Post by Oblivion on Jan 15, 2010 14:56:12 GMT -5
[9:47 A.M Thursday Morning]
[Location Unknown]
Ace Slaughter and his Slaughter Society arrive in what was Keith's 1989 white extended Chevy van. For the festivities of battle, Slaughter had the van detailed with an exterior camouflage design. The van itself, has the back end raised up a couple of inches. Slaughter put on Michelin™ X Radial™ tires. The rims are 24 inch ATX Off-Road Mojave Polished wheels. Everything under the hood, was completely overhauled. Slaughter knows somebody that knows somebody that was available to locate a large engine. The supersized engine is a secret prototype, that Chevrolet has produced only 6 engines Ace got his hands on a 6.2L small block V8. The engine is a prototype. The company, who made the engine, do not have any product out yet. It cost Slaughter a pretty penny to get his hands on the engine. His exhaust system is a Stainless Steel Cat-Back™ System. The seats in the vehicle are covered with black and green Chevrolet Tahoe™ seat covers. Slaughter, Mini Ace, Melissa, and Keith exit the van. The four are at a empty warehouse. The warehouse is small. Slaughter thought about buying the warehouse, for future Society ventures. Slaughter made a deal with American Warehouse Companies Inc. He signed a month to month lease. On January 18th, at the Izod in the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Slaughter thought it would be a good idea, if all four sat down and talked strategy, for the match. It was then when a white 1970 Corvette Stingray pulls up. Keith stands up and looks defensive.
Ace Slaughter: It's okay, big man. It's only Chad Evans and Prince Jimmy Dean... The Big Dick Superstars.
Chad Evans exits the driver's side, of the car. His royal highness exits the car, through the passenger side door. Slaughter puts his right hand on Keith's left shoulder and puts up his left hand, as if to tell everyone it was okay and they could just relax. Chad approaches Ace. Slaughter is wearing a mask, that is colored with camouflage. His gloves and jean shorts are also colored with camo. Ace is wearing black Lugz boots, with his camo colored clothing. Slaughter is holding a Personal Armor System. provides ballistic protection for the head from fragmenting munitions. It is a one piece structure composed of multiple layers of Kevlar ballistic fiber and phenolic PVB resin. Ace Slaughter is ready for battle and so is the rest of his crew. Even Mini ace, like before, he is dressed exactly like Ace Slaughter. Melissa is basically dressed like she usually does, but the colors isn't just black, but in camo colors, that includes her little hat. Keith, he doesn't wear camo. He insists on wearing his black suit and a pair of black Wiley X Black Ops Airborne™ sunglasses. Ace Slaughter is looking around and notices there is someone missing, as he extends his hand out for a handshake from both Chad Evans and Prince Jimmy Dean.
Ace Slaughter: Welcome, Chad and Jimmy....
Prince Jimmy Dean: Jimmy Dean of its Prince, should called I be!!!
Ace Slaughter: My apologies, your royalness.
Keith, Mini Ace, and Melissa begin to snicker. Ace turns around and tells them...
Ace Slaughter: Hey!! He might talk funny. His language is different than ours, we should not laugh. Although, they are called The Big Dick Superstars...
There is a cameraman, who the Society grabbed from a local television station is taping the festivities. Ace turns back around and tells Chad and Jimmy...
Ace Slaughter: But, to call yourselves that nameis fantastic and if you wanna brag, by all means do that.
Ace turns back around and tells his crew...
Ace Slaughter: But, that gives you three no right to laugh at them. TELL THEM YOU'RE SORRY!!
Ace looks at his crew sternly, but his crew remains quiet.
Ace Slaughter: NOW!!!
Slaughter Society: Sorry.
Ace Slaughter: Now, you two know me. Let me introduce you two to my crew. My name is "Superstar" Ace Slaughter and those three are my Slaughter Society. Mini Ace, Keith and Melissa
Ace puts on his helmet.
Ace Slaughter: Gentlemen...
Everyone sits down onto the metal folded chairs, that were provided for them. Chad Evans stands up.
Chad Evans: Before we start. I would like to say hello...
Evans walks over to Melissa, He grabs her by the hand and kisses Melissa's hand. Melissa starts to blush and giggle. Chad walks away and sits down. Slaughter begins to walk back and forth, almost to the point of pacing. In his hand, Slaughter is holding a horse crop, a whip of sorts.
Ace Slaughter:...We are in the midst of a battle. We are gonna prove to them, that WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM!!! In just a few days, us four, have to step into the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey to face The New Confederacy...
Everyone: BOO-OOO-OOO!!!
Ace Slaughter:...Alex Jones
Everyone: BOO-OOO-OOO!!!
Ace Slaughter: and finally...
Slaughter's demeanor changes. Not just the expression, on his face, but his entire body expression, has completely changed.
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter): KEVIN HARDA-A-WAY-AY-AY!!!!
Everyone: BOO-OOO-OOO!!!
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter):That no good son of a b*tch!!! Every word that oozes out of mouth makes me wanna puke!! It's al-ll-l lies!!! Nothing but lies!! It just makes me wanna grab him, by the throat, and rip his head off from his body.
Everyone sits there with their mouths wide open, with a very suprised looks, on their faces.
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter): Just mentioning his name, makes me wanna grab anything and just tear it apart!!! He doesn't deserve to take another breath!! Kevin Hardaway is a vile human being. Even to call him human, is an insult to other humans. With every step he takes, makes the planet a more horrible place to live. He may have the people fooled, but he doesn't have Ace Slaughter fooled, not one bit!! I can see through him, yea, ah-ha, I do!!! Yea, he is the plague!!! He's worse than the plague!!! And that is why he deserves to die!!! A slow and painful death!!! That is why we must destroy Kevin Hardaway and his team!! THEY ALL MUST DI-I-I-EE-EE-E!!!
"Oblivion" grabs a metal chair and begins to smash it against anything he can see!! Ace puts his hand on his head and he almost collapses. His Slaughter Society hurries to catch him.
Chad Evans: Is Slaughter okay?
Prince Jimmy Dean: Slaughter strong is like bull of!!! Slaughter of balls, steel made like.
Ace slaughter stands up, as if nothing had happened. Ace continues to pace and slapping the horse riding crop onto his hand.
Ace Slaughter: What is everyone looking at?!? We have a war to prepare for!! WAR!!!! By the way, where is D-Day? Has anyone hear from him? He better be preparing and getting ready for....WAR-AR-AR!! This four on four match-up is not any ordinary match!!! All of us, have something to prove!!
SILENCE
Ace Slaughter: Then show me some enthusiasm, God damn it!!! I don't want Hardaway's team winning!!! We ALL are gonna have to walk into New Jersey, with our battle face on and kick their asses!! Right!?!?!
Everyone:RIGHT!!!
Ace Slaughter: So, who is gonna win the match?!?!?
Everyone: WE ARE!!!
Ace Slaughter: WHO?!?!?
Everyone(louder): WE ARE!!!!!
Ace Slaughter: Now...
Ace points to Chad and Jimmy.
Ace Slaughter: You Big Dick Superstars...
The Slaughter Society begins to snicker.
The cameraman(talking to himself): Oh man, these people are freakin' nuts!!!
Ace Slaughter: You BDS, you take care of the New Confederacy. I'll take care of Kevin Hardaway!! If D-Day was here, I would tell him to take care of Alex Jones!!! But, that doesn't matter!!!
Chad Evans: Ace is right!!! We need to go into that match, with all barrels blarin' and fight with every ounce of our beings!!! Who will win?!?
Everyone: WE WILL!!
Ace Slaughter: WHO?!?!?
Everyone(louder): WE ARE!!!!!
Ace Slaughter: No matter, what they throw at us...NEVER SAY DIE!!! NEVER QUIT!!! WHAT EVER THEY THROW AT US, WE WILL THROW BACK AT THEM, TEN TIMES ...NO, A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE!!! RIGHT?!?!?
Everyone: Yes!
Ace Slaughter: WHAT?!?!?
Everyone: YES!!!!
The cameraman is still shaking.
The cameraman(talking to himself): Oh my God, I've been kidnapped by the Fighting Army of the Mentally Handicapped!!!
Ace Slaughter: So, in conclusion, who is gonna win the big eight-man match-up?!?!?
Everyone/Cameraman: We are!!!
Prince Jimmy Dean: Kicking the asses of all!!! Down you sit, man of camera!!! Concerns of you, this of not!!!
Ace Slaughter turns to the cameraman.
Ace Slaughter: Cameraman, get real close, because I don't want our opponents to misunderstand what we are about to say!!!
Prince Jimmy Dean: What say to we, what is say we to mean!!!
Ace Slaughter, his Slaughter Society, and the Big Dick Superstars huddle in front of the camera.
Ace Slaughter: Today, January 14th, WE DECLARE WAR!! On January 18th, will be the day that Johnny Reb, Doc Henry, Alex Jones, and that good for nothing Kevin Hardaway will remember!! That will be the day that we The Slaughter Society, The Royal Family, and D-Day will have defeated the slime of WCF!! We all know that talk is cheap!!! But, after Monday night, our opponents will know that talk isn't so cheap after all!!! Because, if you like it or you don't, those four no good sons of a bitches are gonna realize that we.... Ace Slaughter, D-Day, and The Royal Family were right from the beginning!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU!!! And you four....
Everyone: CAN... CHOKE...ON...THAT!!!!
Ace Slaughter puts his right hand over the camera's lens. That's when everyone begins to hoop and hollar. Everyone slaps everyone a high-five. Even the cameraman tries to get involved in the action. The cameraman tries to get a high-five from Jimmy Dean, but the Prince refuses.
Prince Jimmy Dean: Think so, I don't!!
Chad Evans: That's right, my brother from another mother!!
Prince Jimmy Dean: Brother to me, from mother not of me?
Chad Evans: That's right!! You don't wanna soil your hands from a commoner like a cameraman!
Prince Jimmy Dean: Victory to on horizon, for us it be!!!
Ace Slaughter walks up to the BDS and says...
Ace Slaughter: You two do your part and D-Day will do his.
Chad Evans: And you?
Ace Slaughter has the cameraman by the scruff of his shirt collar. The cameraman, with obvious difficulties, points the camera up at Slaughter.
Prince Jimmy Dean: Brother of Big Dicks?
Chad Evans: Yes, Jimmy?
Prince Jimmy Dean: Slaughter of eyes, has not of life!
Ace Slaughter looks down the camera...
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter): Kevin Hardaway-ay-ay!!! Pain you will feel!! Suffering you will endure!!! This might be an eight man tag match, but my eyes of hate will be only on you!!! You think this is over between and I? Not over my dead body!! I don't give a flying sh-
Everyone: SLAUGHTER!!!
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter): SHUT UP!!! I don't give a flying monkey's crap!!! And Hector Rodriguez? Don't think for a little tiny second, that Ace slaughter has forgotten about you! WE have plans for you!!! Now, this cameraman has seen too much!!
As everyone else screams out, the arm of Slaughter reaches down towards a petrified cameraman and the last thing that was heard was the blood curdling scream of the cameraman.
[Location Unknown]
Ace Slaughter and his Slaughter Society arrive in what was Keith's 1989 white extended Chevy van. For the festivities of battle, Slaughter had the van detailed with an exterior camouflage design. The van itself, has the back end raised up a couple of inches. Slaughter put on Michelin™ X Radial™ tires. The rims are 24 inch ATX Off-Road Mojave Polished wheels. Everything under the hood, was completely overhauled. Slaughter knows somebody that knows somebody that was available to locate a large engine. The supersized engine is a secret prototype, that Chevrolet has produced only 6 engines Ace got his hands on a 6.2L small block V8. The engine is a prototype. The company, who made the engine, do not have any product out yet. It cost Slaughter a pretty penny to get his hands on the engine. His exhaust system is a Stainless Steel Cat-Back™ System. The seats in the vehicle are covered with black and green Chevrolet Tahoe™ seat covers. Slaughter, Mini Ace, Melissa, and Keith exit the van. The four are at a empty warehouse. The warehouse is small. Slaughter thought about buying the warehouse, for future Society ventures. Slaughter made a deal with American Warehouse Companies Inc. He signed a month to month lease. On January 18th, at the Izod in the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Slaughter thought it would be a good idea, if all four sat down and talked strategy, for the match. It was then when a white 1970 Corvette Stingray pulls up. Keith stands up and looks defensive.
Ace Slaughter: It's okay, big man. It's only Chad Evans and Prince Jimmy Dean... The Big Dick Superstars.
Chad Evans exits the driver's side, of the car. His royal highness exits the car, through the passenger side door. Slaughter puts his right hand on Keith's left shoulder and puts up his left hand, as if to tell everyone it was okay and they could just relax. Chad approaches Ace. Slaughter is wearing a mask, that is colored with camouflage. His gloves and jean shorts are also colored with camo. Ace is wearing black Lugz boots, with his camo colored clothing. Slaughter is holding a Personal Armor System. provides ballistic protection for the head from fragmenting munitions. It is a one piece structure composed of multiple layers of Kevlar ballistic fiber and phenolic PVB resin. Ace Slaughter is ready for battle and so is the rest of his crew. Even Mini ace, like before, he is dressed exactly like Ace Slaughter. Melissa is basically dressed like she usually does, but the colors isn't just black, but in camo colors, that includes her little hat. Keith, he doesn't wear camo. He insists on wearing his black suit and a pair of black Wiley X Black Ops Airborne™ sunglasses. Ace Slaughter is looking around and notices there is someone missing, as he extends his hand out for a handshake from both Chad Evans and Prince Jimmy Dean.
Ace Slaughter: Welcome, Chad and Jimmy....
Prince Jimmy Dean: Jimmy Dean of its Prince, should called I be!!!
Ace Slaughter: My apologies, your royalness.
Keith, Mini Ace, and Melissa begin to snicker. Ace turns around and tells them...
Ace Slaughter: Hey!! He might talk funny. His language is different than ours, we should not laugh. Although, they are called The Big Dick Superstars...
There is a cameraman, who the Society grabbed from a local television station is taping the festivities. Ace turns back around and tells Chad and Jimmy...
Ace Slaughter: But, to call yourselves that nameis fantastic and if you wanna brag, by all means do that.
Ace turns back around and tells his crew...
Ace Slaughter: But, that gives you three no right to laugh at them. TELL THEM YOU'RE SORRY!!
Ace looks at his crew sternly, but his crew remains quiet.
Ace Slaughter: NOW!!!
Slaughter Society: Sorry.
Ace Slaughter: Now, you two know me. Let me introduce you two to my crew. My name is "Superstar" Ace Slaughter and those three are my Slaughter Society. Mini Ace, Keith and Melissa
Ace puts on his helmet.
Ace Slaughter: Gentlemen...
Everyone sits down onto the metal folded chairs, that were provided for them. Chad Evans stands up.
Chad Evans: Before we start. I would like to say hello...
Evans walks over to Melissa, He grabs her by the hand and kisses Melissa's hand. Melissa starts to blush and giggle. Chad walks away and sits down. Slaughter begins to walk back and forth, almost to the point of pacing. In his hand, Slaughter is holding a horse crop, a whip of sorts.
Ace Slaughter:...We are in the midst of a battle. We are gonna prove to them, that WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM!!! In just a few days, us four, have to step into the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey to face The New Confederacy...
Everyone: BOO-OOO-OOO!!!
Ace Slaughter:...Alex Jones
Everyone: BOO-OOO-OOO!!!
Ace Slaughter: and finally...
Slaughter's demeanor changes. Not just the expression, on his face, but his entire body expression, has completely changed.
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter): KEVIN HARDA-A-WAY-AY-AY!!!!
Everyone: BOO-OOO-OOO!!!
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter):That no good son of a b*tch!!! Every word that oozes out of mouth makes me wanna puke!! It's al-ll-l lies!!! Nothing but lies!! It just makes me wanna grab him, by the throat, and rip his head off from his body.
Everyone sits there with their mouths wide open, with a very suprised looks, on their faces.
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter): Just mentioning his name, makes me wanna grab anything and just tear it apart!!! He doesn't deserve to take another breath!! Kevin Hardaway is a vile human being. Even to call him human, is an insult to other humans. With every step he takes, makes the planet a more horrible place to live. He may have the people fooled, but he doesn't have Ace Slaughter fooled, not one bit!! I can see through him, yea, ah-ha, I do!!! Yea, he is the plague!!! He's worse than the plague!!! And that is why he deserves to die!!! A slow and painful death!!! That is why we must destroy Kevin Hardaway and his team!! THEY ALL MUST DI-I-I-EE-EE-E!!!
"Oblivion" grabs a metal chair and begins to smash it against anything he can see!! Ace puts his hand on his head and he almost collapses. His Slaughter Society hurries to catch him.
Chad Evans: Is Slaughter okay?
Prince Jimmy Dean: Slaughter strong is like bull of!!! Slaughter of balls, steel made like.
Ace slaughter stands up, as if nothing had happened. Ace continues to pace and slapping the horse riding crop onto his hand.
Ace Slaughter: What is everyone looking at?!? We have a war to prepare for!! WAR!!!! By the way, where is D-Day? Has anyone hear from him? He better be preparing and getting ready for....WAR-AR-AR!! This four on four match-up is not any ordinary match!!! All of us, have something to prove!!
SILENCE
Ace Slaughter: Then show me some enthusiasm, God damn it!!! I don't want Hardaway's team winning!!! We ALL are gonna have to walk into New Jersey, with our battle face on and kick their asses!! Right!?!?!
Everyone:RIGHT!!!
Ace Slaughter: So, who is gonna win the match?!?!?
Everyone: WE ARE!!!
Ace Slaughter: WHO?!?!?
Everyone(louder): WE ARE!!!!!
Ace Slaughter: Now...
Ace points to Chad and Jimmy.
Ace Slaughter: You Big Dick Superstars...
The Slaughter Society begins to snicker.
The cameraman(talking to himself): Oh man, these people are freakin' nuts!!!
Ace Slaughter: You BDS, you take care of the New Confederacy. I'll take care of Kevin Hardaway!! If D-Day was here, I would tell him to take care of Alex Jones!!! But, that doesn't matter!!!
Chad Evans: Ace is right!!! We need to go into that match, with all barrels blarin' and fight with every ounce of our beings!!! Who will win?!?
Everyone: WE WILL!!
Ace Slaughter: WHO?!?!?
Everyone(louder): WE ARE!!!!!
Ace Slaughter: No matter, what they throw at us...NEVER SAY DIE!!! NEVER QUIT!!! WHAT EVER THEY THROW AT US, WE WILL THROW BACK AT THEM, TEN TIMES ...NO, A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE!!! RIGHT?!?!?
Everyone: Yes!
Ace Slaughter: WHAT?!?!?
Everyone: YES!!!!
The cameraman is still shaking.
The cameraman(talking to himself): Oh my God, I've been kidnapped by the Fighting Army of the Mentally Handicapped!!!
Ace Slaughter: So, in conclusion, who is gonna win the big eight-man match-up?!?!?
Everyone/Cameraman: We are!!!
Prince Jimmy Dean: Kicking the asses of all!!! Down you sit, man of camera!!! Concerns of you, this of not!!!
Ace Slaughter turns to the cameraman.
Ace Slaughter: Cameraman, get real close, because I don't want our opponents to misunderstand what we are about to say!!!
Prince Jimmy Dean: What say to we, what is say we to mean!!!
Ace Slaughter, his Slaughter Society, and the Big Dick Superstars huddle in front of the camera.
Ace Slaughter: Today, January 14th, WE DECLARE WAR!! On January 18th, will be the day that Johnny Reb, Doc Henry, Alex Jones, and that good for nothing Kevin Hardaway will remember!! That will be the day that we The Slaughter Society, The Royal Family, and D-Day will have defeated the slime of WCF!! We all know that talk is cheap!!! But, after Monday night, our opponents will know that talk isn't so cheap after all!!! Because, if you like it or you don't, those four no good sons of a bitches are gonna realize that we.... Ace Slaughter, D-Day, and The Royal Family were right from the beginning!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU!!! And you four....
Everyone: CAN... CHOKE...ON...THAT!!!!
Ace Slaughter puts his right hand over the camera's lens. That's when everyone begins to hoop and hollar. Everyone slaps everyone a high-five. Even the cameraman tries to get involved in the action. The cameraman tries to get a high-five from Jimmy Dean, but the Prince refuses.
Prince Jimmy Dean: Think so, I don't!!
Chad Evans: That's right, my brother from another mother!!
Prince Jimmy Dean: Brother to me, from mother not of me?
Chad Evans: That's right!! You don't wanna soil your hands from a commoner like a cameraman!
Prince Jimmy Dean: Victory to on horizon, for us it be!!!
Ace Slaughter walks up to the BDS and says...
Ace Slaughter: You two do your part and D-Day will do his.
Chad Evans: And you?
Ace Slaughter has the cameraman by the scruff of his shirt collar. The cameraman, with obvious difficulties, points the camera up at Slaughter.
Prince Jimmy Dean: Brother of Big Dicks?
Chad Evans: Yes, Jimmy?
Prince Jimmy Dean: Slaughter of eyes, has not of life!
Ace Slaughter looks down the camera...
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter): Kevin Hardaway-ay-ay!!! Pain you will feel!! Suffering you will endure!!! This might be an eight man tag match, but my eyes of hate will be only on you!!! You think this is over between and I? Not over my dead body!! I don't give a flying sh-
Everyone: SLAUGHTER!!!
Oblivion(speaks out through Slaughter): SHUT UP!!! I don't give a flying monkey's crap!!! And Hector Rodriguez? Don't think for a little tiny second, that Ace slaughter has forgotten about you! WE have plans for you!!! Now, this cameraman has seen too much!!
As everyone else screams out, the arm of Slaughter reaches down towards a petrified cameraman and the last thing that was heard was the blood curdling scream of the cameraman.
