Post by theiowaconnection on Feb 9, 2006 21:43:57 GMT -5
We are in an arena. We see a whole bunch of Iowa State Cyclone pictures and drawings all over. Then we see Craig and Alex Adams playing some basketball down on the court. Both have gym clothes on. Looks like Craig is shooting a three when he sees us coming. Craig and Alex both stop what they are doing. They go over to the bench where they sit down and drink some Propel Fitness Water.
Craig: Looks like WCF has tracked us down finally.
Alex: The gig is up.
Craig: I wonder how they got us.
Alex: Must have been that woman, something tells me I have seen her somewhere before.
Craig: Ah, when we were at the club maybe?
Alex: She must have tipped them off.
Craig: She must have.
Alex: Either way, they found us and we have to talk to them.
Craig: Talk to whom?
Alex: The fans of WCF that know nothing of The Iowa Connection.
Craig: Oh that makes sense I suppose.
Alex: Sure that does, if we don’t talk to them, how are they gonna know who we are?
Craig: The internet maybe, I don’t know.
Alex: Come on, you think the internet is used for wrestling. Not with all the porn on there these days.
Craig: Speaking of, did you see that new one?
Alex: Which one? The one with your mom?
Craig: Fuck you dude!
Alex: Ha, got you there.
Craig: But yeah, we should talk to the people about Simply Outrageous, who we face on Slam this week.
Alex: Yeah we should, but have you heard that new In Flames CD?
Craig: No, but we need to get on track here.
Alex: Oh alright, I suppose we could.
Craig: Indeed. You get to go first though.
Alex: Why do I have to go first, I always go first?
Craig: Because, I saw you looking at that those chicks doing donkeys.
Alex: Dude, you weren’t suppose to tell anyone. Dammit to hell, why can’t you shut up about that?
Craig: Chicks… doing… donkeys, what the hell man?
Alex: I didn’t mean to click on it, I wanted that midget…. OH SHIT!
Craig: DUDE, you are sick.
Alex: Can we please get back on track here?
Craig: Yeah. Anyways, Simply Outrageous is nothing to us. They are the old school that needs to be thrown out of WCF for sucking so much. I see em and I hate em. What else is there to say? The Iowa Connection is looking for a fight. If you want one, you have it with me.
Alex: Yeah, what he said.
Craig: Jesus Christ, you gotta say something other then that.
Alex: But you just said what I was thinking.
Craig: Not the point dumb shit. You still gotta say something to the fans.
Alex: Asshole banana. There I said something.
Craig: …
Alex: What? Why are you always such a fun hater?
Craig: Oh lord, Alex, shut up.
Alex: Why should I have too?
Craig: Because your mom fucks dogs.
Alex: She was drunk man!
Craig: And she made about $500 too.
Alex: Which she used to buy more beer.
Craig: I feel sorry for your dad.
Alex: Why?
Craig: Your dog has seen more action then he has in three years.
Alex: SHUT UP!
Craig: Kiss my ass dick lips.
They continue to yell at each other as we leave.
Craig: Looks like WCF has tracked us down finally.
Alex: The gig is up.
Craig: I wonder how they got us.
Alex: Must have been that woman, something tells me I have seen her somewhere before.
Craig: Ah, when we were at the club maybe?
Alex: She must have tipped them off.
Craig: She must have.
Alex: Either way, they found us and we have to talk to them.
Craig: Talk to whom?
Alex: The fans of WCF that know nothing of The Iowa Connection.
Craig: Oh that makes sense I suppose.
Alex: Sure that does, if we don’t talk to them, how are they gonna know who we are?
Craig: The internet maybe, I don’t know.
Alex: Come on, you think the internet is used for wrestling. Not with all the porn on there these days.
Craig: Speaking of, did you see that new one?
Alex: Which one? The one with your mom?
Craig: Fuck you dude!
Alex: Ha, got you there.
Craig: But yeah, we should talk to the people about Simply Outrageous, who we face on Slam this week.
Alex: Yeah we should, but have you heard that new In Flames CD?
Craig: No, but we need to get on track here.
Alex: Oh alright, I suppose we could.
Craig: Indeed. You get to go first though.
Alex: Why do I have to go first, I always go first?
Craig: Because, I saw you looking at that those chicks doing donkeys.
Alex: Dude, you weren’t suppose to tell anyone. Dammit to hell, why can’t you shut up about that?
Craig: Chicks… doing… donkeys, what the hell man?
Alex: I didn’t mean to click on it, I wanted that midget…. OH SHIT!
Craig: DUDE, you are sick.
Alex: Can we please get back on track here?
Craig: Yeah. Anyways, Simply Outrageous is nothing to us. They are the old school that needs to be thrown out of WCF for sucking so much. I see em and I hate em. What else is there to say? The Iowa Connection is looking for a fight. If you want one, you have it with me.
Alex: Yeah, what he said.
Craig: Jesus Christ, you gotta say something other then that.
Alex: But you just said what I was thinking.
Craig: Not the point dumb shit. You still gotta say something to the fans.
Alex: Asshole banana. There I said something.
Craig: …
Alex: What? Why are you always such a fun hater?
Craig: Oh lord, Alex, shut up.
Alex: Why should I have too?
Craig: Because your mom fucks dogs.
Alex: She was drunk man!
Craig: And she made about $500 too.
Alex: Which she used to buy more beer.
Craig: I feel sorry for your dad.
Alex: Why?
Craig: Your dog has seen more action then he has in three years.
Alex: SHUT UP!
Craig: Kiss my ass dick lips.
They continue to yell at each other as we leave.
