Post by wblstudios on Apr 3, 2006 15:38:45 GMT -5
Cherry blossom pink again? Whatever works! Another scene, this one being official for the show, revealing the hotel room where Josephine Miyazaki, clad in a tight tank top and loose jeans, kneels at a Japanese style table (Onlya foot off the ground) on a pillow, the sexy, muscular, blond hardcore Asian goddess face to chest... and what a chest... what a huge, massive, bulging...
Josephine: GET ON WITH IT!
sorry... with her tiny little companion, Kikyo, still wearing a pink Japanese schoolgirl's uniform... although she not only graduated school, but college, a year ago. At 15. In between the two? An American institution..."
Kikyo: Josephine-sempaiiiiiiiii... now that you're in America, ya gotta learn English better. Japanese is fine, and your Spanish is good, but we're in America now, and I think we should only speak English.
Josephine: Fuck. Why can't the whole world speak Japanese? I tell ya, what's so great about America? I mean sure, they gave us ECW, baseball, and 50 Cent, but does that really make up for all this bullshit?
Kikyo: I dunno, Jojo-sempai. But we're in their country now. And this game will help you out. Now, you pick 7 tiles, and put them on your little rack so that I can't see them. I'll do the same!
Josephine: *does so and takes a long swig from a bottle of sake that never seems too far* Yeah... alright. Here.
[T(Double Word Star)-O-P]
Josephine: Ten points. I'm on a fucking roll! Beat that shit! *takes another swig*
Kikyo: Hmm...
[t-R-A-N-S(Double Letter)-F-E-R]
Kikyo: 12 points plus a 50 point bonus for using all my tiles! Your turn, Jojo-sempaiiiii.
Josephine: SHIT!
Kikyo: Jojo-sempai, please, your language...
Josephine: No. I mean...
[s-H-I-T]
Josephine: 7 points. Ain't that some shit!
Kikyo: Hmm...
[t-r-a-n-s-f-e-r-S (Triple Word Score)]
connected the S (Triple Word Score) to...
[S(Triple Word Score)-M-E-A-R (Double Letter Score) -E-D]
Kikyo: 36 points for Transfers... 30 for Smeared... 50 points for all my tiles... that's 116 points on one play! Kikyo-chan did good!
Josephine: *suddenly grabs her kendo stick from under the table and slams it into the table, cracking the glass in half with one powerful stroke* FUCK SCRABBLE! And fuck the language. When they signed the "International Superbitch", they knew what they were getting into! My language, my hardcore style, my fucking way! And if they can't handle me, FUCK 'EM! I'll tear through whoever gets in my way!
Josephine turns to the camera, pointing her kendo stick.
Josephine: And that starts with you two, Rick Mad and Rage. Mob Mentality my fucking firm ass! You two better hope your little Team has something in store, because if you think two little American fucktards are gonna be able to take out the International Superbitch, then you won't even see the fucking table coming! Fuck this shit. Kikyo, clean this shit up.
Josephine storms out of the room as Kikyo calmly stands up with a sigh, cleaning up the game. Camera fades out.
After a few seconds, the camera fades back in. Jojo, kendo stick in hand, and Kikyo, a little nervous, sit opposite each other at the broken table, with another game...
Kikyo: Double Red... uh-oh... Josephine-sempai's stuck in Molasses Swamp.
WHACK!
Josephine: FUCK CANDY LAND!
fade out
Josephine: GET ON WITH IT!
sorry... with her tiny little companion, Kikyo, still wearing a pink Japanese schoolgirl's uniform... although she not only graduated school, but college, a year ago. At 15. In between the two? An American institution..."
Kikyo: Josephine-sempaiiiiiiiii... now that you're in America, ya gotta learn English better. Japanese is fine, and your Spanish is good, but we're in America now, and I think we should only speak English.
Josephine: Fuck. Why can't the whole world speak Japanese? I tell ya, what's so great about America? I mean sure, they gave us ECW, baseball, and 50 Cent, but does that really make up for all this bullshit?
Kikyo: I dunno, Jojo-sempai. But we're in their country now. And this game will help you out. Now, you pick 7 tiles, and put them on your little rack so that I can't see them. I'll do the same!
Josephine: *does so and takes a long swig from a bottle of sake that never seems too far* Yeah... alright. Here.
[T(Double Word Star)-O-P]
Josephine: Ten points. I'm on a fucking roll! Beat that shit! *takes another swig*
Kikyo: Hmm...
[t-R-A-N-S(Double Letter)-F-E-R]
Kikyo: 12 points plus a 50 point bonus for using all my tiles! Your turn, Jojo-sempaiiiii.
Josephine: SHIT!
Kikyo: Jojo-sempai, please, your language...
Josephine: No. I mean...
[s-H-I-T]
Josephine: 7 points. Ain't that some shit!
Kikyo: Hmm...
[t-r-a-n-s-f-e-r-S (Triple Word Score)]
connected the S (Triple Word Score) to...
[S(Triple Word Score)-M-E-A-R (Double Letter Score) -E-D]
Kikyo: 36 points for Transfers... 30 for Smeared... 50 points for all my tiles... that's 116 points on one play! Kikyo-chan did good!
Josephine: *suddenly grabs her kendo stick from under the table and slams it into the table, cracking the glass in half with one powerful stroke* FUCK SCRABBLE! And fuck the language. When they signed the "International Superbitch", they knew what they were getting into! My language, my hardcore style, my fucking way! And if they can't handle me, FUCK 'EM! I'll tear through whoever gets in my way!
Josephine turns to the camera, pointing her kendo stick.
Josephine: And that starts with you two, Rick Mad and Rage. Mob Mentality my fucking firm ass! You two better hope your little Team has something in store, because if you think two little American fucktards are gonna be able to take out the International Superbitch, then you won't even see the fucking table coming! Fuck this shit. Kikyo, clean this shit up.
Josephine storms out of the room as Kikyo calmly stands up with a sigh, cleaning up the game. Camera fades out.
After a few seconds, the camera fades back in. Jojo, kendo stick in hand, and Kikyo, a little nervous, sit opposite each other at the broken table, with another game...
Kikyo: Double Red... uh-oh... Josephine-sempai's stuck in Molasses Swamp.
WHACK!
Josephine: FUCK CANDY LAND!
fade out
