Post by Torture on Jul 8, 2006 0:16:43 GMT -5
- Think back to a time where you won in something. Anything. A video game, a Baseball tournament. A bowling tournament. Anything. Now, multiply that by fifty thousand. Thats what it feels for Torture. The One and Only won the World Title. He had to defend that same exact Championship Gold one week later, against his best friend. Torture, and Creeping Death, the best friend, knew it was going to be good, and being Good sports about it, put on a good show. A good show untill Reckless Jack came in. The rest you know. RJ beats up CD, with Torture watching, because Torture can't touch RJ. Fucked up rule isn't it? Yeah. I thought so too. However...
- This week, Logan, the man who can fuck up a wet dream, put together a Tag Team match. This time Torture and Reckless Jack are on a team. Way fucked up huh? Well, thats not even the worse of it. Torture has to go up against Nate Nytro and Creeping Death. Two of Torts best friends and Wrestling Teammates. Really fucked up now. Torture hates Reckless Jack. RJ ruined the greatest moment in Tortures life. Well next to getting married to Natasha. But, Wrestling is all he has left now. RJ almost took it from him. Sent him to the hospital. Torture fought through it, came out and wrestled. Now.. he's at the crossroads. This week... a Tag Match.. against his only two best friends.
- Wearing a white wifebeater. His necklace droops down. He's sitting on a couch in his living room. Sitting up and bent over his coffee table. On the table? Just his cell phone. Torture's tapping his thumbs on the edge of the wood table. His basketball Nike shorts, and white ankle socks with his black Nike shoes constantly moving up and down on the toes of his carpet.
Torture: Come on Creeping Death.. Call me back...
- You know how annoying it is to call someone three times, and get their voicemail everytime.. yet in the last seven hours that person hasn't called back? Torture isn't annoyed, just anticipating an important phone call.
- The phone rings. Torture jumps.
Torture: Hello? Creeping Death? Whats Up?...
- It doesn't seem like CD is on the phone.
Torture: Hank? Mr. Brown what are you doing calling me?
- Hank Brown is on the other end, and wants to do an Over-The-Phone Interview for WCF's Website. Torture agrees, and without hearing the questions, we hear the answers.
Torture: No, Hank, I don't think I'm at the crossroads of my Wrestling Career, or my World Title Reign. Because Logan wants to set-up a Tag Team Match pitting my Best Friends against me? Thats nothing. I'm a great sport. Nate Nytro and Creeping Death are great sports, and I'm sure they want to win, just as much as I do. I see one thing wrong with this, and you've never heard my comments on them. So I'd like to tell you and the rest of the world through this interview.
- He takes a break, clearing his throat, and thinking before he speaks.
Torture: This Team of Treachery. This Logan as Commisioner deal, or whatever the hell he is, Hank, is a big ton of crap. I'm the World Champion. I can stand here on top of this mountain, and defend my title against anyone, anytime, at any place. No problem. Putting me against my best friends is fine. What I don't like is how I have to wait untill the Pay Per View to lay a single god damn hand on Reckless Jack. Then, after that, Logan tells me the Belt around my waist, yes, around my waist is not mine. It's his? Are you kidding me here? Hank. Whose the Number one Wrestler in the world, right now? You don't have to answer, Hank. It's Torture. The fans scream my name every chance they get. I don't steal the show. I am the show, and right now I'm the World Champion. Making me jump through hoops? Making me sit, lay, and roll over? Forcing me to be in Situations you might think I wouldn't want to be in? Go for it Logan. I don't care. I will go through your "walls of hell" to keep this World Title around me. I'm undefeated for a reason, fans. It's because I'm That.. Damn.. Cool!.
- Torture takes a deep breath. He listens on the other end of the phone as Hank must be talking.
Torture: Hank, as always it was a pleasure. And a quick word to my fans. CoolWearInc just went #1 in the United States, as the Most Sold Units of Clothing. I thank you for that, and because of that, I'm discounting all of our new items with new designs 50%. I'm calling it the "Fans Get What They Want" Sale. Thanks Hank, thanks fans... Tort.. Out.
- Torture puts the phone down on the kitchen table now. He stands infront of it. Taking a few breaths. He now paces back and forth staring at the cell phone. Torture pops his neck and back. He opens the fridge. He notices it's dinner time and the stomach seems to be wanting some food. He pulls out a frozen pizza, and slams it on the kitchen table. The Tort preheats the oven, and the scene slowly fades out.
- This week, Logan, the man who can fuck up a wet dream, put together a Tag Team match. This time Torture and Reckless Jack are on a team. Way fucked up huh? Well, thats not even the worse of it. Torture has to go up against Nate Nytro and Creeping Death. Two of Torts best friends and Wrestling Teammates. Really fucked up now. Torture hates Reckless Jack. RJ ruined the greatest moment in Tortures life. Well next to getting married to Natasha. But, Wrestling is all he has left now. RJ almost took it from him. Sent him to the hospital. Torture fought through it, came out and wrestled. Now.. he's at the crossroads. This week... a Tag Match.. against his only two best friends.
- Wearing a white wifebeater. His necklace droops down. He's sitting on a couch in his living room. Sitting up and bent over his coffee table. On the table? Just his cell phone. Torture's tapping his thumbs on the edge of the wood table. His basketball Nike shorts, and white ankle socks with his black Nike shoes constantly moving up and down on the toes of his carpet.
Torture: Come on Creeping Death.. Call me back...
- You know how annoying it is to call someone three times, and get their voicemail everytime.. yet in the last seven hours that person hasn't called back? Torture isn't annoyed, just anticipating an important phone call.
- The phone rings. Torture jumps.
Torture: Hello? Creeping Death? Whats Up?...
- It doesn't seem like CD is on the phone.
Torture: Hank? Mr. Brown what are you doing calling me?
- Hank Brown is on the other end, and wants to do an Over-The-Phone Interview for WCF's Website. Torture agrees, and without hearing the questions, we hear the answers.
Torture: No, Hank, I don't think I'm at the crossroads of my Wrestling Career, or my World Title Reign. Because Logan wants to set-up a Tag Team Match pitting my Best Friends against me? Thats nothing. I'm a great sport. Nate Nytro and Creeping Death are great sports, and I'm sure they want to win, just as much as I do. I see one thing wrong with this, and you've never heard my comments on them. So I'd like to tell you and the rest of the world through this interview.
- He takes a break, clearing his throat, and thinking before he speaks.
Torture: This Team of Treachery. This Logan as Commisioner deal, or whatever the hell he is, Hank, is a big ton of crap. I'm the World Champion. I can stand here on top of this mountain, and defend my title against anyone, anytime, at any place. No problem. Putting me against my best friends is fine. What I don't like is how I have to wait untill the Pay Per View to lay a single god damn hand on Reckless Jack. Then, after that, Logan tells me the Belt around my waist, yes, around my waist is not mine. It's his? Are you kidding me here? Hank. Whose the Number one Wrestler in the world, right now? You don't have to answer, Hank. It's Torture. The fans scream my name every chance they get. I don't steal the show. I am the show, and right now I'm the World Champion. Making me jump through hoops? Making me sit, lay, and roll over? Forcing me to be in Situations you might think I wouldn't want to be in? Go for it Logan. I don't care. I will go through your "walls of hell" to keep this World Title around me. I'm undefeated for a reason, fans. It's because I'm That.. Damn.. Cool!.
- Torture takes a deep breath. He listens on the other end of the phone as Hank must be talking.
Torture: Hank, as always it was a pleasure. And a quick word to my fans. CoolWearInc just went #1 in the United States, as the Most Sold Units of Clothing. I thank you for that, and because of that, I'm discounting all of our new items with new designs 50%. I'm calling it the "Fans Get What They Want" Sale. Thanks Hank, thanks fans... Tort.. Out.
- Torture puts the phone down on the kitchen table now. He stands infront of it. Taking a few breaths. He now paces back and forth staring at the cell phone. Torture pops his neck and back. He opens the fridge. He notices it's dinner time and the stomach seems to be wanting some food. He pulls out a frozen pizza, and slams it on the kitchen table. The Tort preheats the oven, and the scene slowly fades out.
