Post by logan on Aug 24, 2006 20:01:34 GMT -5
Snore..
Logan: Boudle crap, shut up.. zzzzz...lookie lookie my panties..zzzz..
The camera zooms in on Logan sleeping, and talking in his sleep. The camera man nudges Logan.
Camera Man: It's been an hour.
Logan jumps to his feet.
Logan: ICE CREAM!
Logan picks the container back up from the floor, which has now completely melted.
Logan: Ah, it's done. No more ice cream, no more.. wow..
Logan stares into the empty box.
Logan: Just a few hours ago, you were so rich, cold, and thick. But now you've left me.
Logan sighs again, before looking over himself.
Logan: This is getting bad. I've got to do something about this. You know, maybe Torture is right for once.. maybe I should go train, it isn't really a bad idea. Well, Torture usually isn't right.. yeah nevermind, I'm not listening to him. I actually planned on doing this today. It's not like someone can tell me what to do with my life, I'm a mans man. I speak for myself. Besides, why would I dare take advice from a boudle like that. A no good run down boudle, with nothing better to do then sniff old sneakers, and hang out with Steve. Yes, I seen how he got even with me so to speak, and joked on my home town. He said something about a picture with a woman with one breast, a flag, and something else.. I've really got no idea what he's talking about. To be frank, I don't really pay attention to half of the stuff Torture even says. He's never really got anything half ass interesting to say. Plus, I've got better things to do then watch Torture eat lunch, and talk with his mouth full about my name. I mean what the hell now, first off my name shouldn't even be in his mouth, and he has the nerve to talk with his mouth full in a promo? Some champion. He must be getting fat, I guess. Oh well, some people are like that.. they just can't help eating, they can't control their hunger. It's alright Torture, you see.. I'm about to go train unlike some people! So you sit around with your little friend Steve, and eat. Blah..
Logan stretches, before walking across the room.
Logan: Okay look camera man, I'm going to go get a shower, shave, and get dressed. What we're going do is this, we're going to add a little magic to this promo if you know what I mean. Right now I'm going to walk into the closet, and your going stop filming. Then I'm going go get cleaned up, and go back into the closet then you can start recording again. There it will look like I simply walked in the closet, and then walked out a second later dressed, cleaned, ready to go! Does that sound good?
Camera Man: Kind of like how the old Batman shows, where he, and Robin would slide down the poll to the batcave, and then by the time they got there they were attired in their customs.
Logan: Yes, exactly that! Okay, I'm going to go into the closet now, and close the door.. you stop filming! Okay?
Camera Man: Got it.
Logan: Good deal.
Logan walks over to the closet door, and walks inside. The camera man doesn't stop recording, instead just points it at the door. A few minutes pass by, as the camera records the shot of the closet door.
Camera Man: Logan?
No one answers, and now minutes have passed by.
Camera Man: Oh, what the hell?
The camera man gets up, and opens the door. Logan is sprawled out in the closet, sleeping.
Logan: zzzz... zz...
Camera Man: Come on man, I thought we we're going to the gym!
Logan wakes up.
Logan: Huh? Where I am? What..? But I don't want to go to the gym...
The scene fades out as Logan, and the camera man argue.
Logan: Boudle crap, shut up.. zzzzz...lookie lookie my panties..zzzz..
The camera zooms in on Logan sleeping, and talking in his sleep. The camera man nudges Logan.
Camera Man: It's been an hour.
Logan jumps to his feet.
Logan: ICE CREAM!
Logan picks the container back up from the floor, which has now completely melted.
Logan: Ah, it's done. No more ice cream, no more.. wow..
Logan stares into the empty box.
Logan: Just a few hours ago, you were so rich, cold, and thick. But now you've left me.
Logan sighs again, before looking over himself.
Logan: This is getting bad. I've got to do something about this. You know, maybe Torture is right for once.. maybe I should go train, it isn't really a bad idea. Well, Torture usually isn't right.. yeah nevermind, I'm not listening to him. I actually planned on doing this today. It's not like someone can tell me what to do with my life, I'm a mans man. I speak for myself. Besides, why would I dare take advice from a boudle like that. A no good run down boudle, with nothing better to do then sniff old sneakers, and hang out with Steve. Yes, I seen how he got even with me so to speak, and joked on my home town. He said something about a picture with a woman with one breast, a flag, and something else.. I've really got no idea what he's talking about. To be frank, I don't really pay attention to half of the stuff Torture even says. He's never really got anything half ass interesting to say. Plus, I've got better things to do then watch Torture eat lunch, and talk with his mouth full about my name. I mean what the hell now, first off my name shouldn't even be in his mouth, and he has the nerve to talk with his mouth full in a promo? Some champion. He must be getting fat, I guess. Oh well, some people are like that.. they just can't help eating, they can't control their hunger. It's alright Torture, you see.. I'm about to go train unlike some people! So you sit around with your little friend Steve, and eat. Blah..
Logan stretches, before walking across the room.
Logan: Okay look camera man, I'm going to go get a shower, shave, and get dressed. What we're going do is this, we're going to add a little magic to this promo if you know what I mean. Right now I'm going to walk into the closet, and your going stop filming. Then I'm going go get cleaned up, and go back into the closet then you can start recording again. There it will look like I simply walked in the closet, and then walked out a second later dressed, cleaned, ready to go! Does that sound good?
Camera Man: Kind of like how the old Batman shows, where he, and Robin would slide down the poll to the batcave, and then by the time they got there they were attired in their customs.
Logan: Yes, exactly that! Okay, I'm going to go into the closet now, and close the door.. you stop filming! Okay?
Camera Man: Got it.
Logan: Good deal.
Logan walks over to the closet door, and walks inside. The camera man doesn't stop recording, instead just points it at the door. A few minutes pass by, as the camera records the shot of the closet door.
Camera Man: Logan?
No one answers, and now minutes have passed by.
Camera Man: Oh, what the hell?
The camera man gets up, and opens the door. Logan is sprawled out in the closet, sleeping.
Logan: zzzz... zz...
Camera Man: Come on man, I thought we we're going to the gym!
Logan wakes up.
Logan: Huh? Where I am? What..? But I don't want to go to the gym...
The scene fades out as Logan, and the camera man argue.
