Post by Oblivion on Jan 16, 2010 13:29:21 GMT -5
CHAPTER ONE: WAKING UP
It is 9:15 on Saturday day morning and it is a dreary day. The clouds are everywhere and it looks like the clouds could just burst open and all hell could break loose with the rain. The clouds are dark and angry. The thunder is off in the distance. Rolling closer to the west coast of Pinellas County, florida. The rain is coming from the west. Slaughter rolls out of bed and puts on his mask. Ace is wearing cotton black and gray shorts and a t-shirt. Slaughter walks over to the window and opens the curtains. That is when slaughter sees the possibility of more rain. With raindrops already on the window, it looked like it already rained. Ace puts on his slippers and a robe and walks out of his bedroom.
Melissa and Mini Ace are eating cereal, while watching VH1 Top 20 Video Countdown. Right now, on the television, is The Script's "Breakdown" at number 17. Keith is in the kitchen, making eggs and bacon. Everyone else has been up since around 8 am or so. Everyone is dressed...
Melissa: We are already dressed and packed. I made sure Mini Ace has his suitcase packed.
Mini Ace, with milk dripping off his chin, gives Ace a thumb's up.
Ace Slaughter: Make sure you guys do not get any milk on the floor.
Melissa: Okie-dokie smokie!!!
Mini Ace looks at Melissa with a strange look and begins to laugh at Melissa. Maybe, he forgot he had cereal in his mouth, he starts to laugh at what Melissa said, he nearly spits out his cereal. Ace walks into the kitchen and sees the coffee maker with coffee...
Angels sing: HALLELUJAH!!!
Keith: Hey, dude!
Slaughter stumbles around the kitchen grabbing for his coffee cup.
Keith: Coffee is ma... oh okay, you're pouring yourself a cup. Well, I'm making eggs and bacon. The other two wanted cereal. You want some eggs and bacon?
Ace Slaughter: Sure. Eggs, over easy and don't burn the bacon.
Keith: Sure, no problem. So, when's the flight?
Ace Slaughter: The flight is at 5:15 today. JetBlue flight 534 at gate A12. We should leave here by 3:30. You packed yet?
Keith: Not yet. But I will be after breakfast and a shower. So, you amped about the eight man match?
Ace Slaughter: Kinda sorta.
Keith: Why?
Ace Slaughter: Well, eight man matches can be a real pain in the ass.
Keith: But, for an action junkie, like yourself, this should be right up your alley.
Ace Slaughter: Yea it is. But...
POP!!!
Keith: Ow!!! SH*T!!!
Ace Slaughter: Bacon get ya?!
Keith: Yea. That friggin' smarts. You want toast?
Ace Slaughter: Yea, that'll be cool. Plain, no butter. Just hurry up with my breakfast b*tch!!!
Keith: Watch it!!! We're friends, but it wouldn't bother me one bit, if I kicked your ass!!!
Ace Slaughter: In your dreams, b*tch!!
Keith: You never finished telling me about the eight man match.
The toast pops and Keith begins to plate up their breakfast. Keith walks over and gives Slaughter his plate. Keith sits down.
Ace Slaughter: It's facing Kevin Hardaway again.
Keith: Why?
Ace Slaughter: Because, he is supposed to be this nice guy and the fans love him, but he rubs me the wrong way.
Melissa: Damn it, Mini, get off my head!!!
Ace Slaughter: MINI!!! Leave her alone!!!
Keith: As you were saying.
Ace Slaughter: He's supposed to be this fan-friendly guy, but when I look at him, all I see is a douche!!! He's nothing more than a fast-talking peckerwood douchebag!!!
Keith almost chokes on his coffee.
Keith: Damn, dude!!! It's only business.
Ace Slaughter: I know this. But, something down deep, in me, just makes me wanna hate this guy. Every time I see Hardaway, I just wanna run over to him and just pick up something and split his skull open.
Keith: Damn, dude, that's kinda harsh!!
Ace Slaughter: I know. I know. But, something about him, just makes me wanna just hate him!!
Keith: What about those other three?
Ace Slaughter: The New Confederacy and Alex Jones?
Keith: Yea.
Ace Slaughter: Well, I'll let the Big Dick Superstars....
At that moment, as Mini Ace is bringing in his cereal bowl, Mini hears the words "Big Dick Superstars" and starts wiggling his hips and thrusting his pelvic area, outward.
Ace Slaughter: Damn it, Mini, watch where you are pointing that thing!!!
Mini Ace just snickers and runs away, as Slaughter shouts towards him
Ace Slaughter: You better be packed!!! It's almost 10 o'clock. We're leaving in 5 hours.
Both Ace and Keith finish their breakfast. Keith grabs his and Ace's plates and puts them in the sink, with the other two's cereal bowls. Keith goes to the living room. The television is left on. Alicia Keys "Try sleeping with a broken heart" was at number 10. Keith changes the channel, to see what was on. Slaughter goes and takes a shower.
CHAPTER TWO: TRAVEL
The four leave at 3:30 to go to the airport. It seemed like an eternity. With Mini Ace being restless and getting in trouble. But, they do arrive at the airport parking at 4:25 p.m. After they get parked they hurry into the airport. the airport is busy and somewhat packed. Since they do have plenty of time, they walk to Gate A12. But, Melissa, dressed all in black and white. She is, as always, sight to behold. Several people do a "double take". Melissa is a pretty thing, but dresses in a kinda "different" way. They get to Gate A12 and was told it was a little early to check in their luggage. The airline attendee says....
Airline Attendee: May I see your tickets?
Slaughter gets a double look from the attendee, because him and his crew are a different looking bunch.
Airline Attendee: Okay, your flight is for 5:15. Wait...
The attendee checks the computer
Airline Attendee:Well, it looks like your flight IS gonna be early. So, you CAN check in your luggage. Let me see ALL of your tickets.
With their luggage in their hands, they have their luggage checked. Only Melissa has a carry-on, with her. They are told to sit and wait for a few minutes. That gives Slaughter a few minutes with his camcorder...
Ace Slaughter: Well, I'm almost on the plane, to go to to New Jersey. In a couple of days, Myself, The Big Dick Superstars...
Mini Ace gets up, from his seat and begins to thrust his pelvic area.
Ace Slaughter: No!!! Mini, you don't do that!! BAD!! BAD MINI!!! BAD BAD MINI!!! SIT DOWN!!! Anyways, it IS pretty hectic, here in the airport. The big eight man is on Monday night Slam!!! Myself, The Big Dick Superstars... No, Mini, don't even think about it!! And D-Day will face off against The New Confederacy, Alex Jones, and Kevin Hardaway. Now, Kevin Hardaway, you better have yourself prepared!!! Because, I will be!! Like our previous matches before, I AM very prepared to whoop your sorry, fake ass all over New Jersey!!!! And you other three, don't think I don't have plans for you!!! I'll kick your asses as well. I will do my part, in the match. I'm not gonna just rely on my partners, I'm gonna do my share of kicking ass!!!
There is some rumbling in the background.
Ace Slaughter: Well, it's time to aboard the plane. So, Monday on Slam, you four about to get your asses handed to them...
Mini Ace, Melissa, and Keith say along with Ace....
Slaughter Society: If you like us, or you don't... everyone better be prepared for The Slaughter Society, to take over New Jersey!!!. Because, Ace Slaughter, The Big Dick Superstars, and D-Day are gonna roll into East Rutherford, New Jersey and get their hands raised in victory. You four.... CAN... CHOKE... ON... THAT!!!!
Melissa: Hurry, Ace. We're boarding....
Slaughter Society: Well... SEE-EE-E-EE YA!!
Slaughter puts his hand over the camera's lens.
It is 9:15 on Saturday day morning and it is a dreary day. The clouds are everywhere and it looks like the clouds could just burst open and all hell could break loose with the rain. The clouds are dark and angry. The thunder is off in the distance. Rolling closer to the west coast of Pinellas County, florida. The rain is coming from the west. Slaughter rolls out of bed and puts on his mask. Ace is wearing cotton black and gray shorts and a t-shirt. Slaughter walks over to the window and opens the curtains. That is when slaughter sees the possibility of more rain. With raindrops already on the window, it looked like it already rained. Ace puts on his slippers and a robe and walks out of his bedroom.
Melissa and Mini Ace are eating cereal, while watching VH1 Top 20 Video Countdown. Right now, on the television, is The Script's "Breakdown" at number 17. Keith is in the kitchen, making eggs and bacon. Everyone else has been up since around 8 am or so. Everyone is dressed...
Melissa: We are already dressed and packed. I made sure Mini Ace has his suitcase packed.
Mini Ace, with milk dripping off his chin, gives Ace a thumb's up.
Ace Slaughter: Make sure you guys do not get any milk on the floor.
Melissa: Okie-dokie smokie!!!
Mini Ace looks at Melissa with a strange look and begins to laugh at Melissa. Maybe, he forgot he had cereal in his mouth, he starts to laugh at what Melissa said, he nearly spits out his cereal. Ace walks into the kitchen and sees the coffee maker with coffee...
Angels sing: HALLELUJAH!!!
Keith: Hey, dude!
Slaughter stumbles around the kitchen grabbing for his coffee cup.
Keith: Coffee is ma... oh okay, you're pouring yourself a cup. Well, I'm making eggs and bacon. The other two wanted cereal. You want some eggs and bacon?
Ace Slaughter: Sure. Eggs, over easy and don't burn the bacon.
Keith: Sure, no problem. So, when's the flight?
Ace Slaughter: The flight is at 5:15 today. JetBlue flight 534 at gate A12. We should leave here by 3:30. You packed yet?
Keith: Not yet. But I will be after breakfast and a shower. So, you amped about the eight man match?
Ace Slaughter: Kinda sorta.
Keith: Why?
Ace Slaughter: Well, eight man matches can be a real pain in the ass.
Keith: But, for an action junkie, like yourself, this should be right up your alley.
Ace Slaughter: Yea it is. But...
POP!!!
Keith: Ow!!! SH*T!!!
Ace Slaughter: Bacon get ya?!
Keith: Yea. That friggin' smarts. You want toast?
Ace Slaughter: Yea, that'll be cool. Plain, no butter. Just hurry up with my breakfast b*tch!!!
Keith: Watch it!!! We're friends, but it wouldn't bother me one bit, if I kicked your ass!!!
Ace Slaughter: In your dreams, b*tch!!
Keith: You never finished telling me about the eight man match.
The toast pops and Keith begins to plate up their breakfast. Keith walks over and gives Slaughter his plate. Keith sits down.
Ace Slaughter: It's facing Kevin Hardaway again.
Keith: Why?
Ace Slaughter: Because, he is supposed to be this nice guy and the fans love him, but he rubs me the wrong way.
Melissa: Damn it, Mini, get off my head!!!
Ace Slaughter: MINI!!! Leave her alone!!!
Keith: As you were saying.
Ace Slaughter: He's supposed to be this fan-friendly guy, but when I look at him, all I see is a douche!!! He's nothing more than a fast-talking peckerwood douchebag!!!
Keith almost chokes on his coffee.
Keith: Damn, dude!!! It's only business.
Ace Slaughter: I know this. But, something down deep, in me, just makes me wanna hate this guy. Every time I see Hardaway, I just wanna run over to him and just pick up something and split his skull open.
Keith: Damn, dude, that's kinda harsh!!
Ace Slaughter: I know. I know. But, something about him, just makes me wanna just hate him!!
Keith: What about those other three?
Ace Slaughter: The New Confederacy and Alex Jones?
Keith: Yea.
Ace Slaughter: Well, I'll let the Big Dick Superstars....
At that moment, as Mini Ace is bringing in his cereal bowl, Mini hears the words "Big Dick Superstars" and starts wiggling his hips and thrusting his pelvic area, outward.
Ace Slaughter: Damn it, Mini, watch where you are pointing that thing!!!
Mini Ace just snickers and runs away, as Slaughter shouts towards him
Ace Slaughter: You better be packed!!! It's almost 10 o'clock. We're leaving in 5 hours.
Both Ace and Keith finish their breakfast. Keith grabs his and Ace's plates and puts them in the sink, with the other two's cereal bowls. Keith goes to the living room. The television is left on. Alicia Keys "Try sleeping with a broken heart" was at number 10. Keith changes the channel, to see what was on. Slaughter goes and takes a shower.
CHAPTER TWO: TRAVEL
The four leave at 3:30 to go to the airport. It seemed like an eternity. With Mini Ace being restless and getting in trouble. But, they do arrive at the airport parking at 4:25 p.m. After they get parked they hurry into the airport. the airport is busy and somewhat packed. Since they do have plenty of time, they walk to Gate A12. But, Melissa, dressed all in black and white. She is, as always, sight to behold. Several people do a "double take". Melissa is a pretty thing, but dresses in a kinda "different" way. They get to Gate A12 and was told it was a little early to check in their luggage. The airline attendee says....
Airline Attendee: May I see your tickets?
Slaughter gets a double look from the attendee, because him and his crew are a different looking bunch.
Airline Attendee: Okay, your flight is for 5:15. Wait...
The attendee checks the computer
Airline Attendee:Well, it looks like your flight IS gonna be early. So, you CAN check in your luggage. Let me see ALL of your tickets.
With their luggage in their hands, they have their luggage checked. Only Melissa has a carry-on, with her. They are told to sit and wait for a few minutes. That gives Slaughter a few minutes with his camcorder...
Ace Slaughter: Well, I'm almost on the plane, to go to to New Jersey. In a couple of days, Myself, The Big Dick Superstars...
Mini Ace gets up, from his seat and begins to thrust his pelvic area.
Ace Slaughter: No!!! Mini, you don't do that!! BAD!! BAD MINI!!! BAD BAD MINI!!! SIT DOWN!!! Anyways, it IS pretty hectic, here in the airport. The big eight man is on Monday night Slam!!! Myself, The Big Dick Superstars... No, Mini, don't even think about it!! And D-Day will face off against The New Confederacy, Alex Jones, and Kevin Hardaway. Now, Kevin Hardaway, you better have yourself prepared!!! Because, I will be!! Like our previous matches before, I AM very prepared to whoop your sorry, fake ass all over New Jersey!!!! And you other three, don't think I don't have plans for you!!! I'll kick your asses as well. I will do my part, in the match. I'm not gonna just rely on my partners, I'm gonna do my share of kicking ass!!!
There is some rumbling in the background.
Ace Slaughter: Well, it's time to aboard the plane. So, Monday on Slam, you four about to get your asses handed to them...
Mini Ace, Melissa, and Keith say along with Ace....
Slaughter Society: If you like us, or you don't... everyone better be prepared for The Slaughter Society, to take over New Jersey!!!. Because, Ace Slaughter, The Big Dick Superstars, and D-Day are gonna roll into East Rutherford, New Jersey and get their hands raised in victory. You four.... CAN... CHOKE... ON... THAT!!!!
Melissa: Hurry, Ace. We're boarding....
Slaughter Society: Well... SEE-EE-E-EE YA!!
Slaughter puts his hand over the camera's lens.
