Post by Ace Resoland on Apr 9, 2006 10:20:27 GMT -5
Ace is sat in the corner of a dark hotel room, the blinds are drawn and it’s just around dusk. There is a slight murmur of traffic as all of the normal people are returning home from there boring and lifeless jobs to there ‘loving’ wives who are most probably sleeping with the mailman or a co-worker, the teenagers who are on more drugs than Kurt Kobain and Jimmy Hendrix and the infants who forgot who have probably forgotten who they are by the time they get home from working those 9 to 5 hours. Ace looks up as if he has just realised of the audience that is watching him think out loud.
Ace: Welcome, welcome I have invited you all here to once again talk about my forth coming match at slam between myself, Jack of Blades and JJ Biggs.
[Ace pauses a few seconds before continuing]
First of all Jack of Blades I want to talk about you, yes that’s right you. Now I know we have quite the little history, hell it sounds like it was written by Shakespeare himself, but our history will not stop me from ripping the skin from your face with my own finger nails, and another reason apart from me you are not going to win is the fact that you are hung up on Sleeps with Blades take that as you will people.
Now JJ Biggs I get onto you and your little bastard eunich. I hear you’re a bit of a drunk and that you jobbed to an elderly woman with a stick, but you don’t have to worry about me hitting you with a stick you have to worry about me hitting you with the ACErbic or the Ace of Spades and believe me it will hurt a hell of a lot more than an old woman with a stick and anyway by the sound of things you will be too drunk to wrestle anyway either there will be no way to steal my victory this time after I pin you 1 2 3 and go on to face Tommy Havock for the TV title.
This finally brings me to you Tommy Havock, now I know you think you are untouchable at the moment now that Logan is running the show and the ToT is in control but however much interference or run ins there are you will still end up going down quicker than that new girl you have Chrissy after I chuck a dollar her way, actually come to think of it you better make that a cent I don’t want to over pay and once that has happened my arm will be raised holding the WCF TV title. Do you know why, well it’s because I AM THE HIGHEST CARD IN THE DECK and you can’t outdraw me!!
Ace: Welcome, welcome I have invited you all here to once again talk about my forth coming match at slam between myself, Jack of Blades and JJ Biggs.
[Ace pauses a few seconds before continuing]
First of all Jack of Blades I want to talk about you, yes that’s right you. Now I know we have quite the little history, hell it sounds like it was written by Shakespeare himself, but our history will not stop me from ripping the skin from your face with my own finger nails, and another reason apart from me you are not going to win is the fact that you are hung up on Sleeps with Blades take that as you will people.
Now JJ Biggs I get onto you and your little bastard eunich. I hear you’re a bit of a drunk and that you jobbed to an elderly woman with a stick, but you don’t have to worry about me hitting you with a stick you have to worry about me hitting you with the ACErbic or the Ace of Spades and believe me it will hurt a hell of a lot more than an old woman with a stick and anyway by the sound of things you will be too drunk to wrestle anyway either there will be no way to steal my victory this time after I pin you 1 2 3 and go on to face Tommy Havock for the TV title.
This finally brings me to you Tommy Havock, now I know you think you are untouchable at the moment now that Logan is running the show and the ToT is in control but however much interference or run ins there are you will still end up going down quicker than that new girl you have Chrissy after I chuck a dollar her way, actually come to think of it you better make that a cent I don’t want to over pay and once that has happened my arm will be raised holding the WCF TV title. Do you know why, well it’s because I AM THE HIGHEST CARD IN THE DECK and you can’t outdraw me!!
