Post by joeylights on May 16, 2006 13:11:37 GMT -5
Joeylights is seen on the screen he must have sent in a tape today.
Joeyl: Ha! Now is the time that I will destroy all that approach me. Well I have to say that I can easily turn ANYBODYS lights out oh so fast but the more I think that I want to do that the more pain I feel like given out to all of my opponents.
(Grabs a Beer and starts to drink it)
That is a good beer and now what the hell was I talking about? Thats right I am supposed to be talking about Slim Jim the Hobo. It is almost hard to feel happy for him but the only thing that I feel is well nothing or at least until I get some beer in me I feel no pain. Slim Jim you better be ready come the PPV cause I am bringing it and its coming hard oh wait maybe better yet I will bring some Slim Jim's for you to eat and then Iwill hope that you are soo stuffed that I can lift you up for the Lights Outplex and then get the 1-2-3 and Have my hand raised in victory over you Slim Jim and you can choke on that for a while I go and train.
Joeylights gets up and turns the camera off!?!?!?!?!?!? Then its back on again
To all of you there were some technical issues and they have been fixed. Back to the story at hand by the end of this match everybody will know who I am not just somebody Joeylights. After this match I expect people to hate me more than anybody else on the planent and I will have some supprises up my sleve for this match adn I hope you are very prped for this match Slim Jim and that is all I have to say about that and now I am out of here see you idots some other time Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Joeylights just leaves teh room with the camera going
Joeyl: Ha! Now is the time that I will destroy all that approach me. Well I have to say that I can easily turn ANYBODYS lights out oh so fast but the more I think that I want to do that the more pain I feel like given out to all of my opponents.
(Grabs a Beer and starts to drink it)
That is a good beer and now what the hell was I talking about? Thats right I am supposed to be talking about Slim Jim the Hobo. It is almost hard to feel happy for him but the only thing that I feel is well nothing or at least until I get some beer in me I feel no pain. Slim Jim you better be ready come the PPV cause I am bringing it and its coming hard oh wait maybe better yet I will bring some Slim Jim's for you to eat and then Iwill hope that you are soo stuffed that I can lift you up for the Lights Outplex and then get the 1-2-3 and Have my hand raised in victory over you Slim Jim and you can choke on that for a while I go and train.
Joeylights gets up and turns the camera off!?!?!?!?!?!? Then its back on again
To all of you there were some technical issues and they have been fixed. Back to the story at hand by the end of this match everybody will know who I am not just somebody Joeylights. After this match I expect people to hate me more than anybody else on the planent and I will have some supprises up my sleve for this match adn I hope you are very prped for this match Slim Jim and that is all I have to say about that and now I am out of here see you idots some other time Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Joeylights just leaves teh room with the camera going