Post by hectorrodriguez on Jan 29, 2010 10:09:26 GMT -5
The video cuts in on an empty stadium. Don Bradley is reclining on the bleachers, deep in conversation on his cell phone. Down below, Hector is running laps on the track with another man, probably a trainer of some sort. Don Bradley's laugh echoes across the stadium as the person on the other line makes him laugh. The camera pulls in closer as Don talks back into the cell phone.
Don Bradley
No, please tell me you're joking. This guy wants to be taken seriously and he is seen going to a 76ers game? HAHA. How in the world is anyone watching Conviction going to take him seriously and NOT make fun of him if he's going to a basketball game and he goes to see the 76ers? I mean I understand that it's obvious from every time he's on television that these are locals and he's proud of his area, but wow. The 76ers are trash. No, hold on.
Don pauses as he listens to something said on the other end.
Don Bradley
HAHA, you're right. He's standing there in front of the camera trying to argue that Major Figgas is bigger than Hector, but he's doing this while standing in the middle of a basketball court at a 76ers game during halftime. This guy never ends with making himself look bad. The 76ers are nothing. When was the last time they got even close to a championship game? It was 2001? Haha wow. So when was the last time they actually won a NBA title? The 1982-1983 season? Oh wow, I bet half the wrestlers in WCF were either not born then or extremely young. No, no, listen. The part I find the funniest is that he said all this during a halftime show for a basketball game. I mean really? You're going to go watch a basketball game and then during their halftime show talk about a wrestling match. What?
Don pauses again.
Don Bradley
Yeah, seriously, you're right. It probably was the highlight of their night since it was a 76ers game. No, I have something better. Not sure if you noticed, but during his little speech, a good portion of the crowd left their seats, probably to take a piss. So if we combine what you said with what I'm saying, the highlight of the night at 76ers game was taking a piss. Yeah. Cool, well you going to be ready for Sunday? Yeah, I know. I've heard all the trash he's talked about you because you're a woman. I don't know. He's got an issue with managers. Apparently having a manager makes a wrestler a coward in his eyes. I know, that is hilarious. I don't know, it's hard to tell if either of his opponents should be taken seriously. You have one guy who is supposedly crazy and then the other one is shouting at him that he's mentally handicapped making himself the pot while the other guy is the kettle. Yeah, I'll bring him to the arena in the limo and we'll go find Seth and fill out all the paperwork. Ok, see you then.
Don Bradley closes his phone and puts it on the bleacher beside him and watches as Hector and the trainer take a water break for a couple of minutes. Don finally looks over at the camera.
Don Bradley
So...two days away from Ten. This pay-per-view could very well rival last month's One. We could end up getting more buyrates for this pay-per-view than One. We've got more guys lumped up into the main event than the last one, but I don't think two of the guys were even around at One. Creeping Death and Brad Kane. Man, that match is going to be crazy with all those guys in the ring. I've been with WCF long enough to be here when half the guys in that match were just starting their careers with WCF. I just hope Seth Lerch is going to have an extra referee or two. There's no way that you can have Slickie T, Creeping Death, Logan, Brad Kane, and Torture all in the same ring and not have total chaos. I guess Seth's probably lucky that the Team of Torture no longer is together. Then there's no way that the match couldn't spiral down into chaos.
One of the other big matches of that night is the match for the United States title match. Ace Slaughter versus Hector Rodriguez versus that other guy. That's exactly how people are going to remember Ten. The stars of the match will be Ace Slaughter and Hector Rodriguez. Well, at this point the match could be more like Whoever was the champion versus Hector Rodriguez versus that one guy from Philly. I mean really, what the hell is going on with Ace Slaughter? A couple of months ago, Hector and Ace were in a triple threat match for the right to face the hardcore champion at One. Carlos made fun of Ace's outbursts and attempts at being crazy and Ace finally calmed himself down and realized how stupid he looked. Now here we are a few weeks later and he's still acting crazy, hearing voices and gathering an army of midgets.
How can someone take the guy seriously? I've said before that he's a great wrestler. He has a lot of talent in the ring, but the further he goes off the deep end, the more I start to rethink my compliments of him. The more I start to think of how those days of Ace Slaughter being considered a good wrestler are over. How can I take him seriously? See, that's the problem. This could all just be some joke. A joke that even Mini Ace, Keith, and Melissa are all in on, too. On Sunday when both Hector and Conviction are in the ring and Ace's music hits. He could walk out his old self and be completely normal and get on the mic saying he was just messing with everyone. OR it could be something entirely different that happens. When his music hits, Ace could end up sitting on a throne that's on a platform, carried by an army of midgets or as he's calling them, The Gathering.
Ace, you want people to take them seriously. You want the small people to finally be taken as seriously and be treated just like any other normal person. The thing is, I don't think you realize that just like when Conviction is seen with Major Figgas or the 76ers, that you too are making a mockery of the small people by being seen with them. This whole "phase" you're going through is causing people to laugh at your little army instead of going oh my, maybe we should take them seriously. And do you think, even for one minute, that people are going to take them seriously if you happen to win Sunday? How the hell are people going to take an army of midgets seriously just because you win a couple of matches while being associated with them. It's just so difficult to realize if this is all some "huge" joke or if you're serious. If you're serious, then maybe you really are crazy despite Conviction insisting that you're faking.
So now, time to move onto Conviction. Major Figgas...Philadelphia 76ers. You know what, Conviction? I get it. You're proud of the people who come from your area. You "rep hard" as the cool kids say. What's funny about your hard repping is the fact that you're one of these delusional fans that clings so much to where you're from that you've developed your own little world where the teams, musicians and other parts of it are the best in the world. Who the hell is Major Figgas? If they are so great and were so much better than Hector, then why does someone have to research them to find out who they are? Look at stars like Dr. Dre. When I say Dre, people know who I'm talking about. I can sit here and give you a list of groups or solo performers that anyone would know as soon as their name was said. Major Figgas? Most people would look at me weird and wonder why I said those words together and what they mean. Just because those guys were big in Philly, doesn't mean they were big. If you don't go big nationwide, then you're not big. Face it, just like Major Figgas, no one has heard of you.
It was funny a while back when you were talking trash to Hector about choking when he gets into the big matches, but then where were you the other day? At a 76ers game. Yeah, last time they were in the big game, they choked. They spent all season making it all that way to the finals and then lost. What....a waste of time. Let's look at another group from Philly...the Eagles. Choke artists, too. They aren't big either. It seems like the only thing great from Philly is the cheese steaks. Oh, but I'm sure there's probably a few artists and rap groups who came from Philly that made it big, though. See, when I first saw you with Gillie, I thought oh, this must be some big rapper or hip hop artist I've never heard of. Wow, how much did he have to pay this guy to appear with him. Then once I found out who he was, I reversed that and wondered how much he had to pay YOU to let him on TV with you. Little does he know, his budding hip-hop career is slowly going down the toilet by being seen on TV with you.
Don cups his hands and whispers.
Don Bradley
Gillie, get out while you can!
Don puts his hands back down.
Don Bradley
But, seriously. I really do not understand why in the world you would go out to the center of the basketball court during halftime and give a speech about your match. You wonder why I focus a lot on you during our segments, well I have pointed out before that you give me so much material to use against you. You do and say some of the dumbest, most hilarious things ever. I could write a book on the amount of things you say that could be addressed. I really can't wrap my mind around your segment at the 76ers game. I mean, are the 76ers really that bad that they think putting a wrestler at center court will keep the people in their seats? Maybe that's why the second half had less volume from the crowd because people decided to leave. Is it because the 76ers are bad or because you stunk up the place talking about wrestling at a baskeball game?
At the game you attended, before you walked up there, the 76ers were down a few points, that's exactly how it's going to be this Sunday. The difference is that the 76ers might have come back and won that game, but for you...there will be no comeback. For you, your fate will be sealed on your back as you end up being pinned or forced to tap out. You said that if that happens that we won't hear from you for a long time. I won't hold my breath on that promise though. I'm sure by this time next week, you'll be seen on TV bawling your eyes out about how you were cheated and deserve another shot. You'll still claim that you're better than Hector or Ace Slaughter.
Oh and one last thing before I end this. Keep talking trash about Hector's new manager being a supposed "whore". Let me ask you this and I LOVE pointing this out to you because I know it secretly drives you insane. Who was the person laying on his back like a whore last week? Hmm? Who was it that was pinned in the ring last week? It wasn't Hector. It wasn't Ace. It wasn't Fort Knox. It was you, Conviction. Get used to that position. That's exactly where you would have been in your match with Hector if Ace hadn't interfered. That's where you'll be in two days at Ten, and that's where you'll continue to be in WCF. You're a nobody and that's proven by looking at those around you.
You can talk all the trash you want about Hector having a manager, but that's ok. It makes you look like an idiot. Some of the best wrestlers in our sport had managers. Your beloved 76ers, those basketball players have managers and agents. Major Figgas more than likely have them, too. So keep opening your big mouth. Keep looking like an idiot. It just makes people take you less and less seriously because they laugh at you for not having a clue what you're talking about. You might have been standing at center court with a few people cheering you, but that's more than likely only because you're from the area so they'll cheer for anything that comes from Philly. They don't cheer you for your talent in the ring. They don't cheer you because of your talent on the mic. They cheer you because of where you're from.
Sunday, Hector Rodriguez will emerge victorious from this freak show of a match. Ace? Maybe he'll move onto the world title or maybe he'll move back down the card. As for you Conviction? I'm sure your promise of leaving if pinned or submitting is a hollow one. You're probably just as honest as you are talented and smart, so we know where that will leave us....
Don stands up and stretches before walking down the stairs as Hector and the trainer walk up towards him. The video slowly cuts out.
Don Bradley
No, please tell me you're joking. This guy wants to be taken seriously and he is seen going to a 76ers game? HAHA. How in the world is anyone watching Conviction going to take him seriously and NOT make fun of him if he's going to a basketball game and he goes to see the 76ers? I mean I understand that it's obvious from every time he's on television that these are locals and he's proud of his area, but wow. The 76ers are trash. No, hold on.
Don pauses as he listens to something said on the other end.
Don Bradley
HAHA, you're right. He's standing there in front of the camera trying to argue that Major Figgas is bigger than Hector, but he's doing this while standing in the middle of a basketball court at a 76ers game during halftime. This guy never ends with making himself look bad. The 76ers are nothing. When was the last time they got even close to a championship game? It was 2001? Haha wow. So when was the last time they actually won a NBA title? The 1982-1983 season? Oh wow, I bet half the wrestlers in WCF were either not born then or extremely young. No, no, listen. The part I find the funniest is that he said all this during a halftime show for a basketball game. I mean really? You're going to go watch a basketball game and then during their halftime show talk about a wrestling match. What?
Don pauses again.
Don Bradley
Yeah, seriously, you're right. It probably was the highlight of their night since it was a 76ers game. No, I have something better. Not sure if you noticed, but during his little speech, a good portion of the crowd left their seats, probably to take a piss. So if we combine what you said with what I'm saying, the highlight of the night at 76ers game was taking a piss. Yeah. Cool, well you going to be ready for Sunday? Yeah, I know. I've heard all the trash he's talked about you because you're a woman. I don't know. He's got an issue with managers. Apparently having a manager makes a wrestler a coward in his eyes. I know, that is hilarious. I don't know, it's hard to tell if either of his opponents should be taken seriously. You have one guy who is supposedly crazy and then the other one is shouting at him that he's mentally handicapped making himself the pot while the other guy is the kettle. Yeah, I'll bring him to the arena in the limo and we'll go find Seth and fill out all the paperwork. Ok, see you then.
Don Bradley closes his phone and puts it on the bleacher beside him and watches as Hector and the trainer take a water break for a couple of minutes. Don finally looks over at the camera.
Don Bradley
So...two days away from Ten. This pay-per-view could very well rival last month's One. We could end up getting more buyrates for this pay-per-view than One. We've got more guys lumped up into the main event than the last one, but I don't think two of the guys were even around at One. Creeping Death and Brad Kane. Man, that match is going to be crazy with all those guys in the ring. I've been with WCF long enough to be here when half the guys in that match were just starting their careers with WCF. I just hope Seth Lerch is going to have an extra referee or two. There's no way that you can have Slickie T, Creeping Death, Logan, Brad Kane, and Torture all in the same ring and not have total chaos. I guess Seth's probably lucky that the Team of Torture no longer is together. Then there's no way that the match couldn't spiral down into chaos.
One of the other big matches of that night is the match for the United States title match. Ace Slaughter versus Hector Rodriguez versus that other guy. That's exactly how people are going to remember Ten. The stars of the match will be Ace Slaughter and Hector Rodriguez. Well, at this point the match could be more like Whoever was the champion versus Hector Rodriguez versus that one guy from Philly. I mean really, what the hell is going on with Ace Slaughter? A couple of months ago, Hector and Ace were in a triple threat match for the right to face the hardcore champion at One. Carlos made fun of Ace's outbursts and attempts at being crazy and Ace finally calmed himself down and realized how stupid he looked. Now here we are a few weeks later and he's still acting crazy, hearing voices and gathering an army of midgets.
How can someone take the guy seriously? I've said before that he's a great wrestler. He has a lot of talent in the ring, but the further he goes off the deep end, the more I start to rethink my compliments of him. The more I start to think of how those days of Ace Slaughter being considered a good wrestler are over. How can I take him seriously? See, that's the problem. This could all just be some joke. A joke that even Mini Ace, Keith, and Melissa are all in on, too. On Sunday when both Hector and Conviction are in the ring and Ace's music hits. He could walk out his old self and be completely normal and get on the mic saying he was just messing with everyone. OR it could be something entirely different that happens. When his music hits, Ace could end up sitting on a throne that's on a platform, carried by an army of midgets or as he's calling them, The Gathering.
Ace, you want people to take them seriously. You want the small people to finally be taken as seriously and be treated just like any other normal person. The thing is, I don't think you realize that just like when Conviction is seen with Major Figgas or the 76ers, that you too are making a mockery of the small people by being seen with them. This whole "phase" you're going through is causing people to laugh at your little army instead of going oh my, maybe we should take them seriously. And do you think, even for one minute, that people are going to take them seriously if you happen to win Sunday? How the hell are people going to take an army of midgets seriously just because you win a couple of matches while being associated with them. It's just so difficult to realize if this is all some "huge" joke or if you're serious. If you're serious, then maybe you really are crazy despite Conviction insisting that you're faking.
So now, time to move onto Conviction. Major Figgas...Philadelphia 76ers. You know what, Conviction? I get it. You're proud of the people who come from your area. You "rep hard" as the cool kids say. What's funny about your hard repping is the fact that you're one of these delusional fans that clings so much to where you're from that you've developed your own little world where the teams, musicians and other parts of it are the best in the world. Who the hell is Major Figgas? If they are so great and were so much better than Hector, then why does someone have to research them to find out who they are? Look at stars like Dr. Dre. When I say Dre, people know who I'm talking about. I can sit here and give you a list of groups or solo performers that anyone would know as soon as their name was said. Major Figgas? Most people would look at me weird and wonder why I said those words together and what they mean. Just because those guys were big in Philly, doesn't mean they were big. If you don't go big nationwide, then you're not big. Face it, just like Major Figgas, no one has heard of you.
It was funny a while back when you were talking trash to Hector about choking when he gets into the big matches, but then where were you the other day? At a 76ers game. Yeah, last time they were in the big game, they choked. They spent all season making it all that way to the finals and then lost. What....a waste of time. Let's look at another group from Philly...the Eagles. Choke artists, too. They aren't big either. It seems like the only thing great from Philly is the cheese steaks. Oh, but I'm sure there's probably a few artists and rap groups who came from Philly that made it big, though. See, when I first saw you with Gillie, I thought oh, this must be some big rapper or hip hop artist I've never heard of. Wow, how much did he have to pay this guy to appear with him. Then once I found out who he was, I reversed that and wondered how much he had to pay YOU to let him on TV with you. Little does he know, his budding hip-hop career is slowly going down the toilet by being seen on TV with you.
Don cups his hands and whispers.
Don Bradley
Gillie, get out while you can!
Don puts his hands back down.
Don Bradley
But, seriously. I really do not understand why in the world you would go out to the center of the basketball court during halftime and give a speech about your match. You wonder why I focus a lot on you during our segments, well I have pointed out before that you give me so much material to use against you. You do and say some of the dumbest, most hilarious things ever. I could write a book on the amount of things you say that could be addressed. I really can't wrap my mind around your segment at the 76ers game. I mean, are the 76ers really that bad that they think putting a wrestler at center court will keep the people in their seats? Maybe that's why the second half had less volume from the crowd because people decided to leave. Is it because the 76ers are bad or because you stunk up the place talking about wrestling at a baskeball game?
At the game you attended, before you walked up there, the 76ers were down a few points, that's exactly how it's going to be this Sunday. The difference is that the 76ers might have come back and won that game, but for you...there will be no comeback. For you, your fate will be sealed on your back as you end up being pinned or forced to tap out. You said that if that happens that we won't hear from you for a long time. I won't hold my breath on that promise though. I'm sure by this time next week, you'll be seen on TV bawling your eyes out about how you were cheated and deserve another shot. You'll still claim that you're better than Hector or Ace Slaughter.
Oh and one last thing before I end this. Keep talking trash about Hector's new manager being a supposed "whore". Let me ask you this and I LOVE pointing this out to you because I know it secretly drives you insane. Who was the person laying on his back like a whore last week? Hmm? Who was it that was pinned in the ring last week? It wasn't Hector. It wasn't Ace. It wasn't Fort Knox. It was you, Conviction. Get used to that position. That's exactly where you would have been in your match with Hector if Ace hadn't interfered. That's where you'll be in two days at Ten, and that's where you'll continue to be in WCF. You're a nobody and that's proven by looking at those around you.
You can talk all the trash you want about Hector having a manager, but that's ok. It makes you look like an idiot. Some of the best wrestlers in our sport had managers. Your beloved 76ers, those basketball players have managers and agents. Major Figgas more than likely have them, too. So keep opening your big mouth. Keep looking like an idiot. It just makes people take you less and less seriously because they laugh at you for not having a clue what you're talking about. You might have been standing at center court with a few people cheering you, but that's more than likely only because you're from the area so they'll cheer for anything that comes from Philly. They don't cheer you for your talent in the ring. They don't cheer you because of your talent on the mic. They cheer you because of where you're from.
Sunday, Hector Rodriguez will emerge victorious from this freak show of a match. Ace? Maybe he'll move onto the world title or maybe he'll move back down the card. As for you Conviction? I'm sure your promise of leaving if pinned or submitting is a hollow one. You're probably just as honest as you are talented and smart, so we know where that will leave us....
Don stands up and stretches before walking down the stairs as Hector and the trainer walk up towards him. The video slowly cuts out.
