Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2006 16:06:54 GMT -5
[WCF superstar Bobby Cairo was the special guest on the Bruce & Skipper Wacky Radio Comedy Hour. Bobby gave his thoughts on such varied issues as Chinese food, Seinfeld reruns and his most anticipated musical releases of 2006. Of interest to most wrestling fans, Bobby also spoke about his upcoming match with Tommy Havock and a possible World Title match with Reckless Jack.]
Bruce: "Bobby, you're wrestling Tommy Havock this week on Slam. The winner goes on to face Reckless Jack for the World Title at Blast. What are you thoughts heading into this match?"
Skipper: "The cow says... MOO!"
Bobby: "Tommy Havock is a brilliant technician. In fact, I think we have very similar styles. That's why I've been training so hard for this match, improving my stamina and endurance. I'm prepared for a long battle."
Bruce: "Havock has used any means necessary to advance closer to the World Title. He seems absolutely obsessed. Last Sunday, he recruited fellow Team of Treachery members Rick Mad and Wreck to attack Genocide. Does this concern you in any way?"
Skipper: "Who let the dogs out? Woof woof woof woof!"
Bobby: "I saw what happened to Genocide last week, but that's not gonna fly with me. If Havock wants to use outside interference, then I'll be prepared for it. I always go into battle fully prepared."
Bruce: "Prepared? How exactly?"
Skipper: "I...see...dead...people!"
Bobby: "That's a surprise, Bruce, and it may not even come to that. It all depends on how desperate Tommy gets."
Bruce: "How do you feel about the possibility of facing Reckless Jack for the World Title?"
Skipper: "Boing!"
Bobby: "Jack is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in WCF history. I have a great deal of professional respect for him, but right now it's too early for me to speculate about any of that. I have to beat Tommy Havock before I can focus on Reckless Jack."
[At this point the conversation turned to roll-on deodorant, and Skipper began faking a heart attack or something.]
Bruce: "Bobby, you're wrestling Tommy Havock this week on Slam. The winner goes on to face Reckless Jack for the World Title at Blast. What are you thoughts heading into this match?"
Skipper: "The cow says... MOO!"
Bobby: "Tommy Havock is a brilliant technician. In fact, I think we have very similar styles. That's why I've been training so hard for this match, improving my stamina and endurance. I'm prepared for a long battle."
Bruce: "Havock has used any means necessary to advance closer to the World Title. He seems absolutely obsessed. Last Sunday, he recruited fellow Team of Treachery members Rick Mad and Wreck to attack Genocide. Does this concern you in any way?"
Skipper: "Who let the dogs out? Woof woof woof woof!"
Bobby: "I saw what happened to Genocide last week, but that's not gonna fly with me. If Havock wants to use outside interference, then I'll be prepared for it. I always go into battle fully prepared."
Bruce: "Prepared? How exactly?"
Skipper: "I...see...dead...people!"
Bobby: "That's a surprise, Bruce, and it may not even come to that. It all depends on how desperate Tommy gets."
Bruce: "How do you feel about the possibility of facing Reckless Jack for the World Title?"
Skipper: "Boing!"
Bobby: "Jack is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in WCF history. I have a great deal of professional respect for him, but right now it's too early for me to speculate about any of that. I have to beat Tommy Havock before I can focus on Reckless Jack."
[At this point the conversation turned to roll-on deodorant, and Skipper began faking a heart attack or something.]
