Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2006 17:19:39 GMT -5
(Shoppers navigate their way through the supermarket. An old lady squeezes the peaches to see if they're ripe. A teenage boy takes advantage of the discount special on eyeliner and black nail polish. Bobby Cairo leafs through a coupon flyer to find the best price on tomato sauce.)
"99 cents for a 28-ounce can? Outstanding!"
(Bobby puts three cans into his cart and makes his way to the pasta section.)
"Hmm... spaghetti, rigatoni, fusilli--"
"Hey, Bobby!"
(A voice calls out, Bobby looks up and sees WCF staff member Hank Brown.)
"Hank! What's up, man?"
"It's funny bumping into you here. I heard you're making your debut at this Sunday's Till Death Do Us Part pay-per-view extravaganza."
"Yes, it's very exciting. I'm looking forward to getting out there and showing the world what I'm made of."
"You've got some tough opponents: Big Country, Chris Burn and Wreck. How do you match up with them?"
"I like my chances. They're tough, but I don't think they've faced a technician like me before. This isn't a hardcore match. When you take a hardcore wrestler out of the hardcore environment it's kind of like taking a fish out of water. I plan on methodically taking each one of them apart."
"Those are very confident words, some might even say bordering on arrogant."
"Like I said, Hank, I like my chances. In fact I'd go so far as to say that--wait just a minute. That's Big Country right there! Big Country, I'm coming after you, punk!"
"Bobby, that's not Big Country. That's a life-size cardboard stand-up of Dale Earnhardt Jr. It's an advertisement for Budweiser."
"You're right... but if that were Big Country I'd have been ready for him."
"Your opponents have an advantage in experience. Do you think you're lack of experience here in WCF will hurt you in this match?"
"My opponents do have an edge in experience, but I have the advantage of being unknown. I can study videos of their matches and pinpoint their strengths and weaknesses. They can't do that with me."
(A sexy looking blonde woman in a tight black dress brushes past Hank and Bobby and grabs a box of lasagna noodles.)
"Not bad, eh Hank? Hehehehe"
"Did you just giggle like a schoolgirl?"
"No... I was coughing."
(Bobby pretends to cough, but is obviously faking it.)
"It's been nice chatting with you, Hank, but I have to finish up here and get home in time to watch American Gladiators. Take it easy, man."
(Bobby grabs a box of spaghetti and wheels his cart over to the checkout line.)
"99 cents for a 28-ounce can? Outstanding!"
(Bobby puts three cans into his cart and makes his way to the pasta section.)
"Hmm... spaghetti, rigatoni, fusilli--"
"Hey, Bobby!"
(A voice calls out, Bobby looks up and sees WCF staff member Hank Brown.)
"Hank! What's up, man?"
"It's funny bumping into you here. I heard you're making your debut at this Sunday's Till Death Do Us Part pay-per-view extravaganza."
"Yes, it's very exciting. I'm looking forward to getting out there and showing the world what I'm made of."
"You've got some tough opponents: Big Country, Chris Burn and Wreck. How do you match up with them?"
"I like my chances. They're tough, but I don't think they've faced a technician like me before. This isn't a hardcore match. When you take a hardcore wrestler out of the hardcore environment it's kind of like taking a fish out of water. I plan on methodically taking each one of them apart."
"Those are very confident words, some might even say bordering on arrogant."
"Like I said, Hank, I like my chances. In fact I'd go so far as to say that--wait just a minute. That's Big Country right there! Big Country, I'm coming after you, punk!"
"Bobby, that's not Big Country. That's a life-size cardboard stand-up of Dale Earnhardt Jr. It's an advertisement for Budweiser."
"You're right... but if that were Big Country I'd have been ready for him."
"Your opponents have an advantage in experience. Do you think you're lack of experience here in WCF will hurt you in this match?"
"My opponents do have an edge in experience, but I have the advantage of being unknown. I can study videos of their matches and pinpoint their strengths and weaknesses. They can't do that with me."
(A sexy looking blonde woman in a tight black dress brushes past Hank and Bobby and grabs a box of lasagna noodles.)
"Not bad, eh Hank? Hehehehe"
"Did you just giggle like a schoolgirl?"
"No... I was coughing."
(Bobby pretends to cough, but is obviously faking it.)
"It's been nice chatting with you, Hank, but I have to finish up here and get home in time to watch American Gladiators. Take it easy, man."
(Bobby grabs a box of spaghetti and wheels his cart over to the checkout line.)
