Post by recklessjack on Feb 9, 2006 21:26:51 GMT -5
We start off tonight on the top of a building. One that has Reckless Jack on the roof along with a woman we have never seen before. Reckless Jack has the XCW World Title on his waist. The woman gives him a kiss on the check. She sits down on a chair that they have up there. Reckless Jack goes towards the edge of the roof now and looks down at the people walking around or even driving. He laughs.
Reckless Jack: All those people down there, walking around with nothing in their lives. Walking around like ants that have to do their work day in and day out, living their meaningless lives as I am making a beast out of myself. In case you haven’t noticed, ever since WCF has came back to network television, Reckless Jack has been in the main event. I was on the first Slam back in that nine man tag team match. Then last week against Creeping Death and now I am in the main event once more this week against Creeping Death and Dake Ken who messed up our royal plans to end Creeping Death last week. The good thing is that this week, I get to tag with the best WCF to offer, I get to tag with the man. I get to tag with “The Face of Treachery” Logan. The WCF World Champion and the XCW World Champion tagging together for the first time in history. While Creeping Death holds the meaningless KWA Title and Dake Ken is stuck with his hand in his pants like always.
You all saw what happened last week though, Seth Lerch, gives me the XCW World Title in a ceremony, yet you boo me? You should be happy for the only man that mattered in XCW. The icon of XCW for Christ’s sake. The two biggest icons in wrestling history, Logan and Reckless Jack. Reckless Jack and Logan, however you want to say it, it sure does sound good. Let’s take a look why this match was signed for this week’s edition of Slam.
Its easy to figure out why Creeping Death is in this match on Sunday. We have a history that is very long in the world of wrestling. There is no love loss between us and it will always be that way until I put his ass on the shelf for good. Plus, Creeping Death doesn’t much care for Logan either. So I guess, Creeping Death hates everyone or does everyone hate Creeping Death? How many times have you seen him with a woman lately? Outside of that bitch Kristen he had a few years ago, none! I don’t understand it? I always thought the chicks dug men with face paint and that shit. I guess they don’t these days. Oh well, you’ll always have Dake.
Speaking of Dake Ken, the man who stuck his nose where it didn’t belong last week. The man who fucked up the plans of getting rid of Creeping Death once and for all last week. Dake, you have a lot of balls getting involved in this. Wait a second, Dake doesn’t have any balls because he had to attack us like a sissy bitch. Came out of nowhere to lay his filthy on me. I had to show at least six times to get that stench of loser off me. I reeked of loser for a couple of days. That’s something I am not, I am not a loser, just look at my waist and look over in that chair too. Look at that beautiful girlfriend of mine.
Usually, I don’t get my private life involved with business, but she has insisted that she comes to the ring with me every week. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, Lucy Anne Johnson. Soon be to Lucy Anne “Wallace.” She is the second most meaningful person in my life. That’s all you need to know. But isn’t she great. Look at her.
We look around at her and see that she is quite the looker. Nice black/blonde hair, beautiful face that has a piercing where Marylin Monroe had her “mole.” We also notice that she is, quite frankly, has a nice set of boobs. She turns around and we see a smoking ass. Reckless Jack nods in approval.
Reckless Jack: Ladies and gentlemen I have one last thing to say to you before I go and have a little fun with this lady here. Reckless equals ratings. See you chumps at Slam.
Reckless Jack and Lucy walk back into the building.
Reckless Jack: All those people down there, walking around with nothing in their lives. Walking around like ants that have to do their work day in and day out, living their meaningless lives as I am making a beast out of myself. In case you haven’t noticed, ever since WCF has came back to network television, Reckless Jack has been in the main event. I was on the first Slam back in that nine man tag team match. Then last week against Creeping Death and now I am in the main event once more this week against Creeping Death and Dake Ken who messed up our royal plans to end Creeping Death last week. The good thing is that this week, I get to tag with the best WCF to offer, I get to tag with the man. I get to tag with “The Face of Treachery” Logan. The WCF World Champion and the XCW World Champion tagging together for the first time in history. While Creeping Death holds the meaningless KWA Title and Dake Ken is stuck with his hand in his pants like always.
You all saw what happened last week though, Seth Lerch, gives me the XCW World Title in a ceremony, yet you boo me? You should be happy for the only man that mattered in XCW. The icon of XCW for Christ’s sake. The two biggest icons in wrestling history, Logan and Reckless Jack. Reckless Jack and Logan, however you want to say it, it sure does sound good. Let’s take a look why this match was signed for this week’s edition of Slam.
Its easy to figure out why Creeping Death is in this match on Sunday. We have a history that is very long in the world of wrestling. There is no love loss between us and it will always be that way until I put his ass on the shelf for good. Plus, Creeping Death doesn’t much care for Logan either. So I guess, Creeping Death hates everyone or does everyone hate Creeping Death? How many times have you seen him with a woman lately? Outside of that bitch Kristen he had a few years ago, none! I don’t understand it? I always thought the chicks dug men with face paint and that shit. I guess they don’t these days. Oh well, you’ll always have Dake.
Speaking of Dake Ken, the man who stuck his nose where it didn’t belong last week. The man who fucked up the plans of getting rid of Creeping Death once and for all last week. Dake, you have a lot of balls getting involved in this. Wait a second, Dake doesn’t have any balls because he had to attack us like a sissy bitch. Came out of nowhere to lay his filthy on me. I had to show at least six times to get that stench of loser off me. I reeked of loser for a couple of days. That’s something I am not, I am not a loser, just look at my waist and look over in that chair too. Look at that beautiful girlfriend of mine.
Usually, I don’t get my private life involved with business, but she has insisted that she comes to the ring with me every week. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, Lucy Anne Johnson. Soon be to Lucy Anne “Wallace.” She is the second most meaningful person in my life. That’s all you need to know. But isn’t she great. Look at her.
We look around at her and see that she is quite the looker. Nice black/blonde hair, beautiful face that has a piercing where Marylin Monroe had her “mole.” We also notice that she is, quite frankly, has a nice set of boobs. She turns around and we see a smoking ass. Reckless Jack nods in approval.
Reckless Jack: Ladies and gentlemen I have one last thing to say to you before I go and have a little fun with this lady here. Reckless equals ratings. See you chumps at Slam.
Reckless Jack and Lucy walk back into the building.
