Post by Tank on Jan 21, 2010 19:09:47 GMT -5
Hello Hank Brown. Last week on monday night Slam I was fighting Petrova for her TV belt. I was going to win. the ref was distracted and I had the advantage and so I decided to use a weapon insure I was going to win the match and become the greatest tv champion of all time. the lights went out. WHat happened next is the reason I'm still in wcf and the reason I have the urge to destroy almost everything in my path. Chris fricking Avery. I'm not sure how he did it or what he's up to but i'm officially done with this crap. As of right now I'm making an open challenge to Chris Avery at Ten. WCF's first pay per view of the year of 2010 and I want Chris Avery. I thought I did enough damage to him at One. I assumed he couldn't walk but apparently he needs some more damage. he wants more. no he urns for more and at Ten if he accepts my challenge I will destroy every piece of god damn inch of his body. I will make sure Chris Avery never walks, talks, or breathes again.
Now on to this weeks cluster fuck of a match. I will be taking place in a four way match which consists of me versus three other guys. I guess its one versus one etc etc but not in my eyes. I'm going to win the match and I'm going to call out Chris Avery until he answers the call. If Avery wants to keep doing this secret behind my back crap then he will have no other option than accepting my offer for Ten. Same with Monstar. Welcome to wcf and then welcome to your first loss. They may call you monstar, or monster or monstizzy or whatever but come monday they will call you mon you just lost to Tank. Which brings me to another loser.
Ryen Daniels. Your name comes out of official strategy guide of street fighter it seems but come monday live on Slam your name will be Daniels just another loser. Of course you already are the laughing stock of wcf back stage. you won't win and you never will. Daniels heres my advice to you. I want you to come to the ring and right before the match starts let me kick you in the face as hard as I can so tears and blood come falling down. then you get up get on the microphone and tell us and the fans that your retiring. i hope you do that and i hope you let me kick you in the face. I threw you over the top rope with so much ease i actually regreted not kicking you in the face. on slam, i want and will kick you in the face.
last but not least its the tag team champion captain doc henry. listen doc, you must be from jurassic park because your name sounds like someone from jurassic park. I'll be the dinosaur and you be the guy who gets eaten by the dinosaur! Your only the tag team champion because you can't fight on your own and in this match tht will be very clear. crystal clear. Doc you will be just like monstar and ryan daniels. another loss on the list of wins for good ol' Tank! I'm a vicious mother fucking machine who will not stop until I have gold around my waist and this is my mission. To destroy CHris Avery and win tons of WCF gold! Excuse me Hank. You can go now I have some ladies and some weed to get to!
Now on to this weeks cluster fuck of a match. I will be taking place in a four way match which consists of me versus three other guys. I guess its one versus one etc etc but not in my eyes. I'm going to win the match and I'm going to call out Chris Avery until he answers the call. If Avery wants to keep doing this secret behind my back crap then he will have no other option than accepting my offer for Ten. Same with Monstar. Welcome to wcf and then welcome to your first loss. They may call you monstar, or monster or monstizzy or whatever but come monday they will call you mon you just lost to Tank. Which brings me to another loser.
Ryen Daniels. Your name comes out of official strategy guide of street fighter it seems but come monday live on Slam your name will be Daniels just another loser. Of course you already are the laughing stock of wcf back stage. you won't win and you never will. Daniels heres my advice to you. I want you to come to the ring and right before the match starts let me kick you in the face as hard as I can so tears and blood come falling down. then you get up get on the microphone and tell us and the fans that your retiring. i hope you do that and i hope you let me kick you in the face. I threw you over the top rope with so much ease i actually regreted not kicking you in the face. on slam, i want and will kick you in the face.
last but not least its the tag team champion captain doc henry. listen doc, you must be from jurassic park because your name sounds like someone from jurassic park. I'll be the dinosaur and you be the guy who gets eaten by the dinosaur! Your only the tag team champion because you can't fight on your own and in this match tht will be very clear. crystal clear. Doc you will be just like monstar and ryan daniels. another loss on the list of wins for good ol' Tank! I'm a vicious mother fucking machine who will not stop until I have gold around my waist and this is my mission. To destroy CHris Avery and win tons of WCF gold! Excuse me Hank. You can go now I have some ladies and some weed to get to!
