Post by Biggs on Aug 18, 2006 20:45:06 GMT -5
Jake Hudson: What the hell are you watching?
JJ Biggs: What does it look like? No, scratch that, who does that look like?
JJ Biggs is sitting on the edge of his leather couch in his living room. He has a Budweiser in his right hand and the remote control in his left hand. Jake Hudson has just arrived and he's watching the television screen from JJ's front door. It takes a couple of minutes and JJ is growing impatient as he's getting tired of waiting for Jake to answer. JJ's facial expression becomes a sign of disgust. [It's the kind of look that would appear on your friend's face if you told him that you bought a Drake Kencedro T-Shirt rather than a JJ Biggs shirt.]
JJ Biggs: It's Honey Valentine! It turns out before she met Drake Kencedro, she starred in multiple pornography movies. This one happens to be called, "Honey Valentine: Which Hole?" She has an entire series devoted to herself. It's unreal, man.
Jake Hudson: Dude, yeah right. That isn't Honey Valentine! Her titties are sagging, she has rings around her eyes, and she has drool constantly falling from her mouth. It's digusting!
JJ Biggs: Then why the sudden bulge in your pants, Jake?
Jake glances down acting as if he didn't even realize what was going on. An embarrassed look crosses his face as he scurries out of the living room and into the kitchen. [It's the look of embarrassment that appears on Drake's face every time he strips in front of a woman.]
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Did You Know: When Drake was eighteen years old, his mother was the first woman that he ever stripped for. At that age, he had a terrible drug problem which has left him with the disfigured face that he now has.
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JJ gets up off the couch and he takes a drink from his bottle. He stumbles into the kitchen and he sits down at the table. Jake is looking inside of the refrigerator and he eventually walks over to the table with a water bottle in hand.
JJ Biggs: That's not all, Jake. I'm going to tell you a couple more names out of the collection of pornography that was dedicated to Honey Valentine. "Honey Valentine: Is It In Yet?" Also, "Honey Valentine: It's In My Eye! Last but not least, "Honey Valentine: Be Easy, I'm Sore."
Jake Hudson: Dude, that's sick. Did you actually rent all of those?
JJ Biggs: Of course not. I only have the one that you saw in the living room, the rest of them I had shipped to your house.
Jake Hudson: Damnit!
Jake is angry as he pushes his chair away from the table. He gets to his feet and he turns his back towards JJ Biggs. Suddenly, a big smile appears on his face and he pumps his fist in enjoyment. [It's the type of expression a WCF fan shows once Drake Kencedro is finished wrestling his match.]
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Did You Know: Drake Kencedro and Nate Nytro both were involved in "Honey Valentine: Is It In Yet?" It was a film dedicated to men with short penises. It turns out, both Drake and Nate audition for scenes in the film. After the director laughed for about twenty minutes, he allowed both men to star in the video. It's how Drake and Honey Valentine met each other.
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Jake Hudson returns to his seat and he takes a drink from his bottle of water. A few moments later, JJ Biggs takes a drink from his Budweiser.
Jake Hudson: On a serious note, you have a big match coming up this week, JJ. Nate Nytro was the man that pulled the upset victory against you in your first and only Television Title defense and Drake has been bothering you like a pimple on a teen-ager's face right before the school dance.
JJ Biggs: I know, Jake. I don't feel as if I have to prove anything to anyone because I've already succeeded in capturing both of WCF's highest championships. However, I don't want to let Team of Treachory down. I am very confident that Beyond and myself can pull out this victory.
Jake Hudson: I think you'll be able to. You've had a rough couple of weeks, but I feel this is when you're going to rebound and get back to the dominant form that you had for awhile in this company.
JJ Biggs: Yes, sir. Drake Kencedro has now begun to call himself, "The Cancer." I'll give him that because he is a cancer to this company and WCF is in desperate need to get rid of this sack of shit. Which is why, this weekend at Slam, I'm going to take the first step to eliminating Drake. Cancer can be defeated, especially by a man that is above every other single human being that graces this earth. A man that is just naturally born better than everyone else. Obviously, that man is me. So, starting this week, I will complete the removal of "The Cancer" at the Pay-Per-View where I finally get my hands on Drake in a one-on-one match. As long as Honey doesn't look my in the eyes and cause me to turn to stone, I'll get this victory easily.
Jake Hudson: Nice.
JJ nods as he takes a drink from his beer bottle. He notices Jake looking beyond him. It looks like Jake is listening intently and then JJ remembers that he left the pornography on. JJ sighs.
JJ Biggs: Dude, it's not even Honey Valentine. Besides, you said the bitch on the porno was ugly!
Jake Hudson: Yeah, I know.
JJ Biggs: Whatever. Go watch it, jackass.
Jake Hudson: Yay!
Jake grabs his water bottle and he quickly runs into the living room. JJ shakes his head as he takes another drink from his bottle of Budweiser.
JJ Biggs: What does it look like? No, scratch that, who does that look like?
JJ Biggs is sitting on the edge of his leather couch in his living room. He has a Budweiser in his right hand and the remote control in his left hand. Jake Hudson has just arrived and he's watching the television screen from JJ's front door. It takes a couple of minutes and JJ is growing impatient as he's getting tired of waiting for Jake to answer. JJ's facial expression becomes a sign of disgust. [It's the kind of look that would appear on your friend's face if you told him that you bought a Drake Kencedro T-Shirt rather than a JJ Biggs shirt.]
JJ Biggs: It's Honey Valentine! It turns out before she met Drake Kencedro, she starred in multiple pornography movies. This one happens to be called, "Honey Valentine: Which Hole?" She has an entire series devoted to herself. It's unreal, man.
Jake Hudson: Dude, yeah right. That isn't Honey Valentine! Her titties are sagging, she has rings around her eyes, and she has drool constantly falling from her mouth. It's digusting!
JJ Biggs: Then why the sudden bulge in your pants, Jake?
Jake glances down acting as if he didn't even realize what was going on. An embarrassed look crosses his face as he scurries out of the living room and into the kitchen. [It's the look of embarrassment that appears on Drake's face every time he strips in front of a woman.]
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Did You Know: When Drake was eighteen years old, his mother was the first woman that he ever stripped for. At that age, he had a terrible drug problem which has left him with the disfigured face that he now has.
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JJ gets up off the couch and he takes a drink from his bottle. He stumbles into the kitchen and he sits down at the table. Jake is looking inside of the refrigerator and he eventually walks over to the table with a water bottle in hand.
JJ Biggs: That's not all, Jake. I'm going to tell you a couple more names out of the collection of pornography that was dedicated to Honey Valentine. "Honey Valentine: Is It In Yet?" Also, "Honey Valentine: It's In My Eye! Last but not least, "Honey Valentine: Be Easy, I'm Sore."
Jake Hudson: Dude, that's sick. Did you actually rent all of those?
JJ Biggs: Of course not. I only have the one that you saw in the living room, the rest of them I had shipped to your house.
Jake Hudson: Damnit!
Jake is angry as he pushes his chair away from the table. He gets to his feet and he turns his back towards JJ Biggs. Suddenly, a big smile appears on his face and he pumps his fist in enjoyment. [It's the type of expression a WCF fan shows once Drake Kencedro is finished wrestling his match.]
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Did You Know: Drake Kencedro and Nate Nytro both were involved in "Honey Valentine: Is It In Yet?" It was a film dedicated to men with short penises. It turns out, both Drake and Nate audition for scenes in the film. After the director laughed for about twenty minutes, he allowed both men to star in the video. It's how Drake and Honey Valentine met each other.
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Jake Hudson returns to his seat and he takes a drink from his bottle of water. A few moments later, JJ Biggs takes a drink from his Budweiser.
Jake Hudson: On a serious note, you have a big match coming up this week, JJ. Nate Nytro was the man that pulled the upset victory against you in your first and only Television Title defense and Drake has been bothering you like a pimple on a teen-ager's face right before the school dance.
JJ Biggs: I know, Jake. I don't feel as if I have to prove anything to anyone because I've already succeeded in capturing both of WCF's highest championships. However, I don't want to let Team of Treachory down. I am very confident that Beyond and myself can pull out this victory.
Jake Hudson: I think you'll be able to. You've had a rough couple of weeks, but I feel this is when you're going to rebound and get back to the dominant form that you had for awhile in this company.
JJ Biggs: Yes, sir. Drake Kencedro has now begun to call himself, "The Cancer." I'll give him that because he is a cancer to this company and WCF is in desperate need to get rid of this sack of shit. Which is why, this weekend at Slam, I'm going to take the first step to eliminating Drake. Cancer can be defeated, especially by a man that is above every other single human being that graces this earth. A man that is just naturally born better than everyone else. Obviously, that man is me. So, starting this week, I will complete the removal of "The Cancer" at the Pay-Per-View where I finally get my hands on Drake in a one-on-one match. As long as Honey doesn't look my in the eyes and cause me to turn to stone, I'll get this victory easily.
Jake Hudson: Nice.
JJ nods as he takes a drink from his beer bottle. He notices Jake looking beyond him. It looks like Jake is listening intently and then JJ remembers that he left the pornography on. JJ sighs.
JJ Biggs: Dude, it's not even Honey Valentine. Besides, you said the bitch on the porno was ugly!
Jake Hudson: Yeah, I know.
JJ Biggs: Whatever. Go watch it, jackass.
Jake Hudson: Yay!
Jake grabs his water bottle and he quickly runs into the living room. JJ shakes his head as he takes another drink from his bottle of Budweiser.
