Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing

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Bobby: "I'm going to find out the truth about Dennis Regent once and for all. Do you think it could be true, Jasper? Could Regent really be a multi-billionaire megalomaniac, hell-bent on brainwashing the entire world through the guise of an energy drink?"

Jasper: "I've seen a woman slam dunk a basketball. Anything is possible."

[They arrive at the facility. Jasper pulls up to the front entrance. Bobby gets out of the car.]

Bobby: "If I'm not back in one hour, you know what to do."

Jasper: "I go in with guns blazing kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out?"

Bobby: "You got it, bro."

[Bobby walks over to the front doors of the building and steps inside. Once inside he is stopped by a security guard.]

Security Guard: "Sir, do you have an appointment?"

Bobby: "No. I'm Bobby Cairo, the wrestler... the next spokesman for Blue Thunder!"

Security Guard: "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Cairo. I didn't recognize you. Have you lost weight?"

Bobby: "Actually I have. But the reason why I'm here is because I need to speak to the plant supervisor, Nick Howard."

Security Guard: "I can take you to Mr. Howard's office. Follow me."

[The guard leads Bobby to Howard's office and knocks on the door.]

Mr. Howard: "Who is it?"

Security Guard: "Mr. Howard, you have a visitor. Bobby Cairo is here."

[After a brief pause...]

Mr. Howard: "Let him in."

[The guard opens the door and Bobby walks into the office.]

Mr. Howard: "Mr. Cairo, please have a seat. What brings you here today?"

Bobby: "I'm here to find the truth, Mr. Howard. I have reason to believe that something very suspicious is going on here. Something that could alter the entire course of humanity."

[Howard becomes very nervous, his eyes shifting from side to side.]

Mr. Howard: "I don't know what you're talking about. Frankly, that sounds...ridiculous."

Bobby: "Is that's why you're sweating, Mr. Howard?"

Mr. Howard: "I can't talk about this. You don't understand what goes on here!"

Bobby: "So it's all true, isn't it? Regent is plotting to take over the world!"

Mr. Howard: "Cairo, you're putting both of us in danger by being here and talking about this."

Bobby: "I need your help! I want to nail this bastard!"

Mr. Howard: "You don't understand! Regent is a very powerful man. He can make both of us disappear in the blink of an eye!"

Bobby: "How can he do that? He's not above the law."

Mr. Howard: "He has connections...to the Gramaza crime family. When Regent needs someone to 'solve a problem', he contacts Gramaza."

Bobby: "And you're a party to all of this?"

Mr. Howard: "I have no choice. I have a wife, kids...there's no way that Regent would let anyone leave this company. Not with the secrets that we know."

Bobby: "It so happens, Mr. Howard, that I was contacted by a former employee of this company. He's the one who sent me here."

Mr. Howard: "Could it be...God, it must be Ted Dayton."

Bobby: "Who is Ted Dayton?"

Mr. Howard: "He was the Vice President of Regent Industries. We always thought Regent had him killed."

Bobby: "Why would he do that?"

Mr. Howard: "Dayton was the only one to confront Regent about his plan, but Regent would have none of it. He fired Dayton in front of the entire plant to make an example out of him. You're the first one to hear from him since."

Bobby: "That must be why he contacted me instead of going public himself. He didn't think anyone would believe him after he was fired."

Mr. Howard: "You know, if Ted trusted you with this then maybe I can help you after all."

Bobby: "That's good, Mr. Howard. I'll need all of the existing records related to the doping."

Mr. Howard: "It won't be easy, but I can get them to you tomorrow evening. I'll deliver them personally."

Bobby: "Once I have that information, I can put this sick son of a bitch away."

Mr. Howard: "I just hope that you know what you're doing."

Bobby: "So do I, Mr. Howard. So do I..."