Post by johnnycraven on Jun 24, 2007 2:59:02 GMT -5
Cameras Fade In:
Scene opens up at the arena a mere several hours before WCF's Explosion begins. The cameras pan to a dark area backstage. Johnny Craven is seen sitting all alone. His WCF hardcore title is draped over his shoulders. Hank Brown is seen walking by and walks towards Craven and begins to speak.
Hank Brown: Why are you always hiding out in these dark places? You're the hardest man to try to find, especially when it comes to interviewing you. Why can't you give interviews at normal places like everyone else? The other wrestlers are usually in well known places, and it makes my life easier when it comes to my job. Anyways, I was just going to see how you were holding up. I wanted to get your thoughts before your big match at Explosion.
Johnny Craven just glares up at him and then stands up and gets in his face before taking the Mic and beginning to speak.
Johnny Craven: You want my thoughts about my match at Explosion. Well, I'm going to have to think about that for a minute. Ah fuck, I'm just going to go ahead and cut right to the chase. We'll start with Danny "The Vagrant" Vice. He's doing the same damn thing he did the last time we fought for this title (Craven points at his hardcore title). He's singling me out in his promos. You see, a month ago, Vice popped his mouth off about me. He seemed to have focused more on me than on Creeping Death. What did I do? I walked to that ring at Timebomb, busted my ass, and won the WCF hardcore title. Now Danny Vice refuses to see it that way. He claims that the only reason I won the title was because of Creeping Death. I mean hell, he even has Creeping Death himself convinced. But Hank, you watched our match at Timebomb, and everybody else watched our match and even the fans watched our match at Timebomb, and they all saw the same result. Johnny Craven whooped some ass and became the WCF hardcore champion. And now, a month later at Explosion, Danny Vice is once again singling me out.
Hank Brown: Well, you are the champ. There's no denying that.
Johnny Craven: I guess Danny Vice just doesn't get it. He keeps going on about Johnny Craven this and Johny Craven that. I mean, he thinks bikers are supposed to be scary. Have you seen his latest promo? Of course you have, you interviewed it. Let me ask you a question Hank. Have you ever seen Johnny Craven walk down to that ring, dressed from head to toe in leather?
Hank Brown: Well I--(Craven cuts him off)
Johnny Craven: No you have not because I hate that shit. Just between you and me Hank, what with Vice's last few promos about talk shows and drags, I think he has a fetish for Oprah as a biker in drag, wearing leather. That's just sick, Hank. And to think, I have to step into that ring with that sick Bastard in just a few hours. Now Hank, you were there for his last promo. You heard it first hand. He actually went from calling me a biker in drag to a girl who throws hissy fits in the ring. Danny Vice, is that the best you can do? You're a veteran at this, Vice. I know you can come up with something better than that. Hank, let me ask you another question. Have you ever known me to be a gentle soul?
Hank Brown: Are you serious? Man, y--(Craven cuts him off again)
Johnny Craven: Hank, I've got a lot of respect for ya man, but this is Johnny Craven's time now. You wanted my thoughts, well I'm giving them to you. Can you believe it Hank? The WCF hardcore champion is said to be a gentle soul who lashes out in the ring. It's all in Vice's last promo where once again, he was blowing air out of his ass. You ought to know Hank, you were there. I guess my putting Adam Knite through a table a few months ago was basically me being gentle. I guess me tossing Danny Vice, from the top turnbuckle, through a table last month at Timebomb was being gentle. If that's being gentle, and not hardcore like you want it, Vice, then I'll try to remedy that at Explosion.
Hank Brown: What about Creeping Death?
Johnny Craven: Ah yes, Creeping Death. You know it's funny. The last time the three of us were in the ring together, Danny Vice got put through a glass table by CD. And that was after Vice failed to acknowledge CD in his promos earlier that week. Now, Vice has made mention of Creeping Death in all of his promos this week. But, all he's done is claim that he respects CD. Can you believe that Hank? He claims that he respects the man who put him through a glass table, yet he continues to ridicule and dis the WCF hardcore champion. If Vice thinks that by mentioning CD in his promos and claiming that he respects him, that CD won't put him through another table or worse in our match tonight, then he's a fucking moron. You can't ever trust a man like CD.
Hank Brown: What if CD tries to put you through a table of some kind at Explosion?
Johnny Craven just glares at Hank for a few seconds before continuing to speak.
Johnny Craven: You see Hank, that's where your problem is. You don't think that we look ahead into our matches. I know damn well what Creeping Death is capable of in that ring. I've seen what he's capable of in that ring. I watched him powerbomb my own tag team partner, from the top of the entrance, through a table last week. And I know damn well what Danny Vice is capable of in that ring as well. I've read the history, and I've seen what he can do. I know you can't trust neither one of them. You see, they're both veterans at this. Neither one of them are strangers to hardcore matches. Believe it or not Hank, I do have respect for the both of them. Do you want to know why? Because they are both insane when it comes to hardcore matches. Because they've been in the ring with the best. But as great as that is, that's not going to stop me from going to Explosion and busting my ass to reclaim my hardcore title.
Johnny Craven then raises his WCF hardcore title for all to see.
Johnny Craven: You see this? This is what it's all about. This is the reason that we're going to Explosion to rip each other apart. I guarantee you this. There ain't no way I'm leaving this arena tonight without my WCF hardcore title. I'm walking into Explosion as the WCF hardcore champion, I guaran-damn-tee you that I sure as hell am walking OUT as the WCF hardcore Champion! So Danny Vice and Creeping Death, when you step into that ring, I want you both to bring every damn thing you've got. I want you to bring your White Death, your For Whom The Bell Tolls, your glass tables, your Vicelock, your Outkast, your Halo, whatever the hell it is that you have to bring. I want you to bring it all. Because I promise you this. Tonight, it's going to take every damn thing you've got and a WHOLE hell of a lot more to keep me from climbing that ladder and reclaiming my WCF hardcore Championship!
With that, Johnny Craven gives the Mic back to Hank Brown and walks away. Hank has an astonishing look on his face, as the scene fades out.
Cameras Fade Out.
Scene opens up at the arena a mere several hours before WCF's Explosion begins. The cameras pan to a dark area backstage. Johnny Craven is seen sitting all alone. His WCF hardcore title is draped over his shoulders. Hank Brown is seen walking by and walks towards Craven and begins to speak.
Hank Brown: Why are you always hiding out in these dark places? You're the hardest man to try to find, especially when it comes to interviewing you. Why can't you give interviews at normal places like everyone else? The other wrestlers are usually in well known places, and it makes my life easier when it comes to my job. Anyways, I was just going to see how you were holding up. I wanted to get your thoughts before your big match at Explosion.
Johnny Craven just glares up at him and then stands up and gets in his face before taking the Mic and beginning to speak.
Johnny Craven: You want my thoughts about my match at Explosion. Well, I'm going to have to think about that for a minute. Ah fuck, I'm just going to go ahead and cut right to the chase. We'll start with Danny "The Vagrant" Vice. He's doing the same damn thing he did the last time we fought for this title (Craven points at his hardcore title). He's singling me out in his promos. You see, a month ago, Vice popped his mouth off about me. He seemed to have focused more on me than on Creeping Death. What did I do? I walked to that ring at Timebomb, busted my ass, and won the WCF hardcore title. Now Danny Vice refuses to see it that way. He claims that the only reason I won the title was because of Creeping Death. I mean hell, he even has Creeping Death himself convinced. But Hank, you watched our match at Timebomb, and everybody else watched our match and even the fans watched our match at Timebomb, and they all saw the same result. Johnny Craven whooped some ass and became the WCF hardcore champion. And now, a month later at Explosion, Danny Vice is once again singling me out.
Hank Brown: Well, you are the champ. There's no denying that.
Johnny Craven: I guess Danny Vice just doesn't get it. He keeps going on about Johnny Craven this and Johny Craven that. I mean, he thinks bikers are supposed to be scary. Have you seen his latest promo? Of course you have, you interviewed it. Let me ask you a question Hank. Have you ever seen Johnny Craven walk down to that ring, dressed from head to toe in leather?
Hank Brown: Well I--(Craven cuts him off)
Johnny Craven: No you have not because I hate that shit. Just between you and me Hank, what with Vice's last few promos about talk shows and drags, I think he has a fetish for Oprah as a biker in drag, wearing leather. That's just sick, Hank. And to think, I have to step into that ring with that sick Bastard in just a few hours. Now Hank, you were there for his last promo. You heard it first hand. He actually went from calling me a biker in drag to a girl who throws hissy fits in the ring. Danny Vice, is that the best you can do? You're a veteran at this, Vice. I know you can come up with something better than that. Hank, let me ask you another question. Have you ever known me to be a gentle soul?
Hank Brown: Are you serious? Man, y--(Craven cuts him off again)
Johnny Craven: Hank, I've got a lot of respect for ya man, but this is Johnny Craven's time now. You wanted my thoughts, well I'm giving them to you. Can you believe it Hank? The WCF hardcore champion is said to be a gentle soul who lashes out in the ring. It's all in Vice's last promo where once again, he was blowing air out of his ass. You ought to know Hank, you were there. I guess my putting Adam Knite through a table a few months ago was basically me being gentle. I guess me tossing Danny Vice, from the top turnbuckle, through a table last month at Timebomb was being gentle. If that's being gentle, and not hardcore like you want it, Vice, then I'll try to remedy that at Explosion.
Hank Brown: What about Creeping Death?
Johnny Craven: Ah yes, Creeping Death. You know it's funny. The last time the three of us were in the ring together, Danny Vice got put through a glass table by CD. And that was after Vice failed to acknowledge CD in his promos earlier that week. Now, Vice has made mention of Creeping Death in all of his promos this week. But, all he's done is claim that he respects CD. Can you believe that Hank? He claims that he respects the man who put him through a glass table, yet he continues to ridicule and dis the WCF hardcore champion. If Vice thinks that by mentioning CD in his promos and claiming that he respects him, that CD won't put him through another table or worse in our match tonight, then he's a fucking moron. You can't ever trust a man like CD.
Hank Brown: What if CD tries to put you through a table of some kind at Explosion?
Johnny Craven just glares at Hank for a few seconds before continuing to speak.
Johnny Craven: You see Hank, that's where your problem is. You don't think that we look ahead into our matches. I know damn well what Creeping Death is capable of in that ring. I've seen what he's capable of in that ring. I watched him powerbomb my own tag team partner, from the top of the entrance, through a table last week. And I know damn well what Danny Vice is capable of in that ring as well. I've read the history, and I've seen what he can do. I know you can't trust neither one of them. You see, they're both veterans at this. Neither one of them are strangers to hardcore matches. Believe it or not Hank, I do have respect for the both of them. Do you want to know why? Because they are both insane when it comes to hardcore matches. Because they've been in the ring with the best. But as great as that is, that's not going to stop me from going to Explosion and busting my ass to reclaim my hardcore title.
Johnny Craven then raises his WCF hardcore title for all to see.
Johnny Craven: You see this? This is what it's all about. This is the reason that we're going to Explosion to rip each other apart. I guarantee you this. There ain't no way I'm leaving this arena tonight without my WCF hardcore title. I'm walking into Explosion as the WCF hardcore champion, I guaran-damn-tee you that I sure as hell am walking OUT as the WCF hardcore Champion! So Danny Vice and Creeping Death, when you step into that ring, I want you both to bring every damn thing you've got. I want you to bring your White Death, your For Whom The Bell Tolls, your glass tables, your Vicelock, your Outkast, your Halo, whatever the hell it is that you have to bring. I want you to bring it all. Because I promise you this. Tonight, it's going to take every damn thing you've got and a WHOLE hell of a lot more to keep me from climbing that ladder and reclaiming my WCF hardcore Championship!
With that, Johnny Craven gives the Mic back to Hank Brown and walks away. Hank has an astonishing look on his face, as the scene fades out.
Cameras Fade Out.
