Post by Corey Black on May 25, 2006 3:43:03 GMT -5
We open up to Creeping Death ... but it's not him! He has short blue shiny hair, big black robot boots, and is all cartoon'd out. He is walking in a forest, but he is only bobbing up and down, and the trees are moving past him. He stops.
Creeping Death: ooohhhh.
When he opened his mouth, it was like 90x bigger than it was when closed, and the audio doesn't match up to the actions.
Creeping Death: TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS PLEAAAASSSUUUURRREEE?!~?!~$r#f@
CD is talking to a giant orange dragon.
Dragon: ROOOAAARRRR!
Creeping Death: IS THAT A CHALLEEEEENNNNGGGGEEEE?!~!@
Dragon: Yes.
Creeping Death: THEN LET US DO BATTLE .... IN SPAAAAACE!~!@
The forest turns suddenly into some kick ass moving blue background, as the two fly up into space. CD is posed with one leg in the air kicking, and the dragon has his mouth wide open.
They reach space, and neither move. They just float there. CD brandishes a 63 foot long sword.
Creeping Death: QUICK ATTACK! NO MULTIPLIER! UNABLE TO BLOCK! 40 HIT POINTS!
CD quickly slides in, and stabs the dragon. a "-40" eminates from the wound.
Dragon: ROOOAAARRRR!~!@
The dragon spits fire at CD, but the 63 foot long sword blocks it.
Creeping Death: HAHA! ONE MORE BLOW AND YOUR LIFE POINTS WILL BE AT ZERO!
Then, without notice, Pikachu flies by.
Pikachu: PIKA-PIKA!
And with that, he is gone.
Creeping Death: SUPER-MEGA-ULTRA-UBER SLASH OF MITUSBISHI!~@!
CD's sword glows green, and as he swings it, a curved source of energy flies out of it, hitting the dragon.
Creeping Death: PWN3Z0R1Z3D!
The dragon's head a splodes on contact. CD pulls out an egg-roll and begins eating it.
Creeping Death: KYOKO MAMASUITZI JOSEPEVRDCHEERINBBEEE MATUISYAHOOOO!~! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!~!@ I DOOO NOT MAKE SEEEENSE RIGHT NOOOOW LIKE YOU NEEEEVRRRREEEEERRRRRR DOOOO1~!@@@vfd
The dragon's, body, however, is still alive. But the scene fades out, because just like every other anime show, it ends right when the fight gets good.
Creeping Death: ooohhhh.
When he opened his mouth, it was like 90x bigger than it was when closed, and the audio doesn't match up to the actions.
Creeping Death: TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS PLEAAAASSSUUUURRREEE?!~?!~$r#f@
CD is talking to a giant orange dragon.
Dragon: ROOOAAARRRR!
Creeping Death: IS THAT A CHALLEEEEENNNNGGGGEEEE?!~!@
Dragon: Yes.
Creeping Death: THEN LET US DO BATTLE .... IN SPAAAAACE!~!@
The forest turns suddenly into some kick ass moving blue background, as the two fly up into space. CD is posed with one leg in the air kicking, and the dragon has his mouth wide open.
They reach space, and neither move. They just float there. CD brandishes a 63 foot long sword.
Creeping Death: QUICK ATTACK! NO MULTIPLIER! UNABLE TO BLOCK! 40 HIT POINTS!
CD quickly slides in, and stabs the dragon. a "-40" eminates from the wound.
Dragon: ROOOAAARRRR!~!@
The dragon spits fire at CD, but the 63 foot long sword blocks it.
Creeping Death: HAHA! ONE MORE BLOW AND YOUR LIFE POINTS WILL BE AT ZERO!
Then, without notice, Pikachu flies by.
Pikachu: PIKA-PIKA!
And with that, he is gone.
Creeping Death: SUPER-MEGA-ULTRA-UBER SLASH OF MITUSBISHI!~@!
CD's sword glows green, and as he swings it, a curved source of energy flies out of it, hitting the dragon.
Creeping Death: PWN3Z0R1Z3D!
The dragon's head a splodes on contact. CD pulls out an egg-roll and begins eating it.
Creeping Death: KYOKO MAMASUITZI JOSEPEVRDCHEERINBBEEE MATUISYAHOOOO!~! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!~!@ I DOOO NOT MAKE SEEEENSE RIGHT NOOOOW LIKE YOU NEEEEVRRRREEEEERRRRRR DOOOO1~!@@@vfd
The dragon's, body, however, is still alive. But the scene fades out, because just like every other anime show, it ends right when the fight gets good.