Tag Champs Soon

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~Sunday night slam is concluded, both Jackhammer and myself are ready to leave, both victorious over our respective opponents, I raise my record to 3-1 while my tag partner continues his undefeated streak upping his record to 4-0 with wins in both tag team and singles matches. As we proceed to exit the areana Angel at JackHammers side, we are approached by Hank Brown, Hank is seems a bit frustrated walks up to us and demands some answers to his questions~

Hank: I can't get anyone to talk to me after the show, guys I need some answers, is it something I did? Do I smell bad?

~I take a wiff of Hank to see if his body odor is causing the problem, I shrug my shoulders and shake my head, JackHammer is looking confused, we both let out a "eh" and continue to talk~

Chino: Answers? You want answers Hank, quite frankly I would love to give you some answers, but I'd rather let JackHammer handle the first few, he dominated his match, he deserves the spot light right now

~I move out of the way and motion of Jackhammer to step in, he looks at me and smirks and walks closers to Hank Brown~

JackHammer: Yea I did dominate, but Chino you did too, we should both be answering these questions......

~We both stand there pondering, I let out a demonic chuckle as Hank begins to speak~

Hank: I just want to know what you guys think about your three on two handicap match for the tag titles.....

~Hammer looks at me and I look back at Hammer we both look confused as he lets out a hiliarous reply~

JackHammer: Wait....3 on 2? I didnt think Angel was going to wrestle.....Why 3 on 2? We can handle those chumps by ourselves! *Begining to laugh* Oh you better believe those Dreadknoks will need ever single person who has held F**K that! Any person who has even seen those tag titles in their corner! They don't stand a chance!

Chino: I plan on having those titles around our waists, over a shoulders draped across my chest, however you want to picture it, bottom line, Chino, JackHammer, we will be tag champions!

~Hank looks shocked at our determination, I put my bag down and open it up, he begin to back up as I pull out a six pack, Hank smirks as I pop a few open and chug em down Jackhammer wipes his forehead as I continue to drink~

JackHammer: Thank god I'm driving......

Hank: We've heard the rumor for the past few weeks, a new Member to Devestation Inc.... Any clues as to who it is?

~As JackHammer is about to speak I spit my beer into the face of Hank Brown and grab his collar~

Chino: Hank, you just like the rest of this sespool we call america will see exactly who will be the next member, like I said on the phone while that punk Drake Kencendro rudely bumped me, at the ppv we will show all!

Hank: Speaking of Drake, he claims he's coming for you after JJ Biggs.....Any words Chino?

~I go to answer but JackHammer cuts me off and steps in front of me~

JackHammer: Yea we don't need to worry about him, he's just a little turd that won't go down the toilet when you flush.....

~I begin to grab my stomach as it makes some weird noises~

Chino: Speaking of turds, I gotta crap before we drive this long distance.....

~I run out of the scene towards the bathroom, farting my way down the halls and pushing people out of the way, JackHammer shakes his head as he grabs his bags along with mine and begins to walk to the car, Hank Brown starts to follow as Angel spins around~

Angel: Line stops here for you hank, Members only ride in this truck!

~Angel along with JackHammer get in the truck and start it up, they roll in reverse towards the doors as I come running out with some tissue stuck to my boot, I jump in the truck and as we peel out Jackhammer screams out "Get that SHIT out of my truck!" A peice of tissuse is seen tossed out of the window as the scene fades to black~