Post by Oblivion on Sept 27, 2010 13:50:38 GMT -5
(There is a lone camera. A cameraman is being pushed towards the camera.)
Cameraman: Hell no!! That monster will kill me!! I have a family and three children to put through college. NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!
Station manager: Don't be a baby!! He's not gonna kill you!! He might scare the holy shit out of ya!! But, he's not gonna kill ya.
Cameraman: You promise?
Station manager: Promise.
(The station manager has their fingers crossed behind their back. The cameraman cautiously walks up to the camera, when the lights begin to flicker. In fact, one of the hanging light shatter, as pieces of the bulb fall. A few small piece land on the arm, of the cameraman. Small trickles of blood begin to show.)
Cameraman: Great, I'm bleeding already and Oblivion hasn't even showed up yet.
(The temperature, in the room, begins to drop. Everyone looks around, to see if anyone has any answers. The lights flicker, once again. Sounds of faint clicking, moaning, howling, and groaning begin to get closer. The doors, to the room, slam open. The Gathering slither in. The few Gathering members automatically separate and begin to explore. They slither over to some people and they begin to sniff and examine. Oblivion walks into the room, behind them. There is a definite chill, to the room, as the atmosphere, to the room, changes drastically. Oblivion walks in front, of the camera and with one movement of his right hand, everyone stops moving and talking.)
Oblivion: Good! Everyone keep quiet!! Just a few hours away, just a few miles away, at The ARCO Arena, WAR is about to take place. There has been a lot of talk about who will win WAR. Allen Guiliano is retiring, but Oblivion will believe it, when that happens. I don't believe anything that comes out of his mouth. Who could be lying to everyone of us and we believe him?! Why should we?! Oh, because he's a nice guy?
(Oblivion spits off to the side.)
Oblivion: Give Oblivion a freakin' break!! Gotta be kiddin' Oblivion! Really?! Really?! Slickie T is nothing but a washed up wrestler who cannot hang with the big boys anymore! And those who don't agree are too chicken shit, to say so!! Face it, WCF, you need a tougher champion! A champion who don't grab the championship and leaves when things get really interesting! It's a cop out!! Oblivion knows it and everyone else knows it too!! That's why, Oblivion is gonna win WAR and take back what is rightfully belongs to The Dark One!! Who wins a World Championship then automatically retires. A coward, that's who!! Think about it, people!! C'mon people!! Really think about it!! No one has to say anything, because Oblivion knows that Allen is well liked and.... <gag> <pukes> blah-blah-blah! Whatever!! Get over it, people!! WCF needs a champion who is not gonna leave when things get really interesting. Sometimes, you people need things in your life, that you don't want any part of. But, like it or not you NEED Oblivion, to survive!! Oblivion is exactly what this company needs. A no nonsense kind of "creature" who won't take any crap from anyone or anything!! You don't need some kind of wishy-washy champion, like <sounds sarcastic> Slickie T. Things are about to change and you all NEED Oblivion as your champion!! You may not like Oblivion. Okay, that's fine! Oblivion gets it!! Then, don't! But, when the shit starts falling down around here, you all are gonna need Oblivion's help!! It's time for the underbelly of WCF to stand up and get recognized! That includes Greenfever and Jay Price! If things start to happen, WCF will need Oblivion, Greenfever and Jay Price to get rid of those Invading forces. So, Oblivion dares those Invaders. No Oblivion DOUBLE DARES them, come and try jump on The Dark One! If Greenfever doesn't get to ya first, Oblivion will!! It's time to rid WCF of these annoying little piss ants!! But, when it comes to WAR, Oblivion will be the final one, standing tall, holding up the WCF World's Heavyweight Championship!! And that WCF, you can, choke... on.... that!!
(Oblivion drops the mic and just walks away. The cameraman has a look of relief, as Oblivion walks out of the room.)
Station manager: See, I told you! Nothing happened.
Cameraman: Good! I was starting to worry!
(There are fast moving little feet. As the sounds of clicking, groaning, yelling, and moaning gets closer. Then, out of the blue, The Gathering jumps on the cameraman...)
Cameraman: NO! Damn it!
(As The Gathering tears into the cameraman, they glare at the camera...)
The Gathering: BI-I-I-I-I-ITCHE-E-E-SS-S-S!!!
Cameraman: Hell no!! That monster will kill me!! I have a family and three children to put through college. NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!
Station manager: Don't be a baby!! He's not gonna kill you!! He might scare the holy shit out of ya!! But, he's not gonna kill ya.
Cameraman: You promise?
Station manager: Promise.
(The station manager has their fingers crossed behind their back. The cameraman cautiously walks up to the camera, when the lights begin to flicker. In fact, one of the hanging light shatter, as pieces of the bulb fall. A few small piece land on the arm, of the cameraman. Small trickles of blood begin to show.)
Cameraman: Great, I'm bleeding already and Oblivion hasn't even showed up yet.
(The temperature, in the room, begins to drop. Everyone looks around, to see if anyone has any answers. The lights flicker, once again. Sounds of faint clicking, moaning, howling, and groaning begin to get closer. The doors, to the room, slam open. The Gathering slither in. The few Gathering members automatically separate and begin to explore. They slither over to some people and they begin to sniff and examine. Oblivion walks into the room, behind them. There is a definite chill, to the room, as the atmosphere, to the room, changes drastically. Oblivion walks in front, of the camera and with one movement of his right hand, everyone stops moving and talking.)
Oblivion: Good! Everyone keep quiet!! Just a few hours away, just a few miles away, at The ARCO Arena, WAR is about to take place. There has been a lot of talk about who will win WAR. Allen Guiliano is retiring, but Oblivion will believe it, when that happens. I don't believe anything that comes out of his mouth. Who could be lying to everyone of us and we believe him?! Why should we?! Oh, because he's a nice guy?
(Oblivion spits off to the side.)
Oblivion: Give Oblivion a freakin' break!! Gotta be kiddin' Oblivion! Really?! Really?! Slickie T is nothing but a washed up wrestler who cannot hang with the big boys anymore! And those who don't agree are too chicken shit, to say so!! Face it, WCF, you need a tougher champion! A champion who don't grab the championship and leaves when things get really interesting! It's a cop out!! Oblivion knows it and everyone else knows it too!! That's why, Oblivion is gonna win WAR and take back what is rightfully belongs to The Dark One!! Who wins a World Championship then automatically retires. A coward, that's who!! Think about it, people!! C'mon people!! Really think about it!! No one has to say anything, because Oblivion knows that Allen is well liked and.... <gag> <pukes> blah-blah-blah! Whatever!! Get over it, people!! WCF needs a champion who is not gonna leave when things get really interesting. Sometimes, you people need things in your life, that you don't want any part of. But, like it or not you NEED Oblivion, to survive!! Oblivion is exactly what this company needs. A no nonsense kind of "creature" who won't take any crap from anyone or anything!! You don't need some kind of wishy-washy champion, like <sounds sarcastic> Slickie T. Things are about to change and you all NEED Oblivion as your champion!! You may not like Oblivion. Okay, that's fine! Oblivion gets it!! Then, don't! But, when the shit starts falling down around here, you all are gonna need Oblivion's help!! It's time for the underbelly of WCF to stand up and get recognized! That includes Greenfever and Jay Price! If things start to happen, WCF will need Oblivion, Greenfever and Jay Price to get rid of those Invading forces. So, Oblivion dares those Invaders. No Oblivion DOUBLE DARES them, come and try jump on The Dark One! If Greenfever doesn't get to ya first, Oblivion will!! It's time to rid WCF of these annoying little piss ants!! But, when it comes to WAR, Oblivion will be the final one, standing tall, holding up the WCF World's Heavyweight Championship!! And that WCF, you can, choke... on.... that!!
(Oblivion drops the mic and just walks away. The cameraman has a look of relief, as Oblivion walks out of the room.)
Station manager: See, I told you! Nothing happened.
Cameraman: Good! I was starting to worry!
(There are fast moving little feet. As the sounds of clicking, groaning, yelling, and moaning gets closer. Then, out of the blue, The Gathering jumps on the cameraman...)
Cameraman: NO! Damn it!
(As The Gathering tears into the cameraman, they glare at the camera...)
The Gathering: BI-I-I-I-I-ITCHE-E-E-SS-S-S!!!
