Post by Oblivion on May 7, 2010 14:14:29 GMT -5
(As the narration begins, the screen begins as black....)
Narrator: In the surreal world of professional wrestling, particularly, the WCF, they are represented by three separate yet equally important groups: The Baby faces... who follows the rules, as they are written and to intertain the fans, with the best intentions of making sure the heels or villains as they are called, go down in defeat, with the adoration of the fans. The Heels, who are the offenders of the rules, do their best to bend or, in most cases, break the rules and make the lives of the baby faces, very difficult. And finally, the final group, that defines professional wrestling, are The Neutrals. Those are the individuals, who are not neccessarily rule breakers, but they do not cater to the fans, either. These are their stories....
[BING-BING]
Previously on Monday night Slam....
(Oblivion gets to the top, of the cage. Oblivion stands on top, of the cage...)
Shannan Lerch: What's Oblivion doing?!?!? Is he nuts?!?
(Zach looks at Shannan.)
Shannan Lerch: Oh yeah.
(Oblivion holds out his arms as he falls down, from the top of the cage, using a swanton bomb onto a prone Fort Knox. Crashing down...HARD, onto Fort Knox.)
Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
(Oblivion struggles to stand up, but does. He spats at Fort Knox!!)
Oblivion: YOU STAY DOWN!! YOU HEAR ME?!?! YOU STAY DOWN!!
(Oblivion slowly walks over to the ring ropes and begins to climb up the cage. It looks like Fort Knox is trying to move.)
Zach Davis: You've got to be kidding me?!? Fort Knox is moving?!?!?
(Oblivion continues his climbs up the cage wall, as Fort Knox is slowly trying to catch up to Oblivion.)
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion has reached on top, of the cage!!
Zach Davis: Fort Knox tries to reach Oblivion, but...
SWOOP-THUD!!
DING!!!-DING!!!-DING!!!
Shannan Lerch: That's it!! Oblivion has done it!!! It has done it!!! He has won!!
Zach Davis: The look that is on Fort Knox's face.
Shannan Lerch: If you can see, his face, through all that blood!!
Zach Davis: The look is priceless!! He knows he just lost his own personal freedom for two months!!
(Leaping from the crowd is The Dark Angel. The Gathering and The Dark Angel slither inside the cage. Fort Knox begins to scream, as The Dark Angel and The Gathering gets closer...)
Fort Knox: STAY AWAY FROM ME!! YOU BASTARDS!! STAY AWAY!! STAY AWAY FROM MEE-E-E-E-E!!!
(Dark Angel and The Gathering grabs Fort Knox and begins to exit the cage.)
Shannan Lerch: You know what's about to happen...
Crowd: NA-NA-NA-NAH!! NA-NA-NA-NAH!! HEY-HEY-HEY... GET SHAVED!!!
(As a bleeding Fort Knox tries to struggle, Oblivion walks over. Fort Knox sees his hated rival and spits at him.)
Zach Davis: All that is going to do is...
WHAM!!!
Shannan Lerch: Infuriate Oblivion!!
(Oblivion smacks Knox right in the mouth!! As The Dark Angel and some of The Gathering, hold down Fort Knox, as Oblivion is holding the hair clippers.)
Oblivion: You what what this means, Fort Knox?!? You can struggle now!! But, you WILL embrace The Society!! Your soul is mine, now!!!
(Fort Knox begins to scream out, as Oblivion begins to shave the head of his hated rival.)
Zach Davis: That is it, Fort Knox is becoming a part of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: As Oblivion cuts Fort Knox's hair, he throws the shaven hair into the face of Fort Knox!
(Fort Knox struggles, as he see his hair being shaved and hearing the buzzing of the electric razor!!)
Zach Davis: That's it!!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion has done it!! He has shaved Fort Knox bald!!
(Fort Knox is not completely bald, there are a few small patches of Fort Knox's head, that are not completely shaven. The Dark Angel and The Gathering let's go of Fort Knox and Oblivion shows Fort Knox his handy work, by handing Knox a small hand mirror.)
Zach Davis: This won't be good!!
(Fort Knox looks at the hand mirror and completely loses it. Oblivion takes the mirror and smashes it on Fort Knox's head and face. Oblivion and The Dark Angel grabs a hold of Fort Knox. Melissa comes a running and begins her celebratory skipping, as The Gathering chants....)
Oblivion: Gathering!!
The Gathering: AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!!
Oblivion: Tell Fort Knox what are The Ten Commandment of The Society!!
The Gathering: The Ten Commandments of The Society.... ONE!!! TRUST IN OBLIVION!!! TWO!!! BELIEVE IN THE SOCIETY!!! THREE!!! NEVER BETRAY THE SOCIETY!!! FOUR!! ABSTAIN FROM ALCOHOL AND TOBACCO!!! FIVE!!! YOUR BODY IS YOUR TEMPLE!!! SIX!! NEVER USE THE NAME OF THE SOCIETY IN VAIN!!! SEVEN!!! THE SOCIETY IS ETERNAL!! EIGHT!! GIVE RESPECT AND EXPECT RESPECT IN RETURN!! NINE!! THOU SHALL NOT DISRESPECT THE SOCIETY!!! And... TEN!!! THE WORD OF OBLIVION IS ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE!!!
(As Oblivion and The Dark Angel carry Fort Knox above their heads, they continue to walk up the entrance ramp.)
Oblivion: MY SOCIETY!! WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY!! FORT KNOX!!
The Gathering/The Dark Angel/Melissa/Crowd: AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!!
Shannan Lerch: That has to be the most surreal thing I have ever seen!! Fort Knox is a part of The Society!!
Zach Davis: Next thing, you will be telling me, Shannan, is that left is purple, white is pudding and Hank Brown is really a woman!!!
Shannan Lerch: Life as we know it, ladies and gentleman is about to change!! Fort Knox is NOW a member of The Society!!
(Shannan Lerch's last statement echoes. As that visual of Shannan Lerch, sitting next to Zach Davis, making that last statement, loops and repeats. With each time it echoes, the pitch, of her voice, gets higher and louder.)
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox is NOW a member of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox is NOW a member of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: NOW a member of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: The Society!!
The scene fades out... as a new scene fades in...
(At a undisclosed location, of the new Headquarters of The Society, a reluctant Fort Knox whose head was shaved at Slam, was trying to get used of his new surroundings. Fort Knox is NOT a very happy person at this moment....)
Fort Knox: I don't care what you say!! I'm not doing a DAMN THING!! You all can go to Hell!! Whatcha think of that?!
(Oblivion quickly steps up to Fort Knox and gets in his face....)
Oblivion: I KNOW you think, you're not going to do a damn thing!! But, guess what?!?
(Fort Knox gets defiant.)
Fort Knox: WHAT?!?
(Stitches, The Society's cameraman, pans the camera from Oblivion to Fort Knox, as Oblivion hands Fort Knox a metal mop bucket, full of soapy water. A mop is in the bucket. Fort Knox looks at Oblivion, with a displeased look, as he is handed the bucket.)
Fort Knox: What am I supposed to do with this!?
Oblivion: It's your time to mop the floors.
Fort Knox: WHAT?!?
The Dark Angel: You heard Oblivion!!
Fort Knox: I don't remember even talking to you. So, butt out!!
The Dark Angel: You talking to me?!?
Fort Knox: Yea, big boy!! I'm talking to you!!
(Fort Knox and El Angel Oscuro walk up to each other and got nose to nose, as they begin to bump chests. Oblivion gets in between the two.)
Oblivion: That's it!! Enough!!
Fort Knox: Enough!?!? You want me to do menial labor?!? I'm Fort Knox!! I don't do menial labor!! You must have me confused with someone else!!
(Oblivion gets real close up to Fort Knox and says...)
Oblivion: I know EXACTLY who I am talking to!! When I say mop these floors...
(Oblivion grabs a bald Fort Knox by his face and says...)
Oblivion: I mean.... MOP THESE F*CKIN' FLOORS!! NOW!!!
(Oblivion tosses the mop at Fort Knox. Knox begins to throw some soap on the floor, as he begins to complain, under his breath, as he begins to mop.)
Fort Knox: This is bull!!
The Dark Angel: That's right "Moppit boy", makes sure those floors shine!!!
Fort Knox: I mean, c'mon! A man with my credentials, mopping floors!!! What's this got to do with anything?!? I mean, how is this going to help us win the tag titles!?
Oblivion: Before, we can think of anything else, we have to establish trust between you and us!!! How can we trust you?!? You attacked Abril and Melissa!! That, right there, is unacceptable!!!
The Dark Angel: So, probie...
Fort Knox: What!?!? What did you just call me?! Probie?!
The Dark Angel: Yes!! That's right!! Probie!! A person on probation!!! You cannot really think we can trust you, right now, do you?!
Fort Knox: No.
Oblivion: Show us, that you can break a sweat by doing some hard work, for a change and maybe, just maybe we can trust you. This makes my stomach want to turn its self inside out, but you kid, have some potential!
The Dark Angel: As much I would rather pour acid on my tounge, than give you a single compliment. But, you got some skills, kid.
Oblivion: I have some scars, on my face and head, that you gave me, that will NEVER go away!! Every time, I look at them, I have to say, I hate you just a little bit more. But, just to have that little chance of winning thos tag titles, we have to get along.
(Fort Knox slops around the mop, practically getting water everywhere. El Angel Oscuro gets infuriated.)
The Dark Angel: What the f*ck?!?! Jesus Christ!!! Can't you do anything friggin' right?!?
(Dark Angel grabs the mop, from Fort Knox.)
The Dark Angel: You need some major discipline, pronto!! Personally, I would rather have Prince Jimmy Dean, as a partner, rather than you! But, I would like to have some gold around my waist. I'm sure you would too, right!?
Fort Knox: So would I!!
Oblivion: I want you to earn your keep!! No fancy butlers to wipe your ass!! You have to do your own thing around here!! Everyone does there own share, around here!! Understand?
(No response from Fort Knox, as he slowly mops in the same spot, somewhat pouting.)
Thee Dark Angel: I know you are used to the finer things, in life. But, this is how REAL people live their lives! These next two months, you better get used to it!! Especially, for Monday's sake!!
Oblivion: Once you finish these floors, you can take a shower and get some grub.
Fort Knox: What in the blue hell is "grub"?
The Dark Angel: You've gotta be kidding me, right?!?
(Fort Knox stands there looking confused, as Melissa skips by, looking at Fort Knox. Melissa is wearing black and white small checkered shorts, with a white mid-drift shirt, while wearing white ankle socks, with pink ruffles and black/white converses. She looks at Knox and says....)
Melissa: God, dude! Don't you know anything. Or does your servants do your thinking, for you?! Gah... how weak!!
(Melissa skips away, wiggling her butt. Fort Knox, slightly tilts his head to the side and just stares as she walks away. As Oblivion was about to walk over and give Fort Knox a "talking to", Knox just sighs as he shakes his head as he slowly mops the floor....correctly.)
Fort Knox: I still don't see how this is gonna help us, win those tag titles from the Man Made Gods?
Oblivion: You have a lot to learn, in a very short amount of time!! We need to trust you. If you can show us, that you can dig up enough guts, to do a little work. Then maybe, just maybe, we can function as a unit!! But, right now, you are gonna have to earn our trust, before we can develop as a decent tag team. What do you think, Angel?
The Dark Angel: Like I said, before, the kid has talent. He just needs to get his head out of his own ass and sees his errors of his ways, and maybe, just maybe we might have a chance.
Oblivion: We are facing Creeping Death and Torture!!! Those two are GODS....
(At that exact time, a guy wear nothing but his white BVD's and an open robe, walks into the room, eating a box of Pop Tarts. The white tank top, he is wearing, looks more like a wife beater, with coffee stains on it. He continues to walk past, he see everyone else, in the room and says...)
Guy: Hey, who's the new guy?!? My name is G.O.D
(Dark Angel and Melissa are shocked to see the strange guy.
Melissa: Who in the Hell was that?!?
The Dark Angel: Oblivion!! Who is that?!
Oblivion: Oh, THAT guy. His name is GOD.
(At first, Melissa was about to take Oblivion, seriously, until she begins to smile and begins to laugh...)
Melissa: That can't be God?!? He is wearing a torn tank with coffee stains on it. He hasn't shaved in weeks. His teeth looks like they haven't been brushed in days. And he stinks!!
The Dark Angel: Yeah, dude. Who IS that guy?!?
(At that time, G.O.D begins to play his cassette recorder....)
Joan Osborne: If God was one of us. Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on a bus. Trying to make his way back home.
( Melissa, Fort Knox, and The Dark Angel look at each bewildered.)
The Dark Angel/Fort Knox/Melissa: Whoa. How freaky.
Oblivion: What's so freaky, about it?!
(All three have this look, on their faces, as if they couldn't be Oblivion would say that. They are in total disbelief.)
Melissa: That was a sign, y'all!!
Fort Knox: Could that be God?!
Oblivion: Yes, his name is G.O.D. He was here, when I bought this place, as our headquarters. The realtor agent said, that the guy, has been here for years. He's harmless, just let him be.
The Dark Angel: But, you said his name was God!
Oblivion: No. I said, his name was G. O. D!
Melissa: Yeah God!!
Oblivion: Yes, his name is G.O.D... Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff. I called him God, one day and now, he think he is God. Go figure.
Fort Knox: Figures! I'm surrounded by crazy people!!! All, last one of you, are feakin' nuts!! Absolutely bonkers!!
(Melissa skips up to Knox, chewin' and poppin' her gum, occassionly she will blow a big bubble and pop it. The noise tends to be loud. The more she's agitated, the more the chews her gum and right now, she's chewin' up a storm. Melissa HATES, absolutely HATES Fort Knox. He not only attacked Abril, he also attacked Melissa. She stops chewing her gum fast and looks right at Fort Knox.)
P'TUEY!!!!
SLAPP-P-P-PP!!!
(Melissa spits her wad of gum out, right onto Knox's face. As he was about to wipe away the spit, Melissa hauls off and slaps him. After he grabs his left cheek, Melissa sternly points her right index finger into the middle of Knox's face...)
Melissa: I don't trust you!!! I hate you... NO!! I LOATHE YOU!!! You attacked me!! Knox and I cannot... NO!!! I WILL NOT ever forgive you!!! I won't completely feel comfortable about having you around. But, I am all-ll-l-l about TEAM SPIRIT!! I'm a team player. If Oblivion feels that The Society will benefit from you being here, then so be it. I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!!!!
(As Melissa walks away, Fort Knox catches himself watching Melissa walk away. Something mesmerizing about the way she walks. If she could, she would have her own walking theme music. As Knox spaces off, Oblivion rushes in...)
Oblivion: ARE DONE WITH THE MOPPING, YET!?!
(Fort Knox hurries up to finish mopping the floors.)
Oblivion: You DO realize, that Melissa is like a daughter, to me!! If you even think about "smacking that", I will sever off yer nut sack and shove them so far up your ass, they will be sticking out your nostrils. YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?!?
Fort Knox: Yeah. Yeah. I got it! The girl is off limits!!
(Oblivion taps left cheek of Knox, with his right hand.)
Oblivion: Make sure, you keep it that way!!
(Oblivion starts to walk away when he turns back to Fort Knox and says....)
Oblivion: Good job, on the floors by the way. They shine. Um, catch up with me, later. I want us to start thinking strategy about the TMMG. We need to get some workout time in, as well. I must ask you one question...
Fort Knox: Yeah, what is it?!?
(Oblivion walks up to Fort Knox and looks him, right in the eyes and asks...)
Oblivion: You wanna win!?!?
Fort Knox: Yeah!! What kind of stupid-ass question, is that!?
Oblivion: You wanna win!?!?
Fort Knox: I said yeah!!
Oblivion: Your biggest problem, well one of them, is that you're stubborn!!
Fort Knox: So, are you! We both don't know when to quit. You have a stubborn streak yourself!! As many times, I have beaten you down. You seem to keep coming back for more!!
Oblivion: So, I ask you again! You wanna win those tag titles!?!?
Fort Knox: How many times, do I have to tell you this.... YES-S-S-S-S-S-S!!!
Oblivion: Then you better get your head out of your ass and get on the ball!! We have a lot of training and a little amount of time, to do it in! Creeping Death and Torture are some of the best wrestlers, not only in WCF, but in the entire world!!! For us to win, we WILL have to gel as a cohesive unit!! That means, if we like it or not, you and Dark Angel are gonna have to trust one another. Now, lket's go watch some film on The Man Made Gods!!
Fort Knox: Fine, let's do this!!
(Fort Knox, El Angel Oscuro, and Oblivion watch the match from Explosion.... The Man Made Gods verses The Big Time Jerks.)
Oblivion: We watch enough film on the Man Made Gods, see and look for every trick in their arsenal.
The Dark Angel: We know, they have plenty of tricks, up their sleeves. We just need to notice them, before they happen. So, let's watch some, of the match and then we'll comment on it. Okay?
Fort Knox: Fine.
Oblivion: I don't know, what your friggin' problem is, Knox, but you better get your head on straight or we WILL lose this match!! You and Angel better figure out to get along, those tag titles will look great around your waists!! Now shut up and watch the match. If you notice anything, speak up.
(Torture and Adams start out in the ring as Creeping Death gets thrown out of the ring by Killian! Torture hits a snap suplex and slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair quickly. Torture slides in and gets kicked by Adams! Adams has Torture drop the chair and Adams picks it up. Adams goes to swing but Torture leans back through the ropes and escapes the ring to a very loud boo. Meanwhile, Creeping Death gets thrown into the guardrail by Killian! Creeping Death gets lifted up and dropped chest first onto the railing too!)
The Dark Angel: Just in the first few moments, of the match, you notice how quickly, Big time Jerks try to take control?
Oblivion: Both Creeping Death gets thrown into the guardrails, as Torture gets drop across the guardrails.
Fort Knox: So, what we need to do is, to hit hard and fast.
The Dark Angel: Catch them off guard and hit them first. Keep them off balanced.
(Killian taunts, but Creeping Death hits a low blow while he was on his knees. Killian bends over in pain.)
Oblivion: What did Killian do wrong?
Fort Knox: Killian got cocky and Creeping Death took advantage!! I just want a chance to get my hands on Creeping death.
The Dark Angel: Why?
Fort Knox: Creeping Death didn't finish the job!! Those little creepy ass goblins are probably hiding in the shadows, surviving off bug feces and insect larvae.
(Melissa walks into the room, as Knox mentions bug feces and insect larvae.
Melissa: EW-W-W-W-WW!! BUG POOP!!
Oblivion: Melissa, this may not be for you. Be a good girl and go play somewhere else, okay?!
Melissa: Okie-dokie!!!
(Melissa, skips out of the room. Knox watches Melissa as she leaves the room. Oblivion is standing behind a sitting Fort Knox and The Dark Angel. Oblivion slaps the back of the head of Fort Knox. Immediately, Knox leaps up to his feet and is ready to fight.)
Fort Knox: Why did you hit me?!
(Dark Angel begins to mock Knox...)
The Dark Angel(imitating a whining Fort Knox): Wah-h-h-h!! Why did you hit me?!? Wah-h-h-h-h!!!
Oblivion: D.A, knock it off!!
Fort Knox: Since The Gathering are still walking around, Creeping Death and Doc Henry took my money and ran!! They didn't complete their job!!! That's why I want a piece of Creeping Death!! Torture, not so much. You can take of Torture.
-The three continue watching the tape.-
(Just as Killian and Creeping Death stand to their feet, Adams comes flying over the top rope with a splash sending his own teammate down and Creeping Death! Torture comes over and picks up Killian and throws him into the ring post, and then irish whips him into the steel steps!
The Dark Angel: You see that?!
Oblivion: What!?
The Dark Angel: Torture is quick!! I will have to be on my A-game, if we have any chance of beating those two.
Fort Knox: I know I will be.. on my A-game!!
The Dark Angel: Now, you wanna be a team player!
Fort Knox: My name is Fort Knox. I am wealthy and have money around me! I love gold. I want those tag titles. I just hate you guys.
The Dark Angel: But, it seems like you don't hate us enough to walk up and leave. You want those tag team championships, as much as we do!
Oblivion: All I know, is that you two better be on the same page. You both want championship gold, but are you willing to get along to win those titles?!?
The Dark Angel: I suppose so.
Fort Knox: I guess so.
Oblivion: Not only are Creeping Death and Torture are watching, but the entire WCF are going to see if you two are gonna explode and attack each other. I say, you two be grown up and work together as a well organized tag team!! GOT IT!?!
The Dark Angel: I suppose so.
Fort Knox: I guess so.
(The three continue to watch the tag team bout.)
( Torture grabs the table that is leaning up against the railing and sets it up. Torture turns around and gets a clothesline from Adams! Creeping Death then hits Adams in the back of the head sending him down. Killian jumps off the steel steps but Creeping Death ducks and Killian goes through the table! The crowd stands to their feet! Creeping Death looks up at the ref whose in the ring. Creeping Death picks up Adams and throws him into the ring. Adams hits the ropes and runs back at Creeping Death and CD hits a spinebuster! The crowd boos as Creeping Death snaps back to his feet, hits the ropes and hits a snap leg drop. Creeping Death picks up Adams and hits a back breaker. Torture slides a chair into the ring. Killian hits Torture from behind and throws him into the ring post before hitting a Russian leg sweep on the outside! Creeping Death picks up the chair high above his head but he notices Killian sliding into the ring. CD swings as he turns around quickly, but Killian ducks and when CD turns around Killian gives a kick having CD drop the chair and Killian and Adams hit a double DDT onto the chair!
The crowd pops! Killian slides out and grabs a table and slides it into the ring! Killian puts the table in the corner on the far side of the ring. Adams slides in another one and Killian sets up that table in the opposite corner! Adams slides in one last table and puts it in the middle of the ring. Both Killian and Adams try to set it up when Torture gets into the ring and shoves Killian into Creeping Death! Adams goes for a clothesline but Torture ducks and when both men turn around Torture hits the classic Torture right hands! The long, drawn out punch lands on the forehead! One! Two! Three! Four punches send Adams back into the corner. Torture goes for a fifth but Adams lifts up Torture and throws him out of the ring! Just at that time Killian has the advantage on Creeping Death hitting kick after kick! CD goes reeling back into the corner where there is a table! Killian taunts to the crowds delight and runs but CD steps out of the corner and hits a belly to belly suplex sending Killian through the corner table! Adams tries to stop him but can't! Creeping Death turns around and gets a spear from Adams!
Adams goes crazy with right hands on Creeping Death! Adams picks up CD and sets him on the top rope. Adams moves one of two tables left in the ring to the middle. The corner table is still in the corner. The ref is clearing out Killian and the broken table. CD stands up on the top rope and Adams doesn't realize it yet! Adams turns around and Creeping Death jumps off the top rope and .. Adams catches him in a crossbody motion! Adams smiles as the crowd all stands to their feet! Creeping Death tries to get out of the hold but Adams isn't letting go. Adams lifts CD to his shoulders in the DVD hold and then hits a Death Valley Driver through the table in the middle of the ring! The crowd pops! The ref clears the broken table out of the ring as other officials move the trash to the back. Killian rolls into the ring and stomps on CD and high fives Adams! They notice Torture on the outside setting up a table. Angus points to the table in the corner and Adams shakes his head no and to leave it there. Killian and Adams slide out of the ring and stand behind Torture.
Torture sets up the table and thinks he has it all in the bag. Torture turns around and goes face to face with Angus and Adams. Torture looks shocked. He turns to the ring and notices Creeping Death trying to get to his feet in the corner. The ref is fully aware of the three men on the outside of the ring. Torture looks right in the eyes of Adams and Angus and throws a punch but Angus kicks Torture in the jaw! Torture tries to fight but Adams kicks to the gut and throws him head first into the guardrail! Killian picks up Torture and points to the table. The crowd stands to their feet. Adams and Angus knuckle bump and pick Torture up like a chokeslam position and slam him through the table on the outside! The crowd stands to their feet! Angus and Adams roll into the ring and celebrate but they notice something. Creeping Death is explaining to the ref about something, possibly a knee injury, but either way the refs back has been turned and his focus is on Creeping Death! Angus and Adams are yelling at the ref to notice Torture through a table. The crowd starts to boo.
Snad Styles crawls out from under the ring and grabs Torture by his feet and drags him a few feet away from the table wreckage. Snad drags the broken table under the ring. Snad then stands up and jumps over the guardrail and runs through the crowd! Security chases after him but Snad leaves the building! Angus and Adams turn the ref around and walk him over to the side of the ring, the ref notices Torture crawling but there is no table wreckage. The ref shrugs his shoulders and the match is continuing! Creeping Death steps out of the corner and Angus Killian hits a dropkick! Killian begins to trash talk Creeping Death when Torture slides into the ring and grabs Adams from behind and hits a German Suplex into the table in the corner! The ref sees that happen and rings the bell! The crowd boos hard and Torture rolls out of the ring as Three Days Grace hits the sound speakers! Angus turns around and notices Adams through the table out cold. CD rolls out of the ring and the ref gives The Tag Team Titles to CD and then the other one to Torture. CD and Torture meet up at the bottom of the ramp and celebrate but obviously in pain.
The crowd continues to boo as Angus hits his knees in the middle of the ring in disappointment.)
The Dark Angel: The Big Time Jerks underestimated The Man Made Gods!!
Fort Knox: How?
Oblivion: Snad Styles!!
Fort Knox: How we fix that little problem?!?
(The Dark Angel points at Oblivion)
Oblivion: I will watch your backs!! Plus, I have few tricks, up my wicked sleeve. But, we ARE dealing with Creeping Death and Torture. I know I have the darkest, the slimiest, the deepest kind of evil bubbling down within me. I know Dark Angel has the guts to destroy another human being?! We have no quarries about dismantling someone, just for championship gold, do you?
Fort Knox: Do I, what!?!
The Dark Angel: Do you, have it in you to hurt Creeping Death and Torture, for the tag team titles?!?
Fort Knox: yea.
The Dark Angel: He doesn't sound convincing.
Oblivion: I know.
Fort Knox: I don't have any problems hurting someone and get paid for it!! I want those tag titles as much as Dark Angel does.
The Dark Angel: I don't think so. I'm not convinced!
Oblivion: Neither, am I!
The Dark Angel: I don't think Knox has it in him, to fight the Man Made Gods.
Fort Knox: I DO have it, in me!!
The Dark Angel: Yeah, right. Whatever!!
(Oblivion, stands there, with his arms folded staring right at Fort Knox. Studying him...)
The Dark Angel: I want to rip off Creeping Death's arms and beat Torture with them. I want to tear off Torture's head off and beat Creeping death with it. I want to defeat them, just so I can see the painful look of defeat, on their faces. When they realize that Fort Knox and myself just defeated them!! An unorganized team like ourselves, defeating a well oil-machine like The Man Made Gods will be priceless. I am willing to put up with Fort Knox, as long as he is willing to do the same. We CAN beat those two, we just need to function as a tag team!!! The MMGs are human. They can be defeated. We just have to keep that little pain in the ass, Snad Styles out of the picture!! I know, Oblivion has his eyes on him!! You, Knox...
Fort Knox: What about me?!
Oblivion: You are gonna have to dig deep into your darker psyche and find a way that you can devise a way to help Dark Angel to destroy or possible injure those wrestling phenoms.
The Dark Angel: We are talking about doing things, that you usually wouldn't want to do.
Oblivion: I'm talking about doing things, anything, just to get what you want!!!
The Dark Angel: Oblivion, once kidnapped a group of Girl Scouts, just for their cookies!!
Oblivion: Hey, I was hungry!!! Plus, I did what I had to do. No matter what the consequences were.
Fort Knox: After you got your cookies, what happened to the girls?
Oblivion: What girls?!
(Fort Knox gets confused.)
Fort Knox: The girl scouts.
(Both Oblivion and Dark Angel react with shocking reactions. Dark Angel leaps up, from his seat and runs out of the room.)
Fort Knox: What's going on?
(Oblivion stands up and begins to pace, as he mumbles under his voice...)
Oblivion: OH SH*T!!! OH SH*T!!! OH SH*T!!!
(Fort Knox also stands up and looks confused. Dark Angel races back in the room, with Mini O standing beside him.)
Fort Knox: What's going on?
Oblivion: Mini O, when was the last time you checked on those little girls?!
(Mini O throws his arms up, in the air. Oblivion begins to worry, until...)
Oblivion: Wait...
Fort Knox: What?!
Oblivion: D.A!?!
The Dark Angel: Yea?!
Oblivion: Do me a favor and look beside the house and tell me, if we still have those garbage bags.
The Dark Angel: Okay.
(El Angel Oscuro leaves the room, again. This time, he leaves the headquarters and swings around the side. He sees four black garbage bags, standing up, full, of something. The Dark Angel rushes back to Oblivion.)
Oblivion: Yea?
The Dark Angel: The bags are there and they are full.
Oblivion: Are you sure?!?
The Dark Angel: YES!! I know what I saw. They're in those bags!!
( Fort Knox looks back and forth at Dark Angel and Oblivion. Knox's heart rate is increasing.)
Oblivion: Well, I have to see for myself!! Let's all go and see!!
(Fort Knox looks around and he asks...)
Fort Knox: What are we doing?!
(Oblivion, The Dark Angel, and Fort Knox leaves the headquarters and walk around the building. There are four black large full garbage bags. Oblivion puts his hands on his head and begins to worry. Unusual behavior for Oblivion.)
Oblivion: OH SH*T!!! Are you sure, that it's them?!
The Dark Angel: I'm not sure!!
(The Dark Angel walks over to the bags and looks in them. Automatically, within a half-second, Dark Angel begins to puke, violently! Dark Angel wipes his mouth.)
The Dark Angel: Oh my God!!
(Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff walks out in his white wife beater, torn and covered in coffee stains. Wearing white underwear. His robe is wide open. He has a cup of coffee, in his hands. He asks...)
Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff: Did someone call me?!
Oblivion: No, G.O.D. No one called you. Go back inside. I didn't say, you could come outside. You cannot see this!!
( Gaderian walks over and see the tall black garbage bags, full of what looks like what used to be human bodies. G.O.D begins to panic.)
Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff: Oh my!! Bodies!! Someone must call the police!! These bodies are decomposed. They probably have ben miss...
CLANG!!!
(Standing there with a metal shovel, in her hands, is... MELISSA!)
Melissa: Must I do EVERYTHING around here?!?!
Fort Knox: What are you doing?!
(Oblivion and The Dark Angel pulls the unconscious body of G.O.D back inside the house.)
Fort Knox: OH MY!! YOU KILLED G.O.D!!!
([color-white]As Oblivion and Dark Angel were dealing with the body of Gaderien, Melissa grabs the hand of Fort Knox. A big smile comes over Knox, as Melissa takes him over to the black garbage bags.[/i])
Melissa: You know what's inside these bags, don't ya?!?
(Fort Knox, slowly shakes his head yes. There are sounds of a hacksaw and a chainsaw, in the background. Fort Knox, keeps looking back, in the direction, of the sounds. Melissa keeps turning his head back in the direction of the black bags.)
Fort Knox: What are Oblivion and Dark Angel doing?!
Melissa: Nothing that you should be worrying about!! You should be more worried about, what you are seeing here!!
(Melissa's face is different. Her demeanor has completely changed.)
Melissa: You think, Oblivion runs this crew!?!?
(The sounds of the saws, are a bit distracting to fort Knox, as he keeps turning his head back, to the directions of the saws.)
Melissa: All these girls had to do was sell cookies. But, they got greedy!! They wanted more than money!! They wanted Oblivion!! They wanted MY MAN!!! Abril, wanted my man. And do you see HER around?!?
(Knox was about to respond, but Melissa cuts him off...)
Melissa: NO!!! Those girl had to die!!
(The sounds of the saws, sounded like they hit something, like bone, as the saws continues., then stops. Oblivion and The Dark Angel come out, drenched in blood. Fort Knox is now spooked, as Melissa says...)
Melissa: Those Girl Scouts, got too close to Oblivion!! So, I crept around them and.... SNAP!!! Broke their friggin' necks!! Then I made the boys hack up the girls and stuff them into these garbage bags. Like you are gonna do with G.O.D!!
Fort Knox: The Hell I am!! You people are f*cking nuts!! Totally bonkers!! You all are... are... freakin' gone, man!!
Melissa: Before you go and bag up G.O.D, I want you to look inside these bags!!
Fort Knox: No f*ckin' way!! You're a crazy bitch!!
Melissa: No, I'm not!! I know what you are!!
Fort Knox: What am I?!?
The Dark Angel: You're f*cked!!!
Fort Knox: How am I f*cked?!?
Melissa: Accessory to commit murder and the accessory to murder, after the fact!! Now, look in the bag!!
Fort Knox: NO WAY!! THIS IS TOO WEIRD, EVEN FOR ME!!! THIS IS CRAZY!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!
Oblivion: Just look in the f*ckin' bag!!
(Slowly, Fort Knox unties the garbage bag. Melissa slowly backs up, holding her nose. As the other two, hold their noses, as well. Slowly, Fort Knox opens the bag, with his hands shaking...)
Fort Knox(under his breath): Oh God!! Oh God!! This will be nasty!! Oh God, dead bodies!!!
(As Fort Knox opens the bag, a small hand grabs the right wrist of Fort Knox. A small head with a green Girl Scout Beret on, sticks out of the bag. With decomposition falling off the face, the body says...)
The dead body: HELP US!!! PLEASE HELP US!!
(Fort Knox screams out!! He flies backwards and trips over his own feet. He falls to the ground, standing above him are The Dark Angel, Oblivion, and Melissa, who is holding a shovel. Melissa starts to pull back on the shovel, when the garbage bag falls over and bodies fall out. The talking body begin to crawl out. Knox scrambles backwards, like a crab, as he tries to run away. Oblivion and Dark Angel catches him and begin to tie him up. Knox is screaming loud. Melissa, walks up to fort Knox and drops the shovel. The "dead" body continues to crawl over to a tied up Fort Knox. Melissa digs deep into the front of her shorts and pulls out something flat and bloody. She sticks it in Fort Knox's mouth. Instantly, Knox begins to gag, as blood drips off his chin. As the body continues to drag towards Fort Knox, Oblivion and Dark Angel also stand next to Fort Knox. As the body gets to Fort Knox, Melissa grabs the body by it's decomposing head and grabs it under the head, by the neck and pulls up....)
The dead body: HELP ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!
(Melissa pulls up on the decomposing skin and revealing underneath......)
Fort Knox: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
(Melissa pulls back the skin and exposing... the face of a Gathering member!!)
Fort Knox: WHAT THE....??
(At that time, G.O.D comes walking out, in his robe and says...)
Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff: Oblivion, did I do a good job?!
Oblivion: Yes, G.O.D you did excellent!!!
(Fort Knox looks around, as everyone is smiling and laughing.)
Fort Knox: What just happened!?
(At that time, walking around the headquarters, is Ashton Kutcher, with a camera crew. Everyone is laughing and pointing at Fort Knox. Knox is somewhat smiling.)
Melissa: Fort Knox.... YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!!
(Fort Knox points at everyone....)
Fort Knox: F*CK YOU!!! F*CK YOU!!! F*CK YOU!!! AND YOU ASHTON, ESPECIALLY YOU....F*CK YOU!!!
(Fort Knox tries to walk away, as Oblivion grabs his arm...)
Oblivion: Knox, dude!! Relax!! You are now a part of The Society!! You should always....ALWAYS expect something like this to happen!!
Fort Knox: Well, it wasn't funny!!! Because, it happened to me!!
(Ashton begins his open mouthed big toothed grin, as he does. He points at Fort Knox, as he laughs. Oblivion shakes his head in disgust. Oblivion slowly and methodically walks behind Ashton Kutcher and he gets real close to him. As Ashton was about to react, Oblivion pushes Ashton into Fort Knox. Knox kicks Kutcher in the stomach, which makes him bend over. Knox grabs him and....)
WHAM-THUD!!!
Oblivion: HOLY SH*T!! A front flipping piledriver!! That looks like that hurts, Ashton!!
(Out from the shadows, come The Gathering. They squirm, crawl, and slither towards a fallen Ashton Kutcher. They begin to sniff all over his body. A couple of The Gathering, begins to lick on the unconscious body. The Gathering grabs the body and begins to drag him away, until he wakes up...)
Ashton Kutcher: NO-O-O-O!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? THIS WAS ONLY A JOKE!!! DEMI!!! PLEASE HELP ME-E-E-E!!!
(The Gathering continues to drag away Ashton Kutcher's body.)
Ashton Kutcher: AHH-H-H-H-HH-H!!!
Oblivion: Who's getting PUNK'D now!?!?
(Stitches, the cameraman slowly walks out, with camera in hand. He walks up to The Society...)
Fort Knox: What the hell was that all about?!?! All this was just to trick me!?!? Not funny!!
The Dark Angel: I think it was freakin' hysterical, myself!!!
Oblivion: Now, Fort Knox, you have seen our dark side!! Do you have a dark side. You will need it, when you and Dark Angel are facing The Man Made Gods!!!
The Dark Angel: They are legends and we need to be on the same page. You got me!?!
Fort Knox: I understand!! I have a dark side too. You, Society, knows that!! I know we can defeat those tag champions and become new champions!! WCF deserves to have new champions, than those so-called Gods!!!
(Stitches brings the camera closer to Oblivion...)
Oblivion: Although, I am not involved, in the match you bet your sweet ass, I will be there, to keep an eye on Snad!! My men will take those tag titles away from your undeserving clutches!! Tell 'em Angel!!!
The Dark Angel: I have nothing but the utmost respect for you two!! You two are legends, here in WCF!! I respect that!! But, once we get inside that ring, nothing else matters, but...VICTORY FOR THE SOCIETY!!! Remember, Creeping Death...THIS IS NOT PERSONAL, IT'S ONLY BUSINESS!!!
Fort Knox: Creeping Death!!! You didn't finish the job!!! You owe me $300,000!! Hook or by crook, we WILL win those tag titles!! You might play dirty, but I assure you, we can play dirtier!!! Don't think this will be easy for you two!!! Because, it won't. I will....
(Oblivion cuts off Fort Knox....)
Oblivion: Because, after it all has been said and done, there's only one thing you can do....
Fort Knox: What is that?!
Oblivion/The Dark Angel/Fort Knox: YOU CAN... CHOKE... ON.... THAT!!! THE SOCIETY ARE...YOUR....GO-OD-D-D-D-D-SS!!
(The Society just stares, right into the camera, as the scene fades to black...)
Narrator: In the surreal world of professional wrestling, particularly, the WCF, they are represented by three separate yet equally important groups: The Baby faces... who follows the rules, as they are written and to intertain the fans, with the best intentions of making sure the heels or villains as they are called, go down in defeat, with the adoration of the fans. The Heels, who are the offenders of the rules, do their best to bend or, in most cases, break the rules and make the lives of the baby faces, very difficult. And finally, the final group, that defines professional wrestling, are The Neutrals. Those are the individuals, who are not neccessarily rule breakers, but they do not cater to the fans, either. These are their stories....
[BING-BING]
Previously on Monday night Slam....
(Oblivion gets to the top, of the cage. Oblivion stands on top, of the cage...)
Shannan Lerch: What's Oblivion doing?!?!? Is he nuts?!?
(Zach looks at Shannan.)
Shannan Lerch: Oh yeah.
(Oblivion holds out his arms as he falls down, from the top of the cage, using a swanton bomb onto a prone Fort Knox. Crashing down...HARD, onto Fort Knox.)
Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
(Oblivion struggles to stand up, but does. He spats at Fort Knox!!)
Oblivion: YOU STAY DOWN!! YOU HEAR ME?!?! YOU STAY DOWN!!
(Oblivion slowly walks over to the ring ropes and begins to climb up the cage. It looks like Fort Knox is trying to move.)
Zach Davis: You've got to be kidding me?!? Fort Knox is moving?!?!?
(Oblivion continues his climbs up the cage wall, as Fort Knox is slowly trying to catch up to Oblivion.)
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion has reached on top, of the cage!!
Zach Davis: Fort Knox tries to reach Oblivion, but...
SWOOP-THUD!!
DING!!!-DING!!!-DING!!!
Shannan Lerch: That's it!! Oblivion has done it!!! It has done it!!! He has won!!
Zach Davis: The look that is on Fort Knox's face.
Shannan Lerch: If you can see, his face, through all that blood!!
Zach Davis: The look is priceless!! He knows he just lost his own personal freedom for two months!!
(Leaping from the crowd is The Dark Angel. The Gathering and The Dark Angel slither inside the cage. Fort Knox begins to scream, as The Dark Angel and The Gathering gets closer...)
Fort Knox: STAY AWAY FROM ME!! YOU BASTARDS!! STAY AWAY!! STAY AWAY FROM MEE-E-E-E-E!!!
(Dark Angel and The Gathering grabs Fort Knox and begins to exit the cage.)
Shannan Lerch: You know what's about to happen...
Crowd: NA-NA-NA-NAH!! NA-NA-NA-NAH!! HEY-HEY-HEY... GET SHAVED!!!
(As a bleeding Fort Knox tries to struggle, Oblivion walks over. Fort Knox sees his hated rival and spits at him.)
Zach Davis: All that is going to do is...
WHAM!!!
Shannan Lerch: Infuriate Oblivion!!
(Oblivion smacks Knox right in the mouth!! As The Dark Angel and some of The Gathering, hold down Fort Knox, as Oblivion is holding the hair clippers.)
Oblivion: You what what this means, Fort Knox?!? You can struggle now!! But, you WILL embrace The Society!! Your soul is mine, now!!!
(Fort Knox begins to scream out, as Oblivion begins to shave the head of his hated rival.)
Zach Davis: That is it, Fort Knox is becoming a part of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: As Oblivion cuts Fort Knox's hair, he throws the shaven hair into the face of Fort Knox!
(Fort Knox struggles, as he see his hair being shaved and hearing the buzzing of the electric razor!!)
Zach Davis: That's it!!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion has done it!! He has shaved Fort Knox bald!!
(Fort Knox is not completely bald, there are a few small patches of Fort Knox's head, that are not completely shaven. The Dark Angel and The Gathering let's go of Fort Knox and Oblivion shows Fort Knox his handy work, by handing Knox a small hand mirror.)
Zach Davis: This won't be good!!
(Fort Knox looks at the hand mirror and completely loses it. Oblivion takes the mirror and smashes it on Fort Knox's head and face. Oblivion and The Dark Angel grabs a hold of Fort Knox. Melissa comes a running and begins her celebratory skipping, as The Gathering chants....)
Oblivion: Gathering!!
The Gathering: AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!!
Oblivion: Tell Fort Knox what are The Ten Commandment of The Society!!
The Gathering: The Ten Commandments of The Society.... ONE!!! TRUST IN OBLIVION!!! TWO!!! BELIEVE IN THE SOCIETY!!! THREE!!! NEVER BETRAY THE SOCIETY!!! FOUR!! ABSTAIN FROM ALCOHOL AND TOBACCO!!! FIVE!!! YOUR BODY IS YOUR TEMPLE!!! SIX!! NEVER USE THE NAME OF THE SOCIETY IN VAIN!!! SEVEN!!! THE SOCIETY IS ETERNAL!! EIGHT!! GIVE RESPECT AND EXPECT RESPECT IN RETURN!! NINE!! THOU SHALL NOT DISRESPECT THE SOCIETY!!! And... TEN!!! THE WORD OF OBLIVION IS ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE!!!
(As Oblivion and The Dark Angel carry Fort Knox above their heads, they continue to walk up the entrance ramp.)
Oblivion: MY SOCIETY!! WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY!! FORT KNOX!!
The Gathering/The Dark Angel/Melissa/Crowd: AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!!
Shannan Lerch: That has to be the most surreal thing I have ever seen!! Fort Knox is a part of The Society!!
Zach Davis: Next thing, you will be telling me, Shannan, is that left is purple, white is pudding and Hank Brown is really a woman!!!
Shannan Lerch: Life as we know it, ladies and gentleman is about to change!! Fort Knox is NOW a member of The Society!!
(Shannan Lerch's last statement echoes. As that visual of Shannan Lerch, sitting next to Zach Davis, making that last statement, loops and repeats. With each time it echoes, the pitch, of her voice, gets higher and louder.)
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox is NOW a member of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox is NOW a member of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: NOW a member of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: The Society!!
The scene fades out... as a new scene fades in...
(At a undisclosed location, of the new Headquarters of The Society, a reluctant Fort Knox whose head was shaved at Slam, was trying to get used of his new surroundings. Fort Knox is NOT a very happy person at this moment....)
Fort Knox: I don't care what you say!! I'm not doing a DAMN THING!! You all can go to Hell!! Whatcha think of that?!
(Oblivion quickly steps up to Fort Knox and gets in his face....)
Oblivion: I KNOW you think, you're not going to do a damn thing!! But, guess what?!?
(Fort Knox gets defiant.)
Fort Knox: WHAT?!?
(Stitches, The Society's cameraman, pans the camera from Oblivion to Fort Knox, as Oblivion hands Fort Knox a metal mop bucket, full of soapy water. A mop is in the bucket. Fort Knox looks at Oblivion, with a displeased look, as he is handed the bucket.)
Fort Knox: What am I supposed to do with this!?
Oblivion: It's your time to mop the floors.
Fort Knox: WHAT?!?
The Dark Angel: You heard Oblivion!!
Fort Knox: I don't remember even talking to you. So, butt out!!
The Dark Angel: You talking to me?!?
Fort Knox: Yea, big boy!! I'm talking to you!!
(Fort Knox and El Angel Oscuro walk up to each other and got nose to nose, as they begin to bump chests. Oblivion gets in between the two.)
Oblivion: That's it!! Enough!!
Fort Knox: Enough!?!? You want me to do menial labor?!? I'm Fort Knox!! I don't do menial labor!! You must have me confused with someone else!!
(Oblivion gets real close up to Fort Knox and says...)
Oblivion: I know EXACTLY who I am talking to!! When I say mop these floors...
(Oblivion grabs a bald Fort Knox by his face and says...)
Oblivion: I mean.... MOP THESE F*CKIN' FLOORS!! NOW!!!
(Oblivion tosses the mop at Fort Knox. Knox begins to throw some soap on the floor, as he begins to complain, under his breath, as he begins to mop.)
Fort Knox: This is bull!!
The Dark Angel: That's right "Moppit boy", makes sure those floors shine!!!
Fort Knox: I mean, c'mon! A man with my credentials, mopping floors!!! What's this got to do with anything?!? I mean, how is this going to help us win the tag titles!?
Oblivion: Before, we can think of anything else, we have to establish trust between you and us!!! How can we trust you?!? You attacked Abril and Melissa!! That, right there, is unacceptable!!!
The Dark Angel: So, probie...
Fort Knox: What!?!? What did you just call me?! Probie?!
The Dark Angel: Yes!! That's right!! Probie!! A person on probation!!! You cannot really think we can trust you, right now, do you?!
Fort Knox: No.
Oblivion: Show us, that you can break a sweat by doing some hard work, for a change and maybe, just maybe we can trust you. This makes my stomach want to turn its self inside out, but you kid, have some potential!
The Dark Angel: As much I would rather pour acid on my tounge, than give you a single compliment. But, you got some skills, kid.
Oblivion: I have some scars, on my face and head, that you gave me, that will NEVER go away!! Every time, I look at them, I have to say, I hate you just a little bit more. But, just to have that little chance of winning thos tag titles, we have to get along.
(Fort Knox slops around the mop, practically getting water everywhere. El Angel Oscuro gets infuriated.)
The Dark Angel: What the f*ck?!?! Jesus Christ!!! Can't you do anything friggin' right?!?
(Dark Angel grabs the mop, from Fort Knox.)
The Dark Angel: You need some major discipline, pronto!! Personally, I would rather have Prince Jimmy Dean, as a partner, rather than you! But, I would like to have some gold around my waist. I'm sure you would too, right!?
Fort Knox: So would I!!
Oblivion: I want you to earn your keep!! No fancy butlers to wipe your ass!! You have to do your own thing around here!! Everyone does there own share, around here!! Understand?
(No response from Fort Knox, as he slowly mops in the same spot, somewhat pouting.)
Thee Dark Angel: I know you are used to the finer things, in life. But, this is how REAL people live their lives! These next two months, you better get used to it!! Especially, for Monday's sake!!
Oblivion: Once you finish these floors, you can take a shower and get some grub.
Fort Knox: What in the blue hell is "grub"?
The Dark Angel: You've gotta be kidding me, right?!?
(Fort Knox stands there looking confused, as Melissa skips by, looking at Fort Knox. Melissa is wearing black and white small checkered shorts, with a white mid-drift shirt, while wearing white ankle socks, with pink ruffles and black/white converses. She looks at Knox and says....)
Melissa: God, dude! Don't you know anything. Or does your servants do your thinking, for you?! Gah... how weak!!
(Melissa skips away, wiggling her butt. Fort Knox, slightly tilts his head to the side and just stares as she walks away. As Oblivion was about to walk over and give Fort Knox a "talking to", Knox just sighs as he shakes his head as he slowly mops the floor....correctly.)
Fort Knox: I still don't see how this is gonna help us, win those tag titles from the Man Made Gods?
Oblivion: You have a lot to learn, in a very short amount of time!! We need to trust you. If you can show us, that you can dig up enough guts, to do a little work. Then maybe, just maybe, we can function as a unit!! But, right now, you are gonna have to earn our trust, before we can develop as a decent tag team. What do you think, Angel?
The Dark Angel: Like I said, before, the kid has talent. He just needs to get his head out of his own ass and sees his errors of his ways, and maybe, just maybe we might have a chance.
Oblivion: We are facing Creeping Death and Torture!!! Those two are GODS....
(At that exact time, a guy wear nothing but his white BVD's and an open robe, walks into the room, eating a box of Pop Tarts. The white tank top, he is wearing, looks more like a wife beater, with coffee stains on it. He continues to walk past, he see everyone else, in the room and says...)
Guy: Hey, who's the new guy?!? My name is G.O.D
(Dark Angel and Melissa are shocked to see the strange guy.
Melissa: Who in the Hell was that?!?
The Dark Angel: Oblivion!! Who is that?!
Oblivion: Oh, THAT guy. His name is GOD.
(At first, Melissa was about to take Oblivion, seriously, until she begins to smile and begins to laugh...)
Melissa: That can't be God?!? He is wearing a torn tank with coffee stains on it. He hasn't shaved in weeks. His teeth looks like they haven't been brushed in days. And he stinks!!
The Dark Angel: Yeah, dude. Who IS that guy?!?
(At that time, G.O.D begins to play his cassette recorder....)
Joan Osborne: If God was one of us. Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on a bus. Trying to make his way back home.
( Melissa, Fort Knox, and The Dark Angel look at each bewildered.)
The Dark Angel/Fort Knox/Melissa: Whoa. How freaky.
Oblivion: What's so freaky, about it?!
(All three have this look, on their faces, as if they couldn't be Oblivion would say that. They are in total disbelief.)
Melissa: That was a sign, y'all!!
Fort Knox: Could that be God?!
Oblivion: Yes, his name is G.O.D. He was here, when I bought this place, as our headquarters. The realtor agent said, that the guy, has been here for years. He's harmless, just let him be.
The Dark Angel: But, you said his name was God!
Oblivion: No. I said, his name was G. O. D!
Melissa: Yeah God!!
Oblivion: Yes, his name is G.O.D... Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff. I called him God, one day and now, he think he is God. Go figure.
Fort Knox: Figures! I'm surrounded by crazy people!!! All, last one of you, are feakin' nuts!! Absolutely bonkers!!
(Melissa skips up to Knox, chewin' and poppin' her gum, occassionly she will blow a big bubble and pop it. The noise tends to be loud. The more she's agitated, the more the chews her gum and right now, she's chewin' up a storm. Melissa HATES, absolutely HATES Fort Knox. He not only attacked Abril, he also attacked Melissa. She stops chewing her gum fast and looks right at Fort Knox.)
P'TUEY!!!!
SLAPP-P-P-PP!!!
(Melissa spits her wad of gum out, right onto Knox's face. As he was about to wipe away the spit, Melissa hauls off and slaps him. After he grabs his left cheek, Melissa sternly points her right index finger into the middle of Knox's face...)
Melissa: I don't trust you!!! I hate you... NO!! I LOATHE YOU!!! You attacked me!! Knox and I cannot... NO!!! I WILL NOT ever forgive you!!! I won't completely feel comfortable about having you around. But, I am all-ll-l-l about TEAM SPIRIT!! I'm a team player. If Oblivion feels that The Society will benefit from you being here, then so be it. I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT!!!!
(As Melissa walks away, Fort Knox catches himself watching Melissa walk away. Something mesmerizing about the way she walks. If she could, she would have her own walking theme music. As Knox spaces off, Oblivion rushes in...)
Oblivion: ARE DONE WITH THE MOPPING, YET!?!
(Fort Knox hurries up to finish mopping the floors.)
Oblivion: You DO realize, that Melissa is like a daughter, to me!! If you even think about "smacking that", I will sever off yer nut sack and shove them so far up your ass, they will be sticking out your nostrils. YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?!?
Fort Knox: Yeah. Yeah. I got it! The girl is off limits!!
(Oblivion taps left cheek of Knox, with his right hand.)
Oblivion: Make sure, you keep it that way!!
(Oblivion starts to walk away when he turns back to Fort Knox and says....)
Oblivion: Good job, on the floors by the way. They shine. Um, catch up with me, later. I want us to start thinking strategy about the TMMG. We need to get some workout time in, as well. I must ask you one question...
Fort Knox: Yeah, what is it?!?
(Oblivion walks up to Fort Knox and looks him, right in the eyes and asks...)
Oblivion: You wanna win!?!?
Fort Knox: Yeah!! What kind of stupid-ass question, is that!?
Oblivion: You wanna win!?!?
Fort Knox: I said yeah!!
Oblivion: Your biggest problem, well one of them, is that you're stubborn!!
Fort Knox: So, are you! We both don't know when to quit. You have a stubborn streak yourself!! As many times, I have beaten you down. You seem to keep coming back for more!!
Oblivion: So, I ask you again! You wanna win those tag titles!?!?
Fort Knox: How many times, do I have to tell you this.... YES-S-S-S-S-S-S!!!
Oblivion: Then you better get your head out of your ass and get on the ball!! We have a lot of training and a little amount of time, to do it in! Creeping Death and Torture are some of the best wrestlers, not only in WCF, but in the entire world!!! For us to win, we WILL have to gel as a cohesive unit!! That means, if we like it or not, you and Dark Angel are gonna have to trust one another. Now, lket's go watch some film on The Man Made Gods!!
Fort Knox: Fine, let's do this!!
(Fort Knox, El Angel Oscuro, and Oblivion watch the match from Explosion.... The Man Made Gods verses The Big Time Jerks.)
Oblivion: We watch enough film on the Man Made Gods, see and look for every trick in their arsenal.
The Dark Angel: We know, they have plenty of tricks, up their sleeves. We just need to notice them, before they happen. So, let's watch some, of the match and then we'll comment on it. Okay?
Fort Knox: Fine.
Oblivion: I don't know, what your friggin' problem is, Knox, but you better get your head on straight or we WILL lose this match!! You and Angel better figure out to get along, those tag titles will look great around your waists!! Now shut up and watch the match. If you notice anything, speak up.
(Torture and Adams start out in the ring as Creeping Death gets thrown out of the ring by Killian! Torture hits a snap suplex and slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair quickly. Torture slides in and gets kicked by Adams! Adams has Torture drop the chair and Adams picks it up. Adams goes to swing but Torture leans back through the ropes and escapes the ring to a very loud boo. Meanwhile, Creeping Death gets thrown into the guardrail by Killian! Creeping Death gets lifted up and dropped chest first onto the railing too!)
The Dark Angel: Just in the first few moments, of the match, you notice how quickly, Big time Jerks try to take control?
Oblivion: Both Creeping Death gets thrown into the guardrails, as Torture gets drop across the guardrails.
Fort Knox: So, what we need to do is, to hit hard and fast.
The Dark Angel: Catch them off guard and hit them first. Keep them off balanced.
(Killian taunts, but Creeping Death hits a low blow while he was on his knees. Killian bends over in pain.)
Oblivion: What did Killian do wrong?
Fort Knox: Killian got cocky and Creeping Death took advantage!! I just want a chance to get my hands on Creeping death.
The Dark Angel: Why?
Fort Knox: Creeping Death didn't finish the job!! Those little creepy ass goblins are probably hiding in the shadows, surviving off bug feces and insect larvae.
(Melissa walks into the room, as Knox mentions bug feces and insect larvae.
Melissa: EW-W-W-W-WW!! BUG POOP!!
Oblivion: Melissa, this may not be for you. Be a good girl and go play somewhere else, okay?!
Melissa: Okie-dokie!!!
(Melissa, skips out of the room. Knox watches Melissa as she leaves the room. Oblivion is standing behind a sitting Fort Knox and The Dark Angel. Oblivion slaps the back of the head of Fort Knox. Immediately, Knox leaps up to his feet and is ready to fight.)
Fort Knox: Why did you hit me?!
(Dark Angel begins to mock Knox...)
The Dark Angel(imitating a whining Fort Knox): Wah-h-h-h!! Why did you hit me?!? Wah-h-h-h-h!!!
Oblivion: D.A, knock it off!!
Fort Knox: Since The Gathering are still walking around, Creeping Death and Doc Henry took my money and ran!! They didn't complete their job!!! That's why I want a piece of Creeping Death!! Torture, not so much. You can take of Torture.
-The three continue watching the tape.-
(Just as Killian and Creeping Death stand to their feet, Adams comes flying over the top rope with a splash sending his own teammate down and Creeping Death! Torture comes over and picks up Killian and throws him into the ring post, and then irish whips him into the steel steps!
The Dark Angel: You see that?!
Oblivion: What!?
The Dark Angel: Torture is quick!! I will have to be on my A-game, if we have any chance of beating those two.
Fort Knox: I know I will be.. on my A-game!!
The Dark Angel: Now, you wanna be a team player!
Fort Knox: My name is Fort Knox. I am wealthy and have money around me! I love gold. I want those tag titles. I just hate you guys.
The Dark Angel: But, it seems like you don't hate us enough to walk up and leave. You want those tag team championships, as much as we do!
Oblivion: All I know, is that you two better be on the same page. You both want championship gold, but are you willing to get along to win those titles?!?
The Dark Angel: I suppose so.
Fort Knox: I guess so.
Oblivion: Not only are Creeping Death and Torture are watching, but the entire WCF are going to see if you two are gonna explode and attack each other. I say, you two be grown up and work together as a well organized tag team!! GOT IT!?!
The Dark Angel: I suppose so.
Fort Knox: I guess so.
(The three continue to watch the tag team bout.)
( Torture grabs the table that is leaning up against the railing and sets it up. Torture turns around and gets a clothesline from Adams! Creeping Death then hits Adams in the back of the head sending him down. Killian jumps off the steel steps but Creeping Death ducks and Killian goes through the table! The crowd stands to their feet! Creeping Death looks up at the ref whose in the ring. Creeping Death picks up Adams and throws him into the ring. Adams hits the ropes and runs back at Creeping Death and CD hits a spinebuster! The crowd boos as Creeping Death snaps back to his feet, hits the ropes and hits a snap leg drop. Creeping Death picks up Adams and hits a back breaker. Torture slides a chair into the ring. Killian hits Torture from behind and throws him into the ring post before hitting a Russian leg sweep on the outside! Creeping Death picks up the chair high above his head but he notices Killian sliding into the ring. CD swings as he turns around quickly, but Killian ducks and when CD turns around Killian gives a kick having CD drop the chair and Killian and Adams hit a double DDT onto the chair!
The crowd pops! Killian slides out and grabs a table and slides it into the ring! Killian puts the table in the corner on the far side of the ring. Adams slides in another one and Killian sets up that table in the opposite corner! Adams slides in one last table and puts it in the middle of the ring. Both Killian and Adams try to set it up when Torture gets into the ring and shoves Killian into Creeping Death! Adams goes for a clothesline but Torture ducks and when both men turn around Torture hits the classic Torture right hands! The long, drawn out punch lands on the forehead! One! Two! Three! Four punches send Adams back into the corner. Torture goes for a fifth but Adams lifts up Torture and throws him out of the ring! Just at that time Killian has the advantage on Creeping Death hitting kick after kick! CD goes reeling back into the corner where there is a table! Killian taunts to the crowds delight and runs but CD steps out of the corner and hits a belly to belly suplex sending Killian through the corner table! Adams tries to stop him but can't! Creeping Death turns around and gets a spear from Adams!
Adams goes crazy with right hands on Creeping Death! Adams picks up CD and sets him on the top rope. Adams moves one of two tables left in the ring to the middle. The corner table is still in the corner. The ref is clearing out Killian and the broken table. CD stands up on the top rope and Adams doesn't realize it yet! Adams turns around and Creeping Death jumps off the top rope and .. Adams catches him in a crossbody motion! Adams smiles as the crowd all stands to their feet! Creeping Death tries to get out of the hold but Adams isn't letting go. Adams lifts CD to his shoulders in the DVD hold and then hits a Death Valley Driver through the table in the middle of the ring! The crowd pops! The ref clears the broken table out of the ring as other officials move the trash to the back. Killian rolls into the ring and stomps on CD and high fives Adams! They notice Torture on the outside setting up a table. Angus points to the table in the corner and Adams shakes his head no and to leave it there. Killian and Adams slide out of the ring and stand behind Torture.
Torture sets up the table and thinks he has it all in the bag. Torture turns around and goes face to face with Angus and Adams. Torture looks shocked. He turns to the ring and notices Creeping Death trying to get to his feet in the corner. The ref is fully aware of the three men on the outside of the ring. Torture looks right in the eyes of Adams and Angus and throws a punch but Angus kicks Torture in the jaw! Torture tries to fight but Adams kicks to the gut and throws him head first into the guardrail! Killian picks up Torture and points to the table. The crowd stands to their feet. Adams and Angus knuckle bump and pick Torture up like a chokeslam position and slam him through the table on the outside! The crowd stands to their feet! Angus and Adams roll into the ring and celebrate but they notice something. Creeping Death is explaining to the ref about something, possibly a knee injury, but either way the refs back has been turned and his focus is on Creeping Death! Angus and Adams are yelling at the ref to notice Torture through a table. The crowd starts to boo.
Snad Styles crawls out from under the ring and grabs Torture by his feet and drags him a few feet away from the table wreckage. Snad drags the broken table under the ring. Snad then stands up and jumps over the guardrail and runs through the crowd! Security chases after him but Snad leaves the building! Angus and Adams turn the ref around and walk him over to the side of the ring, the ref notices Torture crawling but there is no table wreckage. The ref shrugs his shoulders and the match is continuing! Creeping Death steps out of the corner and Angus Killian hits a dropkick! Killian begins to trash talk Creeping Death when Torture slides into the ring and grabs Adams from behind and hits a German Suplex into the table in the corner! The ref sees that happen and rings the bell! The crowd boos hard and Torture rolls out of the ring as Three Days Grace hits the sound speakers! Angus turns around and notices Adams through the table out cold. CD rolls out of the ring and the ref gives The Tag Team Titles to CD and then the other one to Torture. CD and Torture meet up at the bottom of the ramp and celebrate but obviously in pain.
The crowd continues to boo as Angus hits his knees in the middle of the ring in disappointment.)
The Dark Angel: The Big Time Jerks underestimated The Man Made Gods!!
Fort Knox: How?
Oblivion: Snad Styles!!
Fort Knox: How we fix that little problem?!?
(The Dark Angel points at Oblivion)
Oblivion: I will watch your backs!! Plus, I have few tricks, up my wicked sleeve. But, we ARE dealing with Creeping Death and Torture. I know I have the darkest, the slimiest, the deepest kind of evil bubbling down within me. I know Dark Angel has the guts to destroy another human being?! We have no quarries about dismantling someone, just for championship gold, do you?
Fort Knox: Do I, what!?!
The Dark Angel: Do you, have it in you to hurt Creeping Death and Torture, for the tag team titles?!?
Fort Knox: yea.
The Dark Angel: He doesn't sound convincing.
Oblivion: I know.
Fort Knox: I don't have any problems hurting someone and get paid for it!! I want those tag titles as much as Dark Angel does.
The Dark Angel: I don't think so. I'm not convinced!
Oblivion: Neither, am I!
The Dark Angel: I don't think Knox has it in him, to fight the Man Made Gods.
Fort Knox: I DO have it, in me!!
The Dark Angel: Yeah, right. Whatever!!
(Oblivion, stands there, with his arms folded staring right at Fort Knox. Studying him...)
The Dark Angel: I want to rip off Creeping Death's arms and beat Torture with them. I want to tear off Torture's head off and beat Creeping death with it. I want to defeat them, just so I can see the painful look of defeat, on their faces. When they realize that Fort Knox and myself just defeated them!! An unorganized team like ourselves, defeating a well oil-machine like The Man Made Gods will be priceless. I am willing to put up with Fort Knox, as long as he is willing to do the same. We CAN beat those two, we just need to function as a tag team!!! The MMGs are human. They can be defeated. We just have to keep that little pain in the ass, Snad Styles out of the picture!! I know, Oblivion has his eyes on him!! You, Knox...
Fort Knox: What about me?!
Oblivion: You are gonna have to dig deep into your darker psyche and find a way that you can devise a way to help Dark Angel to destroy or possible injure those wrestling phenoms.
The Dark Angel: We are talking about doing things, that you usually wouldn't want to do.
Oblivion: I'm talking about doing things, anything, just to get what you want!!!
The Dark Angel: Oblivion, once kidnapped a group of Girl Scouts, just for their cookies!!
Oblivion: Hey, I was hungry!!! Plus, I did what I had to do. No matter what the consequences were.
Fort Knox: After you got your cookies, what happened to the girls?
Oblivion: What girls?!
(Fort Knox gets confused.)
Fort Knox: The girl scouts.
(Both Oblivion and Dark Angel react with shocking reactions. Dark Angel leaps up, from his seat and runs out of the room.)
Fort Knox: What's going on?
(Oblivion stands up and begins to pace, as he mumbles under his voice...)
Oblivion: OH SH*T!!! OH SH*T!!! OH SH*T!!!
(Fort Knox also stands up and looks confused. Dark Angel races back in the room, with Mini O standing beside him.)
Fort Knox: What's going on?
Oblivion: Mini O, when was the last time you checked on those little girls?!
(Mini O throws his arms up, in the air. Oblivion begins to worry, until...)
Oblivion: Wait...
Fort Knox: What?!
Oblivion: D.A!?!
The Dark Angel: Yea?!
Oblivion: Do me a favor and look beside the house and tell me, if we still have those garbage bags.
The Dark Angel: Okay.
(El Angel Oscuro leaves the room, again. This time, he leaves the headquarters and swings around the side. He sees four black garbage bags, standing up, full, of something. The Dark Angel rushes back to Oblivion.)
Oblivion: Yea?
The Dark Angel: The bags are there and they are full.
Oblivion: Are you sure?!?
The Dark Angel: YES!! I know what I saw. They're in those bags!!
( Fort Knox looks back and forth at Dark Angel and Oblivion. Knox's heart rate is increasing.)
Oblivion: Well, I have to see for myself!! Let's all go and see!!
(Fort Knox looks around and he asks...)
Fort Knox: What are we doing?!
(Oblivion, The Dark Angel, and Fort Knox leaves the headquarters and walk around the building. There are four black large full garbage bags. Oblivion puts his hands on his head and begins to worry. Unusual behavior for Oblivion.)
Oblivion: OH SH*T!!! Are you sure, that it's them?!
The Dark Angel: I'm not sure!!
(The Dark Angel walks over to the bags and looks in them. Automatically, within a half-second, Dark Angel begins to puke, violently! Dark Angel wipes his mouth.)
The Dark Angel: Oh my God!!
(Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff walks out in his white wife beater, torn and covered in coffee stains. Wearing white underwear. His robe is wide open. He has a cup of coffee, in his hands. He asks...)
Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff: Did someone call me?!
Oblivion: No, G.O.D. No one called you. Go back inside. I didn't say, you could come outside. You cannot see this!!
( Gaderian walks over and see the tall black garbage bags, full of what looks like what used to be human bodies. G.O.D begins to panic.)
Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff: Oh my!! Bodies!! Someone must call the police!! These bodies are decomposed. They probably have ben miss...
CLANG!!!
(Standing there with a metal shovel, in her hands, is... MELISSA!)
Melissa: Must I do EVERYTHING around here?!?!
Fort Knox: What are you doing?!
(Oblivion and The Dark Angel pulls the unconscious body of G.O.D back inside the house.)
Fort Knox: OH MY!! YOU KILLED G.O.D!!!
([color-white]As Oblivion and Dark Angel were dealing with the body of Gaderien, Melissa grabs the hand of Fort Knox. A big smile comes over Knox, as Melissa takes him over to the black garbage bags.[/i])
Melissa: You know what's inside these bags, don't ya?!?
(Fort Knox, slowly shakes his head yes. There are sounds of a hacksaw and a chainsaw, in the background. Fort Knox, keeps looking back, in the direction, of the sounds. Melissa keeps turning his head back in the direction of the black bags.)
Fort Knox: What are Oblivion and Dark Angel doing?!
Melissa: Nothing that you should be worrying about!! You should be more worried about, what you are seeing here!!
(Melissa's face is different. Her demeanor has completely changed.)
Melissa: You think, Oblivion runs this crew!?!?
(The sounds of the saws, are a bit distracting to fort Knox, as he keeps turning his head back, to the directions of the saws.)
Melissa: All these girls had to do was sell cookies. But, they got greedy!! They wanted more than money!! They wanted Oblivion!! They wanted MY MAN!!! Abril, wanted my man. And do you see HER around?!?
(Knox was about to respond, but Melissa cuts him off...)
Melissa: NO!!! Those girl had to die!!
(The sounds of the saws, sounded like they hit something, like bone, as the saws continues., then stops. Oblivion and The Dark Angel come out, drenched in blood. Fort Knox is now spooked, as Melissa says...)
Melissa: Those Girl Scouts, got too close to Oblivion!! So, I crept around them and.... SNAP!!! Broke their friggin' necks!! Then I made the boys hack up the girls and stuff them into these garbage bags. Like you are gonna do with G.O.D!!
Fort Knox: The Hell I am!! You people are f*cking nuts!! Totally bonkers!! You all are... are... freakin' gone, man!!
Melissa: Before you go and bag up G.O.D, I want you to look inside these bags!!
Fort Knox: No f*ckin' way!! You're a crazy bitch!!
Melissa: No, I'm not!! I know what you are!!
Fort Knox: What am I?!?
The Dark Angel: You're f*cked!!!
Fort Knox: How am I f*cked?!?
Melissa: Accessory to commit murder and the accessory to murder, after the fact!! Now, look in the bag!!
Fort Knox: NO WAY!! THIS IS TOO WEIRD, EVEN FOR ME!!! THIS IS CRAZY!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!
Oblivion: Just look in the f*ckin' bag!!
(Slowly, Fort Knox unties the garbage bag. Melissa slowly backs up, holding her nose. As the other two, hold their noses, as well. Slowly, Fort Knox opens the bag, with his hands shaking...)
Fort Knox(under his breath): Oh God!! Oh God!! This will be nasty!! Oh God, dead bodies!!!
(As Fort Knox opens the bag, a small hand grabs the right wrist of Fort Knox. A small head with a green Girl Scout Beret on, sticks out of the bag. With decomposition falling off the face, the body says...)
The dead body: HELP US!!! PLEASE HELP US!!
(Fort Knox screams out!! He flies backwards and trips over his own feet. He falls to the ground, standing above him are The Dark Angel, Oblivion, and Melissa, who is holding a shovel. Melissa starts to pull back on the shovel, when the garbage bag falls over and bodies fall out. The talking body begin to crawl out. Knox scrambles backwards, like a crab, as he tries to run away. Oblivion and Dark Angel catches him and begin to tie him up. Knox is screaming loud. Melissa, walks up to fort Knox and drops the shovel. The "dead" body continues to crawl over to a tied up Fort Knox. Melissa digs deep into the front of her shorts and pulls out something flat and bloody. She sticks it in Fort Knox's mouth. Instantly, Knox begins to gag, as blood drips off his chin. As the body continues to drag towards Fort Knox, Oblivion and Dark Angel also stand next to Fort Knox. As the body gets to Fort Knox, Melissa grabs the body by it's decomposing head and grabs it under the head, by the neck and pulls up....)
The dead body: HELP ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!
(Melissa pulls up on the decomposing skin and revealing underneath......)
Fort Knox: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
(Melissa pulls back the skin and exposing... the face of a Gathering member!!)
Fort Knox: WHAT THE....??
(At that time, G.O.D comes walking out, in his robe and says...)
Gaderian Obiareus Dimancheff: Oblivion, did I do a good job?!
Oblivion: Yes, G.O.D you did excellent!!!
(Fort Knox looks around, as everyone is smiling and laughing.)
Fort Knox: What just happened!?
(At that time, walking around the headquarters, is Ashton Kutcher, with a camera crew. Everyone is laughing and pointing at Fort Knox. Knox is somewhat smiling.)
Melissa: Fort Knox.... YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!!
(Fort Knox points at everyone....)
Fort Knox: F*CK YOU!!! F*CK YOU!!! F*CK YOU!!! AND YOU ASHTON, ESPECIALLY YOU....F*CK YOU!!!
(Fort Knox tries to walk away, as Oblivion grabs his arm...)
Oblivion: Knox, dude!! Relax!! You are now a part of The Society!! You should always....ALWAYS expect something like this to happen!!
Fort Knox: Well, it wasn't funny!!! Because, it happened to me!!
(Ashton begins his open mouthed big toothed grin, as he does. He points at Fort Knox, as he laughs. Oblivion shakes his head in disgust. Oblivion slowly and methodically walks behind Ashton Kutcher and he gets real close to him. As Ashton was about to react, Oblivion pushes Ashton into Fort Knox. Knox kicks Kutcher in the stomach, which makes him bend over. Knox grabs him and....)
WHAM-THUD!!!
Oblivion: HOLY SH*T!! A front flipping piledriver!! That looks like that hurts, Ashton!!
(Out from the shadows, come The Gathering. They squirm, crawl, and slither towards a fallen Ashton Kutcher. They begin to sniff all over his body. A couple of The Gathering, begins to lick on the unconscious body. The Gathering grabs the body and begins to drag him away, until he wakes up...)
Ashton Kutcher: NO-O-O-O!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? THIS WAS ONLY A JOKE!!! DEMI!!! PLEASE HELP ME-E-E-E!!!
(The Gathering continues to drag away Ashton Kutcher's body.)
Ashton Kutcher: AHH-H-H-H-HH-H!!!
Oblivion: Who's getting PUNK'D now!?!?
(Stitches, the cameraman slowly walks out, with camera in hand. He walks up to The Society...)
Fort Knox: What the hell was that all about?!?! All this was just to trick me!?!? Not funny!!
The Dark Angel: I think it was freakin' hysterical, myself!!!
Oblivion: Now, Fort Knox, you have seen our dark side!! Do you have a dark side. You will need it, when you and Dark Angel are facing The Man Made Gods!!!
The Dark Angel: They are legends and we need to be on the same page. You got me!?!
Fort Knox: I understand!! I have a dark side too. You, Society, knows that!! I know we can defeat those tag champions and become new champions!! WCF deserves to have new champions, than those so-called Gods!!!
(Stitches brings the camera closer to Oblivion...)
Oblivion: Although, I am not involved, in the match you bet your sweet ass, I will be there, to keep an eye on Snad!! My men will take those tag titles away from your undeserving clutches!! Tell 'em Angel!!!
The Dark Angel: I have nothing but the utmost respect for you two!! You two are legends, here in WCF!! I respect that!! But, once we get inside that ring, nothing else matters, but...VICTORY FOR THE SOCIETY!!! Remember, Creeping Death...THIS IS NOT PERSONAL, IT'S ONLY BUSINESS!!!
Fort Knox: Creeping Death!!! You didn't finish the job!!! You owe me $300,000!! Hook or by crook, we WILL win those tag titles!! You might play dirty, but I assure you, we can play dirtier!!! Don't think this will be easy for you two!!! Because, it won't. I will....
(Oblivion cuts off Fort Knox....)
Oblivion: Because, after it all has been said and done, there's only one thing you can do....
Fort Knox: What is that?!
Oblivion/The Dark Angel/Fort Knox: YOU CAN... CHOKE... ON.... THAT!!! THE SOCIETY ARE...YOUR....GO-OD-D-D-D-D-SS!!
(The Society just stares, right into the camera, as the scene fades to black...)
