Post by Danny Vice on Aug 22, 2006 18:41:39 GMT -5
Scene opens with the Vice family sitting on their couch watching television. Danny sits in the middle holding the remote, with Jimmy to his right and Janie to his left.
Don’t be late, Danny boy. You’ve got a date with destiny.
Danny powers off the television monitor and places the remote back on his lap. He looks perplexed.
Janie: What's wrong Danny?
Danny: You two are going to have to help the Vagrant out...who is that guy?
Jimmy begins to laugh aloud like a hyena, rocking back and forth causing the couch to shake. Danny and Janie look over at him as if he should probably be wearing a safety helmet and strapped in a straight-jacket.
Danny, come on. You know that was Skyler Striker, the guy who interfered in your match and hit you with that sledgehammer. You were so pissed off about it after Slam you went running through the lockerroom looking for him.
That's just it Janie. That was after Slam. Here, on Tuesday, that man holds little to no importance in the Vagrant's big picture. His interference last week on Slam was underhanded, and sneaky, and dirty...and...and...
Jimmy: ...AND STUPID! STUPID STUPID STRIKER!
Jimmy again goes into his best Jack of Blades impersonation, laughing hysterically beyond all rhyme and reason. Danny leans in closley to Janie and whispers in her ear.
Ix-nay on the affiene-cay for Immy-jay.
Alright Danny, but what are you going to do about Striker at Ultimate Showdown?
IT'S YOUR FIRST PAY-PER VIEW!
The two look over at Jimmy as he continues to laugh, then turn directly into the camera and give an in unison shoulder shrug. Danny then stands up and walks several steps closer to the camera for a close-up, nearly blocking his brother and sister out of the shot.
As the Vagrant prepares for his WCF pay-per-view debut, his focus is on one thing, and one thing alone. He has no time to menial distractions and colorful commentary. The Vagrant will introduce Skyler Striker to the future. You see, Skyler Striker likes to use meaningful words like "destiny" and "revelation" and "fate". The biggest flaw the Vagrant can see in Skyler Striker, is that he does not know the definition of the most important word in the WCF.
What is that Danny!?!? What's the important word!?!?
Jimmy stops laughing to hear his brother's message to Striker and the WCF fans. Danny rolls his eyes, shakes his head, ignores his younger brother's interruption, looks back again at the camera.
Skyler, the most important word in the WCF has a direct impact upon your immediate future, and your "fate", and your "destiny". Oh wise Fatebringer, that very simple word is pain.
Pain. Ya, that's a good word to describe what you're going to do to Striker at Ultimate Showdown, Danny.
Excuse the Vagrant for one second.
Danny pauses for a second, then turns around looking at his brother and sister still seated on the couch. Then in a very quiet voice, as if he did not want the television audience to hear, he says...
Janie, please take him upstairs so this promo for the PPV can get finished. Make sure he doesn't do anything stupid like try to marry a lawnmower while you both are up there.
Janie leads her twin brother out of the room as Danny turns back around to face the camera. He takes one deep breath, then focuses his eyes on the camera to speak again.
As my younger brother so eloquently put it, pain is precisely what the Vagrant is bringing for Skyler Striker at Ultimate Showdown. Skyler Striker is a peon. Skyler Striker is a chump. Skyler Striker is a bottom-feeder, looking to suck the life from one of the WCF's finest up and coming stars. At Ultimate Showdown, the Vagrant will enter the ring with one mission at hand. No fancy pyrotechnics, no sold-out crowd, and no Carrier of Fortunes will stop him from attaining that goal. That goal is inducing the most unbearable, insufferable, sadistic, pain on Skyler Striker. So this Sunday, the Vagrant suggests that it is you, Skyler, who is not late.
Camera turns off.
Don’t be late, Danny boy. You’ve got a date with destiny.
Danny powers off the television monitor and places the remote back on his lap. He looks perplexed.
Janie: What's wrong Danny?
Danny: You two are going to have to help the Vagrant out...who is that guy?
Jimmy begins to laugh aloud like a hyena, rocking back and forth causing the couch to shake. Danny and Janie look over at him as if he should probably be wearing a safety helmet and strapped in a straight-jacket.
Danny, come on. You know that was Skyler Striker, the guy who interfered in your match and hit you with that sledgehammer. You were so pissed off about it after Slam you went running through the lockerroom looking for him.
That's just it Janie. That was after Slam. Here, on Tuesday, that man holds little to no importance in the Vagrant's big picture. His interference last week on Slam was underhanded, and sneaky, and dirty...and...and...
Jimmy: ...AND STUPID! STUPID STUPID STRIKER!
Jimmy again goes into his best Jack of Blades impersonation, laughing hysterically beyond all rhyme and reason. Danny leans in closley to Janie and whispers in her ear.
Ix-nay on the affiene-cay for Immy-jay.
Alright Danny, but what are you going to do about Striker at Ultimate Showdown?
IT'S YOUR FIRST PAY-PER VIEW!
The two look over at Jimmy as he continues to laugh, then turn directly into the camera and give an in unison shoulder shrug. Danny then stands up and walks several steps closer to the camera for a close-up, nearly blocking his brother and sister out of the shot.
As the Vagrant prepares for his WCF pay-per-view debut, his focus is on one thing, and one thing alone. He has no time to menial distractions and colorful commentary. The Vagrant will introduce Skyler Striker to the future. You see, Skyler Striker likes to use meaningful words like "destiny" and "revelation" and "fate". The biggest flaw the Vagrant can see in Skyler Striker, is that he does not know the definition of the most important word in the WCF.
What is that Danny!?!? What's the important word!?!?
Jimmy stops laughing to hear his brother's message to Striker and the WCF fans. Danny rolls his eyes, shakes his head, ignores his younger brother's interruption, looks back again at the camera.
Skyler, the most important word in the WCF has a direct impact upon your immediate future, and your "fate", and your "destiny". Oh wise Fatebringer, that very simple word is pain.
Pain. Ya, that's a good word to describe what you're going to do to Striker at Ultimate Showdown, Danny.
Excuse the Vagrant for one second.
Danny pauses for a second, then turns around looking at his brother and sister still seated on the couch. Then in a very quiet voice, as if he did not want the television audience to hear, he says...
Janie, please take him upstairs so this promo for the PPV can get finished. Make sure he doesn't do anything stupid like try to marry a lawnmower while you both are up there.
Janie leads her twin brother out of the room as Danny turns back around to face the camera. He takes one deep breath, then focuses his eyes on the camera to speak again.
As my younger brother so eloquently put it, pain is precisely what the Vagrant is bringing for Skyler Striker at Ultimate Showdown. Skyler Striker is a peon. Skyler Striker is a chump. Skyler Striker is a bottom-feeder, looking to suck the life from one of the WCF's finest up and coming stars. At Ultimate Showdown, the Vagrant will enter the ring with one mission at hand. No fancy pyrotechnics, no sold-out crowd, and no Carrier of Fortunes will stop him from attaining that goal. That goal is inducing the most unbearable, insufferable, sadistic, pain on Skyler Striker. So this Sunday, the Vagrant suggests that it is you, Skyler, who is not late.
Camera turns off.
