jake walks around the machine and he makes his way down to the other side of the room.
Jake Hudson: Good job. As far as I'm concerned, you're fully prepared for your match at Aftermath.
JJ Biggs: I'm going to tear their heads off of their shoulders.
Jake Hudson: Why?
JJ Biggs: Because I was born better!
The scene slowly fades out to a black screen...
OOC: Seth said I could still use the "born better" gimmick because I never even knew of Orton using it. If he said I couldn't use it, then I wouldn't have.
