Post by pauldangerous on Sept 27, 2010 16:46:33 GMT -5
The scene is the WCF interview set. Standing in front of the cameras, just being given their cue to commence taping, are Hank Brown and Paul Dangerous...
Hank Brown: Well ladies and gentlemen, the day is finally here, and in a few short hours, War will commence! My guest at this time is once again Paul Dangerous. Now Paul, I know we've already talked about War this week, but you have asked us specifically for this opportunity to talk. What's on your mind?
Paul Dangerous: Well Hank lad, first of all thanks for havin me, on what they should be calling 'Dangerous Day'.
Hank Brown: What? You've not even stepped in the ring yet and you're ALREADY having a day named after you? Do you have any idea what you're up against tonight? WHO you're up against?
Paul Dangerous: Aye, lad I do. Like I told you before, I've done me scouting. I know there's some seasoned guys out there. There's some big game professionals. Heck, there's even the champ out there. I know all this lad. But like I said before, they don't know anything about me. And thats going to be the reason why this particular Dangerous Day is going to be the FA Cup Final of Dangerous Days
Hank Brown: OK I literally do not know what you're talking about now...
Paul Dangerous: You're really not the sharpest tool in the box, are you Hanky boy? Let me spell it out for you. 27 years ago to this day, the world first heard of a boy. 27 years on, they now know of a man. And that man is Dangerous. And that, lad, is why I'm destined to go through anyone I have to, to win that WCF World Title.
Hank Brown: Wait...you're saying you're going to win tonight...because it's your birthday? Thats not exactly threatening, Paul. I don't think D-Day, Greenfever, or Slickie T is gonna be quaking in their boots from you blowing a few candles out!
Paul Dangerous: Lad, they should be watching out. They should have been watching out since the day I signed up here. Do you know why that is?
Hank Brown (barely suppressing laughter): Because you've got some particularly fattening cake?
Paul Dangerous: NO! It's because I...am...Dangerous
Hank Brown: Well ladies and gentlemen, the day is finally here, and in a few short hours, War will commence! My guest at this time is once again Paul Dangerous. Now Paul, I know we've already talked about War this week, but you have asked us specifically for this opportunity to talk. What's on your mind?
Paul Dangerous: Well Hank lad, first of all thanks for havin me, on what they should be calling 'Dangerous Day'.
Hank Brown: What? You've not even stepped in the ring yet and you're ALREADY having a day named after you? Do you have any idea what you're up against tonight? WHO you're up against?
Paul Dangerous: Aye, lad I do. Like I told you before, I've done me scouting. I know there's some seasoned guys out there. There's some big game professionals. Heck, there's even the champ out there. I know all this lad. But like I said before, they don't know anything about me. And thats going to be the reason why this particular Dangerous Day is going to be the FA Cup Final of Dangerous Days
Hank Brown: OK I literally do not know what you're talking about now...
Paul Dangerous: You're really not the sharpest tool in the box, are you Hanky boy? Let me spell it out for you. 27 years ago to this day, the world first heard of a boy. 27 years on, they now know of a man. And that man is Dangerous. And that, lad, is why I'm destined to go through anyone I have to, to win that WCF World Title.
Hank Brown: Wait...you're saying you're going to win tonight...because it's your birthday? Thats not exactly threatening, Paul. I don't think D-Day, Greenfever, or Slickie T is gonna be quaking in their boots from you blowing a few candles out!
Paul Dangerous: Lad, they should be watching out. They should have been watching out since the day I signed up here. Do you know why that is?
Hank Brown (barely suppressing laughter): Because you've got some particularly fattening cake?
Paul Dangerous: NO! It's because I...am...Dangerous
