Post by logan on Feb 20, 2006 20:02:38 GMT -5
Logan: What the hell is XCW?
Rage: Some stupid fed Jack was apart of.
Logan: I mean really, what boudles actually think they can just stroll into WCF, and bring any trash they picked up with them?
Rage: Well..
The scene finally opens up to the voices, Logan, and Rage are in the back of a limo which is on the way to the main WCF head quarters.
Logan: Eh, I can't wait to talk to Seth about this.
Rage: I know, this sucks.
Logan: I can't even believe their putting XCW, and KWA in the same title match with the WCF belt.. it's a disgrace!
Rage: Horrible!
Logan: Pathetic!
Rage: Indeed!
Logan: It makes me sick!
Rage: Exactly!
Logan coughs.
Rage: Ahem.
Logan: Okay, that's enough. But I mean just look at it..
Rage looks around.
Rage: Look at what?
Logan rubs his hand over the WCF belt.
Logan: Over here, the title.
Rage: Oh yeah, what about it?
Logan: What about it?! It's the freakin WCF title. Boudles have sweated, and bled over this piece of gold for seven years. XCW, and KWA mean NOTHING to WCF.
Rage: Oh yeah, your damn right.
Logan: This belt represents exactly who is the best in WCF, and that's it.. period.
Rage: You bet your ass.
Logan: It represents my success in WCF over the years, it represents who I am, and why I am the best WCF has to offer.
Rage: You can say that again.
Logan: I'm the Face of Treachery for crying out loud.
Rage: I'd sure would cry out loud!
Logan: I deserve it, no one else. Wouldn't you agree?
Rage: Agree to what?
Logan sighs.
Logan: That I'm the best WCF champion.. EVER!
Rage: Oh, right. Hell yeah, there has never been anyone better than you in WCF.
Logan: I'm the last surviving crew member of WCF v1. That says it all.
Rage: Exactly. Well, what about Outcast?
Logan: Ha! He's been doing the same gig since he showed up in WCF, stay a bit, win a bit, lose a lot, and leave a lot. His only EVER WCF title run lasted a week, what a boudle.
Rage: You said it.
Logan: I know. Well, we're here.
The limo stops. Rage, and Logan step out of the limo heading to the front doors.
Rage: I can't wait to you tell Lerch off about the main event.
Logan: Yeah, but let me do all the talking.
Rage: Totally. It should really add to the promo.
Logan: Well, not just for the promo.. but for general purpose.
Logan, and Rage make it down the hall way where they came to a stop in front of Seth's office.
Logan: I got the WCF champ face working?
Rage: Hell yeah, all treachery.
Logan jumps up, and down in a pace.
Logan: I'm ready.
Rage goes to open the door.
Logan: Wait, wait. I need some water.
Rage grabs a little sample cup from the water stand, and fills it up.
Logan: Splash it on my face, make me look all mad, and hot.
Rage throws the water on Logan's crotch.
Logan: My face damnit!
Rage: Oh, sorry.
Logan: Ah, nevermind it. No, might as well..
Rage throws some water at Logan's face.
Logan: Ah!
Rage: What's wrong..
Logan: Some went up my nose, ah damnit. Let's just go in.
Logan busts into the door, and stands in front of Seth's desk with a wet spot on his crotch, and sniffles coming from his nose.
Seth Lerch: Uh, Logan..
Seth stares at him with a puzzled look.
Logan: I'm about tired of his XCW..
Logan sniffs.
Logan: And KWA crap!
Seth Lerch: So, you wet your pants, and decided to cry?
Logan: Wait, what.. n--
Rick Mad: HEY! THAT'S MY GIMMICK!
Seth Lerch bursts out laughing.
Logan: No damnit!
Rage starts laughing, as he stands behind Logan. Logan turns around, and glares at Rage as he soon quits.
Logan: I was going to come in here looking all mad, and steamed.. but Rage missed my face, and sprayed my crotch with water.
Seth Lerch: Yeah, sure.
Logan: I'm f'n serious!
Logan slams the WCF title down on Seth's desk.
Logan: I'm Logan damnit! The four time WCF champion! Respect? Hello? Where did you go?
Everyone stares at Logan.
Rick Mad: Look, if you wanted a few tips on promos or something.. you could've asked me. But ripping my pee pants gimmick is just wrong.
Logan: Eh.
Seth Lerch: Okay, enough. I know you PROBABLY didn't pee your pants.. I was just uh.. it was funny man. Seeing you bust in here with a wet spot on your crotch, and tears in your eyes.
Logan: It was freakin water.
Seth Lerch: Sure, sure. Well, anywho.. what's the problem?
Logan: The problem?! It's me defending my title against two boudles who have worthless championships.
Seth Lerch: They are stupid belts, but they are world belts.
Rick Mad: Good point. I wish I would've used water for my old gimmick back in PCW.
Logan cocks his eyebrow.
Logan: Well, what DID you use..?
Rick Mad: Uh, well.... it kind of..
Seth Lerch: I've heard enough of that.
Logan: Anyhow, why are we fighting for unification? I'm the WCF champion damnit, that's the most important belt. Who cares about KWA, and XCW?
Seth Lerch: Well, I couldn't think of anyone else really.
Logan: I don't even like the idea of them two scrap titles being on the line against MY WCF title. What's the point of it?
Seth Lerch: Well, look at it this way. If you.. ahem, when you win the match then their YOUR belts. They become unified, and then your the real world champion.
Logan: Ah, so Reckless Jack, and Creeping Death could finally shut up about their little title belts.
Seth Lerch: Exactly.
Logan: Well, a law has to be laid down. Boudles just can't walk in here with stupid belts thinking they can make it big, it doesn't happen like that. You either get the WCF title, or you don't.. and, as long as I'm WCF champion no one is laying their hands on this title.
Seth Lerch quickly sticks his finger out, poking the title.
Logan: I'm serious!
Logan quickly snatches the title up, putting it over his shoulder.
Logan: NO ONE touches my WCF title.
Rick Mad: Okay, Bart Simpson.
Logan: Huh?
Rick Mad: No one lays a hand on my butter finger!
Logan: Er! It's not funny guys, I'm the WCF champion.. I deserve respect.
Rage touches the title.
Rage: Haha!
Logan: MY BUTTER FING-- ER, WCF TITLE!
Logan chases after Rage, as they disappear down the hall way. Rick Mad turns to Seth.
Seth Lerch: Haha!
Rick Mad: Watch it man, The Face of Treachery has feelings too.
Seth Lerch, and Rick Mad stare at each other for a few seconds before they both burst out laughing as the scene fades out.
Rage: Some stupid fed Jack was apart of.
Logan: I mean really, what boudles actually think they can just stroll into WCF, and bring any trash they picked up with them?
Rage: Well..
The scene finally opens up to the voices, Logan, and Rage are in the back of a limo which is on the way to the main WCF head quarters.
Logan: Eh, I can't wait to talk to Seth about this.
Rage: I know, this sucks.
Logan: I can't even believe their putting XCW, and KWA in the same title match with the WCF belt.. it's a disgrace!
Rage: Horrible!
Logan: Pathetic!
Rage: Indeed!
Logan: It makes me sick!
Rage: Exactly!
Logan coughs.
Rage: Ahem.
Logan: Okay, that's enough. But I mean just look at it..
Rage looks around.
Rage: Look at what?
Logan rubs his hand over the WCF belt.
Logan: Over here, the title.
Rage: Oh yeah, what about it?
Logan: What about it?! It's the freakin WCF title. Boudles have sweated, and bled over this piece of gold for seven years. XCW, and KWA mean NOTHING to WCF.
Rage: Oh yeah, your damn right.
Logan: This belt represents exactly who is the best in WCF, and that's it.. period.
Rage: You bet your ass.
Logan: It represents my success in WCF over the years, it represents who I am, and why I am the best WCF has to offer.
Rage: You can say that again.
Logan: I'm the Face of Treachery for crying out loud.
Rage: I'd sure would cry out loud!
Logan: I deserve it, no one else. Wouldn't you agree?
Rage: Agree to what?
Logan sighs.
Logan: That I'm the best WCF champion.. EVER!
Rage: Oh, right. Hell yeah, there has never been anyone better than you in WCF.
Logan: I'm the last surviving crew member of WCF v1. That says it all.
Rage: Exactly. Well, what about Outcast?
Logan: Ha! He's been doing the same gig since he showed up in WCF, stay a bit, win a bit, lose a lot, and leave a lot. His only EVER WCF title run lasted a week, what a boudle.
Rage: You said it.
Logan: I know. Well, we're here.
The limo stops. Rage, and Logan step out of the limo heading to the front doors.
Rage: I can't wait to you tell Lerch off about the main event.
Logan: Yeah, but let me do all the talking.
Rage: Totally. It should really add to the promo.
Logan: Well, not just for the promo.. but for general purpose.
Logan, and Rage make it down the hall way where they came to a stop in front of Seth's office.
Logan: I got the WCF champ face working?
Rage: Hell yeah, all treachery.
Logan jumps up, and down in a pace.
Logan: I'm ready.
Rage goes to open the door.
Logan: Wait, wait. I need some water.
Rage grabs a little sample cup from the water stand, and fills it up.
Logan: Splash it on my face, make me look all mad, and hot.
Rage throws the water on Logan's crotch.
Logan: My face damnit!
Rage: Oh, sorry.
Logan: Ah, nevermind it. No, might as well..
Rage throws some water at Logan's face.
Logan: Ah!
Rage: What's wrong..
Logan: Some went up my nose, ah damnit. Let's just go in.
Logan busts into the door, and stands in front of Seth's desk with a wet spot on his crotch, and sniffles coming from his nose.
Seth Lerch: Uh, Logan..
Seth stares at him with a puzzled look.
Logan: I'm about tired of his XCW..
Logan sniffs.
Logan: And KWA crap!
Seth Lerch: So, you wet your pants, and decided to cry?
Logan: Wait, what.. n--
Rick Mad: HEY! THAT'S MY GIMMICK!
Seth Lerch bursts out laughing.
Logan: No damnit!
Rage starts laughing, as he stands behind Logan. Logan turns around, and glares at Rage as he soon quits.
Logan: I was going to come in here looking all mad, and steamed.. but Rage missed my face, and sprayed my crotch with water.
Seth Lerch: Yeah, sure.
Logan: I'm f'n serious!
Logan slams the WCF title down on Seth's desk.
Logan: I'm Logan damnit! The four time WCF champion! Respect? Hello? Where did you go?
Everyone stares at Logan.
Rick Mad: Look, if you wanted a few tips on promos or something.. you could've asked me. But ripping my pee pants gimmick is just wrong.
Logan: Eh.
Seth Lerch: Okay, enough. I know you PROBABLY didn't pee your pants.. I was just uh.. it was funny man. Seeing you bust in here with a wet spot on your crotch, and tears in your eyes.
Logan: It was freakin water.
Seth Lerch: Sure, sure. Well, anywho.. what's the problem?
Logan: The problem?! It's me defending my title against two boudles who have worthless championships.
Seth Lerch: They are stupid belts, but they are world belts.
Rick Mad: Good point. I wish I would've used water for my old gimmick back in PCW.
Logan cocks his eyebrow.
Logan: Well, what DID you use..?
Rick Mad: Uh, well.... it kind of..
Seth Lerch: I've heard enough of that.
Logan: Anyhow, why are we fighting for unification? I'm the WCF champion damnit, that's the most important belt. Who cares about KWA, and XCW?
Seth Lerch: Well, I couldn't think of anyone else really.
Logan: I don't even like the idea of them two scrap titles being on the line against MY WCF title. What's the point of it?
Seth Lerch: Well, look at it this way. If you.. ahem, when you win the match then their YOUR belts. They become unified, and then your the real world champion.
Logan: Ah, so Reckless Jack, and Creeping Death could finally shut up about their little title belts.
Seth Lerch: Exactly.
Logan: Well, a law has to be laid down. Boudles just can't walk in here with stupid belts thinking they can make it big, it doesn't happen like that. You either get the WCF title, or you don't.. and, as long as I'm WCF champion no one is laying their hands on this title.
Seth Lerch quickly sticks his finger out, poking the title.
Logan: I'm serious!
Logan quickly snatches the title up, putting it over his shoulder.
Logan: NO ONE touches my WCF title.
Rick Mad: Okay, Bart Simpson.
Logan: Huh?
Rick Mad: No one lays a hand on my butter finger!
Logan: Er! It's not funny guys, I'm the WCF champion.. I deserve respect.
Rage touches the title.
Rage: Haha!
Logan: MY BUTTER FING-- ER, WCF TITLE!
Logan chases after Rage, as they disappear down the hall way. Rick Mad turns to Seth.
Seth Lerch: Haha!
Rick Mad: Watch it man, The Face of Treachery has feelings too.
Seth Lerch, and Rick Mad stare at each other for a few seconds before they both burst out laughing as the scene fades out.
