Post by logan on Aug 24, 2006 20:32:44 GMT -5
The scene opens up, Logan, and the camera man are driving in a car to the gym. Logan is sitting in the passenger seat with his arms crossed, as the camera man drives sitting the camera on the dash. Logan looks a bit more presentable now, shaved, cleaned, and is sporting some regular gym attire. They drive down the road, Logan not speaking. The camera man reaches over, and turns on the radio. He tunes in for a second, finding the station he wants. Logan switches the channel. The camera man switches it back.
Logan: Ah come on, that was Mean Mistreater! I think of Torture when I hear that song, how he popped my beloved Linda.
Logan switches it back.
Camera Man: Okay, fine.. sigh..
Logan: It's the live one! Yees.
Camera Man: I hope you enjoy the song, we're almost here.
Logan: Mean mistreaterrr.. you make me cry, you lay around, and watch me diiieeee. Can't you see I'm reaalll, are you satisfieeeddd with the way you feeeelll.
They arrive in the front of the gym, Logan, and the camera man step out of the car.
Logan: Ah crap, now I can't get the song out of my head.
Camera Man: Uh yeah, that's a sad one alright.
They walk through the front doors, a few people spot Logan, and freak out.
Logan: I'm sorry, no autographs at this moment.
They all groan, dropping the rocks in their hands they planned on throwing.
Camera Man: I doubt they wanted autographs.
Logan: I'm Logan, who wouldn't want an autograph?
Camera Man: Torture?
Logan: I'm going autograph that boudle a Connector this Sunday, from yours truly.
Camera Man: Hu--?
Logan: SHUT UP! Just film me, stop talking.
Logan makes his way into the gym, and quickly spots the tread mill. Logan hops onto to it, and practices some moon walking.
Camera Man: Your dancing, not training.
Logan: This is just my way of breaking a sweat.
Logan has it on the slowest speed possible. Moon walking.
Logan: Get you some of this Torture, see what you've got on this. You know what Torture, I could MOON WALK circles around you. You like that baby girl?
Logan stops moon walking, and steps off the tread mill.
Logan: Wow, what a work out. I think this went really good, I feel more positive about myself right now. But, you know Torture.. it doesn't matter rather I'd train, or not. I'm still going to win. Simple as that. How can you not see this? How do you not understand it? I'm Logan, it's just self explanatory. I live to beat people down like you, people who think they are on top of the world, but yet are still green in a way. You think you can out smart me, Torture? I've been here a long time, I know all the tricks in the book. I'll admit Tort, I'll give you credit where credit is due, you've got good potential going into a "Logan match". You'll probably give me a fight, but that's all. Don't worry, I won't make you look that bad.. I'll try to make you look somewhat good in the ring. I would like to give you a suggestion though, before you even start thinking about beating me you should take a few years before that thought rushes through your head again, go ahead, and get yourself a couple more championships under your name. That sound good? Maybe you should go beat a few more boudles, get a few more years experience, and maybe ONE day.. just one day you might get your little spot on the hall of fame that you've worked so hard for. Ha, yeah right. You wonder why your not on the hall of fame? Like you said, you've only been here three years. What in the hell have you done for WCF that is worth calling a accomplishment?! Wow, you held on to the hardcore title the longest.. and you just won your very first world title, in your life! Not just WCF, but your whole life. You also mentioned about how I've left WCF before, and went to play with the big boys. Yeah, your right I have done that.. but my success you explained of was a bit far fetched then you told everyone. Torture, I'm on hall of fame in other feds, I've won world titles in other feds.. I'm NOT just respected here. Do you understand that at all? My name goes a little bit further than just WCF, and I've only actually quit this place twice in my seven years of being here. The rest I was just fired, but eh.. that's just history. No need to dread on the past shall we? I guess sometimes I have to correct you though, since your so dead set on bringing up little facts about my past that YOU think are wrong. Well, Tort.. I've got more training to do for our BIG match. Haha..
Logan jumps back on the tread mill, doing moon walks as the scene fades out.
Logan: Ah come on, that was Mean Mistreater! I think of Torture when I hear that song, how he popped my beloved Linda.
Logan switches it back.
Camera Man: Okay, fine.. sigh..
Logan: It's the live one! Yees.
Camera Man: I hope you enjoy the song, we're almost here.
Logan: Mean mistreaterrr.. you make me cry, you lay around, and watch me diiieeee. Can't you see I'm reaalll, are you satisfieeeddd with the way you feeeelll.
They arrive in the front of the gym, Logan, and the camera man step out of the car.
Logan: Ah crap, now I can't get the song out of my head.
Camera Man: Uh yeah, that's a sad one alright.
They walk through the front doors, a few people spot Logan, and freak out.
Logan: I'm sorry, no autographs at this moment.
They all groan, dropping the rocks in their hands they planned on throwing.
Camera Man: I doubt they wanted autographs.
Logan: I'm Logan, who wouldn't want an autograph?
Camera Man: Torture?
Logan: I'm going autograph that boudle a Connector this Sunday, from yours truly.
Camera Man: Hu--?
Logan: SHUT UP! Just film me, stop talking.
Logan makes his way into the gym, and quickly spots the tread mill. Logan hops onto to it, and practices some moon walking.
Camera Man: Your dancing, not training.
Logan: This is just my way of breaking a sweat.
Logan has it on the slowest speed possible. Moon walking.
Logan: Get you some of this Torture, see what you've got on this. You know what Torture, I could MOON WALK circles around you. You like that baby girl?
Logan stops moon walking, and steps off the tread mill.
Logan: Wow, what a work out. I think this went really good, I feel more positive about myself right now. But, you know Torture.. it doesn't matter rather I'd train, or not. I'm still going to win. Simple as that. How can you not see this? How do you not understand it? I'm Logan, it's just self explanatory. I live to beat people down like you, people who think they are on top of the world, but yet are still green in a way. You think you can out smart me, Torture? I've been here a long time, I know all the tricks in the book. I'll admit Tort, I'll give you credit where credit is due, you've got good potential going into a "Logan match". You'll probably give me a fight, but that's all. Don't worry, I won't make you look that bad.. I'll try to make you look somewhat good in the ring. I would like to give you a suggestion though, before you even start thinking about beating me you should take a few years before that thought rushes through your head again, go ahead, and get yourself a couple more championships under your name. That sound good? Maybe you should go beat a few more boudles, get a few more years experience, and maybe ONE day.. just one day you might get your little spot on the hall of fame that you've worked so hard for. Ha, yeah right. You wonder why your not on the hall of fame? Like you said, you've only been here three years. What in the hell have you done for WCF that is worth calling a accomplishment?! Wow, you held on to the hardcore title the longest.. and you just won your very first world title, in your life! Not just WCF, but your whole life. You also mentioned about how I've left WCF before, and went to play with the big boys. Yeah, your right I have done that.. but my success you explained of was a bit far fetched then you told everyone. Torture, I'm on hall of fame in other feds, I've won world titles in other feds.. I'm NOT just respected here. Do you understand that at all? My name goes a little bit further than just WCF, and I've only actually quit this place twice in my seven years of being here. The rest I was just fired, but eh.. that's just history. No need to dread on the past shall we? I guess sometimes I have to correct you though, since your so dead set on bringing up little facts about my past that YOU think are wrong. Well, Tort.. I've got more training to do for our BIG match. Haha..
Logan jumps back on the tread mill, doing moon walks as the scene fades out.
