Post by bigcountry on Jan 23, 2006 22:13:05 GMT -5
As the WCF arena fills up, "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits. The fans erupt in boos as Big Country comes out with a huge smile on his face. His NAWA shirt fits snug as BC climbs over the top rope and grabs a mic.
Big Country: First things first. Last night, it was War, it was Big Country's first match back in five years. Five years, people, that's 60 welfare checks to help you morons understand.
(Boos fill the crowd)
Big Country: I went out there with nothing to lose, and a World title to gain. I went toe to toe with the WCF roster, and I made it to the fab five. Yeah, I didn't win the damn thing, and to answer the rumors, yes, I was defeated underhandedly. I was screwed, the tights were pulled and the ropes were held.
(Chants of bulls*** are heard)
Big Country: Yeah, that's what it was. But, let's look toward the future. In six days, Big Country goes from one title to another, as this time it's for the WCF Television title. Now, I'm going to reveal some backstage news for you hicks. The owner of this vegetable stand told BC earlier today that he was feeling bad for making me comeback to wrestle, and since I was screwed out of the World title, he was going to create a title just for BC. The WCF Television championship. And, since he didn't want to upset the boys in the back and just award me the belt, he gave me two lightweights to beat up for half an hour and "earn" the television championship.
(The fans start another chant, this time it's "Shut the F*** Up")
Big Country: I've got one opponent that is getting all giddy about wrestling for the tv belt this Sunday. He's telling his mommy and daddy to set the VCR because by golly, he may just become a champ for once. And, on the other spectrum, I've got an opponent who is obsessed with getting gold. It dominates his every step in life. He cannot reach orgasm unless he has a championship belt around his waist. Well, to both of you, I'm out here to let you both know you're both living a pipe dream. First off, after this Sunday, the only thing you'll want to do is leave WCF, because that's what I've been telling you to do ever since I've been forced here in WCF. Second off, the only championship you two will ever hold is one of those kiddie belts that Seth pushes in the concession stand. Seth, I've seen the pay scale around here, you don't need to sell any crappy belts, unless that money is for a crack habit or something.
Anyway, I may be rambling, but this Sunday, I'll be dominating. Sunday Slam, Television title, Big Country versus...well, their names don't matter. After Slam, they'll be history, Bottom Line.
"Keep Away" hits as BC leaves the ring.
Big Country: First things first. Last night, it was War, it was Big Country's first match back in five years. Five years, people, that's 60 welfare checks to help you morons understand.
(Boos fill the crowd)
Big Country: I went out there with nothing to lose, and a World title to gain. I went toe to toe with the WCF roster, and I made it to the fab five. Yeah, I didn't win the damn thing, and to answer the rumors, yes, I was defeated underhandedly. I was screwed, the tights were pulled and the ropes were held.
(Chants of bulls*** are heard)
Big Country: Yeah, that's what it was. But, let's look toward the future. In six days, Big Country goes from one title to another, as this time it's for the WCF Television title. Now, I'm going to reveal some backstage news for you hicks. The owner of this vegetable stand told BC earlier today that he was feeling bad for making me comeback to wrestle, and since I was screwed out of the World title, he was going to create a title just for BC. The WCF Television championship. And, since he didn't want to upset the boys in the back and just award me the belt, he gave me two lightweights to beat up for half an hour and "earn" the television championship.
(The fans start another chant, this time it's "Shut the F*** Up")
Big Country: I've got one opponent that is getting all giddy about wrestling for the tv belt this Sunday. He's telling his mommy and daddy to set the VCR because by golly, he may just become a champ for once. And, on the other spectrum, I've got an opponent who is obsessed with getting gold. It dominates his every step in life. He cannot reach orgasm unless he has a championship belt around his waist. Well, to both of you, I'm out here to let you both know you're both living a pipe dream. First off, after this Sunday, the only thing you'll want to do is leave WCF, because that's what I've been telling you to do ever since I've been forced here in WCF. Second off, the only championship you two will ever hold is one of those kiddie belts that Seth pushes in the concession stand. Seth, I've seen the pay scale around here, you don't need to sell any crappy belts, unless that money is for a crack habit or something.
Anyway, I may be rambling, but this Sunday, I'll be dominating. Sunday Slam, Television title, Big Country versus...well, their names don't matter. After Slam, they'll be history, Bottom Line.
"Keep Away" hits as BC leaves the ring.
