Post by recklessjack on Feb 15, 2006 21:58:30 GMT -5
(This is a dual fed RP, for NWA and WCF)
We start off in an early morning setting. We appear to be at a church of all places. There are many people dressed up in their best clothes. Some people are even in tuxes and dresses. Many of these people are seated as we look around in the grand church. There are many stained glass windows, depicting a biblical scene of sorts. As we continue the grand journey across the church. We come into a room with a couple of men, getting ready for what appears to be… a wedding! In this room, we see that Reckless Jack is getting ready for what appears to be his big day. We also see a few other faces that look familiar to us. We see that Chris is very uncomfortable in his tux. He is trying to get out of the tux, but Reckless Jack slaps him on the head in a stern matter. Chris rubs his head as he walks out of the room. Then we see that Reckless Jack only has one other man in the room. It looks to be his old runnin buddy, Fantastic Joe.
Joe: So are you ready for this man?
*Here on in, Reckless Jack is know as Brad Wallace, his real name.*
Brad: I was born ready Joe, you know me. Always ready to roll. Like back in the day man.
Joe: Hell yeah! But I’m really happy that you are no longer a pissy, little emo bitch.
Brad: Yeah, I’ll agree to that. When I’m with Lucy, nothing makes me happier. With Chris too, I have my family complete once again. Chris gets a mom and I get my life partner. I love this Joe, I love it.
Joe: Good to hear man. Anyways, we better get out there soon. Don’t want to be late.
Brad: Yeah, but Lucy always run a bit late.
Joe: Heh, you proved that already.
Brad: Dude, shut up. She told me she had birth control with her. Oh well, can’t complain. I’ll have another kid running around the place.
Joe: Uh, take out that lip piercing out dude.
Brad: No way man, Lucy is keeping her on and all. So I figure its all good.
Joe: Alright, let’s roll man.
Brad and Joe leave the room and head to the alter, but we don’t follow them. We instead go to a room that has about four women in it. We head on in.
Lucy: Wow, I just can’t believe I am getting married. This is so exciting.
Woman #1: I know, this is so cool. Brad is so totally hot, if you didn’t have him, I’d be all over it Lucy. I’m sorry.
Lucy: I know, he is a totally hottie. I’m so glad we met on that blind date a couple of months ago. Then he totally… I better not go there.
Woman #2: Why not? Is it that steamy?
Lucy: Duh, Brad really knows how to satisfy a woman. Damn!
Woman #3: Shouldn’t we get going now? It’s almost time to get there babe.
Lucy: Yeah, but I want to tease him a bit by waiting.
Woman #4: You are such a bitch!
Now we go to the alter of the church where Brad is standing along with Joe, waiting for Lucy and the bridesmaids to show up. The people are getting restless as we notice some wrestling stars in the crowd. We see some NWA people in the crowd: Dark Prophet, JJ Biggs, Jon Michaels and a few other people. Then we see some WCF guys, which have “Reckless Jack Is a Dick” signs. Brad laughs once he sees them. They flip him off now. Brad shrugs his shoulders. Joe looks at his watch as we finally hear “The Wedding March.” Chris comes out with the ring on the pillow as a little girl follows him, throwing the flowers. Then finally, Lucy comes down the aisle. Everyone stands up as she walks down. People are crying already. We look over to see that it’s WCF’s Seth Lerch. People look at him and snicker. Lerch puts his head down in shame. Once Lucy is up at the alter, everyone sits down. We are shown the door as this part is private and not available to the public.
About a forty five minutes later, we hear clapping and the organ playing again. The doors open as the wedding party is coming out now. We cut the feed for a while.
Now we are back in the reception area where there is food, beer, and a DJ. Brad and Lucy are snuggled up next to each other, with Brad drinking a glass of water and Lucy having a cold beer. They make a little kiss as Joe has the music turned down. Joe then grabs a microphone.
Joe: Ladies and gentlemen and the animals know as pro wrestlers.
The wrestlers all yell out.
Joe: Yeah, yeah, shut up. Anyways, it has been over what now, twelve years since we have become friends. In that time Brad, we have shared some good times. From the first time we snuck beer from my dad and got so wasted we vowed to never drink again. I’m glad you kept that promise. From the time when we almost got to state in football in high school. We got screwed in that game man. Then there was the time when we painted your room full of naked chicks. God, man, those were the days. Then there was the day when your life changed. When you got convicted of a crime, when you got out and well, conceived Chris. The day when you married Jessica, R.I.P. The day she died and Chris was born. I was there with you man and I will always be there for you. We are friends till death man, no matter how it happens.
Joe hands the mic to someone else as tears are rolling down Brad’s cheeks. A few people are clapping at that short but beautiful speech. Now people are coming up to say things about the new couple. The first one to get there is none other then Jon Michaels. A few people boo, mainly the WCF wrestlers, at him.
Jon Michaels: Kiss my butt. Just kidding. Anyways, my history with Brad Wallace, better known as Reckless Jack has been a crazy one on and off the camera. On camera, we used to be friends before we did this angle where he snapped on him and for the lack of better terms, beat the shit out of. Now we are shown as enemies in the ring no matter what, but we have that certain matter of respect. Off the camera though, we have a lot of fun. Such as our Christmas party this year, where I got your ass drunk. Our kids get along to, especially Chris and my daughter Sarah. Where did they go off too anyways? Our wife's get along nicely. If it wasn’t for you, I would be in the gutter right now. If it wasn’t for you, we wouldn’t be so well known. We helped make each other man. Like Joe said, friends till we die.
A few more people clap now as Brad gets the microphone. The room falls silent now. Brad holds the mic low for a minute, trying to compose the words he wants to say.
Brad: God, this is just… if only mom was here to see this.
Two people stand up in the room. Brad points to them.
Brad: You see those two people right there? That is my brother and sister. Those two have helped me out in my life so much, I can’t stop thanking them. I want to thank them for helping me out in my trial. I want to thank them for being there when Jessica died and Chris was born. I want to thank them for being at almost all of my shows. I want to thank them for being so damn cool. Jack, Mary, I love you guys.
Jack and Mary come up towards Brad as they all hug. People are crying at the site of what’s left of a family hugging as a complete unit. They go sit back down as Brad continues on.
Brad: Now that’s done, the next person I want to address is Joe. Joe, all the shit we have done. All the shit we have seen. We have done it like a couple of guys who like to have fun. I know you forgot a few things we did as kids. Like the time we dressed up your dad in a dress when he was passed out from working. Or the time when we pulled down Jack’s pants and sprayed his ass full of whipped cream. God that was fun man. But we have also seen some serious things as well. Such as your mom dying after that sudden heart attack. Such as when you tore your knee out and you were told you could never wrestle again. But we have also showed our guts. You never got down after you heard the news, you kept on going. That is why you are a road agent and a semi-trainer for up and coming talent. Like you and Jon said, friends until death man. Whenever that bitch comes to get us.
Now, there seems to be the matter of my wrestling career. I would like to thank Seth Lerch and his gangly crew of WCF wrestlers for giving me a warm welcome to the wrestling world. For taking in a stupid ass rookie who thought he was the best there was. You guys humbled my ass on more then one occasion. I would also like to thank WCF for putting up with the shit I constantly give you. Even you Lerch, you’ll laid someday.
Then we have the other place that is big in my life right now, the NWA. The place where I could become undisputed World Champion in just a week or two. No other place has been willing to take this big of risk on a guy who was called a “spot monkey.” I would like to thank you guys for that.
Now, there is one person would couldn’t be here tonight that I would like to say thanks to, that is the former owner of XCW, Red Fusion. I know some people are gonna bitch and moan about this, but the place wasn’t bad. Sure I had to play the game, but it was that or get played.
I just don’t know what else to say really. This has just been one of the best days of my life. That’s all I really gotta say.
Brad puts hands the mic over to his new wife, Lucy Wallace. She looks confused about what to say, but that is how she always looks.
Lucy: I’m not that good about speaking in public, not like my new hubby over here. I guess, I would just like to say that I am finally happy with my life. I would also like to reveal the gender of the baby that is on the way. Only Brad knows what the gender is. I am having a boy…
The crowd starts to clap.
Lucy: … and a girl. I am having twins!
People start to clap and cheer loudly. Brad goes over to hug and kiss Lucy. He grabs the mic from her.
Brad: We have already decided on the names too. The girl will be named, Alice, after my mother. Why don’t you tell them what the boy’s name will be.
Lucy: We have decided to name the boy, Allen. Alice and Allen, the Wallace twins are due in August.
Brad: Now, let’s enjoy the night folks, start that music back up. Play something good too.
“Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot comes over the speakers as Lucy laughs. Brad smacks her on the ass as they go out and dance. We let them enjoy the rest of the night as we turn the camera off.
We start off in an early morning setting. We appear to be at a church of all places. There are many people dressed up in their best clothes. Some people are even in tuxes and dresses. Many of these people are seated as we look around in the grand church. There are many stained glass windows, depicting a biblical scene of sorts. As we continue the grand journey across the church. We come into a room with a couple of men, getting ready for what appears to be… a wedding! In this room, we see that Reckless Jack is getting ready for what appears to be his big day. We also see a few other faces that look familiar to us. We see that Chris is very uncomfortable in his tux. He is trying to get out of the tux, but Reckless Jack slaps him on the head in a stern matter. Chris rubs his head as he walks out of the room. Then we see that Reckless Jack only has one other man in the room. It looks to be his old runnin buddy, Fantastic Joe.
Joe: So are you ready for this man?
*Here on in, Reckless Jack is know as Brad Wallace, his real name.*
Brad: I was born ready Joe, you know me. Always ready to roll. Like back in the day man.
Joe: Hell yeah! But I’m really happy that you are no longer a pissy, little emo bitch.
Brad: Yeah, I’ll agree to that. When I’m with Lucy, nothing makes me happier. With Chris too, I have my family complete once again. Chris gets a mom and I get my life partner. I love this Joe, I love it.
Joe: Good to hear man. Anyways, we better get out there soon. Don’t want to be late.
Brad: Yeah, but Lucy always run a bit late.
Joe: Heh, you proved that already.
Brad: Dude, shut up. She told me she had birth control with her. Oh well, can’t complain. I’ll have another kid running around the place.
Joe: Uh, take out that lip piercing out dude.
Brad: No way man, Lucy is keeping her on and all. So I figure its all good.
Joe: Alright, let’s roll man.
Brad and Joe leave the room and head to the alter, but we don’t follow them. We instead go to a room that has about four women in it. We head on in.
Lucy: Wow, I just can’t believe I am getting married. This is so exciting.
Woman #1: I know, this is so cool. Brad is so totally hot, if you didn’t have him, I’d be all over it Lucy. I’m sorry.
Lucy: I know, he is a totally hottie. I’m so glad we met on that blind date a couple of months ago. Then he totally… I better not go there.
Woman #2: Why not? Is it that steamy?
Lucy: Duh, Brad really knows how to satisfy a woman. Damn!
Woman #3: Shouldn’t we get going now? It’s almost time to get there babe.
Lucy: Yeah, but I want to tease him a bit by waiting.
Woman #4: You are such a bitch!
Now we go to the alter of the church where Brad is standing along with Joe, waiting for Lucy and the bridesmaids to show up. The people are getting restless as we notice some wrestling stars in the crowd. We see some NWA people in the crowd: Dark Prophet, JJ Biggs, Jon Michaels and a few other people. Then we see some WCF guys, which have “Reckless Jack Is a Dick” signs. Brad laughs once he sees them. They flip him off now. Brad shrugs his shoulders. Joe looks at his watch as we finally hear “The Wedding March.” Chris comes out with the ring on the pillow as a little girl follows him, throwing the flowers. Then finally, Lucy comes down the aisle. Everyone stands up as she walks down. People are crying already. We look over to see that it’s WCF’s Seth Lerch. People look at him and snicker. Lerch puts his head down in shame. Once Lucy is up at the alter, everyone sits down. We are shown the door as this part is private and not available to the public.
About a forty five minutes later, we hear clapping and the organ playing again. The doors open as the wedding party is coming out now. We cut the feed for a while.
Now we are back in the reception area where there is food, beer, and a DJ. Brad and Lucy are snuggled up next to each other, with Brad drinking a glass of water and Lucy having a cold beer. They make a little kiss as Joe has the music turned down. Joe then grabs a microphone.
Joe: Ladies and gentlemen and the animals know as pro wrestlers.
The wrestlers all yell out.
Joe: Yeah, yeah, shut up. Anyways, it has been over what now, twelve years since we have become friends. In that time Brad, we have shared some good times. From the first time we snuck beer from my dad and got so wasted we vowed to never drink again. I’m glad you kept that promise. From the time when we almost got to state in football in high school. We got screwed in that game man. Then there was the time when we painted your room full of naked chicks. God, man, those were the days. Then there was the day when your life changed. When you got convicted of a crime, when you got out and well, conceived Chris. The day when you married Jessica, R.I.P. The day she died and Chris was born. I was there with you man and I will always be there for you. We are friends till death man, no matter how it happens.
Joe hands the mic to someone else as tears are rolling down Brad’s cheeks. A few people are clapping at that short but beautiful speech. Now people are coming up to say things about the new couple. The first one to get there is none other then Jon Michaels. A few people boo, mainly the WCF wrestlers, at him.
Jon Michaels: Kiss my butt. Just kidding. Anyways, my history with Brad Wallace, better known as Reckless Jack has been a crazy one on and off the camera. On camera, we used to be friends before we did this angle where he snapped on him and for the lack of better terms, beat the shit out of. Now we are shown as enemies in the ring no matter what, but we have that certain matter of respect. Off the camera though, we have a lot of fun. Such as our Christmas party this year, where I got your ass drunk. Our kids get along to, especially Chris and my daughter Sarah. Where did they go off too anyways? Our wife's get along nicely. If it wasn’t for you, I would be in the gutter right now. If it wasn’t for you, we wouldn’t be so well known. We helped make each other man. Like Joe said, friends till we die.
A few more people clap now as Brad gets the microphone. The room falls silent now. Brad holds the mic low for a minute, trying to compose the words he wants to say.
Brad: God, this is just… if only mom was here to see this.
Two people stand up in the room. Brad points to them.
Brad: You see those two people right there? That is my brother and sister. Those two have helped me out in my life so much, I can’t stop thanking them. I want to thank them for helping me out in my trial. I want to thank them for being there when Jessica died and Chris was born. I want to thank them for being at almost all of my shows. I want to thank them for being so damn cool. Jack, Mary, I love you guys.
Jack and Mary come up towards Brad as they all hug. People are crying at the site of what’s left of a family hugging as a complete unit. They go sit back down as Brad continues on.
Brad: Now that’s done, the next person I want to address is Joe. Joe, all the shit we have done. All the shit we have seen. We have done it like a couple of guys who like to have fun. I know you forgot a few things we did as kids. Like the time we dressed up your dad in a dress when he was passed out from working. Or the time when we pulled down Jack’s pants and sprayed his ass full of whipped cream. God that was fun man. But we have also seen some serious things as well. Such as your mom dying after that sudden heart attack. Such as when you tore your knee out and you were told you could never wrestle again. But we have also showed our guts. You never got down after you heard the news, you kept on going. That is why you are a road agent and a semi-trainer for up and coming talent. Like you and Jon said, friends until death man. Whenever that bitch comes to get us.
Now, there seems to be the matter of my wrestling career. I would like to thank Seth Lerch and his gangly crew of WCF wrestlers for giving me a warm welcome to the wrestling world. For taking in a stupid ass rookie who thought he was the best there was. You guys humbled my ass on more then one occasion. I would also like to thank WCF for putting up with the shit I constantly give you. Even you Lerch, you’ll laid someday.
Then we have the other place that is big in my life right now, the NWA. The place where I could become undisputed World Champion in just a week or two. No other place has been willing to take this big of risk on a guy who was called a “spot monkey.” I would like to thank you guys for that.
Now, there is one person would couldn’t be here tonight that I would like to say thanks to, that is the former owner of XCW, Red Fusion. I know some people are gonna bitch and moan about this, but the place wasn’t bad. Sure I had to play the game, but it was that or get played.
I just don’t know what else to say really. This has just been one of the best days of my life. That’s all I really gotta say.
Brad puts hands the mic over to his new wife, Lucy Wallace. She looks confused about what to say, but that is how she always looks.
Lucy: I’m not that good about speaking in public, not like my new hubby over here. I guess, I would just like to say that I am finally happy with my life. I would also like to reveal the gender of the baby that is on the way. Only Brad knows what the gender is. I am having a boy…
The crowd starts to clap.
Lucy: … and a girl. I am having twins!
People start to clap and cheer loudly. Brad goes over to hug and kiss Lucy. He grabs the mic from her.
Brad: We have already decided on the names too. The girl will be named, Alice, after my mother. Why don’t you tell them what the boy’s name will be.
Lucy: We have decided to name the boy, Allen. Alice and Allen, the Wallace twins are due in August.
Brad: Now, let’s enjoy the night folks, start that music back up. Play something good too.
“Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot comes over the speakers as Lucy laughs. Brad smacks her on the ass as they go out and dance. We let them enjoy the rest of the night as we turn the camera off.
