Post by johnnycraven on May 17, 2007 12:02:49 GMT -5
Cameras Fade In:
Scene opens up to Johnny Craven's basement where Craven is seen passed out on his couch. Just then there's a knock at the door. Craven stirs before actually waking up and answering the door. Chuck Watson steps in and immediately walks over to the t.v. and turns it on.
Chuck Watson: Craven, have you seen what Seth lerch is doing to you this Sunday at Slam? He is making you team up with Bobby Cairo.
Johnny Craven: Bobby Cairo?
Chuck Watson: Not only that...you have to compete against Mike Ragnal and the hardcore champion, Danny Vice.
Johnny Craven: Bobby Cairo?
Johnny Craven just glares at the t.v. as his fists begin to clinch. He then walks over to his fridge and pulls out a half a bottle of Jack Daniels and begins to chug it down.
Johnny Craven: That no good, son-of-a-b*tch boss man of ours is teaming me up with Bobby Cairo?
Chuck Watson: Yeah...that's right.
Johnny Craven: Oh...cool. Hell yeah man.
Chuck Watson: What the f*ck did you just say man? You're okay with teaming up with Bobby Cairo? You don't have any idea what type of person Bobby Cairo is. You ought to know by now that he can't be trusted. Everybody knows that. Hell, that's exactly why Mike Ragnal was insistent that he be the one teamed up with Danny Vice. He's been screwed twice by Bobby Cairo, and if you're not careful, it could happen to you. I mean, he could leave you high and dry in this match at Slam. Did you ever think of that?
Johnny Craven: First of all Chuck...I know damn well Bobby Cairo can't be trusted. But when you really think about it...there ain't know one in this business that can be trusted. I've seen what Cairo does in that ring and I saw what he did to Mike Ragnal. To be honest with you, Bobby Cairo is one hell of a wrestler. I mean, he ain't the Television Champion for nothing.
Chuck Watson: Yeah, but he didn't win the Television Championship fair and square. He had help from his friend Biohazard. I mean, he cheated his way to championship gold.
Johnny Craven: You ain't got nothing to worry about Chuck. I know all about Bobby Cairo. I am going to look at our upcoming match and every possible outcome that could happen, including those in which Cairo screws me over. Yeah...I don't trust Bobby Cairo...and I sure as hell know he don't trust me. But, we ain't never teamed together. So I'm not going to jump to any conclusions just yet.
Chuck Watson: Well, just watch your back man. And don't worry...me and Boone have your back as well. But now we need to talk about your opponents, Danny Vice and Mike Ragnal.
Johnny Craven: You know it's funny...several weeks ago, Mike Ragnal beat me at Sunday Slam. Then he goes on to say that I'm a push over...after the match was over with and he cowardly left the arena. What he should have done was said it to my face. (Johnny Craven then looks directly into the camera) Well Mike Ragnal...I'm giving you another chance. This Sunday at Slam, I'm giving you the chance to get into that ring with me...face-to-face...and see you talk your sh*t then. We're going to see if you can be a man about it. Then once it's all said and done, I'm gonna whoop your ass. I know you've been hiding from Davey Boone. He challenges you to a match and you coward out behind the boss man. You see Mike Ragnal...your days of cowarding behind Seth Lerch are coming to an end. And if you think for one minute that Davey "the savior" Boone is through challenging you...your a deadman. I'll see you Sunday.
Chuck Watson: Hell yeah man! Now onto Danny Vice.
Johnny Craven: Danny Vice...the WCF Hardcore Champion...you know, I don't know much about the guy. From what I've seen...I can tell you that he is one sick ass bastard when it comes to extreme matches. I mean...what he did to Thunder...that's just sick......*pause*......I like it. Danny Vice is the exact type of wrestler that I envisioned going toe-to-toe with when I came to WCF...basically whenever I got into the wrestling business. You see, I've always had a sick mind when it comes to extreme matches. There's one thing you need to know about me, Danny Vice...I feast on the pain of those who suffer at my hands. When I put someone through a table or smash someone across their back with a baseball bat completely wrapped in barbed wire, or even powerbomb someone onto a bed of sharp tacks...it just brings a smile to my face. (Johnny Craven begins to smile sickly) Danny Vice...this tag team match is but a warm-up for our triple threat hardcore championship match at Timebomb. When you, me, and Creeping Death step into that ring at Timebomb...I guaran-damn-tee you that all hell will break loose. I'll see you this Sunday as well.
Chuck Watson: Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about. You have a BIG opportunity at Timebomb. Think about for a second...you could become the new WCF Hardcore Champion.
Johnny Craven: I only have one more thing to say...Bobby Cairo...you better bring your 'A' game this Sunday at Slam. Let's face it...you don't trust me and I don't trust you, but we're going to have to be on the same page this Sunday. I guarantee you this Cairo...if you even think about screwing me over, I will stop at nothing...NOTHING!...to hunt your ass down and beat your ass all over that arena. (Just then Johnny Craven pulls out a steel chair with barbed wire wrapped around it.) And I will be bringing this with me.
Just then there is another knock at the door and Craven opens it and begins to speak to an unseen individual.
Johnny Craven: What the hell are you doing here? (Craven walks out the door and closes it as the cameras are still inside.)
Cameras Fade out.
Scene opens up to Johnny Craven's basement where Craven is seen passed out on his couch. Just then there's a knock at the door. Craven stirs before actually waking up and answering the door. Chuck Watson steps in and immediately walks over to the t.v. and turns it on.
Chuck Watson: Craven, have you seen what Seth lerch is doing to you this Sunday at Slam? He is making you team up with Bobby Cairo.
Johnny Craven: Bobby Cairo?
Chuck Watson: Not only that...you have to compete against Mike Ragnal and the hardcore champion, Danny Vice.
Johnny Craven: Bobby Cairo?
Johnny Craven just glares at the t.v. as his fists begin to clinch. He then walks over to his fridge and pulls out a half a bottle of Jack Daniels and begins to chug it down.
Johnny Craven: That no good, son-of-a-b*tch boss man of ours is teaming me up with Bobby Cairo?
Chuck Watson: Yeah...that's right.
Johnny Craven: Oh...cool. Hell yeah man.
Chuck Watson: What the f*ck did you just say man? You're okay with teaming up with Bobby Cairo? You don't have any idea what type of person Bobby Cairo is. You ought to know by now that he can't be trusted. Everybody knows that. Hell, that's exactly why Mike Ragnal was insistent that he be the one teamed up with Danny Vice. He's been screwed twice by Bobby Cairo, and if you're not careful, it could happen to you. I mean, he could leave you high and dry in this match at Slam. Did you ever think of that?
Johnny Craven: First of all Chuck...I know damn well Bobby Cairo can't be trusted. But when you really think about it...there ain't know one in this business that can be trusted. I've seen what Cairo does in that ring and I saw what he did to Mike Ragnal. To be honest with you, Bobby Cairo is one hell of a wrestler. I mean, he ain't the Television Champion for nothing.
Chuck Watson: Yeah, but he didn't win the Television Championship fair and square. He had help from his friend Biohazard. I mean, he cheated his way to championship gold.
Johnny Craven: You ain't got nothing to worry about Chuck. I know all about Bobby Cairo. I am going to look at our upcoming match and every possible outcome that could happen, including those in which Cairo screws me over. Yeah...I don't trust Bobby Cairo...and I sure as hell know he don't trust me. But, we ain't never teamed together. So I'm not going to jump to any conclusions just yet.
Chuck Watson: Well, just watch your back man. And don't worry...me and Boone have your back as well. But now we need to talk about your opponents, Danny Vice and Mike Ragnal.
Johnny Craven: You know it's funny...several weeks ago, Mike Ragnal beat me at Sunday Slam. Then he goes on to say that I'm a push over...after the match was over with and he cowardly left the arena. What he should have done was said it to my face. (Johnny Craven then looks directly into the camera) Well Mike Ragnal...I'm giving you another chance. This Sunday at Slam, I'm giving you the chance to get into that ring with me...face-to-face...and see you talk your sh*t then. We're going to see if you can be a man about it. Then once it's all said and done, I'm gonna whoop your ass. I know you've been hiding from Davey Boone. He challenges you to a match and you coward out behind the boss man. You see Mike Ragnal...your days of cowarding behind Seth Lerch are coming to an end. And if you think for one minute that Davey "the savior" Boone is through challenging you...your a deadman. I'll see you Sunday.
Chuck Watson: Hell yeah man! Now onto Danny Vice.
Johnny Craven: Danny Vice...the WCF Hardcore Champion...you know, I don't know much about the guy. From what I've seen...I can tell you that he is one sick ass bastard when it comes to extreme matches. I mean...what he did to Thunder...that's just sick......*pause*......I like it. Danny Vice is the exact type of wrestler that I envisioned going toe-to-toe with when I came to WCF...basically whenever I got into the wrestling business. You see, I've always had a sick mind when it comes to extreme matches. There's one thing you need to know about me, Danny Vice...I feast on the pain of those who suffer at my hands. When I put someone through a table or smash someone across their back with a baseball bat completely wrapped in barbed wire, or even powerbomb someone onto a bed of sharp tacks...it just brings a smile to my face. (Johnny Craven begins to smile sickly) Danny Vice...this tag team match is but a warm-up for our triple threat hardcore championship match at Timebomb. When you, me, and Creeping Death step into that ring at Timebomb...I guaran-damn-tee you that all hell will break loose. I'll see you this Sunday as well.
Chuck Watson: Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about. You have a BIG opportunity at Timebomb. Think about for a second...you could become the new WCF Hardcore Champion.
Johnny Craven: I only have one more thing to say...Bobby Cairo...you better bring your 'A' game this Sunday at Slam. Let's face it...you don't trust me and I don't trust you, but we're going to have to be on the same page this Sunday. I guarantee you this Cairo...if you even think about screwing me over, I will stop at nothing...NOTHING!...to hunt your ass down and beat your ass all over that arena. (Just then Johnny Craven pulls out a steel chair with barbed wire wrapped around it.) And I will be bringing this with me.
Just then there is another knock at the door and Craven opens it and begins to speak to an unseen individual.
Johnny Craven: What the hell are you doing here? (Craven walks out the door and closes it as the cameras are still inside.)
Cameras Fade out.
